How to curse in Chinese. Part 1

[FDGodXKiller1]

Il swear at my Chinese friend tomorrow

[hansvonslither]

I'm going to say these to my Chinese friend today

[sunooii]

then whats liew le lomo?

[sunooii]

HOW DO YOU DO KEN

HADOKEN

[badslap1]

i want part 2 !

[badslap1]

yes ! now if a chinese store guy makes me made i just say CAO NI MA xDDD

[da6is9]

Hey brainyacks,

How about a language video WITHOUT the rock music covering up the tones on the language. So dumb to do that.

Great idea for a video but such a STUPID WAY to present it.

[chrisfromla]

@da6is9 It's crazy that more than 3 years have passed since making this retarded video and I still keep getting comments like this. Thanks for caring :) I would have already forgotten all about it if it wasn't for the haters. But seriously, yeah I know I could have made it better, but it was my first video which we shot and edited intoxicated and it was never meant to be educational... And the rock music was supposed to distract from the fact that we were s***faced. Anyway thanks for watching

[da6is9]

@chrisfromla Cheese whiz, man. I want to learn and ya's had such a great idea. Can't/won't you redo it, then? Try sober, eh?

I am not a hater. I love the idea you had.

[tree003a]

@chrisfromla yeah and you are going to keep getting comments about how you messed up with the music, untill you fix it.

[AndresMAGEdudeOK]

Я лучше промолчу.. :D

[jokerrhe]

LOL it sounds too soft coming from this dude tho...

[qzniel]

1.) Yeah Yeah Yeahs is great for intro music - INTRO music. If the rest of your video consists of shit i need to HEAR, ditch the music so I can HEAR IT.

2.) The font for when a new word shows up is awful, I don't know what certain letters are. The words are there to help me fully grasp how the words are supposed to sound - not to be shitty "works of art".

3.) For the Caucasian - lose the stupid hair cut and clothes

4.) For the Asian - lose the retarded glasses. You're inside.

[MarcellusTheGreen]

Where is part 2?

[MrMuffinman159]

i like chinese girls add me!!

[theselinacolen]

even though the last scene was obviously staged thats probably what would really happen if you said that to someone, i suggest you don't try it, and to the dumbass who said every chinese word sounds like a swear i suggest you go cao ni ma

[thatuglyguy1]

nice im gonna use these XD

[powerfullogic]

Chinese sounds like you are cursing no matter what words you say. It is the most offensive and least pleasant sounding language in the world. I would be ashamed to speak it.

[dapropawanka]

@powerfullogic k, well you is a fuckin moron. getta fuckin clue you saggy cunt. 操你妈了个B!!

[PeanutButterJellyFlu]

i prefer cantoneseee

[MarcellusTheGreen]

Turn off the stinking music so I can hear! Sheeyit!

This is great! Put it in pinyin and pronounce it slowly so I can learn it! It's even funnier than German cursing!

[websaint]

annoying background music

[chris128900]

is this cantonese ?

[makubex2556]

teach hokkien pls. chinese does not have an impact as great as the great great hokkien language. cursing in hokkien will cause an impact similar to a nuclear bomb.

[dsadije]

This is Awesome men! .. CAO NI MA xDD haha! i love it next Time imma gonna say that to my Japanese Girlfriend xDDD *LMAO* gotta love this Video.

[mscherryize]

Loved it and my chinese stepbro told we that its real chinese thankyou very much! <3 1 sick lil puppy

[Fl00f]

you do realize that the music makes it impossible to hear, right?

[yyykkll]

THis is the stupidest video and I like it

[thiscleverusername]

Totally correct! im chinese myself lol XD

[sebvolcanogod]

The only chinese I know is "I fuck your acestors for 8 generations", which is kind of a cool phrasing. Wa tau ni tsung tsung ba dai. Or something like that (I don't speak it).

[HoSayLiaoLah]

In chinese, we dun really say dumb pussy. We say smelly pussy, chao chee bye.

[roxguy18]

@HoSayLiaoLah i thought chao chee bye is hokkien?

[JapStrangler]

Kill the fucking choon, might understand what you're saying then.

[CreoleQu33n]

LMAO@ Dick Punch!

[Br4nFl4k3z]

luls.

[BobbytheCanadiankid]

Shit ! This is Mandarin and not Cantonese !

