some fuckin flour, some fuckin butter, and some fuckin mother fuckin eggs. check. thx for explaining the ingredients so clearly! u should write a cookbook for some of us who find following and understanding directions hard. (no seriously, some cookbooks r confusing)
do not worry about your baking skills ! it took me your first seven videos to just mix dough for cookies. and this is coming from a experienced cookie maker. ohh btw thanks for the encouragement
i'll have you know i made oatmeal choc chip cookies wasted and they tasted delicious. some people just aren't meant to cook hannah. but you give it a good shot and that's america
This has happened to me before. So, many, times. I've sat down at restaurants where the douche bags don't label their shakers and I keep adding sugar to my food thinking; "God damn, WHY IS THIS SO SWEET???!"
Hell yeah! "ppl who dont know how to cook need instructions that arent like secret codes!" Ya know when you go to an ´ordinary´ netpage filled with simple homefood recipes (at least that´s how they´re described) you´d expect for example the info of how big should the pan be? Just too often have I had to call my dear mom like "ok it says put X this much and X2 this much and.. yeah what size of pan you think I should use?" "it doesnt say?" "- - *sob* no" <x(
Ha last night i got smashed with some friends and the first thing i said when i realized i was drunk was "HOLY FUCK!! LET'S BE MY DRUNK KITCHEN AND COOK SOMETHING!!!!"
As a baker myself, it pains me to watch her cream butter and sugar with a spoon when she has that beautiful (and expensive) kitchen aid in the background...lmao. I still love her, though
@KaitlynVictoriax I was JUST going to say that! I see this awesome fricken ORANGE kitchen aid back there.. and I'm cringing cause she's NOT USING IT! oh well. more fun for drunk kitchen!
A little Winger-gesture there. :D
Loving these videos!
Magnulus 2 hours ago
CREAM!
KTKallume 11 hours ago
This is not funny. its cute. women seem to confuse the two. this is why you will never be president.
ForumBrains 22 hours ago
'download a recipe off kazza!'
CrazyGoodProductions 1 day ago in playlist My Drunk Kitchen Episodes!
i fucking love that I found this! I think her and I could be best friends! LOL #Cheers!!!
cherryAsh83 1 day ago
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"Did that sound like too many beeps?"
This is like me in the kitchen, only I'm NOT drunk and don't know how to cook. XD True story.
SpringAwakened 1 day ago
some fuckin flour, some fuckin butter, and some fuckin mother fuckin eggs. check. thx for explaining the ingredients so clearly! u should write a cookbook for some of us who find following and understanding directions hard. (no seriously, some cookbooks r confusing)
MsPunkRockk 1 day ago
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@MsPunkRockk I understand cooking now!! :D
SpringAwakened 1 day ago
do not worry about your baking skills ! it took me your first seven videos to just mix dough for cookies. and this is coming from a experienced cookie maker. ohh btw thanks for the encouragement
pawlwal420 1 day ago in playlist My Drunk Kitchen Episodes!
KONY 2012
xxtjtamaraxx 1 day ago
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KONY 2012
Needzalife8D 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I love the hand from the floor.
anglhededhpster 2 days ago
Cupcake mold? I thought you were making cookies?!
CrazyBubbleMonkey 2 days ago
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TodesKnecht 2 days ago
Your roommate looks like the guy from pomplamoose
TheSteven90210 3 days ago
i think we made biscuits
olson1994 3 days ago
anyone else smell gas?
Jhklmao9o 3 days ago
Oh my god you're fucking hilarious
fudgecmq 4 days ago 7
i'm not afraid of ANYTHING! ...ahhhh!
jesusdontloveme 4 days ago
YOU STILL USE KAZAA!!??
KuMo 4 days ago in playlist My Drunk Kitchen Episodes!
the horse noise made my life
meganknowsitall 4 days ago
the worst thing about baking is everything about cooking everything ab....AHH
Chrissy12362 5 days ago
I love you.
