Newcastle United Relegation Tribute - Loony Toons!

[sullysafc73]

sports direct arena hahaha laughing stock of england :D

[hash190]

Geordies are tramps

[MrMatty01207]

@hash190 so is your mother

[voddyvixon]

did some one say 5-1 ??? and a geordie boss omg they are going downhill , its funny how the turds think they are a great club steeped in tradition , name some sunderland born greats ?????? come on .......... ok name one no no no kevin flips is from burmingham lol not blunderland

[guitarliam5]

@voddyvixon who's kevin flips?

[grwn1982]

5 1 :)

[emiengazza]

@grwn1982 1 9 :)

[dogseggs2000]

two words five one

[MrMarkiemoo]

@dogseggs2000 9 - 0

[dogseggs2000]

@MrMarkiemoo wasnt that like 50 + years ago lol ?

stop embarrassing yourself for gods sake

[Agent268]

At least the world notices. There are so many teams out there that nobody gives a darn about, one way or another. Your mockery is evidence that NUFC is a worldwide concern. Hey - I'm writing from ignorant middle America, and even I've heard of Newcastle United. What team do you support Rev. Huxley? (Of course, the real Aldous Huxley died in 1963, so I guess you're not him, and not a Reverend.)

Anyway - the Toon's back now, so you can stop your bleating. ;-)

[engaylish]

so much fun !

[mjisthebest4ever]

premiership next season, took the shit and kicked it back haway the lads

[assassinmakidoo]

And they'll make alot of money winning the championship =D

Come on the TOON, top of the league and 2 games in hand.... ownage!

[LeonJC123]

Newcastle are wank..shit team, shit club, shit history. Yea you may have few loyal fans but for the size of the city and being a one club city you should have a big fan base. I hate the fact people especially the media think newcastle are owed honours. I say fuck newcastle united.

Sir Bobby Robson a legend tho.

[FlakoFino23]

Lmao!! at 0:10 !!! didnt expect such a simple video to make me lol as much!! gunners 4 life!!!

[slandcentral]

bruce said he had many of chances to run the fringe clubs of the north east

eg. newcastle,darlington,boro lol

but he also said he wanted to wait for the top dogs of the north to come along.

SUNDERLAND.

[slandcentral]

wheres all the wood worm geordie gay guys gone?????????????

[TAC9176]

PL Sunderland 1 Liverpool 0

CCC Notts Forest 1 Newcastle 0

Says a lot really.

[mralan1969uk]

Sunderland has always been a bigger club than Newcastle .... eg....Worldwide Sunderland tops sell 5 times more than Newcastle ones ... always have been a bigger club ,,,, FTM

[TAC9176]

I think that Newcastle fans have maybe been deluded for a lot longer than 16 years. More like 40+ for that by my reckoning is the last time they won a major honour - Fairs Cup?

And Sunderland may have been a yo-yo club but that is now seemingly a thing of the past. They have a good manager/squad of players and a huge loyal fanbase the envy of many clubs. And their future seems rather bright. Can Newcastle say the same about themselves?

[MrClickclackpow]

i love how all the makems tell us to enjoy the matches with championship clubs, shudn't they know what its like, i mean yes, newcastle in a mess at the min, but sayin were deluded fans for over 16 years is goin a bit far, i mean, ur deluded to think SAFC are a big club, your a yo-yo club

[mralan1969uk]

so your trying to bore us all to death?

[03kve]

Its quite simple to see what has happened here......stick to what yer know and not what yer think yer know and you cant go wrong. Thats what K.K. is doing and if his legal people get their way,money ALWAYS TALKS and, they will put the black'n'shite wankers where they should be...out of business. F. T. M. 4EVER!

[toonmag50]

keep ya wig on

[toonmag50]

these clips are funny we can laugh but how many have the mackems made man-fuck me yous must have some serious time on ya hands-are ya sitting up at night on pro plus or have you all got plenty of daytime r & r -

[mralan1969uk]

.... yeah and you must some serious time on "ya" hands also ... cos you watched this video .... idiot.

[MyMackem]

the clips are funnier than u u horrible geordie cunt enjoy swansea

[toonmag50]

I find nothing funnier than a few months ago-the east coast main line was closed so trains were diverted via your town-and station . I am willing to be polite and simply say-sunderland is challenged

[TAC9176]

Why did Sunderland move from Roker Park to the SOL? The same reason(s) why quite a few other club's moved to new grounds. Does the Taylor Report not ring a bell?

