Skyrim Tales - Too much Skooma

[Pedro5238]

this was hilarious

[666Hotdogman666]

Gollum :D



[skullcrusher444]

this is realy funny man

[yavuyo98]

I think you have problems

[DarthZiZi]

2:05 That's what happens when I try to clean the house.

[bloodwolf1999]

looks like a falmer

[greylloyd]

weeeoooo is from kung pow! my name is master betty.

[MrMasterofrpg]

dragonborn !!! :)

[Sn1p3rsh0t2012]

but i do find it FUNNY

[Sn1p3rsh0t2012]

if find this gake and fay :)

[MrIhaveacat]

Skooma, not even once.

[darknessofthewind]

HAHAHA ohmygosh the broom!

[vauerbach10]

So. You're Brynjolf's new protoge. You don't look like much to me...

[lucpitout]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOO­OOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAANNNAAAA­AANAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW­ATCHAAAAA

[OBEYWEEGEE]

This is one of those videos where you shouldn't be laughing at it, but do anyway.

[TANKBEATEVERYTHING]

WEEEOOOOWEEEOOOOO

[sockmonkeysrocyosock]

so depressed by this video

[HolzerAndrew]

Wow, steal the sound from Kung Pow much?

[MasterSethern]

Are you Gollum?

[millionhera22]

AHHAHAHAhahahHAHAhAha

[IVolatileI]

the voice from kung pow...lol epic

[FriedNugget2]

gay

[jaktom2]

sooo...taking to much skooma turns you into dobby?

[Elvinknight9]

@jaktom2 No, it turns you into Golem

[jopo494]

@jaktom2 nope smigle

[TheFearholy534]

me and my mate look atthe video 1st

Me:Ahh this is not gona do anythin

buddy: Just watch it!

after a little while

>.> <.< omfg!HIllllaaaariiooous :DDDDD

[GeneralRaamen123]

behold another famous tale we should all look down on........again

[devoniam123]

Your voice vaguely reminds me of Micheal Jackson

[SkyrimDoevikin]

thats everybody thats watching this when were 21+

[MASTERxN00B]

Gollum dislikes this

[Waffleman247z]

So this is what you do? MOLEST BROOMS?

[alexrakebitch]

"So.. you're Brynjolf's new protege eh? don't look like much to me..."

[ninjacat1012]

i have 42 bottles of skooma i wonder what will happen...

[CypherCreation94]

10 minutes later he ended up in debo`s chicken coop

[AndriyBobik]

holy shit i thought someone was whistling in my house, scared the fuck out of me

[MilanchemunZE]

At 1:48 I expected of him to start Barking !!!! >___>

[MegaDemonish1]

HAhahah Litle Goblin



[xxdomoxxkunxx]

would have been funny if it became a sped up montage of random crap, then "wake up" on the part with the hangover quest line starts to begin(in the church)

[DaBackyardBoss]

In morrowind (i have it for pc) skooma is like 500 gold. Rip off

[ImBlastin]

drunk ppl ftw!

[jdog2337]

lol epic



[MrMoomington]

Skooma -- Morrowind

Manage to take a lot of it (more than the potion restriction) AND YOU'LL RUN SO FAST, WHAT THE F*CK YOU'LL FLY!

Skooma -- Skyrim

+25 Stamina

[TheOneTomatear]

Anyone else jump at 1:04 ?

[DirtyNerd86]

Fllllyyyyyying.... FLYING IN THE SKYYYYY! Cliffff RAAAACER, Fly ..... Fly so HIIIIIIGH!!!! FLLLLLYYYYYYYYIIIIINNNNNGGGG!~

[jameslwq]

wtf are I fucking just watching ? main point is ?

[dmanparazitu]

ummm... dafuq i just watching? i am in the weird part of youtube again?

[reallytalldwarf]

your character looks like a falmer

[Royalv7]

SHUT UP! im trippin balls bro..dont tell nobody im really a mudcrab or ill cut you man...ill cut u so bad..you..you gonna wish i aint cut u so bad..IN THE KNEE

[DanielVonPalota]

It's funny because in Skyrim you can be a hunter, a mage, a warrior and of course a drug dealer straight from one of the Mexican cartels.

[SairentuHeadu]

for a second there i thought you were playing as a falmer...

[geoarch2]

What the...

[Ashkeeps1234]

How do you roll?

[UngodlyMystic]

@Ashkeeps1234 it's only available through a perk in the sneak skill. you press the sprint button while sneaking and you do a silent roll. check your sneak constilation, you'll see what i mean.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@UngodlyMystic you can also do a roll by holding the sprint button and drawing your weapon

[spacegoat4ever]

...I'm never getting near elves again.

