The Canada Party - "The Candidates"

[Sontenia]

We were born WITH America! Does that count for anything?

[maizeandblueheart]

I think Obama is the best canidate, except for the Canada party, but they're all going to f*** up America somehow. Ron Paul is just a bit too crazy, i'll take Obama if he can start kicking serious ass his next term.

[limes4cash]

You just been Canada'd.

[mountiansnoceans]

I watched this on facebook but clicked the link to see what all the americans would say

[Lautreamont053]

Im Canadian moderate lib deeply desillusioned by both Canadian and USA Governement

[SlyDessertFox]

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Douchebag. Expertly done.

[sirhonkalot]

Brilliant!

[misterbell1969]

Thanks be...a little sister steps up to perform an intervention.

[dnsmithnc]

If they're not on the ballot, I'm gonna write 'em in!

[cdninus]

This is hands-down the proudest I have ever felt to be a Canadian (currently studying in the U.S. - apparently I like paying extra for my education!) I am going to scrounge together all the Canadian coins I have not been able to get the meters here to accept and send it to your campaign.

[elliott96]

CANADA is an awesome country and so are the people. I'm an american and love my country but not it's politics. Maybe it's time to vote the Canada Party for President, since the yahoos that are running for that office in this country are scaring the crap out of us. Guys keep up the good work and keep this vids coming, Love them and if anyone here doesn't get the joke, then you need to wake up an smell the coffee.

[WarpedMindFilm]

As an American I find this comical. Wish he'd hit Obama a bit harder since Obama proved to bring no change.

[deekaygee33]

@WarpedMindFilm

YOU GUYS AREN'T letting him make the change

[WarpedMindFilm]

@deekaygee33 He had two years of a Democrat Controlled Congress and did nothing. He proved that he is just as worthless as his Republican opponents. Neither party is honestly about solving problems. if they solved problems we wouldn't need them.

[embee87]

@WarpedMindFilm What?! lol Wow. Some people just go through life with their eyes shut so tight.

[WarpedMindFilm]

@embee87 What has he done? He kept Gitmo open. He followed the GWB Iraq timeline his healthcare plan is going to be thankfully repealed next year. His Justice dept deliberately allowed straw buyers to get firearms to bring to Mexico(Probably so he could attack the 2nd Ammendment.). He is worthless as his opponents on the other side.

[ZenkoukiS14]

yeah, i'de vote for Canada for sure! Awesome socialism that works, delicious maple syrup and even more delicious french canadien chicks, guns everywhere yet the ppl don't kill each other as often as we do in the states, a "green country" yet u can purchase legal japan grey market imported vehicles and register/drive them without much govt. hassles. Canada is an awesome country and it's citizens are great!

[AericWinter]

Go Canada!

[VladimirGLenin]

Canada as president!!! 

[Funny0Grrrl]

You are fucking awesome!!!!

[CrazyKuProductions]

OMFG this is perfect! :D

[SuperPhilthyrich]

Enough republicans! Enough Tea Partiers! Enough Democrats! Vote The Canada Party! It's the answer to everything.

[apple2018]

Must be a Harper ConBot trying to warm Canadians to give up our sovereignty

[Mightylw]

@edgy555 That Quebec has the choice to refuse to sign the Constitution (as it is) gives them more freedom than shoving the Constitution down their throats.

[cranedriver]

Vote 1: to fucken good laughing.

[LeRinkRat]

"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Douchebag" @ 0:40

LMAO!!!

[NoafUckinway]

@LeRinkRat Pretty much sums it up...and there's Ron Paul

Ron Paul 2012!

[Christine5000]

bwAAAAAA that was too funny, good of them to show the Harper the sociopath. Remember America, don't vote conservative like we did

[69lilkitten]

haha, I love it

[bctopper]

Hahaha...so true. 

[CANSANDY2]

love it!

[edgy555]

@deekaygee33

And this is what I love so much about Canadians. You have a country in which there is actually a waiting list to get a primary care physician. And yet you'll go on and on about health care in America. You have a 'bill of rights' that any province can opt out of by a simple vote (Quebec) and yet you'll go on and on about freedom and equality. Nice country. Keep it.

