Dinoshark
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  • sheer humor

  • I'm waiting for Hamstersaurus to come out. 

  • Check out the Sharktopus trailer too you'll love it !

  • "We're gonna need a bigger chopper"

    -_-

    

  • Turns out my username was a ironic guess

  • the weird thing is if you put dinoshark next to a bikini babe of course people arn't going to be looking at dinoshark are they!

  • Leave it ti SyFy channel to make some original movie that is nothing more than a joke filled with the cheesiest one-liners ever.

    I'm glad I cut off my cable and quit paying for crap like this

  • They killed the entire Stargate saga, cancelled Battlestar Galactica to make this? Wow!

  • yep, i'm downloading it now.

  • GET TO THE CHOPPA !!!

  • it may be a original movie but that dosent mean it has original lines

  • 0:06 Hairy armpit? o_O

  • It looks to me as a cross between a Mosasaur and a Megalodon.

  • that's not a dinoshark that's a mutant megaladon!

  • @yoitsjooo1 for all we know its a mutant crytoxirihna but relly who cares

    XD have a nice day

  • why is ever movie trailer were you think "wtf is this crap" made by the cifi channel

  • @keesurt It's not, I assure you. I usually mix a "Holy shit I'm drunk" in, as well as an overabundance of filthy drunken laughter.

  • @keesurt Because it's the Si Fi channel.

  • 0:16 and in the thumbnail as well. It just looks like a manatee

  • this movie is actually really good but the trailers make it not very appealing

  • Want to heard something sad, i worked in a DvD rental place and all those SYFY movies rent!!!!!!!

  • holly shit!!!!!

  • Who the fuck cares if any of this is going to be realistic, people are gonna watch this because they want a hot action packed thrill ride to seperate them from reality for an hour and a half, id ont know about you all but im sure as hell going opening day. I will even look at fillmsi.co.cc for it..

  • @CynthiaOwenh Why would you do that when the movie looks like shit..

  • @ZeusTheMatti hey Most of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park looked like shit yet people watched that.

  • @quintanafaj2009 Ok? and what year was is Jurassic Park came? 1993? and this 2010? You mr are retarded so go suck some dinoshark cock

  • @ZeusTheMatti it was 1992. and my point is just becaus4e it looks like shit doesn't mean people will not watch it

  • @quintanafaj2009 because*

  • this looks like the BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!

  • imagine greater? ... not hard tbf :L

  • ha guy of of skyline?

  • so gay.

  • Nice to see even though Sci Fi changed their name to something really stupid, their movies haven't gotten any better..

  • Woah! Your gonna need a bigger chopper? Are you serious! RIP OFF OF JAWS

  • Are you serious?!?....

  • 0:08 GOOD ACTING,  0:10 Horrible

  • I would rather watch my grandma water the garden.

  • It's bigger jaws.

  • whats next? a ghost or a zombie shark? that would be cool.

  • why does everything have to be dino and super this mega that with sifi

  • An original movie? I can name 50 movies that have the same fucking retardation as this one.

  • ''Your gonna need a bigger chopper''? THAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

  • Next movie is going to be Bieberblack!

  • What a fuck movie. It looked like the first part of SAW whit the styrofoam bugged robot shark.

  • ohhhh it can fly!

  • The guy from Skyline is in this movie? Well Skyline is bad enough on your resume, you probably won't get hired for any big shot movies. But when you have a SYFY Channel Movie on your resume that's shouting "DON'T HIRE ME FOR ANYTHING!!!"

  • that's wath happens when you give viagra and steroids to a shark, everyone is going around like "lets kill that thing" "how we going to kill that thing" "ho its so complicated to kill that thing because its big and its a fucking thing", and it makes me wonder, its make me thing how the hell are they going to get rid of the big fucking thing???? OMG ITS SO COMPLICATED D'= NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CALL THE FUKCING ARMY GOD DAMNIT JESUS BRING UP A SUBMARINE AND NUKE THE FUCK THE END

  • dinoshark...octoshark...what are they gonna come up with next? squirrlyshark?

  • Seriously. Fucking. Seriously. Sapmbotting DINOSHARK? Dinof-fucking-shark? That's like spaming a spambot. Fucking stupid.

  • @TheKakaramu Seriously. Fucking. Seriously. Sapmbotting DINOSHARK? Dinof-fucking-shark? That's like spaming a spambot. Fucking stupid.