Empty seats? I'm sure I can recall the time when gates of around 15,000 were commonplace when SJP was capable of holding around three times that many.

[TAC9176]

Also I don't think that anyone is really bothered about attendances for it is League placings which really matter.

i.e.

Sunderland = 6th in PL

Newcastle = 3rd in CCC

[grwn1982]

not bothered about attendances! pmsl you stupid mackem then why did you move from roker park to the stadium of shit or was it to see more empty seats.

[jmmypaddy]

we moved stadium for a good reason. to modernise. roker park was old and falling apart. best to freshen up the whole area and build a modern stadium with fantastic facillities. when it was opened. it was voted the 4th best stadium in the world

[TAC9176]

Well attendances apart Chelsea are a class side whereas the same cannot quite be said of Sheffield Wednesday.

[NewcastleSupporter28]

We have just beat sheffield wed at home 1-0. and there was 44,000 there. And sunderland got thrashed 3-1 at home off chelsea, and there were less, haha.

[domy449]

and to think looney toons as you call us had a bigger attendance than the mackems

THATS FUCKIN COMEDY FOR U.

[jmmypaddy]

still nufc are in the championship. we are in the prem. get yaself promoted and then we can talk as even teams

[gregthehutch]

if anything this whole thing will teach us a lesson and not to be so complacent with funds etc. we might not be back next season but we will be back because as much as sunderland fans and others who make jokes at us (which lately has be easy pickings) we still are a good investment with the sheer revenue the club makes. we've still got one of the best set of fans this country has seen. confuse that for being deluded if you want but it's the truth.

[camleys]

smb smb smb smb smb

[allen982]

yes sunderland message board is the place to for more of the same :-)

[SiiKPrOpHeTzXx]

every sunderland fan out their is deluded ! you mackams have been down the championship more times than we ever have! we have been relegated for the 1st time in 17 years!!! and suddenly we are the worst nort east time, ermm no. i think if you put all of the facts together we are the best team in the north east! soo anyway give us some advice their coz like i said you have been down enough times.

[dansunderlandftm]

lmao

[leefost]

5 STAR

[plym0uth2]

your shit

[JAMamation]

haha this is epic!

[BLACKCATSFTM4EVA]

Well, the thing is, our own spells in The Championship have tended to be fairly brief.

Unfortunately however, I think that yours may prove to be a longer affair.

[BLACKCATSFTM4EVA]

I hear that Newcastle Blue Star have folded due to financial problems.

Could Newcastle United be going the same way I wonder?

[BLACKCATSFTM4EVA]

Yes, maybe The Toon do have a better stadium - pity that their team is not up to much though.

And yes, they maybe back - just give it 20 years, a spell in League's 1 & 2, and maybe even the Conference.

Also, the new NUFC away kit is rather impressive - well, Newcastle have been performing like a bunch of clowns on the pitch for quite some time, so I suppose they should dress to suit.

[SunderlandFlyingBoat]

Lets put the record straight.Newcastle don't have a stadium.They rent it from the council.

[BLACKCATSFTM4EVA]

Also, Toon fans claim that NUFC are the biggest club in the NE....

Well, that is a slightly innaccurate description, they are the biggest club in the whole of football.....

.....But only in terms of their wage bill, debt and egos.

[aykaymusic]

Newcastle United have more websites than any other club.......most of them in their trophy room.

[SiiKPrOpHeTzXx]

you really have no idea what ur on about do ya lol? we have been relegated for the 1st time in 17years and suddenly we suck? you mackams have been down more times than newcastle or the borough so you can sthu??

[SiiKPrOpHeTzXx]

r u deluded? we are a better club and i dont know why you mackems like to think that we're not? only 4 years ago we were in the champions league! so if i was u i wud stfu? we go down 1ce in 17 years u go down like 1ce every 2 years, you broke a record for the lowest ammount of points ever in the premiership until derby ruined tht, so i think tht u have no idea what u are talking about.

[jmmypaddy]

WERE in the champions league. that's history this is the present. stop clinging onto history and live in the real world. take the insults as you's are shit and not even in our league

[grwn1982]

talking about stadiums you say your a premier league team that is true yet you still cant fill your ground. We have been relegated once from the prem how many times have you been relegated?

