Countdown Blooper - The Best Words From 27 Years

[ChrisFlipsAlot]

CUNTFLAPS?!?!!! bahahahhahaha LMAO!

[quarterbackmagic]

how did i get here?

[LFCxDowning]

@quarterbackmagic thats soo old u stupid cunt

[alinvan]

what did the minister say?

[caberwacky]

i couldn't resist. CUNTFLAPS

[Snowmadboy]

Pueing... Theres a lol in there somewhere

[germanname1990]

What in the damn hell are the chances of any of that let alone all of that happening?! The answer to that question is LOL!

[gecomaman]

thumnail: sodemy?

[Devorvan]

hahaha cuntflaps!

[collinparkin]

was cuntflaps not a real show

[RandyRobbo]

@collinparkin no i think that was someone with good technology changing it

[MegaAbdg]

Haha cunt flaps

[javahab]

cunt flaps lol

[LJDee91]

omg I was in stitches when I saw cuntflaps lmfao even if it's not a real blooper.... ah, I'm so immature xD

[DigitalXMedia01]

c c

u u

n next

t tuesday

[superJoshHarris]

@DigitalXMedia01 how is te funny everyone already knows that

[ushmo10]

Good morning thats a, yeh you know where this is going

[spacecoke]

"minges" lol

[HelenOfHelen]

Cuntflaps!!! No way!!! Lmao!

[GalaxyCatchupTV]

CUNT FLAPS ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

[Anomynos]

I used to watch Countdown, then I took an arrow to the knee

[ThatGametv]

@Anomynos i used to think that joke was funny, then i took a brain to the head

[250Trojan]

@ThatGametv Now THAT was funny!!

[ChrisFlipsAlot]

@Anomynos please die.

[csykes23]

Cuntflaps!? AS IF!!

[UpstreamNL]

That's a nice Tnetennba

[denishoolie]

How did I get here?

[TheSarcasticOne99]

CUNTFLAPS - Brilliant.

[mitebg]

cuntflaps lolol :D

[paulineminors]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH

[SilverSponge32]

LMFAO SOO Funny!

[Ashersmate772]

cunt flaps

[Ievolovel]

Good morning! That's a nice tnetennba!

[4lifebloods]

Cuntflaps. First thing in my Fucking Mind Fucking Vagina Flaps lol True

[4lifebloods]

I was laughing my fucking ass off you almost killed me lol LMFAO. .... CuntFlaps XD

[thomasgangsta]

cuntflaps lol..

[toyo671]

Great Stuff!!

They Done It Again Today. 14/12/2011

ORGASM & AROUSAL !!

[AzureiaAzurenai]

@toyo671 it wasn't just orgasm... it was ORGASMIC!

[saxkidatlg]

@toyo671 it was ORGASMIC AND AROUSING

[SammyJ21]

How can he stick with a four when flaps is there lol!

[whatevar862]

@SammyJ21 when peeps get the chance they will do it.

[iwss13]

cuntflaps XD



[mrhedd1]

hi

[JamieHowitt]

"A wharenui (literally "big house") is a communal house of the Māori people of New Zealand, generally situated as the focal point of a marae. Wharenui are usually called 'meeting houses' in New Zealand English."

- A five second Google-ing of "Wharenui" :P

[MatthewSandberg]

Wow my sister was behind me when it said cunt and she said it out loud and I got in trouble.

[StimpsonJCatEsquire]

Did cuntflaps really happen?

I just watched the Aussie version of that show. They got

"PENISDUMP"

[masere]

You should have shown the next letter picked after poo - it was f, so it now spelt poof (slang for a gay man)!!!

[RonainMacCathain]

PISHFLAPS

[TheLizzy1551]

Yay cuntflaps

[funkylovejunkie]

cuntflaps. not really but funny anyway

[Mattandjeffhardyfan1]

Poo, fart , cuntflaps LMAO

[littlemissjaded12345]

@Mattandjeffhardyfan1

indeed! All very funny too! LOL! :p

Never heard of 'cuntflaps' though. That one must have come out of thin air. :p

[iamdb1990]

i don't care how childish it sounds, I LIKE POO AND FART! lol

[littlemissjaded12345]

@iamdb1990

LOL! :p

[xSammyMarshallx]

if you watch the c**t flaps one you can see the video jumping aswell

[lizzithelion]

'Minges?' Oh wow, i didnt know Inbetweeners Jay had made an appearence on countdown.

[SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC]

You missed out the rest of the "Poo" bit, the next letter is "F" making it "Poof".