[chenbaosen]

@BobbytheCanadiankid thats cause mandarin is better : )

[BobbytheCanadiankid]

@chenbaosen Noway ! Cantonese rocks !

[chenbaosen]

@BobbytheCanadiankid yeah i was kidding, i love canton :3

[BobbytheCanadiankid]

@chenbaosen Canton rocks , my friend !

[AntiBlast]

scold hokkien Kum lan jiao suck my dick Ka ni na means fuck you Ka ni na bu means fuck your mother

[HoSayLiaoLah]

Fuck your mum is "kan nee nah" lah!!!

[yulaw3]

@HoSayLiaoLah wah lan!

[HoSayLiaoLah]

@yulaw3

wah lan is "my cock"

[yulaw3]

@HoSayLiaoLah i know leh

[erikzhao007]

你妈的

马勒戈壁得

鸡巴毛啊

呵呵

[LaleeChan]

is this canto or mand?

[HoSayLiaoLah]

Suck my dick is "Kum lan jiao" lah!!!

[MackerelAssasin]

@HoSayLiaoLah kum lan jiao is hokkien. not chinese. both different languages lol.

[knightfrank64]

草泥马。你妈是一个同性恋。你爸是变性人。你是被你爸射在墙上之­后，被你爸的男友涂在龟头上然后插在你妈逼里怀上的。傻逼。

[vantrice1]

@knightfrank64 how u write in zhong wen

[cutehippy16]

喂

[cutehippy16]

i went up to a chinese guy i know, and asked him what this means cao ni ma... omg he freaked, u sould have seen his face, but he said it ment fck u, he asked me where i learnd it, but i was too busy laughting at his expression, man it was priceless

[ClausKailha]

This is awesome. But I can barely hear you guys! the music is too loud and you all talk to low. ^^

[mrblackmamba866]

this shit is funny

[PEASblackeyed]

omg that was so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[emoondacase]

hahaha XD

cho san ba = stinky bitch

[ChunHuaX]

Thanks, I'm going to China next year. I hope your curse word translations are atleast partially correct

[theone0onee]

whats the name of that song at thee end?

[Violetmornings]

say it with feeling if your going to say it

[VideoCridic]

O wow they not even hitting u fail!

[Shayne95PHM]

retardedness, ni men tai duo shi jian le! ni men de hua yu ye shi bu tai hao.

[XOSiren18XO]

XD hahahahahahahahha

[jikininki1]

lol im half chinese and vietnamese gotta pick up my cuss words. in vietnamese doh ma may means shit or oh shit

[futurepilot764]

I thought that meant go F your mom.

[jikininki1]

well it can mean alot of things to. we just use it in different ways

[tessaying]

You forgot NI TA MA DE!!!

[jjjjjjustin12]

That was the most ignorant thing I've ever seen. Your Chinese pronunciation sucks, you goofy-looking douche bag. Man, to see you try to act cool...hilarious. 傻屄

[MyV3i]

5 stars for the "dick smash"! :)))

[johnbell58]

we cannot hear you because of the bad music

[NagaIsEvil]

swearing in cantonese is much better ^^

[fjlj480]

yep except 2% of china speaks it so why the fuck would you bother learning it?

[speedstakerguy]

so you can communicate with those 2% of china. Lol

[vantrice1]

i kno right lol

[vantrice1]

nope

[RTSLAVE]

LMFAO at teh end

[xxUcsasukexx]

contense pl0x

[OctavoDia]

omg the yeah yeah yeahs

[fawdown]

The font used for the Chinese translation is awful.

[kxradio]

This is funny. Thanks for sharing... I couldn't repeat everything with clarity because of the background music mixed with the room echo in some spots. But still awesome.

[mk2u73]

Lmao, this is great. There are no swear words in my language, kiowa.

[BettyButtchinLover]

This is a good video :) but, shouldn't it be stated clearly that this is Chinese Mandarin?

[BlizzahGraff]

What was that screamo song in the end?

[RomanceChaos]

Chidossss x]

[Shorjai]

wats the first song?

[chrisfromla]

yeah yeah yeahs - y control

[didUhaveNorgazm]

chou pi yanr is like stinky skin eye?

[chrisfromla]

literally it would translate as stinky ass eye.

pi as in piku

[didUhaveNorgazm]

Ok. Pigu. I figured it out today. Thanks. 臭屁眼

[sparty007]

so stupid...it's correct but i can't bare watching it

[jamesngjh]

lame....and his pronounciation sucks

[crashoverride1345]

2:20 you could have made it look a bit more real

[MarvianoSkaterFan]

wrote the whole thing down.great vids, keep up that soul and make some with more langs ;)

sou bi

[Decapoe]

Hehe! Good job, took notes!