  • @TheKakaramu Seriously. Fucking. Seriously. Sapmbotting DINOSHARK? Dinof-fucking-shark? That's like spaming a spambot. Fucking stupid.

  • Fucking spammers. "The series"? Whaaaaa??? There's more than one????

  • Shh....If all those horror-movies were real, there would be only fat and ugly girls in the world!

  • Oh how I miss the early SCIFI channel, where twilight zone would come on at 3 in the morning and scare tactics was still showing new episodes... and where there was GOOD cheesey monster movies, not combining animals and mixing 80's t.v. stars into one movie.... :/

  • Eric Balfour Is A Good Actor , Why Does He Do Mostly Low Budqet Films ! ?

  • I prefer Swampshark.

  • this movie SUCK and i mean SUCK

  • What's next- Sharkodile?

  • my version she didnt come for the sun the surf or the seniors she came for my gigantic bslls

  • HOW MUCH FUCKIG FILMSI COMMENTS DO YOU NEED!? It's a shit site ಠ_ಠ

  • IT CAN FLY?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! WTF!!!!

  • prehistoric shark?????that can´t be prehistoric shark,it is some kind of dinosaur-shark mutant.when will those low budget producers realize that dinosaurs were not first animals on earth and didn´t evolve into every modern animal.sharks evolved moch before reptiles and creature like this could never be a shark.if they sayed that it´s some primitive ihtiosaur,that could somehow be possible,but shark,no way.

  • Wtf did i just watch...

  • I have to stop watching these especially when i am going to the beach tomorrow....

  • Why do these movies always have the giant whatever-it-is jump out of the water and eat a plane/helicopter?!

  • ha ha Haha HAhaha HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    nuff said

  • That looks more like the ancient crocodile than the ancient shark.... *is confused*

  • HAHAHAHA SYFY MOVIES:

    dinoshark

    Mega shark vs. Giant octopus

    Sharktopus

    mega Pihrana

    BEST CHANNEL EVAR XD

  • @blaklaptop hahahahahahha!!! indeed!!!

  • @blaklaptop have you seen mega python vs gatoroid?

  • ive seen all of them but dinoshark..lol im looking it up now @blaklaptop

  • @blaklaptop Dont forget Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus! lol

  • @blaklaptop the goblin as well

  • I made me and my friends watch this.

    along with Swamp Shark, Shark Invasion, Mega Piranha, and Hammerhead: Shark frenzy.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH SCI FI AND SHARKS

    JESUS

  • i'm sick of all those wanna be jaws movies, like sharktopus, and moby dick 2010. since when are people havein lack of ideas for fun movies, and why always sharks?

  • The background music makes it look life fun :)

    Wooho, some1 gets eaten by a megashark that doesn't even look realistic yeeaah !

  • HAHAHA =]]]]

  • Toilet shark its gonna bite Ur ass off!!!1

  • Did he say were gonna need a bigger chopper? WTF really? These syfy movies blow to

  • Why do they keep releasing these movies? I mean , come on. Spend some more money on a good movie and make it real. Try to add real life story. Ohh and stop making up stupid names for the title. Dinoshark , Sharktopus... WTF? Bananapus?

  • how do they know its a he............

  • FAIL!!!!

    Dino is greek for (terrifying or fearful) sharks are terrifying any way... Then you see a tyrannosaurus rex head and a sharks body, this show could be either...

    Shark-o-saur ( shark/ lizard) or Tyranno-shark ( tyrant shark)

    Dinoshark doesnt mean anything about a criss between an extinct species and a shark but just " terrifying shark".

    Crap movie, crap title and crap picture

  • Although most of you dont like the cgi and acting but i myself love these failtastic movies because i dont like serius acting and amazing cgi. reason i know this is, is because i made a film like this i was the cgi person and it was equvilnt to this style and the actors were kinda bad, but it was for computer animation/ CGI in colleage so even sense i love this types of movies

  • WOW

  • Holy jeezuz! Tgis shit is not a work of art, it's more like the stuff that popped out of my ass this morning! Stop promoting tgis video you fags!

  • I question the sort of person who criticises a b-movie and then willingly pays to see Hollywood's latest mass-produced drivel. At least a creature feature has plenty of good, old-fashioned cheese.

  • It's called fun you idiots, there's something wrong with people who can't just enjoy a silly movie for what it is. I'm guessing a lot of people don't realize that it's SUPPOSED to be trashy and look cheap?..