[JHatton32]

@edgy555 One of the people involved in this little parody is actually a US citizen who served at least one tour of duty in Iraq. I'd say that makes him fairly qualified and knowledgeable about our "freedom and equality."

[dwildmangreen]

@edgy555 you don't know how dead on you are...it's like living in a controlled prison place where you can't take a piss without permission. if a cop sees a pile of lumber in your yard he has the authority to enter you premesis without a warrant and demand proof that you have a permit to do whatever it is you are doing...i couldn't run away fast enough...i still wake up screaming in the middle of the night that i haver to go back there.

[Christine5000]

@edgy555 No you're wrong, but most americans are cause they know nothing about Canada.

[Christine5000]

@edgy555 Do you know why Quebec refused to sign the Constitution (not BofR)?

[embee87]

@edgy555 Thanks, we will!

[B0sssH0ggg]

Will this gay couple making these video's be the main ones in charge?

[renatalou13]

lol this is amazing!!!! america will be our bitch ahaha

[funsun18]

You guys got my vote!

[mamacheryl59]

I'm an American and a moderate conservative but deeply disillusioned by my government on BOTH sides. You guys are SO funny. I would vote for you in a heart beat!!!! Oh Canada!

[ManOfTheInBetween]

America, just wanted to let you know that Canada is not filled with Liberal douchebags like this twerp. That is all.

[embee87]

@ManOfTheInBetween And isn't it a shame? I wish there were more of us around

[artisanrox]

Thank you, Canada. :D  See you in 2016!

[rockblonde]

As a Brit.. this is genius.. a way to get the US back in the Commonwealth! Too funny! ;)

[amtojtojboy]

@rockblonde As a Canadian......your not thinking right.......This is politics, not the quest to rule the world. Commonwealth has nothing to do with this.

[rockblonde]

@amtojtojboy Lighten up dude!! It was a joke! A bit like this video is!

[boonzer]

Well done.....may actually have to donate a bit

[IrishFenian1916]

Awesome !

[edgy555]

Very funny, and that's the point but as an American stuck in Canada, let me say Canada ain't all that.

[deekaygee33]

@edgy555

feel free to leave

[LoRider100]

wtf is wrong with ppl obama is decent.. i'm canadian.. they need to give obama another 4 years... i mean shit... they let bush try it for 8 why not obama.... he could prolly do a good job... better than newt who is down for slavery or the morman.. shit usa is doomed

[embee87]

@LoRider100 "usa is doomed" - pretty sure that's old news to the entire world...except those who actually live in the USA. They haven't seemed to clue in yet.

[welovesarahpalin]

As a Proud Canadian, I can tell you that the nitwit in the video doesn't speak for the vast majority of Canadians.  What he didn't tell you is that Canada has a conservative prime minister named Stephen Harper, someone he undoubtedly detests.

Any Canadian who doesn't realize that Barack Obama is one of the worst presidents your country has ever had is clearly smoking too much B.C. Bud!

[amtojtojboy]

@welovesarahpalin Alot of people hate Harper now. They found the mistake in voting for him.

[welovesarahpalin]

@amtojtojboy You really should get out of your mother's basement more and talk with people outside of your little bubble. You'll find that, unlike you, they don't all hate Prime Minister Harper.

[embee87]

@welovesarahpalin Not everyone hates him. Only the intelligient Canadians.

[embee87]

@welovesarahpalin I couldn't disagree more. And he did in fact mention our Prime Minister, in the unfavourable light he so deserves.



[InfamousShroom]

OMG, I LOVE these lol. Maybe I'll just come live up there instead tho....

[hebber1961]

great! love the least objectionable millionaire comment.

[rsimpson69]

Seriously.

[snicholson1962]

Just saw this on CNN....brilliant! Super Pac...NO! Six Pack....YES!

[dearbho]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[dadman1988]

If you guys end up on the ballot for real I'll vote for you.

[johnnycaboosehead]

I was born and raised in Canada...

Trust me...

Ron Paul would do a better job.

