S.5 Ep.1 Death of Some Salesmen Part 2

[LordAzanko]

WOW this guy would do ANYTHING for a sale lmao

[DingusStudley]

Holy crap this guy is a stud. He willed a boner in front of that with NO physical manipulation

[tsofan2000]

I love Tim Curry's acting

[Glitter234]

this episode is both funny and disgusting

[delltardboy]

haha its so fucked up that Tim Curry played the entire family its like a twisted version of The Klumps

[930Studios]

ONE FUCKED UP EPISODE!!!

[windcloud7]

Hahah, get down on your knees and tell me you love me!

[jeezlouize1]

It's not love when it's a disingenuous boner.

[jeezlouize1]

That's Megan Fox in few years.

[barrywoon]

Hats off to that salesman to get his dick to stand

[Teddyngham]

Is that Miley Cyrus?

[Teddyngham]

Is that Miley Cyrus?

[Alex025ize]

twisted shows are the best way to open-up your mind



[longfootbuddy]

hot stuff

[thalo2k7]

This is the reason why I will NEVER be a salesman again. You really got to be a talker, like this swindler here. He is nuts for yapping some game with that creature, WTF!!!!????

[Glitter234]

ha ha i love his facial expression when he sees Winona lol

[KrystalStayr]

yeah my eyes just threw up

[jenzeppelin]

tim curry is very convincing as a female in this. great stuff!

[gordthelord12]

absolute GENIUS!

[wifa4lifa]

This has to my favorite episode!!!

[CoverGirl084]

The Mona Lisa, then she smiles..damn

[Rizzal2468]

bitch is like a harpooned whale. my jaw hit the floor

[woodbrahm]

I think there were worms in her cunt!

[Tigfewton]

...Why was I aroused?...

[Rizzal2468]

This is the woman rapists are going to be fucking when they get to special place in hell reserved for them.

[GrellHunterOfLove]

xD *Eyes widen* "Well I'll be damned! I think you do love me!" Poor guy....

[nikitty020]

"how old r u?" "old enough to know a bunch of bs when i hear it" lol

that was the best 10sec of their lives. that didnt take long! lol

[Vampyreeternity15]

Just picture him as Frank N Furter that is what keeps me from barfing

[Titsmageeski]

@6:49 there's a true "salesman" all other past salesmen couldn't pass the test. This is like the most extreme sick humor. That "earthy aroma" just makes your eyes tear like pure skunk urine.

[estradasp]

This was traumatizing to me as a kid and it it's still disturbing now!

[Chandasouk]

Oh, god, she is so nasty

[GAYPRIDE1985]

thank you HaydenC27 for uploading a good version of this....the other version on here my candymanmatt2 is just him filming the damn TV and that guy is breathing so loud in the background that its just obnoxious. He sounds like a 750 pound man with asthma on a hot day!!! This is such a good version, thanks again!!!

[HaydenC27]

@GAYPRIDE1985 XDD

[tweaky89]

omg its a miracle he didnt die from watevr std she has down there 0_o ughhh i feel sick

[Jopo1226]

@tweaky89 I don't think she has had any chances to even get an std

[TobiasBoon1980]

That's disturbing. I can't believe I watched this when I was a kid.

[Dominus87]

weirdest boner ever

[WhiteRose226]

I think that most men, if given a choice between sleeping with that and killing themselves, would choose suicide.

[Maromi13]

@WhiteRose226 Doesn't Matter: Had Sex.

[lovegod6000]

@Maromi13 LMAO "A woman let him put his penis inside of her"

[omogulegt]

Awwwh sheiiit 

[ravegods]

OMG. That scene with the daughter is just wrong. i think I'm going to be sick

[sopranofan1984]

and thats how you get clamida

[BardandQueen]

tim curry as ..... ma... pa...daugther... holy crap that man is talented XDDDD

[BoyILoveTV]

That poor guy.

[BoyILoveTV]

Poor guy didn't even get to use protection.

[rabbitpi]

@BoyILoveTV How many other ways do you want to try and say that?

[BoyILoveTV]

@rabbitpi That's what happens when the internet craps out. It wasn't intentional. Every time I tried to post a comment there was an error message.

[BoyILoveTV]

@rabbitpi Do you really care?

[BoyILoveTV]

Poor guy didn't even get to use a rubber.

[BoyILoveTV]

Poor guy didn't even get to put on a condom!

[BoyILoveTV]

Poor guy didn't even get to use a condom!

