tortoise is dancing at satisfaction

[MrJoedelao]

youtube has fulfilled its purpose...

[JaySquaredCee]

my sister just dropped to the floor and doing this..

[dudef333]

satisfaction in the SECOND WAY

[deerman420]

Mine does the same thing when i scratch his shell.

[linkuei83]

so it's safe to assume this turtle would bang a porcupine?

[onexero1]

My turtle doesn't like this. Whenever I brush him with a toothbrush he tries to bite it.

[XxLimaraJadexX]

When its older it will be like..wtf?

[XxLimaraJadexX]

What a cute turtle!

[CRFxX]

GO NINJAS GO NINJAS GO

[handcritters]

Go turtle, go turtle!

[PuKe456]

Lol he could be in serious discomfort and over 1million people have watched it :D

[egrojodnamra]

this is why antartida got sunk

[SHINeefan17]

OMFG LOL!

[clevertitletxt]

BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE

[SuqAta8]

the turtle doesnt actually like this..its just trying to get the whatever its feeling off of its back..

[weda737]

@SuqAta8 that's what I thought too, until mine did this to my fingernails while he was shedding scutes, I didn't move my hand at all, he backed up to me and started rubbing that butt side to side against my fingernails.

[tombofgrapes]

So...this is the internet...

[clayonweslee]

0:21 favorite

[victorhugovaldezsoto]

I wonder if the turtle does indeed feels pleasure... XD

[ripyourfaceoff50]

I love this video, and I've seen it a thousand times. However, it bothers me that you called this slider a tortoise when it is in fact a turtle. There is a big difference.

[101twistedsister]

HOLY CRAP YES

[BaYosshi]

When I saw it I started dancing at the same moment, IMPOSSIBLE TO RESIST

[JacobFleming]

I came buckets.

[KKTrollin]

THIS TURTLE IS SOOO UGLY I HATE ANIMALS, THEY'RE SOO GROSS!!

[ShiftyRobot]

..............................­.

[pastah1988]

I ROFLED

[GiantBlackPenis]

Limbs sent me!

[MrSideSwipes]

IT'S A TORTOISE NOT A TURTLE. Turtles swimmy, swimmy, tortoises walky walky.

[triotheyoshi]

@MrSideSwipes nope, both can swim and walk, but turtles are more adapted to water by a long shot, and tortoises are more adapted to walking & desert climates by a long shot..... This is a turtle, it has webbed feet.

[KyoSohma2211]

@MrSideSwipes No, that is indeed a turtle. Turtles can swim and walk. The turtle has webbed feet, tortoises have big, flatter feet. Goodness gracious lol.

[MrSideSwipes]

@KyoSohma2211 Yes, yes of course. I was merely testing you. You passed with flying colours, congratulations!

[KyoSohma2211]

@MrSideSwipes Hurray! :D

[yeb0i]

@MrSideSwipes It's a Terrapin you "know-it-all" who doesn't know shit. Look it up.

[TheAArmstrong]

@yeb0i terrapin is a british word for fresh water aquatic turtles. we really overcomplicate things. we say salt water and certain types of fresh water such as soft shell are turtles, then variations such as red eared, yellow belly are not and are called terrapin, the americans have a more sensible way of labelling things as they keep it simple and sideswipes technically right if he is yank.

[ThorStudiosBR7]

Brushie Brushie Brushie.

[martanchor]

i hope my turtle can do that in the future

[IGodHandI]

dat turtle

[FolkMetalPiper]

this is me

[PPpumasRE5]

jajaja listo para jugar dance central en kinect !!! :D

[nharold815]

that turtle dances better than the entire cast of jersey shore..

[YesRlyItsMatt]

lol time to make /gif

[blaszlob13]

I can't beleive i just watched this.

[MrSteelyRevolution4]

Dat' ass.

[Harin414]

Ok.

[KEwlIEoMAn7698]

Flagged for porn.

[BOSHKOB]

DAT ASS

[Sonic1221]

It's amazing at what can be found on youtube, like a cat playing the piano, a kid with a deep voice releasing a single called 'chocolate rain', a hamster that turns around with an epic face and epic music, and a turtle... dancing it's ass off to one of the hottest techno songs known as satisfaction. Gotta love the internet. <3

[wailord6068]

@Sonic1221 i

[weirowanderer]

It is not a tortoise but a turtle (or a terrapine), but who the fuck cares, this is nice

[6996mona]

I knew Squirtle could dance!