[MikoAi]

lol music a bit too loud but yet quite useful haha

[xoheidiox121]

you guys are wack.

[chrisfromla]

Hey, I'm Heidi, half of my face is paralyzed from botox injections, I havent done anything in my life and got nothing to show for, but I can still talk s**t on the net. So visit my profile on Myspace

[didUhaveNorgazm]

I'm sorry.

[brb941]

@chrisfromla is it possible to remove the botox, would that allow your facial muscles to work again?

[chrisfromla]

@brb941 haha, I'don't have botox, that reply was for @xoheidiox121. I was being sarcastic.

[treehugerproductions]

what was that song at the end called

[chrisfromla]

it's called Chiodos - All Nereids Beware

and youtube is blocked in china that's why it takes me a while to reply to the comments here

[lightyagarmi]

funny but the ending looks so fake....lol

[chrisfromla]

yeah coz it's all fake. anyway we got in a real fight while shooting a music video last week... i'll upload it once the editing is done.

[thibaulthalpern]

Chris is hot

[woohooz12]

lol that manarin

[roadiedendrum]

I can't hear it properly :(

[mogulitp]

wo cao ni ma so hard lol wo means i

[furryfourlegs]

is this mandarin or cantonese it sounds mandarin

[recinosguatemala]

Mandarin

[recinosguatemala]

Ta Shue Zhongwen Hen Hao!

[chrisfromla]

my bad about the part 2 comment getting erased, clicked on remove instead of reply...

Anyway when we shot this video, we shot enough footage for 2 parts, so I was planing to make part 2, but then my laptop got trashed and all the footage was lost.

If anyone's down for making a new part 2, drop me a line.

[Ryshu]

Is the c in cao pronounced like a t or am I just hearing it wrong? I played it like 5 times over and it always sounds like "tao ni ma" to me.

[chrisfromla]

it's more like the "ts" sound, like in the word "cats" or something like that.

[Ryshu]

Ahh, alright. Thanks for the heads up, this is gonna be the first thing I say to my Chinese friends tomorrow! xD

[furryfourlegs]

Yh that is how it is Pronounced, for example

Hello is Mandarin is Ni Hao

However the Hao is pronounced How,

Ni Hao!

[HotShot1322]

pronounce*

[HotShot1322]

cao is not chout cao is = prinonce cow u stupid

[chrisfromla]

when did either of us say "chout"? Cao IS pronounced cao so learn your PinYin or even English, hotshot retard

[nivlekreklaw]

"cao ni ma",

see learning can be fun

[angelcupul055]

cool class lol but change the letter patern cause i didn't understood the hole thing

[NotZezima]

Serves you right :D

[1guju]

ur cool

[kittypawz258]

what kind of chinese language is that? I know its not canto

[chrisfromla]

it's mandarin chinese, spoken in mainland china, beijing to be exact (since the dialect is different all over the country)

[HunterXManipulator12]

omg...lol...you should have added "gan ni ma" (tawanese way)since "cao ni ma" is the china way

[chrisfromla]

I thought it was "gan ni nia" in taiwanese. anyway i want to do part 2 in taiwan, where we'd be using taiwanese slang, but my trip keeps getting delayed.

[freakbomb]

u s0 funny..

[jmsoeice]

操你媽...

[danielhenry]

yawns. lame.

[wanwhoo]

SHA Bi, is that like LUN YERn in cantonese haha!?

[chrisfromla]

I'm not sure, I don't speak cantonese :)

[ab3k1nz]

hey where in china is that skatepark?

[chrisfromla]

well it's not really a skatepark. Just a place people skate at. It's in Beijing, outside of the East 5th ring road.

[ab3k1nz]

I see, looks like a chill spot to skate, i will be in beijing next year so will chek it out

[gunterisarabbit]

ni zhen hui ma ren hehe

[USN288]

lol- this is not Northern Chinese at all ? more like American Chop shuy with Gangster hip hop bullshits in the Cotton field ,you col-lie

[chrisfromla]

I'm sorry that we didn't teach "nong min" a.k.a. farmer's from Harbin or Hebei Chinese.