[jmmypaddy]

if you;re gonna go on about relegations then stop. stop clinging to history. never cling always look at ya team now.

want to learn a hidden fact. newastle only ever sold 44,000 tickets and then gave away 10,000 tickets to school kids. when yous got relegated that stopped. so yous weren't actually selling out in the prem

[grwn1982]

if we are going to talk about tickets does adults for a fiver and kids for free ring any bells and still even then you couldnt fill your ground

[jmmypaddy]

good strategy. an example of that was when we played arsenal in the league cup. everyone knew he was playing kids and we did as well play kids. so charging proper prices for basically an academy match seems stupid. and also we care about families in football. yous were giving them away because yous couldn't fill the ground by selling them.

[grwn1982]

good stratergy!!! you couldnt fill your ground so you offered tickets dirt cheap bringing no money through the gates.

Newcastle have more turn out in the championship than you do in the prem.

[jmmypaddy]

bring in the fammilies. because your club are greedy bastards doesn't it's a good thing. and also we have a billionaire to get us up the table and cover costs. yours is selling players to recoop money

[grwn1982]

bring in the familys!!! no cunt turns up lol remember you were down and it could happen again ashley wont have the club to long so u keep worshiping your geordie manager who looks like the elephant man and when he opens his mouth sounds like a right tart, admit it he is gay man he has to be talking in the tone he does and signing a player called bent haway man fella u know

[jmmypaddy]

so now just insulting people. you nufc fans won't admit your club is a joke so you try put attention away from the problems. you geordies still think you's arw that massive champions league club still. not anymore. an average championship club. as soon as yous learn that the better. we're not amasing but we're steadier.

try not be petty and insult use an argument that makes sense

[grwn1982]

try typing something that makes sense

[MyMackem]

sad geordie bastard u understand that

[grwn1982]

i do however you spelling could be better you thck mackem twat. Its you not u

DICK HEAD

[MyMackem]

my spelling look at your comment,

i do however ( you ) do u not mean your

you horrible bastard

check your own english DICK HEAD

[grwn1982]

lol your boring me

[AldousHuxley123]

By the way it's "you're boring me" and not "your". And for gods sake if you ever make a banner, its "boycott", not "boycoutt"...

[grwn1982]

you just keep worshiping your geordie manager

[AldousHuxley123]

Bruce or Hughton...I know who I'd prefer :D

[grwn1982]

true but his initials say it all s.m.b

[AldousHuxley123]

You mean Steve Roger Bruce? Thats SRB not SMB you inbred. Are you dyslexic or just docile?

[grwn1982]

either way he is a geordie so keep singing his name on your stands, talk about double standards lol

[AldousHuxley123]

Before going on about double standards, have a think about when the geordie 'nation' called for the sacking of Sir Bobby, then conveniently forgot about your atrocious behaviour towards him afterwards. And how you welcomed your new owner in his NUFC shirt, before turning on him after he bailed you out of financial ruin. I've heard Ashley is known to hold a grudge, when I hear comments from the likes of you I hope its true. Now run along, its past your bedtime.

[mralan1969uk]

Mike Ashley is a Mackem .... the stupid banana away strip and the stupid re-naming of Sid James's Park ... love it

[Mick2015]

Ashley = ashole , he fucked the club up big style and dosnt want to repair the damage he has caursed

[WayneFTM]

@grwn1982 Are you a fucking moron? If you wern't so deluded and stuck up your own arse you would relise about 65% of the Northeast support Newcastle, so how the fuck are we supposed to manage to bring more fans to a stadium, and you have a bigger stadium anyways so if we both filled out our stadiums on a weekend would you still rant on about how you have more fans?

[grwn1982]

@grwn1982 CHEERS FOR THE 6 POINTS AND 6 2 GOAL DIFFERENCE MUG

[guitarliam5]

@grwn1982 your welcome, didnt safc finish higher? yep thats right :) i win

[Roscoe95NOrkney94]

Hmmm and how many times have you been in the championship then???

[jmmypaddy]

stop clinging onto history. look at the present

[trentsmate]

very witty :P haha

.....we'll be back :P

[spenfica]

wheeze keys? the monkeys keys

[tomthereddevil]

What is the difference between Alan Shearer and Newcastle?

Shearer will still be on MOTD next season.

What do you do when Newcastle finally win the CC Championship?

Switch off the Xbox/Playstation.

