Dolemite Motherf******

[rubix187]

Dolemite Motherfucker! #800Bills

[djseriousbizness]

6 people are no business born, insecure, junkyard, rat soup eating motherfuckers.

[mpavr]

6 Hamburger Pimps

[jw95521]

Aw fuck I ain't done nothin!

[Jyan1991]

For Who? DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER YOU HEARD HER

[checkunderyourbed]

this shit never gets old!

[StuPip]

I'm waitin for Dolemite!

[HenryTroy715LXIX]

funny as hell

[TheRubronegro85]

Samuel L Jackson's professor was also Dolemite Motherfucker!!!!!!!

[hobolobo2]

5 motherfuckers

[babiboib7]

,,DOLEMITE MUTHA FUCKER U HEARD HER!!!!...JAJAJAJAJAAJHAHAHAHA­HA,,

[WRK004]

Press 8 fa hoo.

[The1979Warriors]

JACK JAWED MOTHA FUCKA!!!!! :D

[atomicbomb3701]

i wouldnt want to share a cell with this guy . . . . . .

[oskamadison]

@mcgraner88 For Real!!!!!

[charmcity401]

14 classic seconds in the life of Dolemite...bitch

[DoubleTalkingJive]

If I see a ghost, I cut the muthafucka...

[macdoman1996]

press 8 !

[kylebakersanangelo]

isnt he supposed to be a pimp or drug dealer who knows kung-fu?

[phemohilia]

Man, this NEVER gets old!!!!! : )

[oskamadison]

Dude makes the word motherfucker sound like Masterpiece Theater or some shit.

[kylebakersanangelo]

@oskamadison pardon me ,correction, MOTHA-FUCKA

[yomamalikeme1]

@oskamadison samual l jackson toke notes on this fool...thats my bad motha fucka

[TheFarthur]

This is awesome........This guy is epic

[gaje90]

press 1 repeatedly and it sounds like "bitch"

[killertoad]

DOLEMITE JUST TOLD 50 OFF NIGGA

[suicidalbunny1500]

waiting for his cue lols

[foxthewolfie]

FAHOO?!

[MGSFan22]

Lol.

[tony1985ize]

dolemite motherfucker u heard her lol

[REIGNTERROR88]

lmao that was badass

[Trumuzicfan192]

FUCKIN' BOOM MIC!!!!

[MoeKillem]

@Trumuzicfan192 hahahaha DID NOT notice that lol

FAHOO??!

[Tucomen]

lol

[NikkoOfThePinkRose]

lol 

[Stranglehold432]

4 people didn't hear her. Motherfuckers

[MadScout]

@Stranglehold432: It's now five. :D

[MadScout]

@Stranglehold432: It just became six motherfuckers who didn't hear her.

[EricSchwin22]

Hell yea man! That's how you do it.

[GatorM]

"For who???"

When he stands up about 60% of the shot is still empty. Did they even bother positioning the camera or did they just switch it on an hope for the best?

[ohmphthschwrhu]

@GatorM this is why this guy remain so popular with young adolescents.its completely unorthodox.you should hear him say unorthodox.this 100percent fuck hollywood and its rules to making movies. . . ..Dis miAMI MUTHUHFUKUH.it dont have to be no where near perfect to be entertaining. ask fox news.

[Tacom4ster]

Pimpest line in cinema history

[southport97]

Now I know where Sam L. Jackson got his persona from.

[anditslikethat]

Who were the idiots who clicked "dislike"?

[thetruthis9]

@anditslikethat yeah, the people who hit the dislike button were some no business, born insecure, rat soup eating MOTHAFUCKAAAAS...!!!

[GeorgieHustle]

I luv this dude

[capice2003]

Lol that shit was cold blooded lol.

[EvilWays316]

Why isn't this available as a ringtone, MOTHERFUCKER?

[capclip9]

Why did someoneget 85 thumbs up for just writing Dolemite's line in big capital letters?

I think the person who said he was the second-coming of Christ had the better comment, at least it was an original thought, not just typing the same line we just heard... MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[iamhated00]

Gotta live the boom mic in the scene!

[drolespille]

@iamhated00 hooray for snobs!

[iamhated00]

@drolespille its funny

[Bcool1978]

He looks the guy from Full Force

[KernCore]

This guy is really the king of trolls. Calling everybody in sight a "MOVAFUKKA".

[tkhushrenada]

Jive ass mother fucking, rat soup eating turkey cracker-jacka. Dolemite's my name and poor stage direction is my game. When whitey wants a fighty I lay down the law and take their whores. Can you dig it?

[MuminJumper]

@tkhushrenada Best YT comment ever! I CAN DIG IT BROTHA

[anditslikethat]

Friggin CLASSIC........sho' told that fool what's up!