Just some curse words used in Beijing and some direct translations from the English language. It's meant to be for entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously. If your cultural heritage was hurt that much, why don't you make your own video and show us what Northern Nong Min Chinese is like.

[DrZzen]

Really cool. Pretty useful too. Got anymore?

[chrisfromla]

One of my hard drives got trashed while on the road so I have to re-shoot part 2. If anyone's in Beijing and interested in making some stupid-ass videos, PM me.

[RSROGUE1]

Music tooo loud, but noice work

[chrisfromla]

The music was just there so that people wouldn't notice how high and wasted we actually were at the time.

[blackbbbb6]

what's the name of the song at the last part of the video?

[chrisfromla]

Chiodos - All Nereids Beware

[adirondack111]

nice work

[chrisfromla]

I've decided to shoot Part II in Taiwan, not the Mainland. Going there at the end of the month so Part II should be out by October ;)

[xxxxsharpie]

Hey, I really enjoyed the video. It was funny at the end =) Can't wait for part II

[andyuw]

Haha, this is funny video. Let me try some chinese curse words with funny meanings..

huen2 dan4 (screwed egg), jian4 huo4 (cheap stock), jian4 ren2 (cheap citizens), wang2 ba1 dan4 (turtle egg), huen2 zhang4 (screwed account book), zhu tou2 (pig head), cao ni3 shi2 ba dai4 zu3 zhong (fuck all your 18 generations ancestors), qu4 ni3 de dao4 tou2 gui3 (go to hell your mother's big head ghost), gou3 pi4 dan4 (dog's farting egg), nai3 nai3 de xuong2 (your grandma's bear)...

[ultramarine6198]

try gou2 shi3 pi4. i think its something like shit or something.... i learned it during preschool so i dont remember...

[jia0zi]

GO BEIJING :3

[doggsaredead]

put up part II!!! hahahaha 5 stars

[MouriRan12345]

how do u say ur a fucking blowjob in chinese

[hapaJESSICA]

fakest kicking ever!

[narujac]

lol i learned somthung

i kno how to sware in cantonese!

[CandyHolicXD]

lmfao its manderin

[vanessawang702]

Stin Ki Gai!

[chineserapper]

3 on 1 that is so chinese!!!!

[StarFox64ftw]

i love the ending; and now you know!

[powerrangerrocks]

DAT FUCKEN MADERAIN BOTCH POK GUY

[omgshU]

wow... every word in that sentence is spelt wrong, bravo.

[SpankRamen2]

How do you say, "I want to fuck you like an animal" in Chinese? How would a woman say that to a man?

[vanessawang702]

Wo yoa ger ni jiaopay shun iga dounwoo.

Translation:

I want to sex you up like an animal.

This is a real chinese sentence.

In Chinese they don't usually split the sexes.

[Destinatious]

I had better grammar and morale than you when I was thirteen.

I'm fourteen now. Stop using your age as an excuse to be an idiot.

[abcdefghijkL0L]

Lol, I never learned Chinese swear phrases when I grew up. Just canto for me since that's what we mostly speak at home, but nice vid! (Though I can tell the fight at the end was staged, but it was still funny)

[abcdefghijkL0L]

A first grader can spell better than you, retard.

[chrisfromla]

i could tell you were 13 from your first post retard, no surprise there. Get a life and stop jerking off to my videos, you sick fuck.

[powerrangerrocks]

its not suc fuck adn its not derckin homo and its not chinese man dat mad...

[chrisfromla]

retard, learn to spell, I can't understand shit you're trying to say.

[steve91803]

One more: "bai chi" is "idiot" or "stupid idiot".

[steve91803]

Thanks for writing the pinyin.I thought "sha bi" was cunt...hmm I guess I was wrong.Also "fang pi" or "gou pi" is "bullshit".In case anyone's interested....lol

[yulaw3]

i thought fang pi was the action to fart?also i hear hundan 1st tone then 4th means bastard!

[deltanew2]

how you say: your dick is small

[djmachale]

Haha, Xiao xi le.

[br760]

wow you freaking retard making fun of chinese people.

GO TO HELL!

[chrisfromla]

hey you limp-dick motherfucker, in case you haven't noticed the video is called "how to curse in Chinese" and not "at Chinese", and we're in no way making fun of the Chinese people . So take your self-righteous attitude and go sodomize your father.

[Icelordess]

lol this could be useful