Shit I'm a girl.
Skyrilla 5 days ago
someone posted this to facebook....and i watched 30 seconds of it. Completely lame!!!
rockylb41 5 days ago
A TYPO! 'CRAM' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
ItsAmeliaMadeline 5 days ago
when you said i can see you on your blackberry, i was texting my friend
comeoneileeen 1 week ago
...crazy :D :D :D
IceDevias 1 week ago
Creaming is an act of using a MIXER to get the buttery goodness mixed well with the Sugar also baking needs to be precise measures <.<
Jessibaby1986sucka 1 week ago
@Jessibaby1986sucka You may or may not be missing the point.
That being said, can't tell if trolling, or just stupid
harrisandrew19 1 week ago 3
@Jessibaby1986sucka Yes, well, she's drunk, dear.
PiecesOfRainbow7 1 week ago
is it wrong that i'm watching this with a glass of red?
crossblade25 1 week ago
funny! 'I think we made biscuits.'
lisboneyes 1 week ago
follow @jennah_mae on twitter ;D
kmac1stliner 1 week ago in playlist Favorites!
This is like Black Books, except it's all about the kitchen.... errmmm booze.
nekobot 1 week ago
OBAMA!!!!!! lmao
uloveit2dontU 1 week ago 2
just let it go
leoniwittmann 1 week ago in playlist Favorites!
We got some fucking flower some fucking powder and some fucking mother fucking eggs lol
youngkillagaing099 1 week ago
Tonight...we are makin' lesbian babies. : )
fvalen001 1 week ago
I would love Hannah to be on my show...My Drunk Bedroom. : )
fvalen001 1 week ago 2
Haha, it didn't open!
MirandaMahone 1 week ago
Okay. Same with 4:18. I love this girl, she's hilarious xD
blackbeltprincess1 1 week ago
Alright, I cracked up in the beginning when she's like it didn't open :( *AHHHH* xD
blackbeltprincess1 1 week ago
i love you !
akcityboy 1 week ago
at 2:53 shadowlurker is behind you...o_O
goldenxninjaxchick 1 week ago
OBAMA!!!!
jayteeREX 1 week ago 2
i love this show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sebastian1986paez 1 week ago
one time i made fries and pord sugar all over them and i thought it was salt:p
sceniewenie123 1 week ago
I love when she takes off her glasses..then she means business.
MsJenneration 1 week ago
are u really drunk? anyway the peg board. turn it upsidedown and make cookie cups
bubblesandvelmacuz 1 week ago
God damn I wanna party with this chick...
bojangles96 1 week ago
"I think we made..... biscuits."
JaimeBienDancer 1 week ago
You are my effing hero! Just sayin ;)
sassiecassie2u 1 week ago
She is soooooooooooooooooooo wasted hahaha
ninjacupcake1231 1 week ago
"only one solution to this -burps- OBAMAAA!!!!!" story of my life bro
IcatchUNICORNS 1 week ago
U and I would be bffs
hbktaker613 1 week ago
This is the first video I have watched of yours. I thought you were a nerd. But then I realized how blonde you actually are.
JJLISIOUS 2 weeks ago
OBAMAAAAA!
goldenxninjaxchick 2 weeks ago
4:18....
speaks for itself.
ninjacupcake1231 2 weeks ago
cookies as biscuits loool
METALLOVEx 2 weeks ago
0:16 paranoia is hilarious.
ComicFan740 2 weeks ago
at 2:11 I was literally on my BlackBerry and you freaked the shit out of me!
Strider2112 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorites!
OMG the guy at the beginning freaked me out.
chromoid 2 weeks ago
"Cream together the butter" should be on a shirt
airplanefreak27 2 weeks ago
@airplanefreak27 And "What's the difference between a fact and a tip?"
airplanefreak27 2 weeks ago
I have this.. kind of peg board
megannlovesyouu 2 weeks ago
i would love to be your best friend
Hola10203 2 weeks ago
i think we made biscuits, LOL!
evilbunnies50009 2 weeks ago 13
I fucking love you
nickigotback 2 weeks ago
I just fell on the floor.
