Red State Update: Al Gore The Movie

[johnnylifeson]

Better when Jackie found His character...

[RedFlagKW]

Stupid hicks, or brilliant satirists? I don't know...

[bender183]

satire

[RedFlagKW]

I know. That was a bit of sarcasm.

:)

[bender183]

stupid internet refuses to pick up sarcasm for me. DAMN YOU INTERNET !!! :D

[RedFlagKW]

lol

[Nomorewarworldpeace]

Hello,

This is Jeff Fisher posting.

Just Google Al Gore Jeff Fisher HBO

Contact is AlGoreJeffFisher(at)Live(dot)c om

[originaldylan]

I love every episode of red state update. Today, myself and 8 others are at my house watching every single episode 5 stars

[drummerbuzz]

Don't fuck with Gore, or he will turn off the internet! I need it for porn, so leave it alone! Bush has driven this country into total ruin. Cheney is the puppetmaster. Gore is dumb as a box of rocks.

[PolskaGoda]

right

[rjshmo]

Stop Al Gore! You have to be really stupid to believe in Global Warming....

[goodsnservices]

Then you must be Al's biggest supporter...

[oswald1973]

I thought you're stupid.... no one deny global warming, the only dispute lies with what causes it.

[rosedoo123]

the only one worried about ice is Al Gore haha that good

[dixietennessee]

Hell volcanos emit 100 times the "greenhouse gasses" in one explosion that we did in one year at the height of the industrial revolution.

[iloveemo1984]

To celebrate Earth Day 2007, I've posted my own global warming video . . . because I care, damn it! Check it out!

[letzfaceit]

Al is my Shepard

He is only aware of what he wants

He makes me lie down on park benches outside his mansion

He leads me beside the polluted water of his strip mine

He restores my doubt in brain dead liberals

He leads me in the path of Kyoto for his legacy sake

His lies give children sleepless nights

Though i walk dark in my house his 4 are lit like Vegas

Surely his lust for power will follow me all the days of my life

And I will see votes held to the light on thanksgiving forever

[letzfaceit]

the oil companies pay me to lie about global warming. they give me a new woman every week too! all i have to do is come here and put up anti-AlGore comments. This is the life! I also work for George Bush in his misinformation bureau on 9/11. He knows that these comments i put up here on YouTube are saving his presidency and keeping him in the White House. He controls me with a little remote control that doubles as a book marker. That crafty Dick Gregory will never figure this one out!

[TerranCmdr]

I can't understand a word these inbred retards are saying.

[yellowwing]

Rove is paying these rubes $800 a week.

[lhcarter]

please grow up and stop posting this junk

[letzfaceit]

Al Gore is my sheperd

He is only aware of what he wants

He makes me lie down on park benches outside his mansion

He leads me beside the polluted water of his strip mine

He restores my doubt in brain dead politicians

He leads me in the path of Kyoto for his legacy sake

His lies make children sleepless

Though I walk dark in my house his 4 are lit like Vegas

Surely his lust for power will follow me all the days of my life

And I will see votes held to the light on thanksgiving forever

[ThePartyMan]

I have a 8 foot Albino Burmese Python in my fuggin closet, so shut the F^(k up spam bit&c%

[Faztlan]

Hey You Got some Good Ol Mexicans Down Here in the Great Southern State Of TEXAS!!! We Support you Guys, and REALY? Who Gives a Shit About ICE REAL?? WHO??

[iloveemo1984]

"On the basis of our [solar emission] research, we developed a scenario of a global cooling of the Earth's climate by the middle of this century and the beginning of a regular 200-year-long cycle of the climate's global warming at the start of the 22nd century," said the head of the space research sector [Khabibullo Abdusamatov]

Mosnews, August 25, 2006

[alequa10]

Typical Stereotyping

[esdeozz]

stop stealing jackies ice coloreds

[agalligani]

Wow! Gee! I'm like . . . was that a hilarious spoof? Or were these guys for real? I mean about 1/3 the way through it totally became incoherent, then 40 seconds from the end it started to make sense again. Please, please God . . . tell me this is not for real. Oh what the heck, it probably is. . . . well . . . this IS America . . .

[clome13]

Guh-haw. Hillbillies r funny. Guh-haw. I wish I was a stoopid peeple too.

[dubbellE]

Al Gore had a $30,000 fossil fuel bill.Yet he tells us to conserve?I think this is funny shit guys!!!Al Gore wastes more than 10 average households put together and thats not counting his jet fuel and other pollution.He wants us to not polute so he can keep poluting just like all of the other greedy bastards.

[Elasaltaculos]

Yeah, he is a hypocrite if I ever knew one. Someone who has more than enough means to become energy independent. Shit, I am working on becoming energy independent, but it's for the money, lol

[nerdynic]

i read that also.

[SilverKey01]

Probably from a Fox publication. Stop reading one article people and acting like you actually know something...

[BlightyLume]

The scientific consesus is that man-made global warming is real and dangerous. And I'd trust the reasoning of the scientific consensus over some laymen with too much time on their hands any day of the week.

[Elasaltaculos]

source?

