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  • Bahahahaha, "art thou ready?"

  • I love the way Fluffee rips into people who commit low crimes like tricycle stealing... fight crime through humiliation, Fluffee! :D

  • so thats where my crabs went 

  • i was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

  • Not Fluffee though, fluffee could walk on water . . . . . . just don't actually try it.

  • Didn't that guy listen to the beginning of Chris Angel where it says "The following stunts and illusions should not be attempted by anyone anywhere at any time" he was warned so he's just a dumbass.

  • 1:00 haha lol

  • fuck sports cars ,lets get us some tricycles

  • that gangsta is playin to much grand theft auto XD

  • that crab is proof chuck nores has crabs

  • One year like 2 years ago at Chuck E. Cheese's for my lil brothers 6th birthday, I was looking at the big rules board on the wall. And it said there will be no gang signs of gang activity taking place in the restraunt. and I just had to think what gang would meet up at Chuck E. Cheese's???

  • i'm dying to know what his actual name is.

  • @ammbervazquez Fluffee's name is Alan.

  • 3:33 0_0 yummm

  • CRABDOG!

  • chris angel is fake

  • chris angel used plexiglass if you look closely on the video you can see it

  • Lets hope nobody ever catches those kind of crabs >_<

  • that is one big crab

  • chris angel was like, are you ready?

    jesus christ was like, art thou ready?

    ROFLMAO

  • hey i dont know who are u. i just saw 2 videos of u and i think u are upto something. this is some different kind of entertainment. i find it hilarious.

    i like the name flufee......u act over cool........cool thing is......U R COOL

  • He answered his own question

    " Who tries to walk on water? Jesus"

  • technecally criss angel walked on plexiglass

  • @zander84105 your right

  • when you mentioned the trike i spat tea all over my computer!

  • am i the only that knew that crab was i mean just look at you can in like .02 seconds that it was fake

  • @kalan9lives actually some crabs do get that big

  • @mrshank78 i know i know but you can tell its fake

  • they caught him riding dirty

  • HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG CRAB

    

  • damn that guy just ate mr.krabs

  • @RuckalltheFules well everyone has there own beleifs

  • Actually criss angel dosent walk on water he walks on clear plexiglas

  • @Machinama16 Yeah lol they've show'd how to do that on here on a video I can't remember it but it looks legitly fake..

  • i dont give a rat's ass lol. best shirt ever

  • theres hinges on the crabs claws

  • That crab is obviously fake.. Look at the claws.. Either ROBOTIC or FUCKED up crab.

  • i thought you said crap instead of crab... I was scared for a moment there...

  • that crab gotta b fake

  • I've seen bigger crabs >:D

  • At 3:31 "You've caught a Kingler" get it? From pokemon? No? Fuck you.

  • moses....

  • LOL, I had a pool with a blue tarp ontop. By brother tried to walk across and ripped the tarp.

  • no water into dr pepper

  • When I saw the crab, I said " Holy craflafhafhafhafha!!! " IDK, it was the first thing that came to my mind, and it randomly came out of my mouth. I'm weird...............

  • his shirt..... <3

  • I thought he said "Crap" instead of "Crab" .... Now I'm disappointed.

  • @SeriouslyJack smart? a cow with brain damage is probably smarter than you.

  • I don't give a rats ass

  • who tryes to walk across water... JESUS

  • Are Thou Ready! HAHA! LOL!

  • walks on water

    v

    

  • CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That crabs so fake its unbelievable....am i the only person smart enough to realize that?

  • 3:30 to 3:35 "Crab people, Crab people, Crab people".

  • I love your eyes!!!

  • That crab's a mirelurk

  • @EthansEntertainment haha that crab is a fucking pokemon man :P

  • because my first reaction wen i see a gigantic crab is to pick it up and make a random guy on the beach take a picture of me holding it

  • i fuck!n do b!tch!!!

    

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  • My mom spilled some water on the floor in our kitchen and walked on it, she must be the new Jesus Christ

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  • You know chris angle is fake..... right

  • jesus can turn water into wine. chris angel can turn an orville redenbacher bag into a bowl!