[SomethingRules]

i can't stop watching this

[SquigPie]

as Cracked said it: "The motherfucking in this movie is so intense you'll end up having a new sibling."

[MiniCooper91]

@SquigPie That was the most amazing article I have ever read.

[SquigPie]

@MiniCooper91 Indeed, one of the best Cracked articles in years. The comments are almost as good, with everyone putting one or two "motherfuckers" into it

[GojiJuicePower]

Dolemites the Chuck Norris of Blaxploitation.

[marie1w]

lol...i could watch that allday..he sy it so strong.I think im gonna make this my ringtone.

[elvi84]

ringtone

[TheRalphus666]

It sucks Dolemite got his head blown clean off in the apartment in the beginning of the original Dawn of the Dead

[rheard3894k]

lol

[PhatsouL87]

LOL!!! dolemite is da shit

[karatezombie]

Rudy Ray Moore for president. If we gonna have a black president it should be Dolemite motherfucker!

[thaboss32]

@karatezombie who?

[MdP2]

Ahhhh, they don't make good movies like these anymore... It's a shame...

[bewaretoiletpaper]

lol classic nigga moment @0:09

[clevaclay]

FOR WHO??????

[clevaclay]

lol



[MrLumpz]

LOL LOL!!!! I love some Dolemite. He used to have some fine women in his movies!

Sometimes I like to watch just for the hilarious sound effects and bad karate! :) lol

[examinfo]

I like how he is standing right there in front of everyone un-noticed! LMAO

[fredblassie123]

NO ONE could say 'muthafucka' like Dolemite!!!

[darkdragon99]

@fredblassie123

Fucking RIGHT!!! No one can BUT!! SAM Jackson is a CLOSE 2nd. But where you think he got it from LOL!!!

[MdP2]

@darkdragon99 Yeah, you're right. One character from Alex Cox's "Repo Man" was however very similar to some of Sam Jackson's characters - Lite, portrayed by Sy Richardson. He didn't swear like Dolemite but there's a strong resemblance in the acting styles of Samuel L. Jackson and Sy Richardson, specially in "Repo Man" (1984)...

w w w . youtube . c o m/watch?v=ktV_wN5j5gk

(Richardson is in this clip)

[nrang1]

Hero.

[icanatrix]

Bad Asssss!!!!

[dshowmaker]

he looks like hes the waiter...

[thetruthis9]

man he puts so much feeling and emotion in his cursing...lol...

[RatKing59]

This, in my opinion, is the worst of all the blaxploitation movies. Can't stand it.

[junmengo]

@RatKing59 BUT THAT is what makes so fucking great

[jhughes46290]

dolemite!!!!!

[oskamadison]

Is there anything wrong with watching a 15 second clip 347 times straight??

[heliumtrophy]

No, not in this case.

[Bloodsport1]

@oskamadison nope

[TifaL20]

LOL anyone noticed the microphone on top in the beginning? XD

[niggafrom901]

@TifaL20 that's interesting for pointing that out,you see it through out different scenes in the film,as well on early episodes of good times,who knows what else

[j1o1h1n1f32]

Dolomite!!!

[georgehwbush]

Who?

[johnnyamsterdam]

@georgehwbush Dolemite motherfucker you heard her!!!

[Skeedbob]

You heard her!!!!!!!!! LOL!

[hork111]

Damn took you a while to figure all that out, didn't it? Doom on you, honky.

[dulaone]

Well if you didnt give two "dirty nigger babies" what anybody thinks then why are you on YouTube watching a black movie saying that you love Dolemite who is a black character whining and complaining. Man you are soooo intelligent and not insecure....... LOL

By the way keep the comments coming, they are so amusing, its like a 13 year old wrote them, I can read them all day.

[djseriousbizness]

@FILTHYSPOOK911

Why you rat soup eating honky mutha FUCKA!!!!!!!

[hork111]

Then you must hate that bleeding once a month bitch who whelped you - your mother. Since we all originated in Africa, that cocksucking whore is a nigger once-removed.

[shaolinfool]

that was funny as hell...nigger once-removed LMAO!!!

[fyro79]

Dolemite Muthfucka you heard her! Fuck Yeah!

[Xunkun]

ZUUL, MUTHAFUCKAH!! ZUUUU-wait, shit, wrong movie

[TJae1]

dirty harry of soul cinema, Mfr

[chlodnia]

who is she waiting for? i dont get it

[TheHusky9]

DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKKERRR

[sxmxii]

She's waiting for Dolemite, the guy in the white shirt and yellow pants.

[DoubleTalkingJive]

"If I see a ghost, I cut the muthafucka!"

[dismissed7]

Oh Snap! Can't Nobody say Muthafucka like that. Sam Jackson a close second though Lol!