[shanenolan85]

Tim Curry is a genius...I'm surprised he's never been nomiated for any major awards...I also love Gary Oldman!!!!!!!

[Mr1991ladarius]

@shanenolan85 Funny that You've mentioned that because Tim Curry was nominated for an Emmy for his guest starring appearance in this episode.

[virginiacdeluca]

@Mr1991ladarius seriously? that is so cool

[kkthekitty]

God's last name is not dammit!!! lol

[jimk5447]

QBFOJustin, yea you probably would have to Fuck her if your life was in the line. But you sure as hell couldn't get hard.

[jimk5447]

@QBFOJustin, yea you sure as hell couldn't get hard looking at her

[kellina84]

the underwear is the BEST part!!!!! hahhahaha

[icicleblaze]

Tim Curry played the entire family, didn't he?

[kellina84]

@icicleblaze yeah he did! isnt he great?!

[kkthekitty]

It takes a really confident, talented actor like Tim Curry to have the courage to play these characters.

[MidnightTrashh]

he does have a point about saleman though. You should see the salesman in future shop and best buy up here in canada. They are so full of it when they are trying to sell someone a computer. When in fact the computer is a hunk of garbage. I hate salesman

[SystemJammer]

That's some shitty bullshit sales talk!!!

[QBFOJustin]

This may sound stupid, but I SCREAMED!! OUT LOUD!! Literally, out loud, no exaggeration, no joke, a serious scream, when she lifted her dress up and screamed louder, again no joke, a serious scared scream, when her panties were off. Also, as any man knows, you cannot force ur dick to just grow like that. ESPECIALLY when ur that scared. The dick is the realest part of the human body. It just doesn't work like that. LOL.

[QBFOJustin]

Most of these comments are lies. You know damn well u'd sleep with that woman (?) if ur life depended on it. I would. But I sure as FUCK wouldn't be able to get hard. It'd also be the first time I cried while sleeping with a woman(?).

[MisterSynyster]

and you thought deliverance was bad...

[Xchabe]

Oh God she had a hump!!!! Tim did it great hahaha the sounds of the sex were very Authentic hahaha

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

id rather have my dick cut off

[CrysisFear]

Wow i rather take the bullet than going bed with her (him)

[cainmarko69]

@CrysisFear

I'd rather fuck Tim Curry dressed in a devils outfit, then going to bed with him/her

[big504life504]

He is such a soldier for being able to force a hard on to that.

[Alxmir23]

is it me or pa sounds like the pennywise?

[iDanielleification]

@Alxmir23 Yes, that's because tim burton plays, pa, ma and Winona. He is pennywise.

[MulattoKingJustin]

@iDanielleification Tim Curry not Tim Burton.

[Hallinilla9]

@iDanielleification Tim Curry.

[DiegoJusticia]

@iDanielleification Slight typo there - Tim Curry! :D

[Adamguy2003]

@iDanielleification Tim Curry (One of the best villain actors who ever lived), not Tim Burton (Director).

[USA1977]

@Alxmir23 Because Pennywise and him are played by the same person.

[mrsdaytripper86]

@Alxmir23

GEEE

I WONDER WHY?

[cac1987fcb]

just chuck norris can resist that. monster.

[gwhite82]

OMG one of the best love scenes ever. Forget Monster Ball..

[finalfantasy1912]

i would have tried to have busted through a window during the first part and ran if that didnt work id tell pa to shoot me after seeing his ugly ass daughter

[EyeSooGuy]

Winona is FUGLY as fuck!

Ugh that's enough to make a straight guy go gay lol.

[kaox44]

Winona remind me of "IT". Now I'm gonna go throw salt in my eyes....and then throw up.

[Hallinilla9]

@kaox44 Well it is the same guy.

[godzillaqueen]

How did these two actors keep a straight face during the lovemaking???

[MsKira1313]

Salesman: "What is that perfume you're wearing"

Winona: " Not wearing any. I ain't washed in a couple of weeks"

Salesman: " That is so... earthy. I love it"

Eww..

[MsGardenia78]

this was the worst....haha I love it!

[Nigel613]

I think I'm going to be fucking sick ;P

[Oraiya]

I'm would have nightmare if that happen to me or just shoot myself before it happens

[TeddyBearMonsters]

How didnt he throw up during it :x

[kungfuwonder]

Upon seeing her I'd be like "you know what just fuckin kill me" Cuz i would never sleep with that lol how many people would agree with me???

