Newlaunches.com - Tachikoma Robot

[M4st3rDuck]

I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT MY SCREEN BUT ITS NOT DOING ANYTHING!

[fredyjimenezrendon]

They used natural oil?

[420bluntsmokerxXx]

good god how horrifying.

[chukkyjr]

*Comment Removed by The Laughing Man*

[raumarottweiler82]

hehe!! its a tachikoma!!

[EroKisfune]

when i grow up i wanna become a tachikoma

[Zaiachi]

I want one of these. Seriously.

[TenienteRJG18071]

toilet rapist

[Yabanko]

It's only a matter of time now....if Japan gets any smarter we're all serious fucked...

[foozybearz]

Thumbs up if you tried to watch this and wondered why he was interviewing a spinning laughing man logo that was covering the screen.

[heliosis01]

I couldn't see it! DAMN YOU LAUGHING MAN AND YOUR HORRIBLE FAVORITE PASSTIME!

[SirBonSama]

Is the tachikoma supposed to have that weird blue happy face with a baseball cap face?

[MegaDraka]

I want this Tachikoma in my bedroom for play with him !! He's so cute, I love his voice ^^

[Blibble3473]

did he died?

[vampire847]

I want one with a beer dispenser and that can make sushi...

[CactaurtheLetsplayer]

TA...CHI...KO...MA!!!

[plokko1]

i want the real one(ghost included)!!!

[lasercannon3]

TACHIKOMAAAAAA!



[almasdelmasalla]

kyaa!! está muy bonito! hasta la voz. exelente representacion del tachikoma original de la serie. YO quiero uno! :) ¡greito!

[turtlegirl112]

so cute <3 i'd like to have one.. with a built in mechanism that shoots something, like airsoft BB's.. :D the party attraction the of the century. :D

[LokianGOP]

OMFG so cute! =O

[Sonyoooo3]

It looks like a toalett sit robot.

[moniqqha]

omg i want it ><

[vortexZXR]

Its so damn cute, if only it could actually walk...

[aoishounen]

I want one...

[theHippy86]

looks like a toilet with legs

[11shariah]

omg its the toy off of ghost in the shell I want it.

[SonofAbel]

omfg its so cute. I wanna take it HOME WITH ME!!!!

[mostlyharmless11]

soon it will be analyzing it's own existence and making theories on god

[ANTONY24433706]

YO QUIERO UNO SE ESO LASTIMA Q EL Q YO ME VOY A CONPRAR ES LA FIGURA U.U , EL Q TIENE UNA AMIGO Q HACE LO MISMO Q ESE Y ES UNA ACISTENTE PERSONAL LOS VENDE AL MISMO PRECIO Q CUESTA UN PS3 JAJA Y SOY HAY 50 EN EL MUNDO DE ESO EN VENESUELA HAY 2

[1x93cm]

oh man....i knew they had it in the works

jeez i hope those ai spider tanks dont get out of control!

[Reiku03]

21 people had their eyes hacked

[PantsFullofCorn]

Wouldn't wheels be more practical for quicker and more balanced movement?

[BaconMushroomMelt]

@PantsFullofCorn The tachikomas can switch between feet and wheels in the show.

[Osuitea]

the moonwalk dance.

[SucksTheJoke]

I WANT IT, AND IN ENGLISH!

[worldwildwest]

A stupid looking Toy and No Girlfriend - how Lame can you get !!

[assassinXXnissassa]

aww hes so cute, now lets throw some mini rockets and machine guns on him to make him even cuter, i want one

[dvdcrndll]

Rip off ghost shell

[superepicman1]

coolness +9000

[SpazzyNoodle]

WANT!

[Dontpickmelast101]

@SpazzyNoodle they are not easy to find and expensive as FUCK!

[heyeveryoneimcool]

I felt so bad seeing these things get blown up or torn apart by gunfire. :(

[hellfire003]

ahahaha! never knew they would take tachikoma from GITS that seriously very nice....

[Mujangga]

エア戦隊イタチコマを待ち焦がれます！

[BlatantReviewer]

HELLO, I AM AWESOME-O 5000.

[5dmc1]

OMG Its so cute!

[zorritacosmica]

z o r r i t a _ c o s m i c a

[zorritacosmica]

hello, greetings, my name is Angelica, I apologize I'm from mexico and I want to know how I can buy a tachikoma, in truth I would greatly appreciate

[zorritacosmica]

quiero un tachikoma

[zorritacosmica]

@zorritacosmica hola, saludos, mi nombre es Angelica, disculpenme soy de mexico y deseo saber como puedo comprar un tachikoma, en verdad se los agradeceria mucho

[allanonmage]

whats the story with these bots? There are too many things tachikoma to narrow down a real bot on eBay and google :(

[KBXA88]

jajajaja que chido XD

[machinator1978]

it's awsome-o !!!! from south park, aaaaaaaaheheheheheh

[zorritacosmica]

@machinator1978

[cavador2001]

HAHAHA! It's got cartman"s(from south park) brain!

