@AnimalsAttackWhenYou Between listening to the video and reading this comment I pissed myself laughing....and I'm in the library computer lab...Thanks.
Reapers get towards the citadel, Joker spins the Normandy towards the massive army of reapers, The reapers see Shepard, Shepard pulls out his raep faic!
"Problem, Reapers?"
"Err... No, we'll be getting out of here..."
But it was to late... Shepard unravels his huge cock after all these raped victims and plunges it into the head reapers core, KABOOM, the head of the reapers is raped to death...
All the reapers shoot off in different directions... But none ever lived to tell the tail... of Raep
At what point in the game did he have this rape face. I don't recall seeing it. Did someone just mess with a screenshot or something? I want to see this face for myself. Also re-read the first sentence one word at a time.
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIVES
CUZ THEYRE RAPING EVERYONE OUT THERE!!
fabianeberle 4 months ago 3
what song is this
DearS0ciety 6 months ago
@DearS0ciety Rocket Jump Waltz tf2
cerealanthony 6 months ago
general shepard
i fucked 300.000 men win a blink of an eye and the world just watched
fabianeberle 7 months ago
Me: Is it time?
Shepard: -erects raep face-
Shepard: It's time.
RoflCopterClan 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You want this
GhostSnake 10 months ago
ASSUMING DIRECT CON- oh shit...uh...nevermind....
CakeIsOssim 10 months ago
Add &vintage=1911 for old style raep
MrFraserFilms2009 11 months ago
No matter how much you run, or how much you hide... Shepards gonna find you... And you gonna get raped...
MrFraserFilms2009 1 year ago
I'm Eddboy229.
And this is the scariest fucking thing on the intarwebs.
Eddboy229 1 year ago
I KNOW THIS RAPES YOU
Rygith 1 year ago
howd you get him to smile like that?
thunderpeeweea 1 year ago
Y u look at mi liek dat, Shepard?
OiTabemashou 1 year ago
BEST. SONG. EVER
Zohra1997 1 year ago
This guy is our, "last best hope"?...We are completely fucked...
LastODSTStanding 1 year ago
this is why i play as Female!Shepard
Chernobog2 1 year ago
MASS EFFECT 2 fuking suks
THis video is fuking right, shepards a fuking rapist fuckface.
MonkeyGameGuides 1 year ago
@MonkeyGameGuides mass effect 2: GOTY
you are on your own all around my friend
themonkeymN 1 year ago
@AnimalsAttackWhenYou Between listening to the video and reading this comment I pissed myself laughing....and I'm in the library computer lab...Thanks.
LastODSTStanding 1 year ago
this was fucking funny as
1337Tazer 1 year ago
Was I the only one expecting a pop-up scare at the end?
mikstaslaya 1 year ago
why is this song used in all raep faic videos? :D
FrozenSparky 1 year ago
@FrozenSparky just to make you ask. lol
Convict147 1 year ago
After seeing this and all the jokes with it, I don't think i'll EVER beable to take the Launch trailer seriously anymore...
MrFraserFilms2009 1 year ago
Wanna know how Shepard saves Earth in Mass Effect 3...?
He anal rapes every single Reaper attacking Earth...
But 200 'small' Reapers isn't enough for Shepard.
SkittlesandSpareFilm 1 year ago 32
Shepard see's Wrex and needs to give him an ass fucking!
MrFraserFilms2009 1 year ago
wait no, no nooooooooooooooo
*raeped*
SAVE YOURSELVES!, OH GOD, not there
themonkeymN 1 year ago
*Boards self in closet* *Takes out M1 Garand and WWII US Soldier helmet* Better safe then sorry Better safe then sorry
Better safe then sorry
Better safe then sorry
Better safe then sorry
Better safe then sorry
Better safe then sorry
better safe then AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
skytop082 1 year ago 2
The savior of the galaxy ladies and gentlemen!
MarzX1802 1 year ago 3
Wounder who's next in the rape line for Mass ERECT 3!
MrFraserFilms2009 1 year ago
FCAE
Winstonz0r 1 year ago
Wrex: Shepard, it's good to see you, I thought you were dead!
Shepard *Rape face*
Wrex: Uhh.... Shep... er what is it?
Shepard: *Bigger rape face*
Wrex: I may be tough, but your creeping me out Shepard...
Shepard: Rape time *Grabs Wrex and raeps him hard*
MrFraserFilms2009 1 year ago 8
@MrFraserFilms2009
Liara: Well, uhm, hi Shepard!
Shepard: *rape face*
Liara: I know, you mad on me because I brought your body to Cerberus...
Shepard: *bigger rape face*
Liara: Y-you know, there are cameras everywhere! A-and there a lot of police!
Shepard: I don't give a fuck. I am Spectre, and this is a RAPE TIME!
signer0001 1 year ago 11
Tali: Shepard, where are you looking?
Shep: *rape face*
Tali: Well, I'll take some antibiotics as well as herbal suppli...
Shep: *MOAR rape face*
Tali: Uhm...What's time?
