No More Heroes 2 - Rank 3 Battle

[Legomastermind1]

um russian astronauts are cosmonaut but who cares its a space dude

[ronin7199]

REAL SOVIET DAMAGE lolz didn't know Mike Z. was in NMH.

[MrNamtih]

And the Winner of our category 'Awesome Astronaut with Laserguns' is Captain Vladimir

[Ooyo00]

Love that :D

"What the fuck? I gotta fight a whole fuckign space programm now?!" :D

[TheGamecube64Guy]

Glory To The Soviet Union (USSR)......

[Azardea]

This game looks fucking badass... Shame I don't have a Wii.

[BRiTDRAG2]

@Azardea wait for the Wii U my friend, you'll be able to get no more heroes 3 as well, and maybe (though highly unlikely considering Wii games have a set resolution) play this awesome game in 1080p!

[orangepikmin841]

this guy has tentacles and lazers? its dr octogonapus's russian cousin!

[dividebyzero100]

The three boss fights before the fight with Jasper Batt Jr. are really emotional and symbolic, I think.

[meboss97]

@dividebyzero100 not to mention the fights with moonlight, vladmir, and twilight are FA (fucking awsome) while the fight with jasper is a POS (piece of shit)

[danvseverything]

i feel really bad for this dude. he didnt even know he was on earth and he died before he could figure out.

[capsulej]

Ah, the Volk Satellite, harkening back to the glory of the USSR. We made it a strong weapon, that deals real soviet damage to whatever it targets.

[goldtaills]

hahaha thats hilarious!

"Screw you damn policy."

[Gazeta2nd]

yes travis, glory to the motherland

[123themysteryman789]

in soviet russia no more heroes plays you

[Morpheus6393]

Vlad: Volk to mother! Requesting backup! Travis: Aw crap, another space program?!? Space program 2: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS, BLAAAAAARGH!!!

[MrFoxInc]

@Morpheus6393

Stop roleplaying with yourself.

[zapperydoop]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! Bad timing with the ecstasy meter there haha

[urpwnd4]

IM-A FIIIRRIN' MEH LAAAAZZZOOOOOOOORRRR! *PEEEEW*

[Fillercharacter13]

So wait, the guy has been in space since the cold war yet is number 3? He must have been a pretty badass assassin...

[HarryFA1]

Okay someone explain me this if he's a lost Russian "cosmonaut" who just got back to Earth but thinks he's still in space, how exactly did he become rank 3? Wouldn't he have had to fill out a form or something? Is there something i'm missing?

[pistiologo]

Is that nikolai from cod zombies?

[ChReNiC]

4:46

THIS IS FOR SPUTNIK YOU BITCH

[nintendosagafan]

HOLY CRAP ITS DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS XD

[dimentiorules]

Hey, did you know that this guy is voiced by the same guy that did colonel campell?

[theend130]

vote up if this is one of boss fights you like

[TheGamecube64Guy]

"PLEASE RESPOND! AWAITING RESPONSE!"

[darkness0789]

dr.octogmapus blah!

[kingjcare121]

in soviet russia space station controls YOU!

[Stad122]

In soviet russia Astronauts kill you.

[animeboy11097]

poor old man

[mattmattmattm]

What i really like about travis is the way he respects the assassins that aren't just insane blood lusting monsters.

[gaudianangel567]

this guys a bad ass imho :)

[eltragaalmas2010]

screw your policy, i have money.

[Santiago125a]

in soviet russia earth finds you

[JDaragonH]

Every time Travis runs, it looks like he's moving to the beat of the music. I don't know.

[kegeshan]

(Insert Russian joke here)

[hatinghighschool]

If they "dispose" of the remains, how the hell do you explain New Destroyman?

[fusionmax28]

Glory to the Soviet Union indeed.

[11poderes]

uno de los mas originales bosses de la historia, y con una buena pelea :D

[Yatolcharles]

in soviet russia lazor shoots you

[UltraKirby25]

I'm from Soviet Russia :(

[LuigiBros64]

In America, you fire laser. In Soviet Russia, laser fires you!

[megamariomaster454]

In Soviet Russia, you kill laser. (Double joke :P )

[dxmagma]

i just noticed you fight in a giant crop circle!

[KookyKidZ09]

the 1 hit kill lazer SUCKS MOKEY BALLS!!!

[KookyKidZ09]

swimteam09 no it doesn't but that attack sucks.

[Anakinnightwalker]

How the heck did he become an assassin?

C'mon! He didn't even Know he was on Earth.

[NateTahGreat]

I presume he just so happened to kill whoever was third and boosted himself up. Considering they couldn't stop him and tell him he was 3, they just let him be.

[antisadism]

So the narrotor is Paul Eiding who does the colonel from MGS series and ben's grandpa in ben10 but he also does captain vladmir. But he I never wouldda guessed it was him.

[antisadism]

He should be named cosmonaut Joe.

[Slinker19]

lol make me thinking IMA FIREN MA LASA!!!!!!!!!!!

[hatinghighschool]

An elderly person with a giant lazer as the UAA's third rank, haven't we seen this before some where else..?

