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  • 16:58 ARIGATTO?

  • WHY YOU TAKE PETTY SOUL GEMS BUT NOT GRANDE! MY BUTTHOLE!!!¡¡¡ELOHTTUB YM

  • Well the gem was empty but still, its value was quite high...

  • "Oh, the rocks did more than Lizzy..." said Jesse.

    "I'm so jealous of the rocks!!" thought Lizzy......

  • Ewww Jesse wants to do a skeleton

  • WHY DIDNT U TAKE THE GRAND GEM

  • "Going down?"....THE HELLEVATOR!

  • If this game was co-op it would be grand

  • @Larupo Nah...the elder scrolls isn't met for co-op because people would be Fus Ro Dah'ing their friends from cliffs and shit...

  • @666Shinedown AND XP

  • DUDE. FECKING GRAND SOUL GEM!!! not PETTY, GRAND!!! MY BUTTHOLE!!!

  • @7777TheShade Shut the fuck up.

  • Dear Jesse..

    if you look at your Skyrim Playlist you will see that part 37 is missing!

    is that like the missing episode or you were to much tired/drunk to notice that?

  • Lizzie wasnt flexing. He has to poop

  • OMG JESSE Y U NO STEAL GRAND GEM

  • did you see the begining? when jesse ask's if Lizzy is his Scooby and he goesaway from him like: WTF are you talking about!? LOL

  • EEEEEWWWWW JESSIE WANTS TO DO A SKELITON!

  • 14:40 i was the butt clencher ;(

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  • wats ur character? wat race

  • @Ozzyp2000 nord

  • heh, now when i look at derkeethus i will forever see.........scooby doo. thanks jesse.

  • the rock sound at 17:56 reminds me of the game blood

    

  • jesse and lizzy is equivalent to TB and jesse

  • Within a minute of the video, I was Laughing Out Loud!

  • I wonder if jesse knows that he can go to any of the holds in skyrim via caravans . . . for a price of course. *sinister laugh* nah im kidding its only about 20 - 50 gold

  • The companion usually follows your steps... if you jump over a trap it will pass through it, if you actually walk around the trap, the companion will do the same..

  • Jessie: Who's my scooby?, Who's my scooby?

    Lizzie: "steps back"

  • Get ur sneak up so u dont trigger traps

    like so he can see

  • @sidzta Its not him setting off the traps its Liz... so getting his sneak up wouldn't help.

  • if you want a better cadlelight, get magelight down at the collage

  • There is a huge eye on the wall there at 4:45.

  • I don't want no elves, IN THEIR UNDERWEAR! It would have worked!

  • jessie: who's my scoobie WHO'S MY SCOOBIE

    lizzie: uh wtf is wrong with you!

  • Jesse wants to do a skeleton! OH MY GAWD!

  • hard buttclench at 26:04

  • OMFG! A quicksave! It is a new year. :0D

  • Jesse losing one lock pick to a straight up adept is nothing I lost 10 to a straight up master -_-

  • My wife's a dark elf and I'm a high elf what you got against elves?

  • I am a Jesse I talk to my followers

  • @veach78 DEAL WITH IT!!! :)

  • Snake, whale, eagle

    Jesse does: Snake, Whale, Whale

    I may have screamed at my laptop:

    " YOU IDIOT ITS SNAKE WHALE EAGLE"

  • @IIKaDicEU No, it's Snake, Ale, Wealge of course!

  • @OMFGcata

    Jesse. Why did you remove part 28?

    Just askin'. ALso. Keep up the great videoes man.Youre the best youtuber. :P

  • @TheSephiroth5 He didn't remove part 28 ;o I just watched it 2 minutes ago :o

  • Jesse you should quicksave more

  • JESSE WANTS TO DO A SKELETON OH MY GOD!

  • Jesse want to do skeleton omg..

  • Go to the thieves guild and complete the Nightingale quests.... sword= badass

  • join the theives guild

  • you can move the claws

  • OMG!!! he leaves the Grand Soul Gem in the Chest

  • Yes Jesse a Fiction Charecter is mocking you lol

  • Jesse wants to do a skeleton OMG!!!

  • End of his song at around 6:00 should have been in my hair.

  • Check EpicNinjaGamerz for an amazing skyrim walkthrough with commentary with two funny nerds its sure to make you laugh

  • I used to be confused about Skyrim...

    No i didnt take an arrow to the knee, i took a bannana to the forehead

  • Oh my god, you did a skeleton, didn't you..?

  • The funny thing is, HOW CAN YOU DO A SKELETON? Get it? it's made of bones :D

  • @JokseLTU You tickles its bones and when the skeleton falls apart you win! =D

  • 23:20 SO MUCH BUTT-CLENCH damn it Jesse, why you gotta be so stupid

  • Jesse, why must you persist in wearing light armor yet using a heavy armor shield?

  • 25:55 Jesse took every thing useless an left grand soul gem O.o

  • @Astrotus was thinking the same but he is a RPG noob enyway probaly his first elderscroll game

  • @Astrotus Notice he has 13 filled grand soul gems in his inventory.