[HollowAssassin13]

I discovered this this morning and I have watched this at least five times today alone. You, sir, are hilariously insane. Thanks for sharing. xD

[lyllbj753]

wii u wii uuuuuuuuuu a new nintendo wii u kid~

[RhodezBroz]

@vahell7788 He didn't he Pretended it

[XBotticelli]

my...precious...

Gollum...Gollum...

[sfritzlilsis]

weeooow

weeooooow

[MonkeyKex]

dafuq?

[Doom6ringer1337]

Skooma? Too Mainstream.I drink Sleeping Tree sap.

[Cyberhawkzz]

damn..laughing my ass off at this. esp around the 2:07 area.

[mcmillennick]

If it wasn't for the noises this video would suck, lol.



[vahell7788]

how get like this



[QuarantaSette47]

Skooma- Not even once.

[mrhenk007]

haha hilarious

[fatimmortal]

MAYBE I'LL TAKE A FEW

*FINISHES EVERYTHING*

[breaver248]

I took skooma once... Next thing I knew I was naked in a ditch with a dead spriggon laying on me

[flashevolution]

this is the dragonborn, come to save us all...

[Whazzupie]

@flashevolution I feel so safe.

[LOKO09814]

did ur character take the skooma or did u take the skooma? xD

[Aska2468]

I thought that I drank too much skooma when I met Barbas but this is truly awesome but is the voice in game or is it yours?

[GoreyPsycopath]

I die every time I watch this xDDDD

[OkamiTsukuyomi]

why do I find this so damn funny...?

[xxSexiiCherriixx]

oh you no how it is in the thieves guild :3

[middleschoolrules180]

Gullumn much?

[mistermonstermunch]

this is so sad but so fuc*ing funny at the same time XD

[helioszxc]

i laughed....

[jp0005jp]

someone call 911

[urbanawp]

wtf? lol

[WhiteChocolate144]

What is wrong with you?

[MrPartyWaffle]

can someone please explain to me what in bloody hell i just watched

[L4DEATH360]

@MrPartyWaffle What the Dovahkiin did after he beat Sanguine in a drinking contest? :P

[MrPartyWaffle]

@L4DEATH360 that was funny as fuck but i did think i was going to get my ass handed to me

[Haloya101]

Virgin.

[Kevincroco]

FALMERS!!

[Riotios]

He went to war on Brooms

[thevulpirelespock]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA *Deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! This is so funny:').

[Faridaily]

Opens page, sees like/dislike bar. Might be shit, watches anyway.

Reluctantly clicks like afterward.

[Moviewxpert]

Bro were you on acid when you made this?

[bjrdelaney]

Don't do drugs, kids.

[carmeneyo]

Youve never seen what happens when you drink Skooma in Morrowind....

[ZydosTheDrake]

WEEEEOOOEOOOEOEOOEEEEOOOEOEOEO­O

[bdmassiv]

this guy is some freek

[CFGAxaFin]

lol he jumped in the ratway :D its full of shit and piss :DDD

[ChildishWonders]

@CFGAxaFin Omg, I've probably jumped in there a million times and never thought of that. D:

[JoblessDave2020]

I used to be an adventure like you, but then i got hooked on skooma and did things for money. lets just say i took an arrow in the knee.

[YarbroK]

Ladies and Gentlemen. I want to you to met the Dragonborn...

at his finest.

[volkaineo]

I thought he was falmer lol

[Sublime692]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo­ooooooooooooooo lol

[killere2009]

drop dead man

[Derp17000]

O_o This is What happens...

Gonna buy Skooma :3

[darkfury45]

YOU'RE on skooma, not your character

[TAJIG]

LMFAO wtf is wrong with you?? xD

[mikequilino]

alright i took two skooma today and everything turned a different fuckin color i swear to god it works, its like weed, you gotta do it more than once to get high

[TheGyroid]

I WANT MY FUCKING OBLIVION SKOOMA BACK SO ADDICTING

[alltheway939]

1.00 i was like WTF Falmer??

[Lapinuke]

I'll just take a few... * five minutes later * ijuiuieiieijhaahawawawjaja - other people staring at you like mad, while you're blubbering nonsense and acting like on drugs. - Well, of course you are!

[HelloLoveSpeaking]

xD I laughed so hard!

[LegionaryLegate]

fuckin lol!



[ThomasSandve]

64 people have never tried skooma

[Diablakos]

this sick dude made me laugh so hard

[MrMINECRAFTTNTMASTER]

I am the DRAGONBORN... (drinks skooma) whhhheeewwoooo jasdadjadjdajvdslj dnfdvjddvn wheeeeeee

[fieju45]

@MrMINECRAFTTNTMASTER The Drunken Shout

[BladerunerDragonica]

I quess you put the wrong mushrooms in the bottle.

[powerwowow]

best video in the world

[Gresysa]

This video makes me feel better about myself.