[samandmrcheese]

@hatinghighschool *cough* Speed Buster *cough*

[jjmara01]

@samandmrcheese i was kinda of thinking the end from mgs3, but he didnt have a lazar, but maybe mix him and the fury, plus the fury was the 3rd last guy you face (in a way if you count sorrow) in the group that the boss was part of o:

[Shikamarukan]

He is my 3rd favorite just cause it's so sad. (1. Alice Twilight, Margaret Moonlight, and Captain Vladmir)

[ZXDeathHazardDX]

It cost $400,000 to fire his LAZR for 12 seconds

[smoothcriminaldude]

omega what do u give 1 to 10 on replay value to it's a 8/10

[sakuzenshi]

ahh man this fight was kinda deep man......pretty deep :l

[vihannes3]

In soviet Russia, Lazor fires you!!

Bwaa~

[AKSsasori]

In Soviet Russia, Lasers kill you.

[Vassalius]

It would have been more appropriate if the *Assassin Dead* screen was silent for this Rank.

[CutManRules]

Cool, no damage... I think

[GaiaCleavr]

Maybe Vladimir was pew pewing lazors and killed ranked UAA assassins without knowing? (Like Travis did in the beginning of the game)

[GaiaCleavr]

From space, l mean.

[GuitarLegend310]

Just a little fun fact... an astronaut from Russia is actually called a cosmonaut

[MCDtuber]

I kinda feel sorry for the astronaut.Must've been pretty desolate and isolating up in space if he was up there for a long time........

[redflame08]

i expected a more epic finisher

[FinalSavior]

2 things:

1.) We know how the crop circles were made XD.

2.) Wish i had a satellite ray, so that i can say: I'm FIRING MY LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheOmegaMegaman]

REAL SOVIET DAMAGE

[NetoNinjaXP]

how do you use your ecstasy in a boss fight?

[kabuto685]

clothes travis is whereing arent so bad,8 of 10.

travises style is awsome,letting the spaceman go,also shinobu and wat he tries to do for that other boss whos name escapes me,lol

[fleskfan100]

Misa-misa snipers, chibi miniguners, giant robot fights and now this?!

I should try to stop getting suprised.

[thepublicdude27]

what would a ruskie astronaut need to do with a freakin space laser? i smell commie sabotage afoot

[TrollChatroulette]

The Fury!

[LuigiBros64]

notice during the battle that the sun gets brighter and higher the more damage you do to him. Just so he could see a blue sky before he passes on

[Pikaandpi]

My favourite fight in the game, right here. I have to admit, this was really unexpected.

Also, there's some sweet lighting effects when the small lazers hit the ground near Travis, especially around 2:15. I love it.

Suda really loves his 3rd Ranks to have big freaking lazers, doesn't he? First Speed Buster, now this...

[Nudoru]

Speed Buster was really fun despite being pretty easy though... (Not that this isn't fun, but I wouldn't know)

[arthurarneiro]

@Pikaandpi also, the 3rd ranks are always the oldest.

[xxamstormxx]

@Pikaandpi and they were both really freaking old, gotta remember that

[robloxian00]

@Pikaandpi Suda also loves his 3rd ranks being great grandparent-like old.

[joebarcena]

just asking, how did vladimir join the UAA if he hasn't been on earth for so many years

[Santiago125a]

maybe volk misfired and blasted tha sh*t out of the 3rd rank, also maybe he hasnt been lost, just mad, after all it did take him a while to notice he was back in earth, despite several things

[GenoWhirl24]

RUSSIAN SCIENCE RISE AGAIN

[DAK075]

It looked like the wii was lagging a bit during the fight when so many lasors came raining out of the sky.

[PolygonKirby]

This boss is hellza hard!

[CyberSpectrumND]

@PolygonKirby He's not hard, he just takes long to beat

[HiroCascade]

I doubt Vladimir knew he was part of the assassin's game. Probably killed Rank 3 and kept floating everywhere without knowing what he was doing/where he was.

[QuesoGr7]

Yeah I don't understand that. Like how Cloe was in the UAA when she's been in a chamber for years.

[BriotheBig]

Yeah, AND Captain Vladimir who was in space for who knows how long.

[megaman24681012]

okay, Travis killed everyone because he felt the need to, as well he liked the sense of accomplishment. yet he seems oddly confused of his role as an assassin; he respects certain individuals because he felt karma would come back to haunt him, and certain people he truly felt he can relate to.

so, he ain't a prick to everyone, he just ACTS that way.

[Geyrel]

Vacuum? I thought that was a rocket launcher...

[silentcody0]

vladmir remind me of the fury off of MGS3

[SacredTwilightFlame]

Lol My Favorite Quote from the begining part " Looks like.... I've been followed by an American?!"

[armydude102]

He's the only assassin I felt like Saluting.

[Sephirex]

lol you jumped too at the end of the road. I jumped but I didn't know that was the end of the road.

[Sephirex]

He's a Firin' his Lazar! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The first few seconds I saw this boss I thought they were making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger XD

[METALmARiOKID91]

in Soviet Russia, you no own lazer, lazer owns You !!