[TheDude7273]

mpshields said: Gore doesn't even consider solar flare sun activity

Thankyou! finally someone who knows what their talking about!

Dont let these politicians brainwash you into thinking global warming is an issue. Its just one excuse to raise taxes on fuel

[mpshields]

Crimson250...read carefully. Gore is a fucking politician, the same guys that tell us we need higher Taxes, Productivity & Population increase. Are you a millionaire, own four homes, and a personal learjet like Gore? Al Gore can shovel the snow off my driveway, and I'll write a book on global freezing.

Tell me Crimson250, why did the ozone layer fill back in? That was suppose to be your fault as well!!!!

[agalligani]

mpshields - You are 100% correct . . . Al Gore is a wasteful consumer of fossil fuels which are destroying the earth. Oh wait! Then that means the point he is making is 100% correct, since there are 300 million other Americans JUST LIKE HIM! However, Al Gore is not setting policy, and the policies that a politician sets are what he should be judged by. So which is it? No policy to fight global warming, or Gore?

[alequa10]

Al Gore is setting forth a policy agenda, which in includes a minimum 300 billon dollar tax increase on Americans just for starters. To include the estimated whopping trillion dollars in world economical devastation to follow is not spoken of as of yet. today Liberal democrats claim protection for the taxpayers whereby the wealthy already pay over 40% of individual taxes; Al should be judge against the NRC report that claims he is wrong and using a scare tactic of votes, or end of mankind.

[agalligani]

If 300 billion would end global warming it would be pennies on the dollar. We have a failed war that has cost more than that (estimated final costs including long term veterans care surge into the trillions). I am skeptical that Gore's measures could do the trick too, but Gore versus nothing .. . . the winner is Gore in my book. I am not aware of the study you site.

The wealthy paying 40% has no relevence.

[alequa10]

Alternately speaking, Paying Billions in taxes and trillions in economical devistation has "Everything" to do with it and is relevent, especially in the U.S. when everyone screams the rich should pay for it, as usual. It is not Gore versus nothing, it is nothing versus nothing. I agree that technology should always move forward, but not at the expense of Private taxpayers and scare tactics..ie. vote for me or all of mankind is doomed to death.

[agalligani]

Scare tactics? Was Katrina a scare tactic? Is nature using scare tactics and 99% of scientists too? Maybe you're right. No innovation, do nothing, sit on our hands . Meanwhile Toyota prospers by building hybrid vehicles and GM is closing plants. GIs die to protect oil fields. But as long as rich people are making money . . . too bad they are all Exxon execs and OPEC nations.

[alequa10]

Some of the worlds worst natual disasters happened "Prior" to industrial revolution, why? As you pointed out, it is nature, and a hint, you cannot control nature, otherwise, we would have prevented the eruption of Indonesia (1883), Alaska (1912) and Iceland (1947) which spewed more carbon dioxide and sulphur dioxides into the atmosphere than All of mankind's activities in his entire history. But maybe your right, maybe we can develope one big cork with American taxes.

[agalligani]

OK - you are obviously a Rush Limbaugh listener. The only thing that spews more foul hot air than Krakatoa is that lunatic fringer Rush "all druggies except me should be thrown in jail", "make fun of Parkinsons sufferers" Limbaugh. No arguing with a liar who makes up "facts" about stuff he has no clue about.

[alequa10]

Wrong again; I like Rush as about as much as I like Al Gore or Bill and Hillary Clinton. Speaking of making fun of others or stereotyping is wrong. Plenty of room to add many, many Democrat's alike. I prefer to have a rational intelligent conversation regardless of parties. If you do not agree with the facts I just mentioned about the 3 volcanic eruptions, then I suggest you read the NRC scientific reports.I can give you many of the "Green" and EPA reports and comments over the years, in quote

[alequa10]

I don't like OPEC, and I darn sure don't like the fact that the U.S. is dependant upon the foreign Oil Industry as we have been for the last 100 years plus under every kind of Presidential administration. However, I do know this; we cannot continue to "Block" our ability to use our own Natural resources whilst bickering about being reliant upon someone else. We can build nuclear power plants for other Countries, provide energy, jobs; but we cannot in the U.S.? (Thanks Jimmy Carter), good move.

[agalligani]

All alternatives should be explored. Nukes are far safer now but still politically unpopular. Innovation in alternative energies could fuel a technological revolution making the US more competitive. A petroleum tax would encourage moves towards fuel efficient vehicles. It doesn't have to be a Lib vs. Cons. thing. Repubs have innovated in reducing acid rain. But environmental policy embarrasses conservatives, makes them feel unmanly I guess :)

[alequa10]

I agree in part with your comment whereby Nuclear "Energy" use is by far extremely safe and environmentally friendly, not to add the jobs and economical benefactors to the U.S. Nevertheless, what specific anti-environmental policy law that embarrasses the conservative republics was passed to hinder and set back E-policy are you speaking of? I may have slept through a anti-Environmental law passed in the congress and senate and authorized by the President. Please be more specific.

