Can someone please explain the relationship between Stephen and Alan to me? I understand the role that Alan plays, I just don't get why he would want to, and why Stephen would want be such a prick to him. Alan's obviously bright, even if he plays it down so how did this bizarre companionship form?
I'm sure Mr Fry would just love that this thread has turned into a place to rip on other cultures. Yeah, he'd love that, wouldn't he? Besides, why waste venom on the British or americans when the french are so much more fun to bash? ;)
"must have been american because they ate with their hands" LAME JOKE lol........I don't have any statistics to back this up but i would guess that the vast majority of the world eat with their hands....even here in america all we eat with our hands is shit like pizza or hamburgers its not like we eat our spaghetti or soup with our hands......
@Kullg4r My god I know that's why I said "lame joke", I just thought since english people eat all the same things with their hands that americans do it was a really crap one. They've done several american jokes on qi and most have been really funny but that one was crap you buffoon.
@Kullg4r I brought it up because usually the jokes are of a higher standard like when they talk about all the religious nuts or racists in america those are better because they show contrast between america and england, but that one I just thought was unusually lame and didn't really have a foundation to stand on....like I said I wasn't offended I had completely forgotten about it until people started replying to the comment like douches
@gravitybongo "people", only I have replied to your comment. It seems you took the joke far too seriously. "I don't have any statistics to back this up but i would guess that the vast majority of the world eat with their hands"
It's hilarious. Your comment made you appear overly sensitive. It was a joke, you shouldn't even have commented on it.
@gravitybongo Not even those had much to stand on if you looked at them for what they were. Quips don't require accuracy as much as they require stylistic delivery. Of course, these jokes being made in bulk might influence someone's pattern of thinking, but the opinion of a TV zombie shouldn't matter all that much.
@Flowerblood No I'm not, and you're a whiny, immature, dickless little worm. You talk shit to every american you come across, I've seen your page, so don't come at me with that overly dramatic crap. I'm sure there's people in england that have treated you alot worse than I ever will which is why you're so angry, so grow up and stop trolling people with that B.S.
I must disagree with this Carlos Chagas. Vomiting, shivering, hysterical crying, dying sensations, copius urination and flatulence is not a disease. Its a hangover :P
Mmmmh long haired Alan =w= Thanks for uploading this!
ffkjmto5 1 month ago
That buzzer + The rings of your anus = epic laughs
RavenDestroyer 2 months ago
not sure about pope, but i think i speak for everybody when i say i want stephen fry as an uncle
robp2k11 2 months ago
Spunk Bags.
MrBuch169169 2 months ago
Stephen fry for emperor of the known universe, or indeed the unknown universe... Ah, fuck it, emperor of the entire cosmos! :D
Darkpaint84 2 months ago
I would also say that it rains more on weekdays because its a weekday 2.5x the amount of time its a weekend. 5 days vs 2
TheSouthsidestrangle 2 months ago
as a practising sod and lawyer...
ninacat88 3 months ago 4
@ninacat88
don't you just love Clive? He's ever so sharp xD
gloomyoutlook 3 months ago 4
@TheSoulSearcher1 excellent grammar......
TheSlobberychops 5 months ago
Alans hair is ridiculous!
TakeMeToYourLeaderZ 5 months ago
@TakeMeToYourLeaderZ ridiculously cool
mossy121c 5 months ago
nobel was swedish not american
opicss 5 months ago 6
Thanks for the upload :D
teamorangeapple 6 months ago
wow, what a crap panel.
aaron9099 6 months ago
@aaron9099 Alan aside ofcourse :)
mossy121c 5 months ago
@mossy121c Oh of course.
aaron9099 5 months ago
Life would be alot more dull without this show.
whiteravenindustries 6 months ago 6
@wcibbt They play it out for comedy. Alan is bright, and yes Stephen does put him down but only for the show, outisde they are very good friends.
penguinswithswords 7 months ago
@TheSoulSearcher1 It's 'Must have' or 'could have', not 'must of/could of'. You could also write must've or could've, which is why there's confusion.
RED280ZX 7 months ago
Can someone please explain the relationship between Stephen and Alan to me? I understand the role that Alan plays, I just don't get why he would want to, and why Stephen would want be such a prick to him. Alan's obviously bright, even if he plays it down so how did this bizarre companionship form?
wcibbt 7 months ago
I'm sure Mr Fry would just love that this thread has turned into a place to rip on other cultures. Yeah, he'd love that, wouldn't he? Besides, why waste venom on the British or americans when the french are so much more fun to bash? ;)
tmage01 7 months ago 2
Stephen Fry for QI. He's already emperor of the universe, but I'd quite like to see more QI.