  • @messedupmyths Both are fake and gay.

  • @messedupmyths sounds like a party is brewin lol

    

  • fuck water chuck norris swims through land

  • "AWW NO WAY MAN WHAT KINDA RIMS DOES IT HAVE?" I fell outta my chair

  • How can he keep a straight face?!

  • AHHHH HE MENTION CRISS ANGEL THIS VID SHOULD B LYK JUST FOR THAT

  • I love Criss Angel :D He turned water in beer....yeah I'm Athiest so Criss is my god!

  • I jumped out of my seat when he leaned in and said 'ARE YOU READY?' xD

  • Chris angel is NOT Jesus! -:(

  • @OwlCityFan26 how do YOU know?

  • @RuckalltheFules um, because Jesus is Jesus and when he returns it will be in the form of the rapture, not as he came to earth at first.

  • @OwlCityFan26 Well I'm athiest so I'll settle for Criss, thanks. :D

  • Chris angel is a fake

  • @DrKollio Prove it :P

  • 128people didnt have rims

  • nice shirt . . . "i dont give a rats ass

  • his shoes flout

  • i hate chris angel. all that crap is SO FAKE

  • @NekoGothIGirl101 really hes a f***ing magician

  • nice video to upload on indepeendence day^^^^

  • ARE THOU READY

  • Are Thou Ready? I Laughed My Ass Off When You Said That xD

  • if he turned water into wine, what does he turn grass into?

  • @ratmrulesyou1 grass into weed, thats why FLuffee calls it God's Herb.

  • ARE THOU READY?

  • what 21 year old man steals a little girls tricycle

  • i fucking love chris angle

  • It wasn't a clear table, it was beams of plexiglass. And omg my boyfriend has that same shirt :) I got it for him cuz his catch phrase was pretty much I don't give a rats ass

  • *Guy rides on trike* "THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'. THEY HATIN'. FUCK THE POLICE!!!"

  • cris angel didnt walk on water for real, he walked on a clear table in the water

  • ccris angel is beast!!!

  • i hate all fluffees haters thay can kiss my ass

  • LMFAO, "who tries to walk across water.. jesus.." hahha

  • giant enemy crab!

  • tht was a bigger crab than a prostitute lmao

  • If Jesus can walk on water, Can Chuck Norris swim through land?

  • There is actually a new sport where people run really fucking fast and they can actually run across water. They can go fucking far!

  • @WhatWeAllLove

    Sweet...

  • @WhatWeAllLove whats the sport called? or where can i find videos of it ..lol

  • @Tiger420Oscar Liquid mountaineering, or hydro sprinting. Theres videos on youtube you can watch just look up liquid mountaineering and click the first video

  • chris angel is the reincarnation of jesus XD

    chris angel: "are you ready?"

    jesus: "are thou ready?"

  • @whalesrock111 he said, Jesus: "art thou ready?"

  • lol... criss angel doesnt walk on water he walks on plexy glass... XD

  • I like the bread from piss XD

  • @jadeishere101 yeah try drinking that

    i mean eating, drinking whatever same thing

  • @MaggogZ

    fuck you! fluffee is the man! he can make a joke about whatever the fuck he wants!

  • the "are you ready" made me subscribe XD

  • big deal I've seen bigger crabs in my peubic hair......... oh wait.

  • lol 3:41 u say butt fuck

  • When I think of "gangster" I think of the Crocodile Hunter

  • Unsubbed. It's alright to make fun of jesus and religion, but that was a lame joke (if you can call it a joke) with a whole bunch of condescension packed into it. It was like you were so desperate to make fun of Jesus that you didn't know what to say. Acting stupid about water to wine was just plain retarded. Again, jokes about religion are funny; people who don't like religion and bash at it using a lame ass so-called joke as an excuse , are not.

  • 127 people tried to walk on water

  • @thelouman96 make that 128

  • Lmao.I love criss angel. "are thou ready?" lolzs. I have modern Jesus on dvd.

