New Zealand haka v Ireland November 2008

[beardedwookie]

@TheMineCraftTutoriaI are you retarted? First, sticking your toungue out doesnt mean youre trying to be black. Seccond, this dance is a sacred war ritual that the Maori tribes (of New Zealand) would do before battles to intimidate whoever theyre fighting, so if you are white its ok because if you are on the All Blacks they teach this to you because you need to do it before matches. And third, are you retarded?

[wojciechovkie]

0:35

[Briggsy102]

Sounds like the Ura'Kai out of the lord of the rings, kinda look like them aswell!!!

[jameshupz]

world champs

[ElnaMaryasn828]

ey like romantic nights

[MrEdoD23]

1st comment 167 likes and the second 2 likes? heres my chance!

[mariam370]

Silly and immature.

[reefgrljdiz]

that is maori im gonna shit on you and eat you after im done killing you dance~!!! haha it s true look it up!

[TheMinecraftTutoriaI]

the guy that keeps putting his tounge out is trying to be solid and thinks he's black. Mate, you're not black.

[taweraster]

@TheMinecraftTutoriaI Really, if you're going to troll at least come up with something a little better.

Stick to minecraft.

[TheMinecraftTutoriaI]

@taweraster oh, thats cool. thanks...

[86nugget19]

@TheMinecraftTutoriaI haha say that to ali's face and get back to us on how you get, hahaha dipshit !!!

[JJays92]

Best thing in Rugby....next to biting blood tablets

[TheMapleleafs10]

The guy on the right at 1:19 really just wants to show everybody how he jerks off...

[TheJovanist]

and the opposing team in red doesn't really give a fuck lol

[giddlychunktt]

i dont know who that number 5 is, but i see him do ht in every haka :L

[thedizzybutts]

luv how Ali Williams just walks up during the haka! lol

[fuckthequeenupthera1]

if you were lined up against that you would draw super energy from it. pumped as fuck you would be. Up Ireland.

[MrRivaz]

The guy at 35 seconds looks downsyndrome

[fiestastgoth]

i think i´m gonna hire them as my bodyguards^^

[DragonDark149]

definitely i don't wanna have this guys in front of me

[DrChitta]

thats the best part of the game

[MelodyMargitdc949]

hm I am a Hot 18 Girl and I am here to have fun

[Charliepops66]

no matter our differences, we irish always look forward to the haka

[weezerpleaser18]

@Charliepops66 here here, we never back down to anyone

[andres1963]

the Irish do not have a change against those monsters :).

[marcusFOREVER]

retards lol

[TheScarisbrick]

You know there's a time limit to this because if it last's over 2 minutes it open's a portal to hell

[dotjoiner]

that Maori "Huff 'n' Puff"? I prefer Rice Crispies.

[zaza868686]

buzzbinqbuzz:

"Get a fukin life"? C´mon please... they are representing their country a gettin paid, and you still say that they should get a fukin life?

Dude, lets be honest: they are out there playing and youre in the "fukin" PC tellin what is the best thing to do, and while they are doing what they like(playng rugby) youre gettin fat in a fukin chair!!!!

P.S. That dance is their tradition... OMG I shited on your head... and you liked it!

'

[buzzbingbuzz]

@zaza868686 but why is the nigger at 0:33 on cocaine or ecstasy?? aren't drugs illegal in sport

[aaaapaapt]

@buzzbingbuzz stop trolling you pathetic twat

[Undisruptiv]

@buzzbingbuzz The words "cultural ignorance" come to mind...

[TheMitchymitch13]

@Undisruptiv haha right? geez people are dumb

[buzzbingbuzz]

@zaza868686 .. i'm getting fat in a chair?? lol absolutely not.. the fat fukers are in that video there.. are u blind??

[gazawrc]

What a bunch of apes...

[husseano]

omg.dan carter looks scary

[buzzbingbuzz]

such fukin monkeys.. go back to the jungle.. id say he irish couldnt hold in the laughter

[sours2kaii8]

@buzzbingbuzz its an important part of the games of teams like NZ, Fiji, Tonga etc which fires the crowd up and more importantly maintains tradition and integrity...two things that football and also American sports have totally lost.

[buzzbingbuzz]

@sours2kaii8 nah that sucks dude..  seriously.. just fuck off

[sours2kaii8]

@buzzbingbuzz dude im Irish too, and nobody thinks the haka is stupid. Grow up and if youre going to argue with people actually have some substance instead of using curse words to cover up your stupidity.