Fab4Sunrises 7 months ago 5
Hahahaha 3:46
"I remember it raining one Saturday"
LanteanKnight 7 months ago
Stephen Fry for emperor of the western hemisphere.
crazygeek777 7 months ago
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Vic Reeves is just unfunny.
dilwich123 7 months ago
Vic Reeves is brilliant.
Flowerblood 8 months ago
I missed how the rings of Uranus were discovered...?
WalterLiddy 8 months ago
he wanted to avoid saying 'your anus', but instead he said 'urine-us.'
tuigleven 9 months ago
They have a bra drink holder and yet Jo Brand isn't in this one. Talk about your missed opportunities.
jetfire851 9 months ago
ships cat suits him :L
09LNADIANightMARE90 9 months ago
Stephen Fry is God...well to me!
TheBassHeavy 9 months ago
First vid ive seen on youtube with 0 dislikes, this is the power of Lord Fry!!!!
Jazios 11 months ago
stephen fry for Pope...
starz0012 11 months ago 43
@starz0012 hes jewish....
SHADOWBOLT110 4 months ago
@SHADOWBOLT110 Well, HE isn't Jewish, but he was raised Jewish. He's very well known to be a Humanist.
ExaggeratedCool 2 months ago
@ExaggeratedCool He's also an atheist, but that's not really a religion.
ExaggeratedCool 2 months ago
@starz0012 Stephens atheist.
IndritDaci1 1 month ago
@IndritDaci1 the pope is probably too. I mean nobody who's actally read the Bible can be christian...
RectumPilum 4 weeks ago 2
@IndritDaci1 that's the joke bro
jarshale 3 weeks ago
If you hear "a doodle-bug" repeated in each bar of the bassline of the theme song, well then, you must be mad.
grandmofftarkin007 11 months ago 7
@gloomyoutlook thank you soooo much 4 these epic HIGH QUALITY vids :D
eerrrrrrfolks 11 months ago 6
When Alan laughs, he just kind of sits forwards, tilts his head to the side and grins......... QI FTW
ttfnrsvpasap 1 year ago
Oh! Stephen looks quite bare without a tie :)
jcgalad 1 year ago
Stephen Fry for Qi!
aliving666 1 year ago 6
*gasp* I must have missed this one! No studying shall get done tonight (:
Anjin1997 1 year ago 4
thanks heaps for uploading these. so funny
Nathanchooper 1 year ago
"must have been american because they ate with their hands" LAME JOKE lol........I don't have any statistics to back this up but i would guess that the vast majority of the world eat with their hands....even here in america all we eat with our hands is shit like pizza or hamburgers its not like we eat our spaghetti or soup with our hands......
gravitybongo 1 year ago
@gravitybongo you mean we arent supposed to eat soup with our hands....MINDFUCK
lambofmatt 1 year ago 2
@lambofmatt What? The way you worded it and the way I worded it, either way it means the same thing.....
gravitybongo 1 year ago
@gravitybongo it was a fuckin joke man.
kennymertzi 10 months ago
@kennymertzi Dude I wrote that in my comment, I know it was and i wasn't offended or anything
gravitybongo 10 months ago
@gravitybongo It was just a joke, you buffoon.
Kullg4r 9 months ago
@Kullg4r My god I know that's why I said "lame joke", I just thought since english people eat all the same things with their hands that americans do it was a really crap one. They've done several american jokes on qi and most have been really funny but that one was crap you buffoon.
gravitybongo 9 months ago
@gravitybongo Why would you even bring it up though? It was a joke, a small quip suggesting that Americans are more primitive than Brits. Leave it.
Kullg4r 9 months ago
@Kullg4r I brought it up because usually the jokes are of a higher standard like when they talk about all the religious nuts or racists in america those are better because they show contrast between america and england, but that one I just thought was unusually lame and didn't really have a foundation to stand on....like I said I wasn't offended I had completely forgotten about it until people started replying to the comment like douches
gravitybongo 9 months ago
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@gravitybongo "people", only I have replied to your comment. It seems you took the joke far too seriously. "I don't have any statistics to back this up but i would guess that the vast majority of the world eat with their hands"
It's hilarious. Your comment made you appear overly sensitive. It was a joke, you shouldn't even have commented on it.
Kullg4r 9 months ago
@gravitybongo Not even those had much to stand on if you looked at them for what they were. Quips don't require accuracy as much as they require stylistic delivery. Of course, these jokes being made in bulk might influence someone's pattern of thinking, but the opinion of a TV zombie shouldn't matter all that much.
Waluigi101 9 months ago
@gravitybongo You are why I hate hate hate Americans.