  • JESSE WANTS TO DO A SKELETON! OMG!

  • I'm surprised the top comments aren't "Then they send out the fine lookin undead ladies!" or "Ewwwwww! Gross! Jesse wants to do a skeleton!"

  • jessie you have glass sword, upgrade it, it has 40 damage without upgrading it

  • Use your shouts. It looks cool.

  • Jesse, if both you and your companion ever run out of inventory space, just drop a heavy item, tell your companion to pick it up, and BOOM unlimited companion inventory! (Please thumbs up so he can see)

  • @jgfjkda

    THIS

  • @jgfjkda He's tried that in previous videos and his companion wouldn't pick it up (if I remember right.)

  • Jesse thanks so much you showed me where the last word of my frost breath is. xD

  • @linc728 It's south of Windhelm. Jesse scrolled over it on his map during the video I'm pretty sure. He is going to need soul trap because Azura's star needs souls to refill it, it does not however break when it is used in enchanting.

  • i bet he would if one had super big boobs

  • wow he takes a warhammer but not a GRAND SOUL GEM

  • @MCAznkid He has 13 filled 'GRAND SOUL GEMS' in his inventory -.-

  • @TheOneKnownAsConor But still you can never have enough Grand Soul Gems

  • @MCAznkid Yeah, that may be true, but Jesse has no means of filling soul gems, so getting an empty one is useless.

  • @TheOneKnownAsConor It's hardly useless, just look at the value per weight. Stocking up for when he gets the soul trap spell or enchants a weapon with it won't hurt either.

  • @HulkingUnicorn It's a pretty fat chance he'll ever get a soul trap spell, or switch out his health absorption for a soul trap one . Notice how he gets encumbered from the smallest of things, like mushrooms. Grand soul gems are like 0.5 or 1 weight or something. Sure it's a lot of weight to value, but there's no need when he already has 35,000 gold.

  • @TheOneKnownAsConor If the choice is between a grand soul gem at 350/0.5 or a sword at 500/6 and he plans to sell either*? Yes, he has a ton of gold but he's still looting to sell. If he get's Asura's Star or the dark one he'll probably get a spell or enchant a dagger/bow with it I think. Who says he can't enchant several weapons, he always carry around a few.

    *Numbers may not be accurate

  • @HulkingUnicorn Well, he didn't take it. Jesse usually always use's a sword and shield. He barely use's his bow half the time. And he try's to carry as little weapons as possible, usually always selling them.

  • @MCAznkid he has 13 filled grand soul, that one was empty and he doesnt have soul trap

  • @MCAznkid the butt clenching

  • @MCAznkid yea i cringed at that. It must have been a mistake or something...

  • You pick up potion of strength to increase your carrying capacity and you never think of using it?(You also have around 20 of those in inventory)

  • Avoid this Liz! *heard flames and turned around, seeing Liz getting faceburned*

  • I definitely recommend the new SkyUI mod that has been released recently. Makes it easy to sort out your inventory. :P

  • JESSE WANTS TO DO A SKELETON! OH MY GOD!

  • lizzy is bad at avoiding traps

  • i use iron swords........... and i love how u said Miskalanious

  • @ticktick5 sry i ment shields

  • He took the warhammer but he left the grand soul gem? *epic buttclench*

  • @ShadowZr0 where are the dark brotherhood?

  • why you take expencive gems? My butt hurts so much from all the clenching! D:

  • jesse is a necrofile o.o

  • use ur middle mouse to view ur items and move them around 360...

  • FUCK! Damn commercials

  • he wants to do dead things. ew

  • @tobigoodboy99 chimpanions? Don't you mean companions, unless their all chimpanzee.

  • @hanzkidz

    Jesse called them chimpanions, he's referencing his earlier videos. ;]

  • Jesse, i don't know if you been bugged about this, but if you follow and do all of the chimpanions quests, you get a very epic power at the end, if you choose to take it. i wont say what it is, just to encourage you to find out yourself.

  • LOOKS LIKE GUMBY!!!!!

  • @MunkeeMedia no way , then the dragon would jus spaz out and the horses would have to goto winterhelm

  • GO BACK! There was one of those claw keyholes at the entrance in the middle of the room! MY BUTTHOLE! IT'S SOOOOOO CLENCHED I'M MAKING DIAMONDS OUT OF COAL!

  • I could tell you what you're coming up to, but I would take an arrow to the knee. On hint don't get rid of the claws!

  • @JediMasterVideous Sorry, I must have gotten things messed up. He's a DUAL specialist, a Archery specialist, and a Heavy Armor specialist.

  • jesse don't sell or trow you ivory dragon claw away you still gonna need it and i think you need to a part from the mage collage to get that other fragment i not sure

  • U do know that u can get a eviro kill with the puddle of rainbow liquid

  • ok correction, they are Skyforge steel swords upgraded to legendary

  • @OMFGcata go too Kolskeggr Mine A gold mine due east of Markarth a shit load of gold

  • skyrim steel sword flawless is BEASTMODE. buy from expert bs in whiterun

  • Is Lizzy a damn body-builder? How the hell can he/she (don't know) carry all the crap you give?

