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  • I'm proud to be Persian. There is nothing worse than having a bad reputation for no reason. I haven't committed a crime, yet some people look at me differently here in North America as soon as they realize I'm Iranian. When are people going to realize than the Iranian government doesn't represent the people? We have thousands of years of history, yet people look at only 30 years (less than 0.5%) of our history and judge our country.

  • No word of a lie.

    My name is Maziar

    My dad use to drive a benz.. 500 sel

    He use to come to my school and yell MAZIAR Get in DE car.

    This is soo freakishly accurate and i LOVE IT!!!!! LMAO!

  • he is so funny

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  • @Alexander8345 The religion that brought you from darkness to the light, because you so much care about being ignorant you made your own rules and regulations, things that no one would implement if he is a human being with common sense, you've gained so much hate from a lot of societies because of your filthy actions. lastly, i'm American. i'm not proud of you being in america IF you are so get out of my country and please do not think of coming back.

  • @Alexander8345 first of all, america is the one kisses saudi's ass, if you know just a litte of history you'd know why, you had an empire filled with sexual abuses and alcoholics.

    Note: your president is a bluff, he's not against america or the western governments he's just playing a role like any other president in a movie called "Wealth and Power", oh let's not forget the religion Islam which you ruined by your CREATIVITY. you have changed everything in it just to satisfy your desires...

  • He should take his shoes off while hes on that rug...

  • MAZIARR.. lol

  • thtz dude dat be in friday nxt friday movie

  • Hi I am iranian maz jobrani website are dodgy do not try to buy his dvd on his website it says you can watch for free it's lie don't try to use your bank card

  • my boss 2 years back was persian....yes the BENZ DEALERSHIP IN A PERSIAN WEDDING is REAL, and damn her sister will make the Kardashians look like typical people

  • @jdmbanzai Iranian girls sure are hot <3

  • HE is saying Al Quaida wrong.

  • lot of these Iranian jokes telling me more than jus comedies im actually learnin so much about Iranians and so damn funny lol totally changes my view on middle eastern ppl as a whole

  • You had an empire..you had an empire indeed. All you have today is a shitty fascist for a "supreme leader".

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  • Iranians r Uranium ... A source of energy and laugh.

  • WTF is going on the comment section???

    I wanna holla at Moz

    & now I'm seein some trolls

    Do that in Facebook

    BTW Moz ur KOOL

    Hope u do a tour some time :)

  • Its seriously so much fun to read all of these stupid comments!! Most of them are legit and well said but the rest are all freakin BS!! I mean is it really necessary to post something mean if your just an ignorant person who is jealous that theyre not persian?!

    @P3R5ANG1RL i loveeee your youtube name!!

  • How about all you dumbasses who are fighting about whos religion is this shit and whos race is better or smarter, how bout you all shut the fuck up because were just trying to laugh over a funny joke. Most persians are muslim so no they dont think Islam is shit, arabs are not idiots they are actually very smart peaceful people just some of them can be crazy just like every other race, and no religions are not the core of evil so athiests, muslims, christians, and everyone, stop being immature.

  • Tellin' it like it is SON!

  • Is he doing stand-up on a Persian rug?

  • We can't leave the rooster at home alone.... :-)) Rahim the rooster!

  • @Shyla538 i honestly don't care about you and your people so you can go lick a dog's anus

  • @wazzzup1234 of course you shouldn't care you should care about your partner doesn't sleep with dog as a dog could do better job than you. feel free to say any think you want i am sure i did remind you that moment you went to your room.

  • @wazzzup1234 WOW you are ARAB that says lotsssssssss. lol

  • @wazzzup1234 SAND NIGGER 

  • ↓STFU↓ This is comedy, not an invitation for a pathetic Youtube-debate!

  • @Alexander8345 arabs fucked you so hard and destroyed your empire...beat that haha..you mad bro??

  • @wazzzup1234

    no, cuz we fucked them after that abusing mongols army. and then we got rid of mongols by Safavid empire.

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  • @wazzzup1234 Which empire you piece of shit Arab? I am American, and you can kiss my ass like your King Saudi who has been kissing our American asses for so many years... at least Iranians have balls to stand up to the American government,you crazy Arab!

  • @Shyla538 amennn!!!!!! Whoot! Finnaly! Sombody who understands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERSIAN PRIDE! I just finished lunch at a Persian restruant!!!!!!! ^_^ lol

  • Loveeee

  • "you should be per-a-oud son!"

