scientists have proven time and time again that people who shout out "my god ain't no fag" in public and even in the privacy of their own home, more often than not suffer from their complete lack of choice in personal matters revolving around genitals.
no shit dude. I was at a bar actually being told about this guy last night and two chicks sitting behind me wouldn't shut the fuck up. attention whores. then they huddle in the only bathroom in the bar so they can talk about pointless bullshit while people waiting outside the bathroom actually have to fucking use it and then they act like they are offended or shocked when I band on the goddamn door
Whoa. Sexism much? Who says that all women talk loudly? If you're complaining about someone in the audience laughing out loud, it's because it was taped live and they're having a good time. Shouldn't comedy shows have good crowd anyway?
@zoltanmaldovia neil hamburger is a true showmen. no one is better. his unique ability to for coming up withon the spot material is a sign of dedicted patrotism to modern america today
Attention women:Please shut the fuck up when you are at shows. having a vagina doesn't give you the right to fun your fucking mouths when we're trying to be entertained.
saw him live. genius. pure matter of fact ridiculous genius comedian.
RachelMcCarn 2 weeks ago
scientists have proven time and time again that people who shout out "my god ain't no fag" in public and even in the privacy of their own home, more often than not suffer from their complete lack of choice in personal matters revolving around genitals.
DoctaDualist 4 weeks ago
lmao a guy at the end says "my god ain't no faggot"
glottis5 1 month ago 2
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no shit dude. I was at a bar actually being told about this guy last night and two chicks sitting behind me wouldn't shut the fuck up. attention whores. then they huddle in the only bathroom in the bar so they can talk about pointless bullshit while people waiting outside the bathroom actually have to fucking use it and then they act like they are offended or shocked when I band on the goddamn door
TheBdl1978 1 month ago
i hope the guy who shouted "my god ain't no faggot" at the end got mugged on the way home
mtsingrenny 2 months ago
That re-delivery of "WHY DID GOT CREATE HERPES" after the Siskel and Ebert diss is hilarious.
mseales 7 months ago
Whoa. Sexism much? Who says that all women talk loudly? If you're complaining about someone in the audience laughing out loud, it's because it was taped live and they're having a good time. Shouldn't comedy shows have good crowd anyway?
xnoelle25 10 months ago
I think responding audience is an important part of his show. No one likes zipper mouths.
OmonRa71 1 year ago 10
@OmonRa71
Nor zipper heads.
omaralbayaty in reply to OmonRa71 (Show the comment) 8 months ago
I love how he slams the suicidegirls right off the bat, those skanks are maximum annoying.
jhohcable 1 year ago 3
i cant go to the robin williams movie i have aids
burritoman12 1 year ago 7
"How many folks here tonight have herpes.... (CLAPCLAPCLAP WOO!!!) Most of us..."
mysterywalker 1 year ago
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
zoltanmaldovia 1 year ago
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couldnt sit through it. Not because its offensive but just because its stupid and unfunny
baioken 2 years ago
This guy is fuckin hilarious!
dford145 2 years ago
He rips into that soulless hack Robbin Williams
savemyplaylist 2 years ago 4
People always shout really loud before he says the punchline to the Alaska joke.
I'm so pissed.
Anon1696 2 years ago 3
WHILE he is saying it.
Sorry.
Anon1696 in reply to Anon1696 (Show the comment) 2 years ago
it's all in the delivery of the joke with this guy. fucking billiant
josiahsuarez 2 years ago 7
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Wow, this guy sucks. =/
FenixAiur 2 years ago
"He's gay"
What a punchline. I love this guy
GestapoTheCat 2 years ago 20
makes no fuckin sense but it's awesome.
xBillyTheKidx in reply to GestapoTheCat (Show the comment) 2 years ago
@Gestapothecat suck my asspipe
zoltanmaldovia in reply to GestapoTheCat (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@zoltanmaldovia neil hamburger is a true showmen. no one is better. his unique ability to for coming up withon the spot material is a sign of dedicted patrotism to modern america today
zoltanmaldovia in reply to zoltanmaldovia (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@zoltanmaldovia but he's australian
TikTakSambo in reply to zoltanmaldovia (Show the comment) 1 year ago
"Sit down if you have herpes" FUCKING LOL!!!!
A550RGY 3 years ago 10
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It is not funny. Neil is a clown
God created us to worship, obey, love, know and praise him.
thelove999 3 years ago
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It is not funny.Neil is is a clown
God created us to worship,obey,love, know and praise him.
thelove999 3 years ago
God is gay? Ha ha. I knew it.
hollywoodartchick 3 years ago 6
the projector screens mean pleaseasuar opened up... good stuff
colonelslog 3 years ago 4
I'm a woman and I think Neil's funny. I don't get offended by good comedy.
RoselTea 4 years ago 11
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Attention women:Please shut the fuck up when you are at shows. having a vagina doesn't give you the right to fun your fucking mouths when we're trying to be entertained.
tattypatty 4 years ago 44
Some girls speak with their vagina... ("Feed Me! FEEEED MEEEE!!!!")
PallIngi in reply to tattypatty (Show the comment) 4 years ago
sounds like courtney love
milkpuppy in reply to PallIngi (Show the comment) 3 years ago
THAT SHIT IS MAD FUNNY
jayhozifat 4 years ago 4
Hahahahaha! It was already awesome to begin with but the scream at 4:33 sealed the deal.
BrohemianRhapsody 4 years ago 5
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I KILLED MEGAMAN
jack00008 4 years ago
Megaman 2 the best of those games!
meavid in reply to jack00008 (Show the comment) 4 years ago