[NewcastleTTM]

soz m8 it wasnt kieran richardson who sent us down it was the refferess wrong decision which dissallowed our goal against fulham and also the teams performance

so stop trying to take credit for it

[NewcastleTTM]

back to league 1 wtf you on about we wernt even in league one in the first place

[NewcastleTTM]

WOW that was a complete waste of your time

[UKRBirdseye]

The only thing newcastle will be in next season is back to league 1

[cheeckybutnice]

loony toons more like shit toons

[Energy720]

HAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY AND CLEVER

[BLACKCATSFTM4EVA]

Yes, I would guess that "payback time" must be proving to be a painful experience right now for the "Barcodes".

And yes, a long season is in store, with some long hikes, ie to Cardiff, Plymouth, Swansea etc.

Hope the "Travelling Toon" have got their Great Britains road maps and sat-nav's at the ready. Also of course, some Coca-Cola pop to drink on the way.

[Tombob27nufc]

Bitter, spitefull mackems.

[AldousHuxley123]

Yous lot dished it out for years, now the boots on the other foot you start crying. If you're like this after 3 weeks, its going to be a long season...

[ownxinxrobes]

haha , sunderland were relegated , came back and then re-relegated..take the piss all u want sunderland will be relegated next season..they actually lost more than newcastle did so to be honest it will be a challenge staying up..good luck to yas

[AldousHuxley123]

Yes, we lost more than you, but we also had more points than you....therefore we stayed up. Scrutinise the league table all you like, but thats how it works! Its a ridiculous thing to say that we will be relegated next season on the basis of games lost in the previous season, but the country has come to expect comments such as yours from the fans of 'everyones favourite second team'...

[warpfield98]

no i think people like you just provoke them, from shitty videos like this that shit on newcastle, only on our most woeful day. its pathetic get over urself and go wank at your stadium of shite

[Tombob27nufc]

dished it out for years? what? by being a superior team?

I for one always regretted those lonely derbyless years when we were the only north-eastern premier league team.

I just find it rather strange that a 16th place finish should be a cause for celebration? especially after lavish spending. You should be thanking us and Mid'sborough, without our underperfoming players and behind-the-scenes-chaos it would be you guys playing in the championship

The letters "S", "M" and "B" come to mind

[cityhull999]

Ahhhh, get me the tank!

[Cranney16]

most newcastle fans aren't deluded though so you failed mate sorry

we'll be back

[SAFCFTM73]

all newcastle fans are FUCKING DELUDED !!!

take your FUCKING blinkers off YOU VILE GEORDIE CUNTS

[Cranney16]

Nah you're wrong.

[03kve]

The latest bid by a consortium led by Rick Parkinson, is a hoax! The media and the club suffer embarrasment through this and the best thing about it is........the guy ,Rick parkinson pictured in The Mail,is a SUNDERLAND FAN!! Ha! Ha! deluded barcode wankers!! F.T.M.

[SafcSpan]

yeh rich parkinson should be knighted for that lol.

[GeordieCostanzo]

Lame. Get a life maybe mate? ¬¬

[gavladgudlad]

thick geordie bastards

[slv1993]

CRACKER OF A VIDEO

FTM

[christ0h]

Classic!

[MrGrindergaz]

You've got to laugh at the useless cunts and Im Toon daft, enjoy the moment Mackems. Great crack, great video.

[Libbi1WingedAngel]

We will :). I'm glad one of you sees the funny side :)

[03kve]

Fucking class this.....cant stop laghing at it when i put it on, which incidently,is very offten!!! Never mind barcode scum,as the advert says,'have a coke and a smile!' See yer when yer in administration tossers!!! F.T.M.

[1a2n]

the scums fan support will decrease in the fizzy pop leagues. So they will keep losing money and get relagated again, (Do a leeds) FTM

[BlazingFury07]

Enjoy your trip to Blackpool geordies.

Also if you think getting back to the premier is going to be easy your a fucking moron.

[thetoon99]

i am a newcastle fan but this is kinda funny.

[Bravyoura]

My sides just split :D

[mattismonkey27]

unoriginal just pictures of players and managers and mike laughing with music over it. oh ye and this looney tune theme that is really witty. the hitler videos 10x better :)

[vidur10]

Thank goodness I'm not a deluded Mackem who thinks that Newcastle are gonna stay down forever. Sunderland will probably make it 4-1 on relegation scores next season.

[BlazingFury07]

IDIOT

You really think getting out of the championship is going to be that easy?