  • you so FLUFFEEEE hahahahaha gotta my big wheels waitn in the driveway pce my gangsta bros from peoria

  • That crab looks like a certain pokemon we all know off, oh yes

  • pause at 0:00

  • i've wouldve kept the crab too !!! <3

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  • are thou ready!!!! O.O

  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwww tht crabs disguasting but its big :)

  • really? i think of blacked out windowed maseratis

  • criss angel and fluffee ftw! XD

  • "ooh no way what kind of rims did it have?!"

  • fluffee, blink. its not that hard :)

  • I have had that shirt for years lol it doesnt fit now but i still have it except mine is brown with white words

  • MY DAD HAS THE SAME SHIRT!! But his is Black with white letters, rat and donkey...

  • It's Krabby! Pokemon are real! :D I want one... D:

  • wow isnt it annoying wen people jst coppy what he says into the coment box

  • @guitarsrock64 no dumbo every one does it

  • it looks big because he held it out i do that with fish to make them look bigger

  • "Who tries to walk across water? Jesus..." AHA I GET IT *points* AAAAAAAAH!

  • Haha wow the world is full of stupid people

  • "U'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!!!" (Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, falls over) "DAMNIT!"

  • goat piss into bread.. no wait water into wine?

  • the crab looks fake cause of his right claw looks like it has hinges on it haha

  • @ThePandemic95 I eat crab a lot, and after tearing open so many crab claws I can safely say that they all look like that.

  • i tried to walk on water once uh it turned out i was walking underwater and my mom thought i was retarded or something got me tested lol

  • im 8 yrs old

  • rofl, nice. and y wud he eat that? thats stupid, i wuda put it into fights with other animals and watch them get SLICED

    jks i'm against animal fighting and aninal cruelty

    but STILL!

  • if fluffy were an american: FLUFFY 4 PRESIDENT 2012!!!!

  • IS THOU READY

  • ohh no way what kinda rims did it had??? rolf lol!!!1

  • "art thou ready?" bahahahahaha

  • 3:33 HOLY CRAB! @_@

  • hit 7 then once it says your dog hit 9

  • listen hit 7 then once he says your dog hit 9

    

  • "Who tries to walk across water? Jeez us"

  • I KEEP THE CRAB, MAKE IT MY PET AND NAME HIM CHUBACKA!!!

  • I just got what it ment when he said who tries to walk on water.

  • now i want to do a drive by on my little sisters trycicle, go over to my friends house and light him up with my Airsoft Gun!

  • that crab came from lindsey lohan

  • WOW THAT'S A BIG ASS CRAB!!

  • miracles. and its water into wine

  • LOVE IT! lol id so steal a damn tricycle! haha

  • goat piss into bread?

  • HAHAHA shepers mind enemy face crab attack its weak point for massive damage

  • GIANT ENEMY CRAB! ATTACK IT"S WEAKPOINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

    and then eat it.

  • la la la la la la laaa hehehe NOW GIVE MONEY IN DA TILL MOTHER FUCKER!!!! cashire: O.o

  • AW! No way! What Kind of rims did it have!?

  • *whispers* "are you ready" *whispers* "are thou ready" XD

  • Use a crab as a guard dog hahahaha, a guard crab!!!

  • I love how there's an ad for Criss Angel : mindfreak right after this video.

  • 'i stole a trysicle from a little girl...'

  • @omletbar10 Gr8 spelling :P

  • goat piss into bread? lmfao

  • No Jesus reincarnations

  • oh my god, I love your shirt XD

  • >Aw, man, what kinda rims it have?< Yes, hilarious.

  • lol u dont give a rat's a**

  • umm... chirs angel didnt actually walk across water...he actually walked on a glass plate in a pool... -.-

  • OhMyGosh...I saw a guy with that shirt at McDonald's!! MIND.BLOWN!!

  • Poor crap :(

  • @Sarah777k9Free4All LOLOLOL you meant crab i think? :D

  • Dang, if he would have kept the crab, and it hurt someone, u'd have a new story!!!

  • so jesus is just as fake as chris? knew that already. glass is nice :)

  • dude u look like u bin on lots of drugs ur pupils are huge