[103sunshineavenue]

Hahahaha love it! <3 I am 100% american and I think canadians running our country is a fabulous idea!

[CyberCanadian]

True Canada is just like America, with the shity parts taken out , and no jersey shore,

[somthinjustaintright]

It takes a lot to blow me away. POOF ! I was almost on the floor. During 'nam, I almost fled to Canada so I wouldn't be turned into killer over a lie. Now retired, and having, visited Canada many times in my life, Bay of Fundy, Quebec,,Montreal etc, my desire to become a citizen of Canada is strong. Is this possible ? I am a biomedical engineer and medical technologist, but am also willing to do any work. The US has become a police state.

I would be honored to become a citizen of Canada.

[lauwai4life]

@somthinjustaintright I'm sure we'd love to have you. Google Canada+Government+Immigration to see how.

[M87BARBER]

best part = america wasn't born in america cuz that would be impossible... lmao

[M87BARBER]

People like you are why I'm proud to call myself Canadian

[IrishFenian1916]

Thank God for Canada! Go Canada Go!

[MasterTrollin]

Even Canada knows Dr Paul is the only honest politician!!!!!!!

[rrchapman]

@MasterTrollin But no intelligent person could vote for him. Honesty has nothing to do with competency.

[yummytummy45]

Very very clever I must say

[kortiz05]

Hahaha to funny love it

[203207ab]

Go screw yourself coward Canada and ur dumbass free healthcare system!! From California!!

[kalipassion04]

@203207ab This douchebag is not from Cali. We love you Canada.

[rrchapman]

@203207ab It isn't a free healthcare system. Canadians pay a reasonable amount through taxes and copays for a health system that delivers for everyone.

[lauwai4life]

@203207ab Here's your problem America. Too many Dumb guys.

[Jamesicus007]

Yeah... gotta hate that free healthcare system.... Sorry, I couldn't hear you on account of having my thumb sewn back on... FOR FREE!!!!

[Anmoon00]

WOOT Ron Paul!

[BrandNewBriefcase]

I find it pretty hard to feel patriotic with somebody like Harper in office. :\

[Lucylastic1]

Brilliant , AGAIN

[bjten27]

So patriotic right now. Least objectionable millionaire LMAO. Funny but so sad and so true. So happy I don't live down there.

[1amF0ggy]

I'm voting for Canada and I'm urging all my friends to do the same!

[turkjon5]

Go Canada Party. Now you need to start a PAC and raise a billion dollars and then through a big party.

[brianMcalvert]

@turkjon5 that's why we've started our own little PAC but instead of "SUPER PAC" it is more Canadian like a REALLY DECENT PAC. You can help! Spread the word. Follow the Kickstarter link in the video description.

[sowishfull]

@turkjon5 throw

[MissErinJ]

holy fuck, you're hilarious. I hope you put more and more of these up. There's plenty of time til the election! I'm sending this to every American I know!

[ReadingRhinoPress]

I feel just so gosh darn patriotic right aboot now! :) Strong and Free!

[BloodyRageEyes]

The Canada Party......America, but better. lol, this guy is hilarious. I love it!!! GO CANADA!!!!

[97nachotv]

As long as he's not from Quebec.

[terrablivion]

@97nachotv What's wrong with people from Québec, fellow Canadian?

[97nachotv]

@terrablivion Actually, I'm an American, and there's not anything actually wrong with Quebec, it's just that they are stereotyped as angry frenchmen, but all the people of Quebec I've ever known were fine.

[terrablivion]

@97nachotv I see... well I do not appreciate the stereotype but fair enough

[DCNTiki]

Pulling a Kyoto, so good.

[rrchapman]

@DCNTiki I believe the original prime minister in that picture was Pierre Elliot Trudeau. (Harper's face was superimposed.)

[KLRJUNE]

I think Quebec is right about the rest of Canada.

[Sqfinity]

An overdose of old politicians LMAO

[1996johnjames]

GO CANADA!!!

[Cadychan]

Wonderful video, but I can't understand half of what he's saying...it's too quiet. :(

[BrownStank]

@Cadychan Get a hearing aid =3