[buzzbingbuzz]

@sours2kaii8 hey mate.. sorry to disappoint u but the hanka or whatever u call it is very stupid.. just watch it again..

[surfa1]

@buzzbingbuzz hey mate, anyone with a user name like yours probably shouldn't be pointing fingers at real men. Now go find yourself a leprechaun to play with and fuck off.

[buzzbingbuzz]

@surfa1 lads get a life and stop being monkeys with your tongues out.. you are ugly enough... go to the jungle if ye like it so much... haha.. i still can't stop laughing.. retarded baboons.. get a fukin life...

[Lado916]

@buzzbingbuzz and showing tongue to an enemy meant that after they killed them they would eat them

[301250]

Paddy must be thinking.."Oh,the Good Lord, what a bunch of hooligans we got 'ere, sticking their tongues out like cretins...'ope there's no Orishman amongst dem.

[1gadena]

is it just me or does it just seem not right and ruined by white guys doing the haka, im white,it just doesnt seem right as its the mauri war dance for the trible men and when they do it you just feel and see the blood intensity

[Birdy95100]

a bit of poo may have just come out :/

[mackamanny]

The Irish should of come right back at them with the river dance

[IrishDub18]

@mackamanny the all blacks wouldnt have played them then, they would have been too impressed with all the skills...........

[RHCP1031]

@mackamanny HELL YEAH!

[wasspoppin111]

@mackamanny haha ye cunt ye

[okesaita]

@mackamanny Hahaaaa! That would've been hilarious! :D

[alethalledgend]

@mackamanny hahahahahahahaLOL that would be funny or if Ireland did their own haka

[shalk165]

man these guys got hit on the head a few times to many.

[damroach]

I can't help thinking "great were playing a bunch of lads that should be on the 'happy bus'"

[CreamyGoodness001]

lol look at Paul O'Connell hes like wtf are those tiny people doing

btw i know there not tiny but O'Connell is a fuckin bull

[IHaveReallyGottaSHIT]

@conorodlad98 i know this is a late reply, but a lot of teams have.. most famously wales did, they both stood there nd eyed each other up for 2 minutes while the ref tried to separate them.. back in the day the haka was done inches away from the other persons face, then scream at them, lol. Ireland are defo not the first team to confront the haka, even australia did it last week and they're total bifo's

[MrMathijsmaster]

to bad the supporters dont show their respect and be silent

[xodearbhailox]

@MrMathijsmaster its not necessarily that the crowd meant to disrespect the haka its more that the effect it has on the crowd is so immense u cant really stay quite. Also they weren't booing or singing over the top of it like the English did the crowd has cheering from what i could here :D

[morklind]

Woman g-spot at 0.34

[morklind]

@madirishman01 .... wait a minute, back up ... the irish have balls and dont fear much of anything ..

because they challenged .. a dance?

..wow

[smithl3]

@morklind you're a fuckin dickhead

[morklind]

With respect to all those poor sods in wheel chairs that have to eat and crap through a tube ... I think the white guy should show respect.

Maori war face?  FAIL

[TherymasterWidnes]

I just doesnt look right when white fella's do it tho'!!

[docapsthomas]

Haka lives

[KazeGaara89]

They should rename themselves to The New Zealand Dothraki. They remind me of them.

[madlock0307]

0:34 lol !!

[dhylanromeo]

they must di it in football too

[7373katie]

You have to wonder, do they ever just feel like total twats?

[fchoudhury13]

looks gay

[BuguiMen]

cabezas de músculo culiaos, no saben nada mas allá del campo de rugby

[MrsKaulitsLautner]

1:05 when the crowd gose nuts! chills =)

[hanros98]

@MrsKaulitsLautner yeah everyone just went mad, my hair stood up on my neck

[morklind]

@hanros98 ..and my dick was slapping the back of it.

[stevencpfc99]

and at 0:34 lol

[stevencpfc99]

@0:11 the New Zealand number 5 looks like a retard lol

[Siscast]

so awesome

[gamerdw2]

0:46 nice kid

[Yalashaska]

Nonu got a tongue

[capowable]

What the heck happened that got the crowed wild? By the looks of it, it must have been one hell of a match.

[senhoritaak]

so nice! kisses from brazil.

[cenalover386]

Im going to do the haka the next time i when in checkers!