[xXwapa98xDXx]

The turtle approves *me gusta face*

[madiibear502]

Bahahahahahahahhaha I'm dyinnnn.

[re2fanlicker2]

BRUSHIE



[allisonlawlz]

<33 holy fucking shit.

[DeathToTheseWalls]

... til I can get my, satisfactshell!

[shadowlizard4sauke]

sounds like the blind date between auto speak and GlaDos

[SovietBlade]

brushie brushie brushie

[xNikkiNicotinex]

Brush me, and then just push me, til I can get my TURTLEfaction.

[KissingKatastrophii]

. <3

[123hdcook]

Shake it little tortoise!

[Roareye]

I LIKE TURTLES

[dingfodler]

i find this easy to masterbate to

[ImBronInit]

@dingfodler LMAO ewwww

[T0x1cWast3d]

i love how you can hear the brushin in the beginning

[Dobromira79]

i want the turtle to dance but this music is afful

[RhysonXbox]

TURTLE



[tavwindpaw]

would be better with out the music

[tetes221]

HOW MUCH FOR THE DANCING TURTLE :D

[ilyicecream13]

i wanna just squish that shell but not in the bad way

[alexacullenxx]

ummmm that was strange

[Tigertylar105]

is it weird how i wanna eat this tortoise?

[ilyicecream13]

looks like my turtle

[webb20k]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!

[LiamZarebski]

I like dancing to a bit of Stephen Hawking myself

[GraceyKatie]

I LOVE WHO EVER UPLOADED THIS!! :D <3

[thatrubberducky26]

now i want to make my turtles dance

[kaze56]

L -O -FUCKNG -L

[MrAssdestroyer]

ill destroy that turtles ass

[MrAssdestroyer]

song blows though

[MrAssdestroyer]

ok i can accept that name, im not gonna lie i like this

[irockurlif]

this really made my day.

thankyou

[blazeheart74]

i tried this with my red ear slider and he just tried 2 bite the tooth brush O.o

[Greensky02]

Is he moving with or against the brush though? Maybe he HATES it.

[anthony66363]

4 stars Clip

[firepaw323]

86 people were the brush

[JBsucksmantits]

if you press 6 the turtle dances! :0

[MrAssdestroyer]

this is not a tortoise dumb shit

[V3ng4r]

@MrAssdestroyer

Bitch!!! his name is tortise!!!!!!!!!

[MrAssdestroyer]

this is not a tortoise dumb ass

[9limpen6]

MJÄÄ!

[quantumphysics3]

Correction I mean totaly not posible

[quantumphysics3]

This is not realistically possible a turtle dose not have nerve reseptors on it's shell so it could not feel such little presure as the brush royalty not possible this is fake

[AmrasAco]

@quantumphysics3 You silly person, turtles do have nerve endings on their shell, but they do not have pain receptors there. How else would they know that a threat has stopped chomping on them long enough come out safely :P

(protip: when trying to be smart, use spellcheck)

[quantumphysics3]

@AmrasAco Alright Einstein number one when I spell I spell just fine but when I posted this comment I was using a phone and sometimes I cant type correctly on a phone.

AND I WAS NOT TRYING TO BE SMART

[jazzori]

Haha, awww.. :))

[RubyW00]

I just watched this, like, 10 times in a row. Let's go for 11. ^_^

[musicloverxx5]

I whip my shell back and forth.

[UncleScroogeC]

Lol :D

[charientisms3]

Damnnn, Franklin is one horny motherfucker

[ParadisePlusParodys]

lmao.



[TheCocacola193]

Yep that's a turtle

[iusomeday]

omgeee > < that turtle is soooo cute <3 omg ! love it :D so smart ... turtles are smart ... mine are smart about food .. lol

[SuperCorona10]

I like turtles!!!! XD

[MrBrowner123]

Hahahaha

[tarahloveshentai]

That's a turtle...

[Thuy111]

wahahahaha omg this is ..funny haha

[Nouchjah]

hahahaa xD

[Jingleheartart]

LOOOOOOOOL what the fudge? hahahahaa

[pptimee]

0:43 The turtle's serious face is priceless lol

[SarahIsAmayy]

Phwaaaaaar!