TheOcularmigraine 2 weeks ago
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cream means mix with sugar and butter
YellowZebra22356 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorites!
See now if you we're blazed, it would be a different story.
tropical481 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorites!
lmao theres a mixer behinde her! xD drunk ass.<3
sunshinegirl0319 2 weeks ago
4:14 i lol'd!! :D
cherrybombgal 2 weeks ago 2
"i think that we made bisquits"
SuspendingSuspension 2 weeks ago
haha pegg board -.-
tigerwoman3 2 weeks ago
drunken kitchen- an art best preformed with moderat supervision so as not to burn ones apartment down
maskedbeauty27 2 weeks ago
"Here's a drunk kitchen fact. Here's a drunk kitchen fact. Or here's a drunk kitchen tip. What's the difference between a fact and a tip?!"
WHAT WAS THE TIP?!?!?!
jolie4prez 2 weeks ago
lol the table spoon originates from the table
cupcakegirl1416 2 weeks ago
yeah...you should always taste what you make.......
frackus101 2 weeks ago 4
Are you in a different kitchen everytime?
XxKelseyMariexX1 2 weeks ago
Hey Hannah, how did they taste?
ilovelionheart 2 weeks ago
Does she not see the mixer behind her?
mkretzsch 2 weeks ago
right when you said "get off your blackberry" i dropped my phone and said "thats an iPhone!!!!"... i might be drunk watching this...............
SHOOTitsBEK 2 weeks ago 67
@SHOOTitsBEK your not drunk if you can type correctly
BubbleStrawberries19 1 week ago
you look like velma
bessiemooo 2 weeks ago
DOES ANYONE ELSE SMELL GAS? LMAO
poopmate101 2 weeks ago
ZING!
saywhaaat2323 2 weeks ago
technically you did make biscuits. cause don't britains call cookies biscuits? BAM
missbrie333 2 weeks ago
@missbrie333 No we call cookies cookies and biscuits biscuits
zomgzmat 2 weeks ago
i'll have you know i made oatmeal choc chip cookies wasted and they tasted delicious. some people just aren't meant to cook hannah. but you give it a good shot and that's america
missbrie333 2 weeks ago
There's a perfectly good mixer behind you.
iggyc3p0 2 weeks ago 121
Someone should do a stoned kitchen. They would just smoke weed and cook of food. Wait a second...I do that all the time.
I fucking win.
spicyMcHAGGIS9green 2 weeks ago
Um, I love how she does it all by hand even though there is a kitchen aid in an amazing shade of orange right behind her.
missmarimorgan 2 weeks ago
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evilkasper 2 weeks ago
As a baker, this makes me cringe. The rest of me was laughing her ass off though.
FYI Creaming requires a mixer. Or ridiculous arm muscles. And room temperature butter. :)
MeliPixie 2 weeks ago
Okay here we go! Drunk kitchen! *pushes cork and winces* Gooo! ... It didn't open! hah, it ju-AAHHH!!!
MeliPixie 2 weeks ago
''Do you want the big ones?'' ''I do want the big ones''... I got that wrong since i played meanwhile...
DiasTAPvP 2 weeks ago
LOL; "True story, make sure it's sugar not salt."
This has happened to me before. So, many, times. I've sat down at restaurants where the douche bags don't label their shakers and I keep adding sugar to my food thinking; "God damn, WHY IS THIS SO SWEET???!"
CoonEyed 2 weeks ago
Lol, I love how annoyed you are with 'cream together'.
amyleroux1 2 weeks ago
Ever notice how a drunk/stoned chick always talks with that "Elvis" lip?