[KiwiSoHood]

Oh wow

*shudders*

[DGRIZY]

Whoa! Hell Nah!

[dollface1331]

So was that considered rape? 

[grace14518]

When she took off her panties, I threw up a little bit XP

[basanovababyclu31]

omg think if that was the last piece of ass you were gonna get for the rest of your life i bet his dick fell off

[pizmiov]

Gees! I just had lunch for crying out loud!

[mindphreak4money]

Man, if I had to make luv to that thing.....I would have been saying, "Hey Pa, where that shotgun at? I think its time for me to CHECK OUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!" There ARE some things that are WORSE THAN DEATH. She's one of them.

[HaydenC27]

@mindphreak4money ROFL xDD

[mindphreak4money]

@HaydenC27 Thank you, Thank You. "I got a million of them"

[bellasshadow]

@mindphreak4money lol here here, i would get the shot gun myself, or go to the basement and buried myself alive in the hole

[blwm3away]

@mindphreak4money LMFAO i totally agree with u man nothing aint worth that ugly bitch

[Eriksoneandonly]

Well... Winona wasn't as ugly as expected! I have an active imagination thanks to this show. But... still, no. O_o Thanks for posting!

[ModelTypeChiQ]

Wow ... Earthy? .. Try Nasty Lookin' Whalephant.

[a7xfan20]

Check it out. Two-Face is fucking a Freak. xD Rofl.

[death2utubenow]

This is hillarious! Fun for all the family!!!

[incrediblehulkmovies]

wish we could remove all salesmen from the face of the earth.

[Dominique913]

I think if i had to have sex with that i'd shoot myself....... x_x

[KAZZTHECAT]

mmm this reminds me of creeps from the hills have eyes...or wrong turn..

[big504life504]

That dude is a soldier for being able to force a hard on in his situation lol

[plasmaticat]

Omg Tim Curry makes a horrid looking woman! Love him and love this episode :)

[DarkQueen1995]

DUUUUUUUDE THAT IS NASTY!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkQueen1995]

DUUUUUUUDE THAT IS NASTY!!!!!!!!!!

[rivergenesis]

...is that even a SHE!?

[SkyDancer25]

Gawd! I wish my folks went to murderous lengths to ensure I got laid. Hahaha, juuhhhhhhst kidding.

[jtslady87]

I think he liked it, LOL

[FreakinSweet86]

I wonder if she does 2 girls one cup lol

[ClassicGamerTV]

0_0

[MobHeataEnt]

they don't need a color TV, they have a HD lol 0:35

[makattackification]

'I AIN'T SHOWER IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS" well damn, shes classy. Winona is about to violate the hell out of that salesman lmao

[Kriegdrache]

A family of Tim Curry.

Oh lawd

[MetalPharoah]

Yeah, how funny is that xDD

[hippypeace]

who's playing the role of the old man and woman?

[LyndaHudson]

@hippypeace The old man and woman, and Winona, are all played by Tim Curry.

[ixc3ptme]

"how old are u"?...."old enough to hear a bunch of bullshit when i hear it"!!! LMAoOOo

[CreepyTvShows]

4:48 "Now.... Lets see how much ya.... love me." That was funny how Tim said that. "So... Show me ya love me.."

Then Tim looks at the salesman like (Are you serious, you can't even get it up?) Then when she says  "Course if you dont love me I'll just have to give you back to Pa" you can see him thinking really hard to get excited.

He was probably imagining a playboy model in his mind or something, very funny.

[CreepyTvShows]

Tim Curry Rocks, I LOVE his movies. He also voices many cartoon characters.

[queline213]

This is my favorite episode. It so hilarious.

[Need2Argue]

"Old enough to know a bunch of bullshit when I hearrrrrrrr"

Haha

[wolfheart4000]

I don't think she looks so bad at all. I'll just give her a makeover.

[Redman092000]

did he sleep with that thing lol

[HaydenC27]

yeah xD

[DiegoJusticia]

@Redman092000 Don't think he faced any other choice tbh!! Heh!!

[Redman092000]

that thing is so hideous

[azrial4421]

Tim Curry is so fucking twisted

[SpaceFalcon2001]

Lol damn youtube, we can't see the pleasant scenes but we gotta suffer this stuff? lol gross, I'd rather have just been shot first.

[ShikaKun9]

Pwned

[joiley]

My all time favorite episode of T.F.T.C.

Tim Curry is one of the greatest actors of all time.