[HorneySamoan]

Yup, me and the pacific island brothers know not to pick fights wit those Maoris they solid tanks but friendly people aye they always giving kai, gifts etc. We only pick fights against Maoris unles were drunk and with our packs of course hahaha just bein honest lol lol lol

[2patero]

John Marmon 'Cannibal Jack' was an Irish immigrant to NZ in the early 19th century. He had jumped ship in the Bay of Islands in 1817 and joined the Nga Puhi tribe and fully integrated into Maori life acquiring a full facial tattoo and partaking in cannibal feasts hence the nickname! So there are some hard arse 'Irish Savages' after all! ..Not that anyone cares lol..

[TheYouani]

KANKER intimiderend!

[jollyjazz]

I was in New Zealand for about three years, the Maori's were huge n strongly built in nature but nice and gentle in character, at the same time if you start trouble with them you will get fucked up for sure.

[tree7gate]

just curious...did the haka work?

[PedroRomaoMartinho]

WTF ?!! why do the top comments have nothing to do with the video at all '--

[boltskinz]

all that mana cuhz chur to much

[cactussandwich44]

jeez the Irish always look terrified of the Maori! My mate is from New zealand and he showed me the haka anh honestly it was preeeeetty scary!

[Carolalvarenga]

i love it is very strong and masculine

[Carolalvarenga]

Adoro ver os neozelandeses fazendo a Haka!

[AnteaterCharger]

@Knockl96 based on that there should be no haka either

[theonlychubbychild]

Almost as scary as flannery's nose! :P

[AnteaterCharger]

Surely there's gotta be something kinda similar to this in Irish/Welsh/South African/etc culture so they could do something in response. Not that I hate the haka but if one side's going to do a war dance, it'd be awesome if the other side could do the same

[Crawfordz1994]

Any NZ fan tell me how long have NZ wore that particular top?

[mrchud2448]

@Crawfordz1994 They've had this basic black design with the fern and adidas sponsorship since 1996, although this exact jersey I would venture to say since 2008 or so. They did have piping on the shoulders in 2007, although that may have only been for the seven's tournaments. Hope this helps! Anyone else out there that has watched them longer would likely know better, I've been watching them for about 6 or 7 years now.

[Crawfordz1994]

@mrchud2448 Thank you very much!

[mrchud2448]

@Crawfordz1994 Not a problem, glad I could help. Figured I would try to help someone out in this mess of a message board lol

[SNOK1986]

And thats why NZ win majority of their matches coz the other team has soiled them selves :p

[eamonnca1]

Is this a less common version of the Haka?

[muzza512]

@churrBROeah

I didn't know that. Thanks for pointing it out but being a Scot I find it hard to tell the difference between coloured people seeing as I see them less than I see the sun. Good luck in the RWC (not that you'll need it).

[morklind]

@muzza512 I've never seen a coloured person. That must be freaky. How many colours were they?

[muzza512]

Why is 20 controlling it and not the captain?

[churrBROeah]

@muzza512 #20 is Piri Weepu, he's Maori. It doesn't have to be the captain, but it's always better for a Maori to lead it obviously.

[muzza512]

@churrBROeah

Thank you for that information but also why Piri Weepu and not one of the starting Maori?

[churrBROeah]

@muzza512 The 10 brown boys you see (not including weepu) are not Maori, actually about 8 Samoans and 2 Fijians. The rest are Europeans some maybe part Maori like Dan Carter. Weepu is full and fluent with his language and knows the Kapa O Pango Haka best out of the bunch. Recently Samoans have led the haka like Tana Umaga and Kevin Mealamu, Im Samoan/Kiwi but I think Its ALWAYS BEST done by a Maori, you can see the PURE PRIDE in it. I guess its up to the team and managements to decide.

[skittification]

@bream34 you be careful that your finger doesn't go through the tissue paper,if it did you would end up having the same under your fingernail as you have between your ears.

[bream34]

@skittification....... Why you, I oughta....

[skittification]

@bream34 you would struggle to find your own arse with toilet paper, but you are "gunna find..." someone else?

Meh!

[bream34]

@skittificati youand that other cunt must be destroyed ..now!!!!

[cstrobel86]

@bream34 hey bro, i'm off to england nextweek and this dude bream34 wont tell me where his pub is. i think hes a little afraid of me. i just wanna have a drink with him lol

[TrainAsia]

@cstrobel86 - the world are full of IMmature ...... you know it!

[Joshthewookie]

Insulting each other over YouTube, how mature. 