All your decent players will leave to join another premiership side, you got crap players on 50k+ a week contracts with another year or so left, your going to get only 1/3 of the tickets you used to and little to no tv money which means financially your fucked.

Also adjusting to a diffrent league takes time, you have not gone down in like 16 years, plus you will need to get new players.

Your fucked basicly

[BLACKCATSFTM4EVA]

You forgot to mention the fact that there are a lot of DECENT teams in the CCC, who have been at the top of that particular League for several years. Also with Newcastle being a so-called "big-name" club, they are the club that everyone else will want to beat - and I'm sure they will!

Newcastle might make the play-offs, but I think that even that maybe a bit of a distant dream.

So I don't think we will be renewing rivalries for some time to come - pity, we shall miss the 6 easy points.

[l0dgey]

6 easy points... you beat us this season for the first time since the 80s... you complte spastic lmao

[keysafcftm]

I0dgey It's complete, if you ever try and be funny don't make any spelling mistakes. You fucking berk.

[melanchronic]

Got to love how you swerve his extremely correct and obvious point, and given your complete lack of an answer to his logical comment, attack his one and only typo.

[keysafcftm]

What the fuck are you on about?

[keysafcftm]

We beat you 2-1 this year. Kieran Richardsons free kick sent you down, imagine you beat us at st james, it would be us in the championship. But hey your not bitter, are you?

[ant182006]

How did his free kick send us down? We were relegated on the last day of the season not in october mate or is tha just you trying to get a mention in of you "famous" win?

[keysafcftm]

Well, if it didn't go in you would have had one extra point which will have kept you up.

[ant182006]

well if stoke wigan and man city hadn't of euqalised in the last minute at SJP we would have had 9 points if the eualiser against fulham stood we woud have had 10 points then we would have finished clear of you, fact is theres loads of "ifs" in football and they mean jackshit.

[keysafcftm]

I love how you bite at my half baked bait. You have served you're purpose, please fuck off and lick a tree.

[callmeRAABhimself]

How did one goal in october send us down!!

It only took you 28 years to beat us at home!

We'll be back

Isn't it embarrasing that a championship team like the toon have a better stadium than you!

[keysafcftm]

Sorry but what the fuck have stadiums got to do with it? Wigan, fulham, stoke, manchester city, tottenham and everton all have smaller stadiums than you yet they all stayed up. Stadiums mean fuck all.

[SunderlandFlyingBoat]

Alan Shearer es ilegítimo, él no tiene ninguna partida de nacimiento, él tiene una enfermedad seria y no puede deshacerse de ello. Bastardo blanco y negro sucio.

[keysafcftm]

I don't speak spanish, but I think I know what that means.

[grwn1982]

@keysafcftm 4 POINTS 6 GOLS SCORED 2 AGAINST WHOS THE BIG CLUB NOW :)LETS ALL LAUGH AS SUNDERLAND LA LA LAA LAAAA

[keysafcftm]

@grwn1982

Us. :D

[carlenn2008]

Not if shit plays in it

[BLACKCATSFTM4EVA]

Yes "I0dgey" - and now that Newcastle seemed destined for a LONG association with the lower Division(s), looks like Sunderland will have to wait ANOTHER long time for the next win.

[steelbanktrucker]

I thought we'd beaten them 2-1 a couple of times at St James in the last few years?

I must have been dreaming!

[BLACKCATSFTM4EVA]

Exactly - just a pity that we may have to wait quite a while, before we get the chance of another 2-1 win at SJP!!!

Mind you, I've no doubt that in the meantime, Doncaster, Peterborough, Scunthorpe etc. will not have too much trouble in winning by 2-1 (or maybe more)!!!!!

[sturenton]

id rather be a geordie in the championship than a sad mackem prick

[AldousHuxley123]

Payback's a bitch, isnt it? :D

[keysafcftm]

Id rather be going to the likes of anfield, the emirates and old trafford than home park and oakwell. We'll meet again bonny lad.

[flannigan5]

of course you get to go to blackpool and have a nice day out :D

[pepgodila]

im happy newcastle are relegated because they sign a criminal thug in joey barton!!!

[fartingcow69]

i lolled

[2Anunnaki]

Oh no....poor old Geordie nation, this video encompasses their embarrasing season, sure you'll be back though, brilliant video.

[mralan1969]

nice 1 MR H .....

[torturedvisions]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[Dombev30]

Class that

[rb33]

This is brilliant.

[evolvedtheobserver]

I'm literally crying with laughter right now.