[LocustaVampa]

oooooHHHH

:3

[NmHman127Nugget]

what is this supposed to be

i hope it doesnt cost too much

[KatrinaCabrera]

Someone find out how much this shit is? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3

[kosumouru]

攻殻機動隊の映画ではこのくらいやってほしいなぁ・・・

[Klospl]

DO WANT

[LewandoNeverwhere]

soo cute !!! and the voice like the real Tachikoma. Want one !

[mrjeff316]

great work... its looks so real..

[kakureru]

that thing would be answering my phone and greeting guests in my home :P

[ScopeVIR03]

Ghost In Shell  ???

[izze97]

it looks like a walking toilet

[UerMom]

yeah, and it doesnt even walk, it just stands.

more like a high pitched talking toilet.

[izze97]

yeah and there also lameos=)

[elgostine]

dont neg rep him for that,, the tachikoma DO poses shapes reminiscent of the typical toilet, the large back would be the flush compartment.

[izze97]

@elgostine i did not i just said the tachikoma are lame

[elgostine]

@izze97 well, to each their own.

[gratisnepkut]

It looks like a toilet...

[Navinmao]

now if only it could really use weapons lol.

[videohenryk]

i know what the fuk is a Tachikoma I'm a fan of the series but i think it's too much to build this stuff

[999Toronto999]

what does it say?

[Senwyn1]

I want one!! It has such a cute voice!

[wiggleie]

whare can i get one!?!?

[YippieKahYay]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHH!

Oh geez, these NEED to become commercially available... T_T

[BlackMisay]

I LOVE GITS and this is toooo much!! huhu T_____T want one!

[videohenryk]

fuking freakis from japan they are mad!

[HazukiRyo21]

shit i want one

[wblstudios]

DO WANT.

[megaman2500]

awaiting for the real thing! : )

[GayFoxie]

THE FUTURE IS HEAH

[chenzo717]

omg!!!! now somebody make a life size one!!!

[CALLIKABT]

~11 servo + CPU 8bit + servo driver = one

[Froastwolf]

where can I get one?

[yashirobi123]

just amazing!

[LBpDC]

Now load it up with ammunition, connect it to the internet, and wait for WWIII.

[UnoQueLlegaYDice]

@LBpDC You woulnd't have WWIII with these. You would be instantly annihilated

[SuperSwizy]

@LBpDC you have no clue wats u r tlkin about dip shit

[TopAce777]

@LBpDC lol

[THSCORP]

OOOOOOOH i want one T_T

[server4uprojects]

ah shit, fucking thing is going to kill us! im allready building my bunker... only need to up my supply of games to survive :P

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

it cant walk fast enough

[Terramax]

hxtrem, it's only a matter of time before we can teach these things to kill our neighbours!

[MetaKnightX3]

Now we give it some Guns and a rocket launcher and it's complete

[NYtassu]

No no. That's just the first step of taking over humanity.

[slayer9191]

Hehe, you're so funny.

[nack1228]

I want it.

[dellmegas]

it needs a mini gun...might not be deadly when its that small

[Khuratokh]

that thing between its arms is a howitzer turret.

[Hideninsight]

no thats a head.

[cody7799]

That is amazing. One question, though. Is it operating via remote control, or through some sort of AI? Considering the technological advances of our era, It makes me wonder. A human using it via remote would be interesting, however it running on it's own, and responding, would be an absolute marvel.

[TehKensu]

Now we can go onto full-scale weapon development.

[Czaendermajer]

the last time they say'ed that they bombed hiroshima (and iraq secretly)

ive had premonitions about those things

& they already exist as full scale machines (they wont tell you this)

i would not like to find myself with something like that (except if i had a 10.000 power microwave emiter so i can fry its brain)

it give me bad felling each time i see machine like this (i fear they might kill me in the future) but i would like to have some (full scale tachikoma) for me, XD

[TehKensu]

I wouldn't mind if I had my brain within one of these things. Kinda awesome yet frightening to know that the way technology is advancing, everything would basically end up like the anime.

[akimccc]

"premonitions about those things" shut the fuck up

yo cant for see anything and this shit could barley walk forany one to waste time mounting guns to that shit would mean there brain is as small as yours

[Czaendermajer]

the same thing. whas say'ed about cell phones 50 years ago

*a wireless comunicator? thats fantasy*

when they make something like stargare//jamesbond/ghost in the shell/, its because they already have the technology

dont complain about my remote viewing abilities, you robomaniac

[Darcksaac]

We're also going to have to create new A.I. chips that are super advanced. So advance that its parts communicate as good as the human brain's bio circuits, so that they can develop ghosts like in the anime.

[toojsneej74]

all animes should have cute blue robots with little girl voices lol

[AlchmstFullMetal]

there is! i think its called ghost in the shell. the blue robot looks like the main robot that shows up here and there!

[nujie273]

i want a real size tachikoma...so i can ride it...

[teleostomi]

甲殻機動隊の宣伝をやってる！

[SSGTWinters]

I WANT !! NOAW! where do i get one ?

[TokyoCannabal]

omg kawaiiii!!!!! i need that little tachikoma

[kantana1022]

omg this thing is kinda scary

[DerZocker]

Waiting for the one in original size

[loperspest]

Until then, there's always this. . .

watch?v=CD2V8GFqk_Y&feature=re­lated

It may not speak in cutie sounding Japanese on philosophical subjects, but it is still pretty neato in my view.