[marllomon]

Best qoute eva!!!

[djseriousbizness]

I swear this never gets old.

[dagrimreefah]

Dolemite=The shit

[primeman12345678]

Dolemite da shit?

[gotstrongdotcom]

Dolemite !

[d2freak05]

I'm waitin for DOLEMITE.

[RyotheTiger]

for WHO?!

[d2freak05]

DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER YOU HEARD HER

[WRK004]

Just in case some jive-ass-turkey didnt hear him.

[cupid4040]

Now , why he got to say motherfucker, so hard?

[devastatind]

'Cause it's Dolemite, Mutha-Fucka, you heard him!!!!! (lol)

[Thomistica]

Dolemite is my idol.

[TriumVirateABAP]

I loved the way she said that.

[lanedek]

LOL AT THE BOOM MIC IN THE SHOT

[Dilapsor]

Rudy Ray Moore in the 70s was the closest we'll ever get to seeing a second coming of Christ.

[futurehalloffamer]

ODDDDDDDDDD

[Clamms]

@Dilapsor I never knew that Christ would be a pimp.

[phemohilia]

@Dilapsor LMFAO, I agree!!!! 

[FishRock77]

Hey Dirty. Baby I got your money.

[ceejay305]

This shit is hilarious !!!

[TriumVirateABAP]

You heard him

You need to Split Man

[devilxhlywood]

on par with a samuel jackson MOTHAFUCKA

[DolemiteA1]

In case you didn't get it, she's waiting for Dolemite. By the way, somebody tell Willie Green I want him out of here in 24 hours. And 23 of them is already gone.

[400758]

WOW... intense!

[blap316]

man that schitt was hilarious

LOL human tornado is the sequel even if the characters don't make no damn sense

[2022BD]

LOL...I love that part.

I have dolemite on dvd,it's pretty good.

[xCultSpherex]

OH my god, i use to have this scene as my cellphone voicemail until my mom called me one day and heard it badgering me until i took it off ... but all of my friends thought it was awesome ...

[lcole78]

FA WHO??!!!

[rhinojive]

dolemite kicks ass

[iceman30five]

My fuckin dad use to always talk about dolemite. Now I finally seen this shit man I fell on the floor dying! Man he came out the cut too when dude popped that question to ole girl

[kyzill]

DAMMMMMMMMN

[tonymontana1974]

DOLEMITE MOTHER FUCKER.

[TJae1]

Good stuff~ honkies lack soul :)

[oldstock1607]

actually.....niggers don't even HAVE souls.

[TJae1]

gotta have vision ... it's doulemite M.F. ...

[CAU98]

I love it "Dolemite MFer you heard her!" Nothing like clearing up any confusion! LOL!

[ShitCrap]

say the fucking word, DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER

[interpol85]

"for who?"

0:10

[70sbaby80schild4life]

RIP, Dolemite. My father went to see you in person back in the 70s!

[prajadhipok]

shit cracks me up, been checking this video out from time to time for about a year now

[themachman19691]

jive ass dolemite is so cool....

[UcanbeGOD]

DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER you heard her! LOL

[iceman30five]

Obviously who ever gave me that thumbs down if you seen this whole movie then you would know what i'm talking about

[iceman30five]

Rat soup eatin muthafucca!

[MrGoingHard]

Rudy Ray had to be the funniest, most shit talking brother around in the 70's!

People forget about him when they talk about the great comedians from back in the day, like redd foxx and richard pryor

[thedramasummer43]

RIP Rudy Ray Moore

instant classic

[manonfire97]

RIP dolemite, you were a great influence on me and will be in my memories forever.

[skinwalkerxxx]

you're my caucasian!

[tiffshea]

Oh, how I love Dolemite. Rest in peace. I'm sad that you're gone, but thanks for brightening my days! God bless.

[glydrjocky]

Ashes ta Ashes, and Duss ta Duss.... I said I'm sad that this here bad Mu*** F****a called Rudy Ray is no longa here with us.

Peace Bro, You brought two decades of laughs to me and my friends since we listened to your album in 1981.

[elshowgun15]

rip negroe!!

[Longcatacus]

Goodnight sweet prince!

[CAU98]

RIP Rudy Ray Moore, you will never be forgotten. The story of "Shine and the Titanic" will have me laughing for a life time. May God embrace your eternal soul.

[Sneezlebob]

Dolemite mother fucker

[DirkDigglerLuv01]

RIP

[IG2HI]

Another legend gone to glory. Here's hoping that St. Peter let him thru the gate.

[oskamadison]

THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!

[KenPatera78]

R.I.P. Big Homie!

[illthug1999]

R.I.P Dolemite

[QCstunna]

Way down in the jungle deep...