SMBC Theater - The Plumber

[VayuPurana]

why does this turn me on? D:

[KitKatLover100]

@VayuPurana I think you'd have more to worry about if this didn't turn you on :3

[KGillis]

Like if Zack Weiner's skin burned your retinas.

[ninodoko]

I'm so glad I had my headphones on and nobody else heard this.

[catastrophuc]

@2:04 is now burned into my memory

[WackaPacManWacka]

Press 1, 6, 9 for a summary of the video.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

There is no part of this video that wouldn't make for a funny GIF.

[YourVeryOwnNocturne]

TRY TO FIND A CHEAPER PLUMBER.

TRY IT.

I do things well.

I do them cheap.

I do them MY WAY.

[septumis]

@YourVeryOwnNocturne Totally scrolled down to see this as he was saying it :(

[alpharaptor1]

why does a single basin sink have two drains!?!

[FuckingCameron]

Orange haired man cohabitating with orange skinned woman?

[29kyne]

my eyes! MY EYES!!!!

[disaznboy08]

James without a shirt=automatically funny

[rickrussell]

Biggest plunger is best plunger.

[McNoah94]

686868686868686868686868 I don't get it.

[Manpacattack]

Pansexual :|

[adneranous6]

hehe this plumbing is quite backwards lol, and i find it hilarious that i sell the same dildo plunger at the hardware store i work at, usually to housewives lol

[Inabj2]

Press 6 and 8 repeatedly!!

[mmann66666]

is it bad i got a semi???

[youtubinator9]

@mmann66666 YES

[LootFragg]

@ePRTN And ... touch him on the penis?

[cloudbroken]

Repeated tap 6 for a really funny plumber jerking motion!

[7410n0]

Press 4 for sad plumber :D

[7410n0]

@7410n0 I meant to say 3 :(

[7410n0]

@7410n0 I meant to say 3 :(

[Fantazilon]

Aah, I dont want to sound creepy, but Zach's kinda cute here, it might just be because of hair though, and the eyes...

[KrimHyu]

and thats the story of why the childrens hospital fired me =(

[1aundulxaldin]

... Somebody make the scary man go away. Please. For the LOVE of GOD.

[TheQuartersQuote]

It's uncomfortable to watch yet funny.

[supersentiger]

dafuq

[loupax]

It's the muthafuken supercreep! EEEEEEEEW

[DementedJuggalette]

i loove that Zach hides behind Kelly during most of this vid. like "TAKE HER FIRST!!"

[DarthJackson2]

Thumbs up if you noticed the Kiwis.

[DarthJackson2]

Press 6 over and over. X3

[Blueninja33]

@DarthJackson2 Pressing 1 also has similar results.

[StarTrekAbridged]

@DarthJackson2 Oh god its nasty

[CheezeWizzzzz]

pause at 1:10 for a serious face...

[ThursdayEnterprise]

oddly erotic

[equalcharliebrown]

That is a dildo with a plunger on the end of it.

[MisfitSlacker]

I'm disturbed by how hot I find James in this sketch

[Elolzabeth]

James' eyes look beautiful in this sketch. <3

[smelliex3]

0:41 haaah i love zack's voice.

awesomeeee

[v1rtualguy]

This is fucked up on as many levels as hello.jpg XD

[shade270]

Beats the hell out of getting ripped off by normal plumbers.

[KrispyApplez]

That guy is pedobear plumber!

[KrispyApplez]

Buttsex and frontal damage with shower cum

:0

[cheerdaddy666]

U ROCK KELLY.......... HEART U.

[harmon92]

I lost it once he started plunging the sink.

[BenBasgall]

Is it sad that somehow I knew it would be something like this? Just by looking at the title?

[silntdoogood]

My cruddy blown laptop speakers and the low volume parts of this video don't get along. Even not hearing half the video, it's still better than most of this site.

[mrdaym]

Oh god, and he makes them watch! This shit should be illegal! I don't know who got abused but someone sure as hell is leaving with lasting mental scars!

[Jackjack505]

she is orange....

[Mikasus1234]

my god that felt uncomfortable 

[arjar1]

i would sooo hire this plumber

[TheVivvav]

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BARBECUE.

[bamvishis]

how could 34 dislike this?

[SoupWou]

watch the plumber rape your sink, then touch him on the penis.

I call it "Cleaning the Pipes" :D

[flatronl1915SLG]

I am never going to call a plumber.ever.

[Saltheigh]

They should just admit it. They like his value.

[alx90x]

james is actually an amazing actor

[EdMDiv]

I LOVE SMBC THEATER!!! I just discovered you and you are fantastic! I feel SCTV and Kids in the Hall and others are alive again. Please produce more skits.