[a1kh3m15t031]

The things we do when we play Skyrim... \(O0O)/

[SEPHIROTHJF]

in there tong they call him Dovaking... DRAGONBORN!

[Rexwar31]

@SEPHIROTHJF Dovakiin*

[ceebeelicious]

@Rexwar31 Dovahkiin*

[NyxesRealms]

"Don't tell me to speak!" "...Okay."

[SuperRedHalo]

u look like smeagol lol

[999msvalkyrie]

guy:hey is that really dragon born over there?

other guy:er... unfortantly yes

guy:my bettings on the dragons....

[mrabdielhernandez1]

Mr. Shadow  lmao

[jasminenicoson]

why does this video have so many views???? hahaha

[Genorousness]

At 2:00 am..this is the funniest video on the internet.

[bnbbnbkill]

lmfao xp

[inferno232]

"Oh, him? He's the new recruit. He... Uh... He just... Does that sometimes..."

[schmidty176]

CHUG CHUG CHUG!!

[ToStrideForFame]

it would of been hilarious if he said "Woop Woop Woop!"

[smegzly]

If I could thumbs-up this a million times. I would.

Make more Skyrim vids. I would sub.

[MrPoopScoopin]

@smegzly Haha ok fine i will.. Um i made a torch video that i think is relatively funnier than this one

[smegzly]

@MrPoopScoopin I watched, I peed myself.

[M0adab0r]

Walking on the water after drinking some Skooma bottles...

Is that, Skooma diving ?

[Gamerplayism]

Thumbs up if you think he should make a let's play.

[PBJDukeOfNewYork]

Audio is bad, but the concept is great 

[Acemeister11]

they should have a "Get Hi" shout it would sound like fus ro da except shoo tin coke

[AutopopsLive]

best Skyrim video ever

[ej101097]

haha you look like a falmer dude

[ApprenticeGamer64]

The player was the one who took the Skooma.

[69mashedpatatoes]

suscribed and liked lol great vid hope u make more like this

[69mashedpatatoes]

lol

[Voodoogam3r]

i lol'd so hard!

[Vampvarva123]

loool

[QFizzle1992]

apperently smeagol and gollum is also the dragon born, savior of skyrim...

[Shewolf134]

Awww man don't molest the broom!!!Q!!! lol.

[AREAxrs]

wtf did i just watch?

[GoldenSharkz]

skyrim's screwed if this is it's only hope....

[AgentHobbes7]

Achievement Unlocked: Charle Sheen

[iDoominic]

THERE A NEW DRUG IN TOWN, SLEEPING TREE SAP, YOU SHOULD TRY IT!

[Snowman20]

I. Am. GLAD. That you didn't have a companion with you... like Lydia <3 Gods only know what you woulda done to her in your skooma frenzy... :P

[IceMakerSama]

what does skooma really do?

I heard that if you drink too much, then you become addicted, and if you dont keep drinking, your stamina and health goes down

but I've triend and nothing happened

[WillboFowlahr]

Doctor: The Dovakiin, the great hero Dragonborn. He has Down Syndrome.

High King Ulfric: My god...

[SirZelean]

WHAT THE FUCK, I laughed my pants off here XD You're crazy, man

[ddnw12]

ill just have a few.....glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug

*17 bottles of skooma later*

WEEOOWEEOO AHHHH

[silverballer1911]

r u a pedo

[FreakyChannelViki]

you're so stupid xDD

[impo008]

it looked like a white falmer just as annoying and stupid im proud of the skooma

[MikGtr9]

please tell me your "weee ooo wee oo ing " was from kung pow enter the fist?!?!

[SirZelean]

@MikGtr9 BEST. MOVIE. EVER. 'Nuff said.

[MikGtr9]

@SirZelean yes... just yes

[UncoloredWolf]

guy from the video : GUIIIIU WAAGHGAASSHDASDAW ( strange noises)

mom: SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[RastaRhino420]

i took 50 skooma bottles and nothing happend wtf?!

[jtjesuslover]

I luld

[patsmithj]

that is a true savieur of skyrim. a drunk bastard who sounds like a dieing cat who is naked. i have neverbin more proued of scooma.

[MrBombchu1]

wtf?!

[Thomaspegful]

honestly its really funny, I have no idea how there's so many dislikes???

[kretzmannian33]

This is so incredibly stupid, but I couldn't stop myself from laughing

[SpyroxFanxForxLife]

Looks like someone was bored. XD

[BrandenSuperstar]

GOTTA GO FAST

[F4TALx40]

what the fuck?

[Janava360]

whear is that place im always tring to find it



[n00batmine]

This is the Dragonborn. Savior of skyrim.

[Kasutikitsune]

skooma IRL whilst playing skyrim.... lawl