  • persians r like lebanese lool

  • @hassan997686 ..no, persians are not dirty arabs.

  • @kiabadie lebanese are not arabs but phonecians...a lot of the muslims are but not the christians.

  • It's so funny how the title is 'Growing Up in Iran.' and He's actually talking about growing up in America :P

  • SO TRUE ON THE POURING COLOGNE!!

  • I LOVE BEING IRANIAN !!!!!!!!!!!! it's great ! Stop listening to the news, the world is more worried about when charlie sheen farts, then to know about what goes on in iran, or africa or anywhere to talk shit. PERSIAN PRIDE

  • @Shyla538 PROUD TO BE PERSIAN

  • @Shyla538 persians suck you know why? first of all your government the shia government is dealing with americans and jews to put a show for the whole world that they're enemies they're not, they have similar interests and goals your shia religious beliefs are just ridiculous they are not even close to being islamic beliefs i don't know why you call yourselves muslims..most of iranians are not taking islam as a religious they're atheists and that's not something to be proud of.

  • @wazzzup1234 well, we atheists think that religion is the root of all evil and you shouldn't be proud of being that, so we kind of hits a deadend right? and you cant judge the entire nation and the people because of its government, thats like saying that all germans is nazis. dont be an ignorant bitch.

  • @wazzzup1234 you suck motherfuker.. Fuck You and Fuck Your Phony Islam... Iranians Rule because They Hate Islam... and that;s why they are sooooo advanced in the region unlike backwarded Arabs... Arabs can kiss my white ass!

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  • @wazzzup1234 Yeah maybe if you haven't been stuck up your ass fo the past 30 years you would be smart enough to know that the iranian people have been trying to get rid of their government for the past 30 years! You think we chose this government? No iran was fooled and now we have a government that kills it's own people. You think we want that? We protested in 2009 the first to ever protest and hundreds and thousands of young ones died. We were just as free as america. You don't know shit. Bye

  • @Shyla538 i dont even know who Carlie Sheen is :P but dude, in the news they dont talk about iranian people, they talk about the government there, so just chill.

  • @suntbelgae Charlie Sheen plays Charlie harper in two and a half men, show.

  • @suntbelgae The way the media talks about the government, makes people believe that the iranian people are supporting their government. Do you know that their government doesn't even allow them to leave the country? So you just stay in the United States for the rest of your life, while Obama comes and kills your family and you have no say for 31 years whether or not you want him as president. So no you chill.

  • @Shyla538 first of all, y u being so racist and auto think im from USA? I know all about the Iranian gov thank you very much, I've written papers, talked to people, hell almost got to go but wasnt allowed cose of gov, i prob know alot more about its gov then you, so i repeat, CHILL!

  • Hahaha...Iranian are shame on their identity. ;)

  • @Shamsuzzohan fuck u ,,, it is jock  dum ass

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  • @etaheriri Dumb not dum douche

  • love him!!

  • He's not brown though

  • I Love Being Iranian :D

  • @MrLeon1447 why

  • @aldismews because i love too

  • funny.

  • Very funny man

  • Love this man! #LOL

  • @yayayayasmin122 what pride???????????

  • I had to pause the video at 0:32 to fix my speakers and the thought that popped into my head was "You raped anybody lately?"

  • Out of the 490,000 people who have seen this, 489,000 of them are Iranian.

  • @oceanophopia Very true.

  • I'm not Iranian, I'm Persian. There's a difference.

  • @ShamefulFate Persian like the cat, meeeeoow

  • @ShamefulFate u werent born in iran?

  • @punkuddha no, i was born in america. Both my parents are iranian one of them shirazi and the other a tehrani

  • maz you rock!

  • right now it's a duplex hahaha

  • i had a mate from iran there was carpet everywhere in his house even in the kitchen toilet everywhere and when he mine to eat for the first time i was like "yeah we got some nice food aint we ari" went to his house now his mums cooking for the whole street so im thinking "this must be quantity not quality" taste it goddammit!!! iranian food is fantastic it bought a tear to my eye everyday i miss that taste it's a shame ari had to move away :(

  • @TinyBush95 I love iranian food too, i sympathise with you :(

  • We HAD AN EMPIREEEEEEEEEEEEE - WE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AN EMPIRE! 2000 YEARS AGOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAAAAAAAD AN EMPIRE!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LMAO

  • Man, that is one nice rug. I love Iranian accents btw, might be the only one, but hell yeah :p !

