Armando Montelongo - I got crabs in Mexico! FUNNY video

[036ton]

i was going to go to another video but then i heard the song n the backround. armando needs to be quite so i could hear my dads favorite song la pava

[30wonderwoman]

Mexico is down south of the border where the crabs dwell and breed...U get it.

[tjm5150]

dude is a punk, if he ever ran his mouth off to me like he does everybody Id stomp his punk ass into a shit stained, illegal alien hiring, faggot motherfucker. Just sayin

[Seminarwhore1]

I heard your wife was a major ass cumdump in high school LOL

[Seminarwhore1]

Coach Deb you say you know this man quite well its not true cause I know a friend that has been sleeping with this guy and he has one night stands at his seminar when Veronica not around I know she suspects something, but she's going act stupid about it cause she's too ugly and can't land someone else!

[Seminarwhore1]

saw this man with another woman on Saturday 13th in Northern cali at a bar with an another woman and it sure didn't look like business I saw them leave seperately but heard him giving her directions to his hotel room. I was sitting near them and he was loud cause he was drinking I wonder if Veronica and him are into threesomes!

[Seminarwhore1]

Don't fuck with the Fats-A-Longos or they will stab you in the back. Veronica looks like Miss Piggy have you seen her face close up its gross. When all shows go hd she's screwed she has ugly skin bumps freckles and all goes with her fake boobs job makes her look fatter and top heavy with quarterback shoulders!

[Seminarwhore1]

This guy is a creep he sleeps around when his on the road. Poor Veronica. I know a girl that slept with him.

[tashaLuv1]

Lil girl your Too old for a Pacifier & you Don't want/Need Crabs,no matter what any Man Tells You!!! Run LIL GIRL,RUN...

[imnothot159]

I HATE YOU RIP OFF ASSHOLES YOUR WHY GOOD WORKERS STARVE AND PEOPLE'S HOUSES FALL APART I SWEAR YOU SHOULD GO 2 JAILL, GIVE YOUR MILLION BACK TO THE PEOPLE WHO SLAVED 2 MAKE YOUR NON COMPITENT ASS RICH ohhh YOU MIGHT HAVE MONEY BUT YOUR A FAILURE AT ALL YOU TOUCH . a REAL MAN TAKES PRIDE IN FLIPPING HOMES YOU LOOK AT WAYS TO RIP OFF AND YOU CANT EVEN CLEAN A POOL OR PAINT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED HAVE FUN IN JAIL LOSER

[buttnation]

Is it just me or have anyone else noticed that Veronica boobs went from mosquito bites to watermelon jugs.

[jvc107]

This clown belongs in prison.

FROM WIKIPEDIA

During 2007, many of the Montelongo properties that were in various stages of renovation and preparation for sale became listed for foreclosure due to mortgage non-payment.

On February 21, 2008, Armando Montelongo was indicted by a Travis County grand jury on a "theft of service charge." If convicted, Montelongo faces 2 years in state prison.

In April 2008, a civil suit was filed in Bexar County for fraud in real estate transactions.

[orangecounty58]

the guy obviously circumvents building laws. his brother stopped working with him for obvious reasons. he ends up netting 40-50k+ and cries "im not making any money". he cant pay people doing honest work, the guy is worthless. trying to be a poor man's trump. on the flip side, the gay guys flipping houses are getting IN THE REAR,which they might enjoy. 2500 on one house with the RE agent netting 6%, wow.

[PrincessMegs17]

jEALOUS CAUSE ARMANDO IS A HOT BABE

[orangecounty58]

you must have low standards

[PrincessMegs17]

You don't know me and I don't have low standards so you need to just quit being a hater what's missing in your life that you feel the need to come here and judge people like I said JEALOUS

[SOFIAgandako]

Personally I think he needs to lose weight... but to each his(or her) own.

He kinda has good looks but his arrogance and somewhat abrasive personality overshadows it. I've been put off by that from the 1st time I watched him.

Also, there's something to what this guy is saying about him being a bit of a crook, look it up. I dont think he's just being jealous. :)

[cardenasguerrero]

your all fucking loosers!!!

[crackphoo]

Armondo is a piece of shit. I am ashamed that he is from San Antonio.

[nanaenanaja]

sangamoold says: "He never flipped any houses"

doingitwell420 says: "An appraiser there claims Montelongo owes her more than $4,000 for work she did on some of the homes he flipped."

If you guys are gonna spread bullshit, get together & stick to one fucking story.

[sangamoold]

This fat loser doesn't have a pot to piss in. He never flipped any houses, they're all in foreclosure. The show is totally fake. His next show will be called Flip This Burger.

[rusf77]

Lol sangamoold =) haha it's true, fucking guy, pretends to be something his not, i despise loosers like that, what's wrong with being blue collar? as long as it's a honest living any one's better than this fucking pig.

[BobBeers]

This guy has no class. Hard working contractors quit on him every day because he is a cheap little punk. My brother and I have built a successful business by treating people with respect and this fat fuck thinks he is a good business man for treating people like shit. Scumbag. He wouldnt pay a some plumber 150 bucks to go under a house and now he wont pay a mexican $2.50 for a toy. I want to knock that fat fuckers teeth out.

[Moran85]

Armando Montelongo...?

Where is he from, is he mexican or american or both?

[cardenasguerrero]

why the fuck does it matter????

[iliveinvicecity]

lol, tru that

[jorgelopezjorgelopez]

he sucks

[cptndw]

Hes a great con man .

[jlovesg]

we were just listening to the adam corrola show, armoando was the guest and was saying although he is married with a son, that he prefers men to women. Suprise! Just some interesting trivia for you all.

[CoachDeb]

I know Armando quite well - and I also know his sense of humor. Thanks for stopping by to add to the humor. ANd thanks for watching Flip this House on A&E - now voted the #2 show on TV for A&E.

[jlovesg]

I was totally wrong, the show was "flipping out",different guy, different show. My husband was the one that was relaying it(adam carolla show) to me. He obviously isnt one for details. Sorry for that.

[CoachDeb]

LOL - right - yes, the other guy is on Bravo - so when HE says he prefers men, I'd say he's NOT joking - lol. hey - guess that's how rumors get started eh? "lack of details" thanks for stopping by again.

[akafaith]

His wife is so beautiful. Was it just me or did that girl have a pacifier in her mouth?? She looked about seven years old!

[TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK]

too funny!!

i love watching flip this house-san antonio...

they're the only team/city that i watch.

i don't know why i like it so much... they just make me laugh my ass off.

i haven't seen it in awhile though :o(

i think the schedule got changed? i never know when it's on anymore. whenever i actually see it listed and check it out- it's always one of the other cities. :o(

so sad.

[Reneivan]

AJJJUAAAAHHHH!!! I like the music.