Flowerblood 8 months ago
@Flowerblood No I'm not, and you're a whiny, immature, dickless little worm. You talk shit to every american you come across, I've seen your page, so don't come at me with that overly dramatic crap. I'm sure there's people in england that have treated you alot worse than I ever will which is why you're so angry, so grow up and stop trolling people with that B.S.
gravitybongo 8 months ago
Alan really is catlike in a few respects.
guinivereXbloodgood 1 year ago
I must disagree with this Carlos Chagas. Vomiting, shivering, hysterical crying, dying sensations, copius urination and flatulence is not a disease. Its a hangover :P
swanseajackthe3rd 1 year ago 5
@swanseajackthe3rd no
ozipk 1 year ago
woh....Alans hair is craaazy
mrpolaroid123 1 year ago
"trousers were discoverd by acident"lol
stephen88hox 1 year ago
So much for a gloomy outlook...
Nachax85 1 year ago
@gloomyoutlook
Ive already commented on episode one bt I just wanted to say again thank u so sosososo much for uploading QI!
I'm recommending you to all my friends, they're all QI mad too XD
1bookfan1 1 year ago
"He was an American, obviously, because he ate with his fingers..." whaaaat XD
Madnursemii 1 year ago 7
stephen fry for both
Darean51 1 year ago
After Vic says "And I want it to be a coxon" I always say for some reason "Graham Coxon?"
Alexmo555 1 year ago
don't call me son lol classic
supadupairishboi 1 year ago
Anybody else love the way Stephen says "silly putty"?
MartinMcLellan89 1 year ago 3
@MartinMcLellan89 he sounds like vincent price.,,
wimpylassiter2336 1 year ago
its sunday, its america, and its raining now :)
jayebyrd1515 1 year ago
"Dying sensations"? lol
DelorienAz 1 year ago
"Spunk bags"
MuninRaven 1 year ago
5 stars for the cutest "meow" in the world from the cutest man ever :D
SteinaIcelander 1 year ago 5
Thanks for uploading these =]
123eldest 1 year ago
Funny and instructive, this program is truly great!
Thanks loads for the uploards. can't get enough of this! Long Live Stephen Fry!
laikimis6 2 years ago 9
I'm in Romania and miss my Dave... thanks for putting these up
Johnsigl1 2 years ago 3
romania
GlassPike 2 years ago
I cannot thank you enough!
szester 2 years ago 10
thanks for uploading!
555hugs 2 years ago 10
Stephen Fry for PM!
mattlightbound 2 years ago 280
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Stephen Fry for God!
fangirl8392 2 years ago 325
@fangirl8392 stephen is my god of knowledge and david attenborough is my god of nature
Hip0lit0 1 year ago
@Hip0lit0 Ahh, you see, I was assuming monotheism. I apologize.
fangirl8392 1 year ago
@fangirl8392 that's alright, there are just too many people i admire to assume monotheism
Hip0lit0 1 year ago
@fangirl8392 Stephen Fry Is God
droppedyourgaycards 1 year ago 4
@fangirl8392 that would be awesome! Then Stephen would be something he doesn't believe in!
Pippin1988 1 year ago
@Pippin1988 Nor I, and then we would all be confused!
fangirl8392 1 year ago
@fangirl8392 That would contradict all that is Stephen Fry!
VoodooChileJ11 1 year ago
@VoodooChileJ11 Which was in part the point.
fangirl8392 1 year ago
@fangirl8392 The world would genuinely be a better place if Stephen Fry was allowed to be god.
Aure217 11 months ago 56
@fangirl8392 I don't think he'd be very happy about that.
ZylHW 11 months ago 3
@ZylHW Maybe he ought, because then God would exist! I don't know that that'd make him happy but whatever, man, whatever.
fangirl8392 11 months ago 2
@fangirl8392 this should be a facebook page
SaxonSpooner 9 months ago
@SaxonSpooner It probably is.
fangirl8392 7 months ago
@fangirl8392 Stephen Fry is an Atheist.
HimeofManga 6 months ago
@mattlightbound Arthur Smith for PM
sofaguard 1 year ago
@mattlightbound
No way never stephen fry for PM. if he was PM he wouldn't be able to do QI
XxXCLJPXxX 5 months ago
@mattlightbound haha your comment "Steven Fry for PM!" has more likes than the video.
fridgumus8 5 months ago 7
Great quality vid,cheers.
BenPN1000 2 years ago 12
Funniest programme on tv, thank you!
classyscotsguy 2 years ago 2
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! Love QI and Stephen Fry, I have his books, videos, and if he leaves his house unlocked, his art collection!
FangMom 2 years ago 7
they must have looked a bit odd at the test form!
how's your cold? still there,but i'v been hot all day xD
garfreeek 2 years ago
thanks so much for these
Schpudd 2 years ago 5
gloomyoutlook you deserve a sanctification! I shall have my people contact Benny's people and see what can be done. ;)
frincu2207 2 years ago 23
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
bahnhof89 2 years ago 4