  • notice the carpet typical decoration

  • wow I can't believe Iranians are disappointed at this guy instead of being proud. Freaking Iranians piss me off.

  • @punkuddha

    im iranian and he rocks.. u SHOULD NOT TRASHTALK IRANIANS ahmadinejad will kill u.. LMAO

  • why'd they bring the whole village!!! hahaha :D

  • martike gay....kare omid jalili kheili ghashangtar az ine....

  • LOL my Dad does the voice, and he always tells me to be proud to be Persian.

  • lol lol How are you? good to see you.. ahah ha

  • 38 arabs

  • خاک تو سر بدبختت کنن که با مسخره کردن خودمون میخوای یه مشت احمقتر از خودت رو بخندونی

  • @ovahidi khak tu sare bad bakhte to konan ke motoaseb va bi farhangi.

  • @arashsheikh65 اگه فرهنگ، مسخره کردن خودمونه، خوش بحال شما و این بابا که چقدر بافرهنگی و خاک بر سر من که چقدر بیفرهنگم. البته من به این بیفرهنگی افتخار میکنم

  • @ovahidi baraye to ke nemiduni in agha daneshjue siasat bude va az farhang bishtar az to mifahme. behtarin rahi ke bekhay mardomo beham nazdik koni ine ke az tarze zendegyo sterotypa maskhare konim.

    to baese sharme iraniaei ke benevisi "khak bar sare man" ya "bi farhangi eftekhar koni"

  • هی بچه ها مشکل مازیار مگه چیه؟ ما خیلی آمریکایی سیاهپوست توی آمریکا داریم که میان و در مورد خودشون حرف می زنن و مردم رو می خندونن. همه میدونن که مز این حرفا رو فقط واسه خنده میزنه و باز هم همه میدونن که ایران کهن ترین و با تمدن ترین سرزمین دنیاست. پس بهتره فقط بخندیم بدون اینکه پیش فرضی در ذهنمون درست کنیم

  • Why did they bring the whole village? he he he

  • be per-roud. lol

  • Oh God, I nearly spat out my food when I heard the line about the Persian Empire, "Right now it's being remodeled."

    XD XD XD

  • what does he say? i just came to rob one "rog" ?!

  • @loveatom Rug.

  • this guys voice sounds alot like jerry springer...

  • مازیار لعنت به تو . برای اینکه برای خندوندن یک مشت گاو چران حتی پدر و مادرت و حتی تاریخ و هویت خودت رو زیر سوال می بری... بی اصالت در مورد هرچی حرف میزنی در مورد ایران و ایرانی و تاریخ ایران حرف نزن. بی اصالت یادت بیاد از کجا اومدی

  • Excellent!!!

  • why do iranians call them selves persian? isnt iranian more appropriate?

  • @yavuzo1 Maz explains it, jump to 1:40 in /watch?v=i7rlFpUhziE Anyway, it's also a historical thing, they were Persians way before Iran and it's current frontier were made up.

  • @yavuzo1 It like people from the Netherlands calling themselves Dutch.

  • @yavuzo1 its the same thing, iranian/persian... all the same. Historically, the country iran was called persia

  • @yavuzo1 It is because a little more than half of the people of Iran (52% to be exact) are Persians, and the rest are from many other ethnicities such as Turks, Kurds, Arabs, etc. But, we all get along well in our beloved country of IRAN, because we all are IRANIANS after all regardless of our ethnicity.

  • love peroud^^

    i live in germany.... the persian people seem to be the same everywhere :D

  • fucking fool....bald basterd

  • this guy is so freakin funny hahahaha

  • OMFG that is so funny! we HAD and empire! right now its being remodeled but we HAD and empire!

  • WE HAD AN EMPIRE HAHAHHAHHAH

  • Maziyar jan, We had several Persian empires and dynasties! Achaemenids, Parthians, Sassanians,Safavids etc...

  • Rahim The Rooster! LMAO

  • @sharpcheddarful My name is Rahim LOL!

  • His Name is Maziyar, and unlike perians (Iranian) who can pronounse all the sounds, and names in the world correctly, most people around the world lack this in thier languages and can not say the names correctly. So, we have change our names a bit so you people won't kill it.. (MAZ IS SHORT FOR MAZIYAR,,,, MAZ-IYAR) getting it now!!!!!!!!!