[ecwfaithful]

@SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC Which is still insulting, as, in the UK, calling someone a poof is the same as calling someone a faggot.

[masher9999]

@ecwfaithful hence why it shouldn't have been edited out.... like the guy said who you replied to....

[Xx12ker]

lol Cuntflaps

[Diazreta]

Anagram of Cuntflaps...Flaunts

[jl5000]

@Diazreta That's not an anagram.

[Diazreta]

@jl5000 I know I realised after

[Nikolai301000]

you fuckin' cuntflaps

[drowsynumbness]

He didn't say "four", he said "board". "I'll stick with the board".

[DJFriction]

0.02 - Russeted

0.05 - Penguins

0.12 - Pegasus

0.18 - Wharenui

0.20 - Spanker

0.26 - Flaunts

Do I win the Countdown teapot?

[TOBranch10]

@DJFriction He said "wankers" at 0:20

[DJFriction]

@TOBranch10 Yes, yes... I was not quoting what they said, naturally...

[delmago1]

@DJFriction

No cus you're a faggot

[DJFriction]

@delmago1 Glad to see we have such an eloquent reply to my comment, however I assure you that I am most certainly neither offcuts nor offal.

Take care!

[narcosist]

@DJFriction u wasted 20 minutes using online prog wow...

[DJFriction]

@narcosist Nope. I wasted 12 years at school, interested in English. Believe it or not, but some people in this world don't need to rely on technology to come up with correct answers.

Take care!

[davidsan01]

@DJFriction No such word as 'Wharenui'.... back to the dictionary corner you go!

[JamieHowitt]

@davidsan01 Yes there is :P

[davidsan01]

@JamieHowitt OK then, what does it mean?

[DJFriction]

@davidsan01 As JamieHowitt has said, 'wharenui' is a te reo Maori word. Whether it's in the Oxford Dictionary or not is irrelevant to me...

Take care!

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

@DJFriction Wharenui is Maori, not english :o

[spongebot64]

@DJFriction No, you've got that and the Octochamp trophy!

[rainbowstar1976]

@DJFriction I dont think Pegasus would be allowed, as its a proper name

[SirPenguin75]

@DJFriction No you don't! You probably just looked those up. :D

[TheFreeflowin]

at 0:16 take out the nsm. lol pueing

[rockhoppyproductions]

@sammy2371 i found penis lol

[sausageNmash1990]

omg.... CUNTFLAPS..... thats unbelieveable.....

[ChelsieHx]

@sausageNmash1990 it wasn't real

[Utubepooperful]

@sammy2371 Fucking hero :L

[BOUNCYMAKINA]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[starrish]

Oh god I love this show.

[TheAstro30]

0:28 LMFAO @ CUNTFLAPS

[00Phat12345]

Is it just me or is it wierd that these words ALWAYS appear at the beginning of the line of letters??

[tatarqa]

xD

[rayhs1984]

@sammy2371 My Fault i'm American don't know what  Dr Robotnik or AOSTH is

[calzo101]

I'll stick it with a four. He meant flat right?

[heffman102]

@calzo101 correct me if im wrong but i think he said "I'll stick with the board"

[MRBLACKPOWERFUL02]

@heffman102 That's what I thought he said too. The scottish accent kinds of fluffs the 'oord'' end in board and makes it sound like the 'ooor' in the word 'four'

[MrMudmouth]

minges?....... giggedy

[rayhs1984]

@sammy2371 nope it's minges

[SliszMeisterGeneral]

i think its meant to be PENIS...

[cbak12sg]

CUNTFLAPS is a fake clip. For one thing, the rules require a minimum of three vowels.

[Jonnyriffic]

I love how Carol laughed at the word "Fart" but not at "Cunt"

[JonOdom2]

it said piss

[Amaglev]

dude cuntflaps is faaaake

[CrucialGreg]

Obviously made by an american. the word that was funny on the "POO" one was that it was "POOF"

[TheScars75]

cuntflaps

[Mjbrooks194]

MINGES

[Eddy1985]

it's a fake cos u have to have at least 3 vowels...retards

[auroah99]

PENGUINS at 0:05

[00s00m]

There is no word in the English language beginning in c*nt, anymore than there are words rhyming with 'silver' and 'orange.'

[ttoosh]

@00s00m actually Chilver is a rhyme for silver. get to know.

[00s00m]

@ttoosh Chilver, of course! How could I have forgotten? :-)

[meh4000]

im 100 % certain its four

[N4RVS]

Was it seriously cuntflaps. That's a bit much.

