He once helped flipper give birth.... via txt messaging.... He is the most interesting man on earth.
Stay Thirsty my friends....
MistaSpin 2 years ago
He once walked into a theater playing a horor movie. The audience came out with an unbelievably pleasant and tranquil experience.
Stay thirsty my friend.
ramaprabajati 2 years ago
You once tried to make a joke off of a funny commercial, and failed... multiple times.
Stay stupid my friend
PillowPanTs8490 2 years ago 6
He prophecyced Nostradamus' prophecy. Only the ones that came to fruition though.
He once taught a lowly Roman soldier his vast knowledge of modern warfare. That soldier was later known as Julius Caesar.
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He built Optimus Prime, with a only a can full of jelly beans.
Unbeknownst to others, he actually WON the name world's most interesting man in a game of Mahjong. The loser had to rename himself to God.
When there's something wrong in the neighborhood, he gets a phone call from the Ghostbusters.
Abe Lincoln once lied for him. This fact is still disputed till now.
He once went trick or treating....without a bag.
whoforgotaboutblind 2 years ago
This guy is the fucking man!! lol
MoiDixMois01 2 years ago 9
When he kisses a woman she immediately becomes pregnant.....stay thirsty my friends
lemans405 2 years ago
Everytime he sticks a dollar in a vending machine, it never spits it out...
Stay thirsty my friends
plutoniumcore 2 years ago
lmao
Mystline18 2 years ago
He speaks French in Russian!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
SpaceMonkey10 2 years ago 5
LMAO when I saw that on TV today, I just died laughing.
acoti 2 years ago
Great job getting the new one! Kinda sad that its easier to get the commercials on youtube than it is on dosequis website
areoch 2 years ago
thank you for this!! these are my favorite commercials! they really do need a movie about this guy! lol
congoredjr 2 years ago
He once helped flipper give birth.... via txt messaging.... He is the most interesting man on earth.
Stay Thirsty my friends....
MistaSpin 2 years ago
He once walked into a theater playing a horor movie. The audience came out with an unbelievably pleasant and tranquil experience.
Stay thirsty my friend.
ramaprabajati 2 years ago
You once tried to make a joke off of a funny commercial, and failed... multiple times.
Stay stupid my friend
PillowPanTs8490 2 years ago 6
He prophecyced Nostradamus' prophecy. Only the ones that came to fruition though.
He once taught a lowly Roman soldier his vast knowledge of modern warfare. That soldier was later known as Julius Caesar.
Stay thirsty my friend.
ramaprabajati 2 years ago
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He built Optimus Prime, with a only a can full of jelly beans.
Unbeknownst to others, he actually WON the name world's most interesting man in a game of Mahjong. The loser had to rename himself to God.
When there's something wrong in the neighborhood, he gets a phone call from the Ghostbusters.
Abe Lincoln once lied for him. This fact is still disputed till now.
Stay thirsty my friend.
ramaprabajati 2 years ago
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He once went trick or treating....without a bag.
whoforgotaboutblind 2 years ago
This guy is the fucking man!! lol
MoiDixMois01 2 years ago 9
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When he kisses a woman she immediately becomes pregnant.....stay thirsty my friends
lemans405 2 years ago
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Everytime he sticks a dollar in a vending machine, it never spits it out...
Stay thirsty my friends
plutoniumcore 2 years ago
lmao
Mystline18 2 years ago
He speaks French in Russian!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
SpaceMonkey10 2 years ago 5
LMAO when I saw that on TV today, I just died laughing.
acoti 2 years ago
Great job getting the new one! Kinda sad that its easier to get the commercials on youtube than it is on dosequis website
areoch 2 years ago
thank you for this!! these are my favorite commercials! they really do need a movie about this guy! lol
congoredjr 2 years ago