SpotterOz 2 weeks ago
I want you to marry me so we can drunk bake together <3
marshmellowsrock 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorites!
Watching this drunk makes it go for much longer. Love you Hannah!
antiquecans69 2 weeks ago
In the thumbnail you looked like my Grandma. And then I clicked I was like THIS BITCH AIN'T NO GRANDMA
TheseWafflezBeSexii 2 weeks ago
I think a collaboration between you and Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time would be genius.
FriendlyShadow1 2 weeks ago
Alright internet lets get drunk!
KDkatterr 2 weeks ago
Damn most of ur brain cells are prolly fuckin fried by all these videos you make lol
TheAlw889 2 weeks ago
I have never seen someone get so stressed over making cookies.. haha its brilliant!! :D
MissBitty1992 2 weeks ago
Hell yeah! "ppl who dont know how to cook need instructions that arent like secret codes!" Ya know when you go to an ´ordinary´ netpage filled with simple homefood recipes (at least that´s how they´re described) you´d expect for example the info of how big should the pan be? Just too often have I had to call my dear mom like "ok it says put X this much and X2 this much and.. yeah what size of pan you think I should use?" "it doesnt say?" "- - *sob* no" <x(
Jefrma 2 weeks ago
I'm already crying with laughter in the first 10 seconds! the rest of the video might kill me
VanessaDipasquale 2 weeks ago
often imitated. never duplicated
CrazyDazey 2 weeks ago
does anyone else see the mixer in the background
Theitspat 3 weeks ago
@Theitspat no, the rest of us were born with no eyes
Danielaway 2 weeks ago
Did that seem like too many beeps? Lol
DrDonna25 3 weeks ago
Fork?!
EC27v 3 weeks ago
laughed so hard i cried.
biancameowww 3 weeks ago
"cream together?...." *what the hell face*
sidavila2013 3 weeks ago
I...think that we made biscuits...lmfao
altosaxmonica 3 weeks ago
HA! True story make sure its sugar and not salt
interestingpie 3 weeks ago
anyone notice the creeper at the back at 2:57? :|
WeAreRedherrings 3 weeks ago
how many different kitchens does she cook in?!
MegaPmcp 3 weeks ago
haha she just put flour in her hair. to funny
raeman103 3 weeks ago
Im just gonna go with they made a typo and ment crammed Hahahaha
prettyfangs 3 weeks ago
If I get into top comments, I'll email this to my baking teacher.
acciodance 3 weeks ago 3
"pretentious ass recipe" hahaha
AustralianHPfan 3 weeks ago
Laughing so hard I started crying
cohenstuey 3 weeks ago
1:39
dudeman4821 3 weeks ago
Me: *Hears blackberry ring. Picks it up*
Hanna: 'I cann see u on ur blackberry! Ur just ruining it!'
Me: *sets blackberry down* 'sorry Hanna *sad face*... True story :D
crazybluebarry80 3 weeks ago
who still uses KAZAA?
kjgbex 3 weeks ago
"I'm not afraid of anything. AAAH!"
BassActor7 3 weeks ago
and then you oven.
4evrTwilightgirl 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from MyHarto
step 1, give a fuck about cooking. lol
boneynerd 3 weeks ago
wtf? -.- very ...how can i place it... silly ;D
AmericanGirl563 3 weeks ago
who the fuck uses kazaa
anonymouse8342 3 weeks ago
After watching this I can't not call eggs "Fucking motherfucking eggs"
steggy13 3 weeks ago 60
obamaa
alicecliffordable 3 weeks ago
People who don't know how to cook, 'this guy'...
DickWad16 3 weeks ago
the worst part about baking is everythng about baking hahah
MrZack7575 3 weeks ago
Ha last night i got smashed with some friends and the first thing i said when i realized i was drunk was "HOLY FUCK!! LET'S BE MY DRUNK KITCHEN AND COOK SOMETHING!!!!"