[ffcloud321]

you guys just got yourselves a subscriber. A+

[yoochoobb]

@ffcloud321 - Same here. I never subscribe to *any* channel but I subscribed to this after seeing about five videos.

Who needs TV with shit this funny?

[gamerunknown]

yaranaika

[coorsmackio]

this is so unfunny

why are the comics so good and the videos so bad?

[RobinHood3000]

That is one blooper reel I would NEVER want to see.

[iphoria]

I'd hire that plumber.

[harveywallbanga]

I think I literally felt more uncomfortable than the people in the video.

[NivMizzet89]

@harveywallbanga

Very likely. After all, you didn't get an exquisite plumbing job in exchange for the discomfort!

[eebro65]

@harveywallbanga maybe.. because you didnt get cheap plumbing .. AND THERE WAS A DISCOUNT TOO!

[RunAndCoke]

funny enough i bet touching his penis would make him charge even less.

[KARASUadw]

wtf are these guys on when they write these? it's just unnatural to be this funny

[pliskn11]

they smoke lots of weed

[CrowJam]

@KARASUadw its parody of pron flash games and pron videos featuring plumbers

[part2themovie]

@KARASUadw or this oblivious

[Wolfina2]

@KARASUadw ever read Zach's comics? Hilarious

[Dangoxs]

the sprayon tan is hilarious

[somercet1]

I think she's naturally that dark.

[meslamtea]

I cannot stop watching this. So freaking funny!

[Benaaay]

LMFAO!!!

[jordanaferial]

i rated this 5, just for kelly

[bahareshirzad]

:)))))) awesome

[sarahavk]

Definitely the best smbc theatre so far

[ababakar12]

vraiment excellent

smbc is sooo good!

[basser]

I'm pretty sure I have a huge creepy crush on Zach now, just because he's so damned adorable. Don't worry, Zach, we'll keep quiet about it, our partners will never have to know...

Distressing amorous thoughts aside, I was working damn hard not to wake my boyfriend up laughing at this. James is just too hilarious in everything he does. God look what those embedded video links have done, I went and clicked on one and now I've stayed up several hours too late watching them all.

[Emhilradim]

Of course Kelly reads your comments. She knows. Now it's only a matter of time... Bwahahahaha!

[dragonhamster]

So hot.

[BouncingRadical]

Creative and dirty!

[mac25663]

he even turns red!!!

[HuskyShinobiChouji]

why does this turn me on? ;_;

[Biyucopy]

Same here e_e

[HuskyShinobiChouji]

Biyucopy - there's just something about that plumber....it's odd yet..I can't look away o.e

[somercet1]

"Look me in the eyes."

"HE'S TALKING TO YOU!" x2

This was rippingly funny, and Zach's never looked cuter. ;-)

[DustyScythe]

WIN.

[DaraghTracey]

This is ridiculously funny

[fluffywalrus]

I can't stop watching this, and I keep getting weird glances from my friends who can only hear the dialogue.

Yet I start it again

[feckineejit]

OMG guys you never dissapoint - HILARIOUS!

[holyloki]

To think i fell off a balcony for that guy.

[ImAWaffleSauce]

I wonder what the neighbors think...

[Tragoron]

loved it!

[notgoth]

Why is the lady so orange?

[Mimi103340]

You guys should have some music in there.

[fknwtf]

lmfao that was brilliant

[TheAvora]

This was great! Excellent acting by James Ashby.

[saintaureus]

Come on, any idiot can replace a shower head. All you need is a wrench and 20 cents in teflon tape.

[Dobbsky]

Good point....

[feckineejit]

you should be a dirty dirty plumber too then, and YOU can be the cheapest in town.

[doutonight]

James Ashby should be a porn star.

[tetsuofjustice]

The best one yet man, just GREAT

[ilovemuffins1337]

when he uses the dildo plunger, HAHAHAHAHA

Zach, i love your comics, but you're not that good of an actor

[screamingturnip]

Actually, I'll bet that's what they had on hand because that's actually made to unclog sinks. Btw, don't buy it they have shitty suction.

[ilovemuffins1337]

its not a dildo? sure looks like one...

[zirconia80]

lol i've seen those in grocery stores - the plungers that look like dildos. hahaha

[JohnInkk]

The joke would have been more effective with closeups, zooms ("time to pull out my... (zoom)... plumbers snake), and more frantic cuts when things are getting more intense. Looking forward to next weeks.

[Banged7X]

Let me pull out my... PLUMBER SNAKE!

[quaffacoke]

I love the fact that they actually hire him again, and are satisfied with his work.

[RunningFool]

I was hoping for a punchline.

But that was some funny acting.

[technicallyabsurd]

Ugh, I squirmed uncomfortably so many times...

[Ceibhfhionn]

@technicallyabsurd I KNOW.

