Jobs: Quitting & Getting Fired : How to Quit a Job

[slapcompany]

Success for Managers is: Time to help my own people realize who they can be, not just what they can do.

[realmadridzidane5]

Here is an easier way. "I quit."

[robertatneath]

I'd love to say that!!!

[turokkris]

the whole youtube community needs to stop nit picking at what any 1 person says. Why does it matter that his "KISS" acronym was off? Who cares? So what? Take the good out of the video and leave the trash behind. If some of you people nit pick at your family I bet they hate living with you. Just be kind. It's okay to say what you don't like about something, but you don't have to beat it over the head. Be reasonable.

[dewfall56]

Never quite understood why employees should have to give two or four weeks notice before leaving a job while the employer is free to can an employee with no prior notice.

[turokkris]

@dewfall56 I agree. I guess that's how the cookie crumbles. It's mainly because an employer is not a person. So the question is what one person is responsible for that decision?

[zZKaZuRaZz]

I said fuck you pathetic brown ugly shithead, was that good?

[kenji4861]

@X2RTIONGT ?? you can't be serious. KISS - Keep it Short and Simple

[MaryNLowLow]

To assist at your job interview, see my YouTube video. Simply type in MaryNLowLow, then look for video titled "Top 36 Job Interview Questions & Answers 2010"

[biporio]

Boy, I hate those corporative instructional videos...

"We want you to behave like this"

[quest8899]

Being fired is an educational and enjoyable experience.

[wjwildcat]

@quest8899

Yeah I agree but only for the first time.

I am 23 and ever since I graduated highschool, I have been fired 2 times already. It was very educational experience of getting a quick glimpse of what the real world is like but I do not wish it to happen to me again. Ever

[9DragonMaster]

please go down to my first post so this makes sense ^^

10. number ten is always special in any countdown, so the best thing to do to get fired, is wear flip flops to work. i prefer with socks, no one can help hear you when you walk around so this might actually work against you if your the busy type.

anyways hope you all got fired, and be sure to private msg me for any of your interview or firing needs!~

[9DragonMaster]

go two posts down and read number 1 first please ^^

8. during lunch never leave the office, do exercises in the break room or your cubicle, and never wear deoderant.

9. they are likely watching what you do on your computer. open MS word and talk about how you'd like to bone the boss's daugther to yourself, also try ranting for raises or you will use a deltree on your computer before your fired.

[9DragonMaster]

5. use the company printer to print out this guide, or print out "2 week notices" in coupon style cutouts that you made. make like 20 on 1 page.

6. call your boss often saying you will be late, but then show up on time, and apologize for being on time. all boss's go mad when people waste thier time.

7. chew bubble gum and blow bubbles often, try to find a good desk to stick them under, like your boss's desk during a meeting, always having different flavors to deny the occasion

8,,,,

[9DragonMaster]

this video sucks, heres a beter example:

1. be late, all boss's hate late employees, and it give something for them to bitch about to other managers

2. be mean to everyone while saying it with a smile.. no 1 likes a smart ass especially one with pride.

3. talk about your future and where you imagine yourself next year. talk about all your hobbies and broken toys you could be playing with instead of you job.

4. do something fun with your hair, get dreadlocks or a mohak,

5......

[Frankiemannen]

haha shit thats good xd

[9DragonMaster]

=D personal experience helps!!!