[zathusura78910]

how do i order?

[3cbc]

OMG. Hand it over and no one gets hurt (much)

[LanHikaru1]

ahh! he he he " Hajimemashite! " he he he.

Tachikoma! ^_^

[linkfanatic13579]

lol!

[trloyalist]

??!!

All I want to know is... will it become self-aware?

[3089280288]

What does Tachikoma mean?

[Mrsneezy111]

its a police force robot from Ghost in the shell

[3089280288]

I know that but what does the word itself mean?

[Mrsneezy111]

umm, i dont speak much japanese at all so i have no idea, it could just be a name? xD anyone else know?

[NYtassu]

Tactic Chickens KO your Mama

[3089280288]

???

[NYtassu]

That's what Tachikoma mean. Guess that was a bad joke...

[OPALsmoke]

WOW!!!

[shurikenX]

really ghost in the shell stylee

[Kouga87]

I want one so bad, the Japanese need to fork these over to us Ghost In The Shell fans!

[PS3AWESOMEPENlS]

You FOOLS!!

This is how SkyNet Begins!

[plays terminator Theme]

lqtm

[ajc06]

I for one welcome our new robot overloads and look forward to serving them.

Load some blasters on to those two front "arms" and it's a fucking walking death machine.

Well, in miniature, so maybe it'll only be able to enslave your dog. :-p

[beeohhski]

i agree put some wheels on that bitch and let it go

[chuimistro]

Yeah and replace that lame high pitch voice with something cool and deadly.

[BeretABC]

that is so badass!!

i want one xD

[Gruntshooter]

I'd pay a million dollars for one of these things.

[dimtec]

You could buy mine...

Look for "Tachikoma CampusParty2008"

[DancingOmelette]

If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a robot (haven't you always wanted a robot?)

[DrTitoBevelaqua]

thats so raven!

[BMTH277]

OMG THIS IS AWESOME!

[haemushi]

where can I get this

walking and talking

Tachikoma????

[GuilleOrochi]

Looks like we are far far away real tachikoma technology... XD.... cuuuuute anyway.

[Tododialisimo]

So I heard you like mudkips!?

[Halobenzene]

"Hey guys! Check out my pet Tachikoma!!"

GITS Fans: *die of awesomeness*

Non-GITS Fans: "Dude, it's a walking blue toilet bowl."

[trollunderyourstairs]

its speaking in tongues....

[bazzatron666]

if by tongues u mean japanese, then yes, yes it is, its so tinny though all i cud make out was kobendasai (sorry)

but my japanese is p*ss poor lol

[Tetsujintenshou]

I thought sorry was gomenasai, but regardless >_>

[ChromaV2]

Ten times better than one of those robot dogs!!

[PeaceFistCreations]

Aww! I'd love to have one of those sitting around!

[funknotik]

Where the fuck can you buy one?

[Choppafrenzy]

Its exactly like one of the robots in Ghost in The Cell , Japanese anime.Well not that weird since its in Japan xD

[danesposo]

its shell you retard

[DarknessEt3rnal]

it IS the one off ghost in the shell...dumbass

[nthnlsmmrs]

If only it where more mobile. The thing doesn't really walk that well... which is supposedly what it's designed to do.

[animelubbor432]

so, is the tachikoma responding directly to the commentator or are they just preset responses?

[GoTeamEvan]

there supposed to have wheels on their feet too

[nordicberserk]

Depends on type I think. They had wheels throughout the first season, but i think they had feet like this in the beginning of the second season

[canonsweet]

myahahahaaa... i love tachikoma!! XD~

[akueik]

la pregunta es

salio del anime the ghost sell?? o the ghost shell se baso en este pequeño robot ??

[rciafardone]

La respuesta es la primera.

[PineappleGuy2]

taco taco ay carumba burrito coma te yama burito taco taco enchilada tortilla

[xXGaticaXx]

-_-

[Palcraft]

AAGH quiero uno!!!

I want one!!!

[marv129]

LOL! its funny and very cute.

[mandyajel]

omg how much HOW MUCH?!?!? i sooo want one!!! x

[Flynn079]

That is so cool full scale model now please.

[Vautravers]

The nearest to this tachikoma model I found: google "Dennou Chogokin Tachikoma" (not the same but it's 120$)

[Mexigo360]

ok now make it 100X bigger and thoose arms chainguns and there you have it ...... one kickass robot lol>:)

[phase866]

i want one with an AI and i want it life sized

then again so does everybody else XD

[fromstart2finish]

it's ok. Now all they have to do is make it bigger!!

[GeorgeHH21]

i dont want a small tachikoma lol i want a life SIZE drivable one lol with cloak field lol and machine guns rockets haha

[PrincessMononke]

ahhhhhhh Tachikoma !!!!! soooo cute i want one

[thugugbob]

I WANT ONE!!!!! soo awesome! I hope they can speak English too!

[Feral9Druid]

ooo yeah totally AWESOME

[Feral9Druid]

they should put another limb