[ExplodingButton]

the best smbc-theater yet!  :D

[nomah23]

Loved the showerhead replacement. It does go well with the chicken.

[ninjagod1337]

Tryfindingacheaperplumber. TRY IT. I do things WELL. I do them CHEAP. I do them MY. WAY.

[Semirhage666]

Oooh, where can I find a plumber like that?

[ownworldman]

I'm glad I finally know how Kelly looks like. Zach write about her a lot. Hope they are happy together.

[smrtpig]

Lol, wow, that was hannibal lecter creepy. Hilarious at the plunger part

[fehlerhase]

Fucky yeah hilarious

[doomsdayapocalyptic]

That was absolutely horrifying.

[michalgreenalien]

ROFL

[lifeb4u]

HAHAHAHAHA hilarious! Loved the James Ashby expressions!

[zombierocker1331]

Amazing!

[mptothedc]

Hahaha damn I keep watching this and loling

[davethebrave]

"Tryfindingacheaperplumber."

[dragonscythezw]

I literally had a nightmare from this video last night. It was in the future in a post-apocalyptic world and James was a corrupt cop chasing a friend and me down. For some reason he did the same shirt-opening, nipple-exposing action along with the weird way he talks in this video and I was terrified.

[jtmcdole]

Thank you SMBC Theater!

[elitenoobboy]

Why would they need a plumber to replace the showerhead? All they need is a wrench and some pipe tape. That's like sending your car to the mechanic to refill the gasoline tank.

[D35J4RD1N5]

it's more like sending your car to a mechanic to get windshield wiper fluid, something that's easy and simple that you can do yourself, but people are dumb and often enough cannot accomplish simple tasks.

[Ornament]

oh the internet, go you SMBC!

[lifeindayglo]

gotta love how the funny borders on having nightmares creepy

[Totema1]

Lol. You simply can't do that in a comic.

[corinne13136]

So funny!!!! I love the flip at :31...and their facial expressions are hilarious! Well done!

[Masterfuryx]

Loved the ending, I think only the fat dude did a good acting job tho.

[galazero]

These are getting really good.  More of the fat guy boinking inanimate objects please.

[DementedJuggalette]

i loved it!! but now...i need a shower...in the CLEAN way...not in the end of the video way

[dragonskyblast]

That was so incredibly awesome... AKA SMBC-Quality ;)

SMBC Theater was the best idea you've ever had.

[Morgakabol]

...What are they saying at 1:54? Stalker-jew?

[DementedJuggalette]

he's talking to you

[monkeypoks]

He's talking to you

[AirSteve]

"He's-talking-to-you!"

[yumchunk123advanced]

All of your videos have made me spit some sort of drink out of my nostrils. This time, it was coffee. HOT coffee. Ow.

[weirdoltd]

lmao.

[barakvesh]

Watching this made me feel like a bad person.

[Braneloc]

That is utterly disturbing.

[Tropico11]

This is the first of these videos that's actually made me laugh out loud. Nice.

[RollioPolleaous]

The end really makes the sketch,

[kyuucha]

Trying to watch this in a crowded food court was probably the worst and yet best idea ever. I was trying so hard not to crack up laughing.

[MelonCawly]

I love people who complain about technical issues about a sketch comedy youtube video. (such as negative comments about acting or white balance or lighting, etc.)

It just shows how far they got in their lives, and how they regret being a film major in college.

Either way all of these videos are great, I love this one by far, keep going!

[TSKB]

XD xD xd

[ayadew]

hilarious

[netninja90]

To be honest I didn't find your other videos that funny, but I really enjoyed this one. Very lol. Good job.

[chaos31689]

You must really enjoy kinky erotica over comedy then. Not saying this isn't funny, but seriously? Lol.

[SeptikSkeptik]

Best one so far! More like this!

[TBones2121]

I think she just looks really tan compared to zach's whitey mcwhiteness...

Nice video, i like this one

[mcteeth]

i think it's his ginger head, reflecting off everything.

[scarab077]

So awkward.

I love it.

[themongoosedog]

I can't understand what he says or what they say in response right after the "loosen it up" part.

[Bobaklives]

Amusing, including the orange tan.

[BannedennaB]

What's with the fake tan?

[lagerbaer]

S'pose the fake tan is due to (deliberately?) bad white balance.

[ElMassi666]

good PUNCH line

[helidanx]

I liked it but the ending was a bit too in-your-face.

I would have preferred an ending where you show the plumber doing something suggestive while screaming but you don't necessarily see what he's doing (i.e humping the shower head, camera from behind).

This ending was a bit too, meh, aggressive and nonsensical to the rest of the story.

[krakatowa]

If it was nonsensical then you didn't understand it.

[gwetchie]

You guys are fantastic. Please..don't stop!!!

[xXTheWhiteSheepXx]

That's what she said?