XxTheKellyWellyxX 3 weeks ago
kazaa? that still exists?
converse48 3 weeks ago
1:31 gets me every time!!! Hilarious!!!
mattmackay13 3 weeks ago
I'd like to see her reaction to a soufflé
Whatilikeaboutme1 3 weeks ago
all i can make in my drunk kitchen is popcorn...
bttrflykiss7701 3 weeks ago
Step.....now
thefaithypooo 3 weeks ago
Woman, you are freaking hilarious. I would buy your cook book :)
MissCandiDandi 3 weeks ago
2:46 gets me every time :D
I mean... LMFAO! She ripped the butter in half... Lol! I cant stop watching this video :D..........
crazybluebarry80 3 weeks ago
OBAMAAA!
ajmjakforeva 3 weeks ago
Honey Bunched of oatss.
Jeremiugh 3 weeks ago
how can u not love her
BookWorm223344 3 weeks ago
*as i pick up my phone* "i can see you on your blackberry it ruins it" *now putting the phone down*
emevy1991 3 weeks ago
your mad cute
TheJaredsb 3 weeks ago
This... This looks like my cooking completely sober? Maybe I would be a better cook drunk. Maybe.
o0heyyou0o 3 weeks ago 48
And this is the episode that made me fall in love with the series. <3
VloggingJen 3 weeks ago
Here comes the worst part when we actual have to cook instead of just get drunk.
patyourbelli12 3 weeks ago
OBAAAMMMMMMAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
turkeybambi 3 weeks ago
Kazaa? I haven't used that thing since like 2003.
caleisgay 4 weeks ago 3
@caleisgay Thats what I was thinking... I didnt even know that program still existed.
worthy0ne 3 weeks ago
i love how she has a standing mixture but doesn't use it!
merle411 4 weeks ago
cannot stop laughing!!! XD
KammixKalamity 4 weeks ago
Recipes, with their words....
bkpanda21 4 weeks ago
I fucking LOVE you!
DeeBaconator 4 weeks ago
"I'm not afraid of anything!" *pop* "AHHHH!
"
blah1565 4 weeks ago
this one seems drunker than the other ones that i've seen so far
dylanlenn 4 weeks ago
LMFAO!!
I just died!!
"I think we made biscuits"
Priceless.
iluvgaga22 4 weeks ago 2
Why did she mix the cookie batter without the mixer?................
indianagirl5683 4 weeks ago
@indianagirl5683 because she's drunk as tits.
ExaggeratedCool 4 weeks ago
As a baker myself, it pains me to watch her cream butter and sugar with a spoon when she has that beautiful (and expensive) kitchen aid in the background...lmao. I still love her, though
KaitlynVictoriax 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorites! 98
@KaitlynVictoriax I was thinking the same thing. I'm a baker, wish I could afford a machine like that.
CoteWeatherly 4 weeks ago
@KaitlynVictoriax I was JUST going to say that! I see this awesome fricken ORANGE kitchen aid back there.. and I'm cringing cause she's NOT USING IT! oh well. more fun for drunk kitchen!
shutterhappy85 4 weeks ago
@KaitlynVictoriax HAHAHA well u no she is drunk XD
rashilina33 3 weeks ago
@KaitlynVictoriax I don't know about you but I try not to use any expensive machine-like object when cooking drunk. It would just end badly.
aasffgkhki 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorites!
@KaitlynVictoriax i thought the same exact thing! lol I wonder if she's learned what creaming butter means by now.
Giefan 2 weeks ago
"It's gonna work out!... oh!
VapidFood 4 weeks ago
why can't she use the kitchenaid in the background?
xoxoiris 4 weeks ago 2
@xoxoiris she doesnt know what cream means...i doubt she knows how to use that machine
maddielezbot 4 weeks ago
I am cringing watching this...she fucked up the damn cookies lol oh poor cooookies
QueenMamaDee 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorites!
You like it in there!
pwsluf 4 weeks ago