[avabelle2001]

@Joshthewookie yea everybody love and peace rugbys a uniting sport go them all blacks tho

[bream34]

@Joshthewookie ...oohh mature hit the lights!!!!!

[gordanfreeman24]

I'm full Irish, i have enough Irish pride. I also respect The All Blacks for Who they are. Who won this game by the way? please be Ireland

[alternativebassist]

@gordanfreeman24 Ireland have never beaten the All Blacks...that game was no exception :P

[murph277v]

@alternativebassist ya but one of our club teams did.....MUNSTER !!!!!!!!!!

[alternativebassist]

@murph277v yeah...25 years ago..and lets be honest but the chances we were playing our top team...not high :P

[morklind]

@gordanfreeman24  you dont follow rugby .. do you?

[GreatBlueKnight]

@madirishman01 First of all it is GRAMMAR, not grammer. Second of all, you should say "you're" or "you are" in the places where you say "your" and it is apparent that you only capitalize the dirty word "irish". Also, just because some cunt makes fun of your shitty allegiance to a fucked up and disgusting country, doesn't give you the right to go off on everyone else. Oh and by the way, England fucked you in the ass, and we will ALWAYS fuck you in the ass. You are our bitches, so sit, bitch.

[bream34]

@GreatBlueKnight.. I`m gunna find you ...ratbastard..

[GreatBlueKnight]

@bream34 Find me bitch, find me.

[bream34]

@GreatBlueKnight ..On the way fucktard..

[cstrobel86]

@GreatBlueKnight bro im maori and off to england nextweek. all i get from this guy brem34 is "find the nearest nazi bar" what the fuck. is it advertised *nazi pub* jezz that does'nt help. i would like a location but hes too scared to give me one after all his tough talk hahaha...

[bream34]

@cstrobel86 ...aye me hardy.har har I be a pirate ma hardy har har aye me hardy...fuck England shithole of the world me young jimmy hawkins..too many lager lads,jews ,muslims.african.ratbastards..­.aye me hardy har har......

[cstrobel86]

@GreatBlueKnight bro im givin this shit head bream34 a chance to meet me cos im off to england nextweek. he wont say where or give me a name of the pub he drinks at. it just goes to show hes only tough behind the keyboard. but it is fun cutting him down all the time. i acually think hes a girl hahaha chur bro...

[bream34]

@cstrobel86 .......name the place...anywhere anytime ..bitch..

[GreatBlueKnight]

@cstrobel86 Don't bother, it's some 9 year old she male from Thailand LOL

[bream34]

@GreatBlueKnight .......I`m looking for you bro,I`m getting closer...hehehehe

[GreatBlueKnight]

@madirishman01 You can't spell for SHIT lol

fucking cunt.

[bream34]

@p51Dmust8ng ... Dream on and stay in N.Z bitch.... you thugs can only bash people half your strength and size and that aint me.....you cowards couldnt stand up to my ancestors in 1863 and you outnumbered them 30-1 so get educated and get a life moron..

[maoribattalion]

@bream34 Incorrect historically, British forces outnumbered warring Maori 10 to 1 yet casualties were exactly the opposite. You still crying over it aren't you?

[bream34]

@maoribattalion... It was the Australian army stupid...there were only 3000 of them the year was 1863 and they were paid in farms....and I dont give a shit Im partying in Brazil.....check ya brother hahahah

[maoribattalion]

@bream34 There was no Australian army numb nuts, your convict ancestors fought under the English.

You both got flogged, so stop lying.

You do give a shit otherwise you wouldn't keep crying on here.

[bream34]

@maoribattalion ....FUCK OFF DICK...stop stalking me and stick the haka up your arse where it belongs...hahahahahhah

[cstrobel86]

@bream34 actually you're wrong on that account (wikipedia. new zealand wars. there's even a documentry narrated by an english decendent). the maori population was very small including women and children (although the women fought too. its genetic, and very much still in the maori culture) check it out and im sure you would have a different veiw of maori and the culture. viel spaß as we say here in germany...

[bream34]

@cstrobel86 .....Yeah actually YOU are wrong,I dont give a rats about selective history....they most probably had a small population at the time because they enjoyed eating each other....