  • russell peters started the entire middle eastern, asian comedian craze... now we got all kinds of cultural comedians trying to copy him and his success. Russell peters is the innovator

  • This is the fucking story of my life.

  • @GhassanTaleb6 Fuck you

  • fuck iran

  • @GhassanTaleb6 fuck u!

  • @GhassanTaleb6 fuck you

  • @GhassanTaleb6

    where are u from

    your name seems to be syrian . Jordanian ,

    see your bad countrey then you dont what is iran

  • @XxAYOoOoOB12xX from bahrain we have formula 1 , clubs, liquor stores, and shiia prostitutes

  • not even funny

  • omg really l love this man:D:D

  • we had an emprie now its being remodeled!! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh EPIC!!!!

  • @nme156756 You might be a proud Iranian but you may not be a very good one if you are dissing others.

  • @nme156756 You might be a proud Iranian but you may not be a very good one if you are dissing others.

  • LMAO!

  • hey baddi

  • te pelqej shume

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  • @SuperFardin10 English! There is no such language as American. Just bad English!

  • @Weston1968 Both have "bad" uses of English. English isn't a dead language - that by nature means it changes and it's right wherever it is commonly used and accepted in a particular way.

  • Whatever accent or regional dialect is used in England, has been influenced by invaders to the Country for 5 thousand years. There is no language called American! Just a broken up poorly pronounced version of English. I am sure over time America will end up with it's own language as England has. Probably a combination of English, Street slang, Hill Billie, Mexican & an assortment of grunts! You just got to wait a few thousand years for it to mature as we have! Then you can call it American!

  • @Weston1968 I'm not saying to call it American, no. :) It doesn't take thousands of years to develop different dialetcs. When they say American usually they MEAN American Dialect.

  • @faithm A few thousand years for a language to form not a dialect.

  • @Weston1968 I think you must be misunderstanding me. I'm not trying anymore.

  • @Weston1968 Thanks!

  • @Weston1968 English is the language spoken in ENGLAND I live in a country that has adapted the language into something we can call out own which is American it just about how you think about it and fyi most words in English don't mean the same thing here in America

  • @SuperFardin10 Yeh whatever!

  • @SuperFardin10 yeah fardin is for sure not a persian name

  • @setare1369 People who are born in America have names from all around the world so don't jump to conclusions.

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  • Maz... un jma krenar qe jam shqiptar

    ti duhet te jesh gjithashtu!! lol.. :P

    love this video

  • funniest guy i've ever seen!!! the village thing is so trueee! :D

  • is k-von the dude on the cover about to hit maz?

  • @sk8ter4lif10 haha yahh(:

  • @neilouduh wtf

  • "good to see you, i did not know you lived here" hahaha

  • We Had an Empire... we had an empire....

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • hahahahah his persian accent is awesome

  • Maz rocks!!! Now if only the other 70 million or so Persians would chill da f@@@ out

  • You should be Pe Raoud .... hilarious

  • sick ass jacket maz hahaha

  • BAHAHAH

    THATS AL-QUEDA IN THE CAR!

  • I saw him live, HALARIOUS :)

  • the rooster? LOL

  • Nice canned laughter.

  • I want that rug....

  • 29 people arent good buglerars

  • Put the rooster in the car! :O We can't leave the rooster at home alone! :O

  • I looooooooooooooooved the part where the burglard wants "1 roug" XD

  • loved it!

  • Not as funny as his other ones.

  • Persian empire was established by Kurds 2850 the Persians were our slaves for 350 years, until Cyrus came, who was also half Kurdish, he renamed the empire Medo-Persian Empire 2500 years ago.

  • @kurdishleader

    just lol at that.

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  • @kurdishleader well its 2011 now...no one knows who the fuck the kurdish people are...so i think the persians have the last laugh there mate...

  • @kurdishleader yeah Maads are not kurd baby, they were as arian as persians, Kurds were a race migrating from babel to ilam at the time of Hakhamaneshiyan. read the history before comenting .

  • would iranians please stop calling are selfs PERSIANS to make it sound good and elegant .

    just be proud of who you are.by the way iran name was always IRAN,look up the histori(ferdosi)in special.

    persia(fars)is like a state.farners came from the persian golf inside that state or provence if you will and they named it persia.like germany.there is no germany.german is like the race of the people.in there opinion anyway.its ofcourse deutshland.

  • lame as fuck

  • @mosilflutil10 wow, you really don't have a sense of humor.

  • omg that's soo true haha