Shep: RAPE TIME!
signer0001 1 year ago 8
the rocket jump waltz fits this vid very well
getfreegamesfast 1 year ago
@getfreegamesfast *Shepard gives you a raep face*
kabbinet 1 year ago
DAT (M)ASS
NitroDNK 1 year ago 3
The TF2 theme totally sells this.
TrickyDickStudios 1 year ago
FAIC DAT
Frenchy849 1 year ago
Tali: This is totally worth my death
Kz3andMore 1 year ago
Staring at Mirandas Ass :3
fresca9990211 1 year ago 4
@fresca9990211 DAT ASS........DONT FORGET TEH TITEZ :D
boriska808 1 year ago
zooming in on the eyes would of made this video 1000X creepier
AirTylerFilms 1 year ago
Don't worry, I, Commander Shepard, would never dream of doing anything sexually inappr- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL! THIS HUUUUUUURTS YOOOOU!
MandibleMuge 1 year ago 2
OHMAHBORSH!
MrKingroyal 1 year ago
@GAYPENlS FUCK, i was going to type that, but you beat me to it.
videobob92 1 year ago
Tenso
generalgr33n 1 year ago
Jacob: It was a heavy risk uploading this face but the prize....
linksnipeshooter 1 year ago
Assuming direct control.
KaptainKrunchmeister 1 year ago
Dude, I am so glad I play FemShep.
WynneL 1 year ago
Reapers get towards the citadel, Joker spins the Normandy towards the massive army of reapers, The reapers see Shepard, Shepard pulls out his raep faic!
"Problem, Reapers?"
"Err... No, we'll be getting out of here..."
But it was to late... Shepard unravels his huge cock after all these raped victims and plunges it into the head reapers core, KABOOM, the head of the reapers is raped to death...
All the reapers shoot off in different directions... But none ever lived to tell the tail... of Raep
MixedUpMeows 1 year ago 3
At what point in the game did he have this rape face. I don't recall seeing it. Did someone just mess with a screenshot or something? I want to see this face for myself. Also re-read the first sentence one word at a time.
Cr4bc4kes 1 year ago
@Cr4bc4kes At one of mirandas scenes
Jur95jur 1 year ago
the face of a rapist.
DavieS993 1 year ago
It's Shepard's reaction to seeing Tali's face.
Either that or Harbinger is now controling him just to make him look like an ass.
LewisB776 1 year ago
his right eye is thinking SUCCESS his left eye TIME fOR A REWARD HEHEHEHE
windson7 1 year ago
Sheppard's response to the enemies, "Problem, Reapers and Geth?"
HeyItsJonaveil 1 year ago
@HeyItsJonaveil
Reapers and Geth: "Get the fuck out of here"
MrFraserFilms2009 1 year ago
Hi, I'm commander shepard and I jsut got my self some Udina ass on the citadel!
MrFraserFilms2009 1 year ago
hes thinking : sandvichsandvichsandvichsandvich
windson7 1 year ago
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Jewylry 1 year ago
Shepard just got a good look at Tali's ass
EdikShepherd 1 year ago
U GONNA GIT RAIPED
Raklryja 1 year ago
No one can hear you scream in space...
GeeKNoLife 1 year ago
Hi, I'm Commander shepard, and this is the "friendliest" face in the citidel
MrFraserFilms2009 1 year ago
@MrFraserFilms2009 that's what i worry about
axonnsbuddy 1 year ago
I am commander Shepard and this is my biggest butt fucking face in the citidel
SkittlesandSpareFilm 1 year ago 52
@SkittlesandSpareFilm
Hey! This store discriminates against The(rapists).
BlahBlahYouWho 1 year ago
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite face on the Citadel.
CSHawkins100 2 years ago
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
i was gonna do this
but epic anyways
ThatDutchLad 2 years ago
RAEP FAIC!!! OH NOES!!!!!
CaptainPwnt 2 years ago
I am gonna cry nao!
DMaster305 2 years ago
This is when you raep Miranda.
LastZeroLeft 2 years ago
@LastZeroLeft
which is before you raep Wrex and Garrus and jacob
SkittlesandSpareFilm 2 years ago 7
But after you get raep by the Protheans and the Collectors.
At different times.
Even though they are both the same.
LastZeroLeft 2 years ago
@SkittlesandSpareFilm D:
ryukon 2 years ago
@SkittlesandSpareFilm and EDI
themonkeymN 1 year ago
I'm commander sheaprd, and this is the creepiest face on the citadel
ComradeGraty 2 years ago 36
@ComradeGraty
I'm buying a fish :D
SkittlesandSpareFilm 2 years ago 28
@ComradeGraty i always thought the default shepard had the creepiest face because of the size of his eyes
modernmobster 1 year ago
DAT FAIC
Anonie324 2 years ago 33
@Anonie324
DAT FAIC
SkittlesandSpareFilm 2 years ago 7
@SkittlesandSpareFilm DAT FAIC
butzel101 1 year ago