[alequa10]

On the petroleum tax you are speaking of Agalligani, the major problem lays within the political arena whereby persons such as Hillary Clinton has publically announced "Taking" away private industry profits from them in order to help pay for her Governmentalization of Health care. Not only would that drop the market and investors, it would also shut down the industry and hundreds of thousands of job losses. So that wouldn't work if she was elected.

[alequa10]

To be fair Agalligani, you are more than welcome to email me which does allow a further detailed description of your paradigm. A brief of me is in order. I hold a BSBA degree in Business Management from NMSU, dual MBA degrees from the University of Colorado, Global management and Executive management. I have researched years of thesis conclusions versus hypothesis connectivity with politicians on this topic and countless research hours and its effects on the international economical impacts.

[7Dante7]

Al Gore is a liar, a hypocrite and a drama queen.

[thomasgking]

hey Mp shields, ever heard its better keep your mouth shut, and let people think your an idiot,then open your mouth and prove it.

[mpshields]

Al Gore takes a Learjet and a Limo to the Oscars! What a hypocrite! Al Gore writes a book to make money based on some professors findings, which are entirely unsubstantiated. Al Gore can come shovel the snow off my drive way, and I'll write a book Global Freezing!

[gairero]

go splash your face and think again!

[Crimson250]

wow...now thats ignorance

you dont think global warming is real?

[mpshields]

LOL!!! For how many millions of years have glaciers receded and advanced, before man even set foot on earth? Gore doesn't even consider solar flare sun activity. All the continents were once joined - since when has the Earth ever been stable? Gore also fails to mention the population growth, explosion in the Billions is China, India, and Africa, yet that is also our fault???

[Crimson250]

thats so stupid

yes the glaciers have receded and advanced since they have been there, but not at the rate they are doing it now. HUMANS POLUTE and your retarded if you think otherwise its massively know fact, and yes, polution does harm the environment around us imagine that! wow

[MichaelCBrewer]

OREGON PETITION - Read about it.

[mikeboosh]

liberals are scumbags

[s1gg1]

retarded rednecks! people in america - most stupid nation in the whole world! even ITALIANS are smarter

[froochie123]

I'm Italian-American, I wonder where I rate on your scale of intelligence. Hell, I wonder where you rate since you dont understand the principles of satire, comedy or rhetoric.

[thomasgking]

na ah your stupider than us, it's satire you know ha ha

[mpshields]

Al Gore is a Hypocritical Prick!

[CaptainBBQx2]

That's a pretty intellectual comment, why don't you give us some reasons or explanations? Why should I even be paying attention?

[notthemayor]

Re-Elect Gore in 2008!

[hamandtacos]

As Dean Wormer, from the movie, "Animal House", once said; "Fat, drunk, and stupid, is no way to go through, life, son."

[hamace]

no that is some wisdom.

[tsefcik]

The voice of The People. I'm so thankful for your insight and guidance. I was waiting for someone to tell me what to think. So RELEIVED I don't have to worry about Global Warming now!

[klas101]

is something supposed to be implied by the obscene amount of beer and NYQUIL on the table?? i mean are they so fried that they 'forgot' the oxycontin?oh, wait he just sniffed, WHO GAVE THE POOR PEOPLE COCAINE?!

[maverickccs]

What language is that?. English?

[jerseyrocks]

BUD IS WISER!!! Are these two lovers?

[IU90]

These guys' parodies are so much funnier & more insightful and than anything coming out on the SNL type shows. They need their own show.

[fortyfourprimer]

Your video sums Owlgore up very well...loser, liar. Ever since 2000 his mental state is the only thing melting

[lacountess]

You obviously don't understand the meaning of sarcasm.

[fortyfourprimer]

You're so intelligent. You might win an Oscar!

[thomasgking]

hey you ever heard its better to be quite and let people think your an idiot, than open your mouth and prove it?

[jonniedee]

I cannot understand anything the old guy is saying.  This makes people from the south look bad.

[resurgent1]

That's the intention...

[ChuckBWicked]

"If I wanted to pay to see school, I'd go to college!" Prodigious.

[RedGrobo]

tell me this is a joke???

for all that is decent in the world, tell me this is a gross exageration..... please....

[bamapachyderm]

Oh, for God's sake. You must be a liberal if you're THAT gullible. Jeez.

[RedGrobo]

Dont type cast me pal, im neither, the world isnt simply blue or red... thats half the fucking problem

and i thought the sarcasm was obvious..

you are welcome to re-reply and further put your foot in your mouth, if you really want to.

[danisaacs]

Why do the red state guys have a blue background? Is that irony? :)

[mobolpo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=V9FGs2q7CbY

[dunechard]

MORE,MORE,MORE,MORE,MORE,MORE,­MORE,MORE,MORE,GAWD DAMN IT MORE...I'm waiting...

[mangeorge]

yahoo boys! yahooooo!! :))

[Lyserge]

Ok, Uncle Jesse, Cooter.. you win I'm subscribing! Pay for school... made my day boys!

[dunechard]

I'm a "scriber" to...Comedy is always funnist with one foot in reality,these guys use both feet,that'd be four altogether...HA-HA