  • @matt99is Oh, so they went out of their way to make a shitty movie then. I get it. It's garbage on PURPOSE. Because making a good movie is just soo easy for these guys, they wanted a REAL challenge in making a fucking horrible movie. Ok, I get it now.

  • @silantbill Shitty movies are fun, it's throw away entertainment. you're just too far up your own arse to see it.

  • @matt99is Shitty movies are shitty and nothing else you fuck tard. Theres nothing fun about them, and if you say "arse" again, I'm going to scoop out your fucking eyes with a spoon and jam my cock into your empty sockets.

  • @silantbill You're a very angry kid. A lot of people tend to get frustrated by things their tiny little minds can't grasp so don't worry.

  • It's an Icthyosaur, with a Tyrannosaurus' head, a Megalodon's fins, a Thresher Shark's tail, and an Ankylosaur's armor.

    Just. Fucking. Shoot. Me.

  • why do people make these movies

  • In the movie its a Pliosaur but it looks as if a Mosasaur and a Megladon had sex, and a mutant was born. good movie however.

  • I'm going to need fresh underwear for this one! looks sooo real!!!

  • @KillerDragon117 you're gonna need fresher underwear.

  • Looks good...too bad youtube sucks balls and can't let us watch it.

  • Bigger Chopper? How about a bigger budget?

  • @kevman77 hhahaaha that's funny

    

  • The movie sucked.Special effects sucked as well.

  • he this story line is xually pretty good i mean its not unthinkable a prehistorical shark romes the waters undiscovered till some day :D thumbs up man

  • I thought I made this up...

  • is that the guy from Skyline?

  • @button4boy yeah it deff. is. i dont know what the hell these actors are thinking signing up for this kind of shit.

  • it suprise me that asylum didnt made this movie

  • I want to rip out my eyes with hot needles after I seen this movie

  • Really did he just say that their going to need a bigger chopper? Like come'on that's not even funny anymore

  • 0:06 :)

  • Aaron Diaz will be in it <3?

  • The line were gonna need a bigger chopper made me cringe :(

  • megashark vsgiant octopus and crocosaurus movies are the corniest movie ever made while dinoshark is an awsome movie

  • These movie are getting worse!! How corny or what!! LOL

  • remember these are grown ass people?

  • I miss jaws

  • lol i once saw a syfy movie where a shark monster had human legs. i laughed so hard i passed out.

  • were gonna need bigger chopper lol

  • part dino part shark all fail.

  • SYFY gib uns stargate zurück!!!!!!!!

  • worst movie ever ^^

  •  #FAIL

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  • Too bad is CG, but still good movie by the looks of it.

  • This is why I stay away from Mexico, no telling what gets dumped into their water.

  • haha ur gonna need a bigger chopper

  • Dammit its the 14th

  • first i saw "Sarktopus" now "Dinoshark". what's next? "Octosaur"?

  • That's no dinoshark! It's Jaws' & Flipper's love child!

  • You're gonna need a chopper? WTF?

  • Parents are pissed but the kids love it :S

  • WHAT is this??

  • WTF??

  • "You're gonna need a bigger chopper."

    GET IT???????

  • Your gonna need a bigger chopper... seriously?

  • Get the Gas Canester

  • imagine greater, not hard

  • That is like a plesiaurus

  • Their parents must be soo proud when they say they made it as film actors.

    and then they ask them what movie.

    "Dinoshark"...

  • is this a comedy one?

  • damn :/ fucking movie

  • Check out "Unaware Trailer" on Youtube for a cool new Sci-Fi Horror film that took place in rural Texas recently. It is connected to the Roswell crash of 1947 and what happened to the recovered alien bodies.

  • This movie must have cost 10 dollars to make! :/

  • They may as well make a giant DUCK movie.

  • fail

  • booshit

  • that's what happen when you feed the shark with too much cocain

  • This must have been the worst trailer I've ever seen

  • i really like these films but they never got it look real with the fish in yhe water i hate that! theres no svelves after it had dive or it swalow a boat but just crack som girls half boody

  • @isad1012 Learn to type?

  • aren't all sharks prehistoric? And older than dinosaurs?

  • @thomasbce and crocodiles!

  • Sharkadogoplataroopiderillapot­amusasaur the Revenge.

  • are you kiddin me? this looks so pathetic

  • Dinoshark vs Sharktopus should be the next movie.

  • do you have really have to pay to get that channel ??

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