Got my satisfaction..

[SeymourHoffmanify]

so much satisfication.

it's most satifactory.

[MrMillysworld]

My tortoise, Milly, likes this video.

[takeapicturetrick]

I like turtles

[mumucachu366]

thats a damn turtle, I have one that looks just like that, he's a Slider Turtle

[TheGreatFINner]

How is this funny?

[DAchik44]

i did not ever expect to see a turtle shaking its ass like that

[causeofb]

lololololololololololollololol­ololololololollolololololollol­ololololollolololoolololololol­olololololololollololololololo­lololollolololololollolol

[zarucarsha]

The turtle probably didn't like that it was being scratched with a toothbrush :/ Poor thing.

[mumucachu366]

@zarucarsha I was thinking the same thing

[SeriousSwitch]

i like turtles

[sandramaponte]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC! I LOVE THIS TURTLE! IM A STEAL IT!!! :D

[RacheeROFL]

Push me, and then just touch me, till i can get my TURTLEfaction.

[blake0o07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

[EuphoniumEuphoria]

This is the dumbest thing ever. I LOVE IT!

[IRimaJ]

that is the cutest and funniest thing of life...

[traysizzzle]

BAHAHAHAHA IM OBSESSED.

[Drummerkid461995]

I whip my shell back and forth!

[SuperRocketPenguin]

@Drummerkid461995 hahahaha

[yohanjay2]

I like turtles!

[Snotnarok]

As a person who had a few turtles as pets I can say full confidence that this is amazing.

[LukeNoFluke]

Excuse me, this had officially been announced as the best thing ever.

[TheAwesomekman]

Daaaaaamn girl! You lookin' fiiiiine!

[MrRednecktractor]

Soo funny my friend peed his pants

[R4Nd0m3r5]

MOST FUNNIEST  THING I EVER SEEN!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH LOLZZ :D

[nijikobellamy]

Kame annd kroten also do the same when I clean them

[gunit12368]

WTF best vid eva

[kragion]

What an awesome video!!!!!!!!!!! This is a really really crazy tortoise!!! Xaxaxaxa!! Thumps up from me!!

[McCabeTheAwesome]

I find this unbearably adorable

[littleamigo926]

what song is this?

[pendleton123]

*Zombie Kid Voice* "I LIKE TUURRRTLES!!!!!!!"

[wayward1981]

This looped to the full song=Bliss

[skullcraft11]

82 people didn't get their satisfaction :P

[Koducker]

turtle like you to touch its back

[Koducker]

turtle like you to touch its back

[Swifterthanaverage]

<3

[nharold815]

that turtle dances than the entire cast of jersey shore..

[GoatV8]

@nharold815 better?

[NaomiiSparx]

LOOL I love this vid xD

[KG333Jr]

I Whip My Shell Back And Forth! XD

[Epidurean]

LOL STUMBLEUPON XD



[mai4joey]

Backscratches are sooo satisfying lol You shake it turtle

[elouephaley]

Turtles are so chill.

[P1kach00]

This is highly adorable, except that's a turtle.

[irankingscree]

stumbleupon...

[xorochimarusloverx]

Those hips definitely don't lie.

[riverwater12]

Haha Ohhh Stumbleupon....... :)

[Bulbatreetwigoritaa]

80 people didnt get their satisfaction :P

[peanutbutter321100]

Lshidmtamsfo!!

[ingodot]

BEST. TURTLE. EVAR.

[MLshelbs]

somehow this is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[crazyyitalian24]

Strut dat ass:D

[koolharvy]

Lol

[Christina30H3]

Omg he's so funny.

[xxp45t4xx]

LOL! i cant stop lafin :')

[aza0006]

*in satisfaction.

get it right.

[DINGL3Z]

DATASS.JPG

[Aluckardo]

PARTY HARD

[JeefxSisloxx]

brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie brushie

[iAmirx]

"These aren't my teeth!"

[iYoshiii]

brushie brushie

[soccerwannabee14]

DAT ASS. 

LolLolLOLOLOLOLOLILLOLKILKKKLL­JXBSKJDHFNDMDJHAHAHAHAHAHAHA