[cstrobel86]

@bream34 so you dont give a rats about the maori and new zealand history?. then may i ask you my friend? how do you know so much when you dont give a rats? either your granddad told you or your just assuming you were stronger because your english, i guess? let me tell you what else i read on wikipedia. the maori were the most feared and respected in ww2. rommel quoted: these are the finest warriors ive ever seen. so you can keep assuming. assumtion is definitly for losers.... meine freunde:-)

[bream34]

@cstrobel86 ...Hit the `caps lock` when you hit the `i` key,you stupid uneducated nigga....

[cstrobel86]

@bream34 no hitting the caps lock takes too long and im a slow typer. anyways you fell for my love again. god be with you my friend and peace. deep down you are a beautiful person. its such a shame your face is ugly. ahh well??. maybe one day you will find peace? so its bye bye forever. or just maybe, if by any chace you're in london on the 14th june to the 17th? let me know. i can show you some love. whats the name of the pub you frequent. i shall turn up if you like? amen:-)

[bream34]

@cstrobel86 ...Just find the nearest Nazi watering hole and I`ll be there dickhead..

[cstrobel86]

@bream34 ah so you wont give me the name of the pub aye. oh i see you're a nazi. now i know why you're a little slow on the uptake and cowardly. are you a little afraid of maoris perhaps? or maybe you have um how should i say this in a respectful way, no penis, yes thats it, no penis. well then my young wipper snapper. i shall not argue with you anymore because i feel a little uncomfortable arguing with a nazi. its a little unfair because you are no compitition. god bless you and bye forever...

[bream34]

@cstrobel86 ...Yes... good riddence forever and stop stalking me you bottom feeding degenerate......

[cstrobel86]

@bream34 no hitting the caps lock takes too long and im a slow typer. anyways you fell for my love again. god be with you my friend and peace. deep down you are a beautiful person. its such a shame your face is ugly. ahh well??. maybe one day you will find peace? so its bye bye forever. or just maybe, if by any chance you're in london on the 14th june to the 17th? let me know. i can show you some love. whats the name of the pub you frequent. i shall turn up if you like? amen:-)

[mrfloppyjoe]

never thought id see a war dance in croke park. 

[irishdancerXD]

not being funny, but what the fuck happened at 0:34?

[jesereyes]

This is intence.... Does anyone know what they are saying?

[1860Gibbo]

press 4 on your keyboard to see the retard

[josess1979]

they scare the devil!!!!

[wavecrashes]

ireland ..... useless at everything lmao

[sassy12379]

lots of hate here. the world needs love! you are all beautiful!

[maoribattalion]

@sassy12379 nicely said sassy

[sassy12379]

@maoribattalion thanks!

[bream34]

@sassy12379 ..Hate and violence is all these dumbarse racist animals know ..it`s their stupid culture...be careful they might eat you..

[sassy12379]

@bream34 well, good to know!

[maoribattalion]

@bream34 projection much?

[bream34]

@madirishman01 ...Brilliant comment Mr Madirishman,their islander/white women are ugly fat pigs...this is the main reason they pour into Australia,especially the fatarse maori animals....do yourself a favour-get yourself do yourself down here to Brazil...TnA UP to your neck boyo...

[LinkinParkFTW769]

@bream34 Hey! Major Douchebag shut the hell up about ireland and irish women! I bet your the fat retard living in your mothers basement getting high on orange juice! Get a life OUTSIDE of the basement! Your Awesomely, Ben  P.s; Your adopted

[bream34]

@LinkinParkFTW769 .Yes Sir General Douchebag!!!!!!!

[skittification]

@bream34 there you go, confirming my last posting.

[skittification]

I've worked out bream34's problem. When he landed in Brazil he caught syphilis from a whore called Iris.

The Dumb Fuck thought she said she was Irish.

His brain is now so badly infected it has left him as he now portrays himself for all to see. A prize Fuckwit.

[bream34]

@skittification ...You work??. yeah right , stay on welfare lager lass hahahaha.....

[wavecrashes]

@madirishman01 lol irelands a joke the country the people the culture like i said before stick to the drinking mick its all you useless fks are good at lol come to the world cup with your tough guy ireland shit you bitches wil get your heads stomped on lmao

[brrrrr12]

0:34 ftw

[skittification]

@bream34 I see some one has translated my posting from English into Fuckwit for you.

[bream34]

@skittification ..You bottom feeder ,the Queen would have nothing to do with the likes of you!!!....do the world a favor and stay in England you piece of slimey crap....

[skittification]

@brream34 when you can read and understand English you will understand my posting.

[bream34]

@skittification ... typical pommy male bashing cunt.!!!