[DezleySD7]

I don't get it

[Volvican]

Cunt flaps is fake. Hence him saying 'I'll stick with a '4' meaning he's only going with a four letter word. But there is nothing wrong with 'flaps', a five letter word. It's fake.

[modzilla732k]

@Volvican Ya think?

[MrAnonUK]

@Volvican You hear a D, suggest board. His accent is from a northern English region, which is hard to undertsand at the best of times.

[TheDexta007]

@Volvican shame you got that of rwj

[bothcancp]

@Volvican ill stick with the board not four...

[mainllgi]

@Volvican FLAPS has FLAP'S'. it's a double

[GoKartKrazy]

@Volvican He says i'll stick with "the board" not "the four"

[Sinfizz]

@Volvican you idiot. the real obscene word there is 4 letters long. hence ill stick with a 4

[MilitantKaos]

@Volvican Shut up mate

[rowanimize]

@Volvican precisely, because he wanted to use cunt even though it got less points.

[meskell02]

@Volvican Pretty sure he says "I'll stick with the board"

[pufferfishish]

@Volvican Yeah, if it was real, he could have also declared 'flaunts' for seven, and probably others. It's still funny though, especially since he's a vicar.

[tattoofreakization]

@Volvican he said ill stick with the board

[masher9999]

@Volvican he says it's a fake in the video... learn to read.

[fullmetalphysicist3]

@Volvican Easier way to disprove it is the "minimum 3 vowels" rule

[MrSellaphene]

@Volvican No it's not, you're not aloud to add an 's' on to any word in countdown, i've forgot the reason why, but it's not fake

[rhysbaylis]

0:20 he says I'll stick with the board

[babycakesxox100]

HahahahahahahahCuntflaps!!HAHA­HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA­AHAHAA

[RudiL94]

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[MrKinny195]

@Annamarie411

Its wank haha :)

[cdfritz1]

No he says I'll stick with the board.

[EllaRoseX]

@cdfritz1 no he doesn't haha

[MrDom1997]

what does that man say at the end ill stick with the ........ ?

[boscoe1tymm]

@MrDom1997 with a four (letter word)

[MrDom1997]

@boscoe1tymm thanks :)

[bothcancp]

@MrDom1997 board

[pedrofcuk]

Flaunt?

[nZiiR0]

Cunt Flaps! LMFAOO! xD

[Hoodie12345]

"I'l stick with a four" XD

[BlueHeroAL]

fart and poo?

[Annamarie411]

whats the word at 0:20

[EveryWhichWayButStew]

@Annamarie411 wankers

[BlueHeroAL]

@Annamarie411 Wankers you fucking retard...hey all those words were on it too

[irishmakbeth]

@Annamarie411 probably "arse"

super and parse are the only other words i can see there

[welshgirl222]

even if someone in the studio arranged the letters in that order, the chances of the contestant picking them in that order has still got be be a long shot, priceless!

[alzico]

Oh god, a vicar and the word cuntflaps...moment of the millenium.

[quizmaster85]

"I'll stick with a four."

Definitely the line of the clip.

[Triviata84]

@quizmaster85 I thought he said "I'll stick with the board", but I'm really not sure which line's better ;o)

[quizmaster85]

@Triviata84 I think your one sounds more reasonable :D

[bloodtippedrose]

@quizmaster85 I agree with heffman102 I believe he said "I'll stick with the board..."

[jaminlaw]

@quizmaster85 I thought he said "I'll stick with the board".

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

the chance of cuntflaps coming up in the right order! must be same chance as winning the lottery!

[redmondovic]

Aww you didn't include the clip where Carol added the letter 'F' to 'POO' haha

[TehCoolNerd]

Thank goodness the cuntflaps one was a false episode... I got very worried there for a second :P

[fr33atesickz]

cuntflaps is ROFL

[AceTracer]

CUNTFLAPS is amazing.

[toddmastria1]

very cool!

[SuperRorylewis]

lol cuntflaps

[sealsy1050]

Moist Goat Flaps...

[rubinoos1]

cuntflaps

[jacko111213]

cuntflaps?

[Randomwork]

@jacko111213 flaps on a cunt o____O

[TheCrazyFinn]

I guess this demonstrates the general level of maturity of the population. :|

[RobbieCopple]

@TheCrazyFinn With respect, just shut up.

[AceTracer]

@TheCrazyFinn If you can't laugh at cuntflaps then I am sad for you.

[ash4boro]

HAHAHAHA cuntflaps!

[xanderconnabeer]

if the cuntflaps one is fake how did they do it?

[sexyrexysexy]

Cunt hole or cunt flaps? Which one smells like tuna?