[IAmRauizu]

I think i heard this somewhere from a certain Blazblue tutorial vid somewhere...

REAL SOVIET DAMAGE!

[Blackzero123]

Tager's Tutorial but tagers not really Russian. It's something Mike Z made up for the damage tager's causes.

[CDub7888]

...Sheesh, in the first NMH, Travis was almost as douchebaggy as some of the assassins that he had to kill.

Now he's actually showing some sympathy to everybody he has to fight. Guess Bishop's murder hit him pretty hard, but at least he's grown even more badass.

[charlessunkyst]

@CDub7888 I actually think it's some kind of character development, it started in the first game with Holly Summers, and arguably Shinobu.

[CDub7888]

Yeah, but that wasn't really sympathy towards his opponents. That was him being unable to get over his own shortcomings.

Here, he's showing some compassion to their experiences.

[charlessunkyst]

that's why I admit Shinobu probably doesn't rate. Holly is another story, I think travis genuinely respected her. Heck, he tells her that he "loved her soul" and goes out of his way to bury her himself.

[CDub7888]

Possibly, but he's still pretty much a prick to everyone else he fights.

[charlessunkyst]

but it was a beginning. He's either just being written differently, or it's a case of character development, I merely point to Holly as evidence of gradual character development.

[StarforceOnAir]

Rest in peace Capt. Vladimir. Welcome back to earth.

[lobodefuego6967]

3: 40 I want a shirt like that

[despadas]

after a great fight, that ending was awesome. In a game that is better known for its violence and silliness, Travis gesture at the end of the fight was great

[Zapper101]

Real soviet damage is from that tager tutorial video right? Great line along with puny american damage.

[thebladeofchaos]

now whats the line I'm looking for?

In soviet russia, Ray kills you!

[xxAxelDxx]

I'M FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!! O wait, Scoodlz beat me to it :X

[TomahawkmanExe0]

I've noticed that Travis has been trying to keep the more recent assassins to pass on more peacefully. He showed this guy Earth. He memorized Margaret's song.

God damn, hes actually MORE likable!? Is that even possible?

[LOOKTHEREAGAIN]

@TomahawkmanExe0 Think his lossing some of that blood lust he had at the start

[FenrirWeapon]

this vid wont play for me

[primeevil41]

This battle theme is awesome

[swimteam09]

Omega, does the instant death lazer have a special cutscene when it hits you, because if so it would be cool to see.

[omegaevolution]

nah, you just die. No special cutscene.

[YayaIWin]

TRAVIS IS CREDIT TO TEAM

[jp2605]

wait if he was that long in space, how can Speed Buster be the 3rd ranked in the first game?unless you consider 3 years long

[BriotheBig]

@jp2605

Just goes along with all the other assassin based questions:

How is Charlie Macdonald ranked 25 if he has a giant robot?

How is Million Gunman ranked 9, when all he's got is a gun that shoots out money?

How is Matt Helms ranked 24 and Cloe Walsh is 23, when he is super hard and she is super easy?

How is Vladimir ranked 3, when he could just destroy Alice and Jasper Batt Jr with his giant laser?

I try not to ask questions about the ranking anymore because just none of it matches up.

[VinceOmega]

@BriotheBig

You're trying to find logic in a game where the main character can change into a tiger for no reason? Hmm.

[Santiago125a]

amen Vince Omega

[Slymind]

I asked the same about Vladimir when you find out that he doesn't even know he is on earth...things dont make much sense since the first game anyway, i add Bad Girl as well to that list, i mean, a girl with a baseball's bat is ranked 2nd when a guy with an earthquake machine is 5rd

[ceana27]

5rd lol 5th

[Slymind]

Yeah, my mistake, i realized that, but since you can't edit the comment...

[Wolfwoodisalive]

@Slymind lol but she was a really mad and dangerous girl

[CyberSpectrumND]

@BriotheBig What? Matt Helms was easy... Cloe was harder than him, but still easy.

[NateTahGreat]

Charlie is 25 cause he has his cheer leaders as back up, million gunman is a bank owner, probably lures them and assassinates them, matt helms I presume, killed one of the assaassins after wandering into his cabin, Vlad doesn't know he is on earth, and I guess did the same thing as Matt.

[Scoodlz]

HEZA FIRIN' HIZ SATUHLIGHT LAZAR!!!

[Doggieworld3]

just watching this video...I am intimidated by huge arse beam.

[NessAndLucied]

Oh my, it's the Fury!

[Kyuusei16]

Dude, that sign wasn't there in the bathroom before <.< wow...

[Moitendo]

and his body just floats there?

[shpuh]

Figures the space based character can pull random rocks out of the ground to throw at you. Where's his lightsaber?

[heeroueruni]

captain rest is peace XD

[jooshNfriends]

lol this game looks bizzar

[RiftSophie]

i salute u astroman.....yes i call him astroman. great vid omega. question? what is your favorite weapon of no more heros two

[BassGSnewtype]

Another great battle, good work Omega!

[BradRy2]

Hooray for instant death.