  • Pro tip jesse books under 50 gold will not increase any of your stuff above 50 i guess they have a chance or something idk

  • Really enjoyable hahaha! subbed, and liked :)

  • Jesse needs to learn: 1.how to trap souls, 2. to pick up every soul gem, 3. to recharge his weapons... I fear my butt may stay clenched forever if he doesn't!

  • Jesse: Go to the Shrine of Azura, there you can find a quest for a soul gem that doesn't break when you use it. This isn't my usual style but if you guys could thumbs this up so Jesse could see it that would be great.

  • @MaxwellPettit Where is the shrine?

  • @MaxwellPettit if you want Jesse to see it type @OMFGcata

  • @MaxwellPettit Or send him a pm

  • Upgrade and enchant the glass sword, it will be way better than the Blades sword!

  • @Sporemaniac777 everybody thumbs up this guy's comment.

  • @Sporemaniac777 and better then that is a legendery dedric sword ^_^

  • jesse should really consider getting the skeloten key it would really help him. like so he can see.

  • just did this quest in like 10 minutes lol funny to watch jesse take an hour lol

  • You have 1066 videos!!! Am I a history nerd for noticing that number?

  • You need to do the wizard's college questline to get into Saarthal and get the amulet fragment. I don't like saying this, but thumbs up so he can see...

  • When does Jesse changed Difficulty ? Theres no way hes killing Restless Draugr with 2-3 Hits,

    im 2 level above Jesse and killing them with a skilled 2Handed weapon with 6-7 Charged Hits,

    on Master.

  • @waltertech he is on adept.

  • @Mariose123 he's on the highest setting actually.

  • MY BUTTHOLE AUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH FORGOT THE SOUL GEM!

  • Jesse wants to do a skeleton oh mah god.

  • @norwegiangamer12 and also you get scared to death at the last quest

    but that I leave for Jesse to complete!

    do get scared!

  • If Lizzie is really a thief type, can't you instruct him to disable the traps?

  • @bwcbiz Traps can't be disable in this game :/

  • jesse listen if you do all quests of the companions you become a werewolf:D and if you do more quests of the companions you get aela as a companion thumbs up and let him know

  • jesse wants too do a skeleton... omg o-O

  • i saved the iron daggers you use for powerleveling BS. then buught petty gems and put banish on them, makes them worth around 700 and helps get enchanting up cheap when you sell the daggers.

  • Jesse powerleveling blacksmith made him too op

  • Jesse why cant you hold all these potions?

  • omg i laughed when lizzy walks through the last trap and looks at you "what"

  • Oh aye if you see a draugr on the wall that you can't search if you hit them you can start to kill em before they come alive

  • I sense the end of lizzie coming, that guys nothing but trouble it seems

  • @MrWarbarney but we all love lizzie!!

  • I was buttclenching so hard when he didnt put on that new armor right away

  • I cant wait for another "UNLIMITED POWER" Hour.

  • Please make longer videos lika an hour or so those where the best ;)

  • The great god Talos wishes u to go and solve a murder in winterhold ah ha CSI in Skyrim In Yo Face

  • Jesse, why do you care so much about the word walls since you NEVER use your shouts?

  • Arrows???? they weigh nothing!!!!!!!! you can have thousands and it will make no difference to weight

  • why not give lizzie some weapons your not using????

  • They should put Buttclench in the Oxford dictionaries

  • Grand Soul Gem..... y u no take? their more valuable than your ugly shield!

  • Am i the only one who saw Lizzy mimicing Jesse and thought of Toki and Skwisgar from Metalocalypse saying " Stops copies me ,stops copies me ,stops copies me!" ? This series is just so damm funny ,glad Skyrim is such a big game! ^.^

  • Looks like your lizard friend can't jump over the trap activations like you can. lol He does, however, follow your path if you simply walk around it.

  • Jesse's skeleton orgy

  • I dont use companions, mostly because im a mage. Dont wanna roast my friends, lol.

  • Since I got the game I have lost Lydia and my horse! I'm mad!

  • Those skeletons are out of your league,Bro

  • i just found a dog i thank ill take him to my house and tell him to wait here dont want him to die

  • I am looking to start a clan. General gaming, private. Want to join? PM me and help me start.

  • @ShadowZr0 you're right.

  • why dont you pick up grand soul gems!- my only complint...

  • WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE GRAND SOUL GEM?!

  • "Frost, Frost Breath" Minty cool freshness. For whatever situation would require it. Ladies.

  • get the dawnbreaker Jesse its one hell of a nadass sword

  • Jesse you can hit the Draugr before they wake up and attack you

  • There's a monster generation bug - you can get female Draugr with male (a.k.a bearded) faces. If only Jesse runs into one...

  • I cannot wait until Jesse finds Blackreach. He will never leave it.

  • Jesse, please kill dragons and spen your dragonsouls, this way you can use the other shouts, you have two very good shouts, frost and become ethreal and you have not unlocked them yet.Please like this or a post like this