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  • He's hot. Why would he like that fat cunt lol, should've seen it coming

  • "Thats all. GET A JOB!" lol

  • i wonder what life is like without a job and still having food/housing/car/entertainment­...must be nice

  • i didnt know people could record videos with a potatoe

  • She's gross

  • She looks a bit like Mama Cass

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  • Where can I find the next case people ?

  • SO why is this called Candy?

  • @Aeonsmagicks because she looks like a huge wad of bubble gum? I dunno...

  • @daniimoo The Judge doesn't tell her not to study, she tells her to GET A JOB so she can support her kids. She can do that while she's attending school. Sounds like you need to re-watch the episode.

  • Candace Cooks too much...

  • "that is all. GET A JOB" lol judy <3

  • why the hell does the judge tell her not to study?? wtf is this shit?

  • @daniimoo Studying doesn't pay bills. Work AND go to school. Most people at community colleges do that. Get it?

  • haha

  • he's way hot

  • i want to know what happened on the next Judge Judy =(

  • @Brianjj5 search for "moore v bailey" and you'll get that episode.

  • this is why there is no more VHS types

  • that's all GET A JOB!

  • @vanillalovelights Cool, I'm gonna watch it again, it is one of my favorite episodes. Proves JJ isn't a heartless bitch like a lot of people love to say.

  • She's useless no doubt about it. But I know him and hes a sackless liar too. He has 2 kids that other people are raising. I know the lady who is raising the little boy. Hes not even in the same state and doesnt even pay for his kids! They are BOTH losers!!

  • @vanillalovelights I don't have a link, but if I find the episode today while I'm at work watching JJ all day I'll send it to ya. I love my job.

  • @vanillalovelights The P is suing that lady because the D's daughter and the P's son took the car and totalled it. The D's daughter was driving and she got killed in the accident. The P let them take the keys to listen to music when they took it. It came out in court that the P lets her son drive around their property and I'm sure he didn't try to stop her. The P has got to be one of the worst people on the face of this earth. She is completely heartless and JJ tears into her real good.

  • what a waste of space she is, I can see why he has the child and is embarrassed to admit ever being with her.

  • 1:34 pause there...look at Byrd with his legs crossed, just chillin like a villain ahahahaha that guy is the MAN

  • I love candy but to much candy are u need dental work after havin to much candy!

  • Its like people are going crazy when they are told to get a job. It should be a normal thing to work when you are healthy.

  • Slovenly defendant.

  • Why do people stand so sloppy and slur their words,its so unattractive!!!

  • Anyone else think it's amazing that fat ass could fit into a Supra??!

  • He must have been really drunk

  • "Bitch! usually afternoon 1 - 10 pm"

  • Place the Defendant into the movie Highlander, in the scene right after the Kurgan checks into the hotel.

    "Hi, I'm Candy!"

    "The HELL you are......"

    Eh, the Kurgan would've probably done her anyway.

  • o.O Judge Judy didn't come off as menopausal bitch in this one.

  • wat does this have to do with candy?

  • @Lilg36O That's the fat bitches name.

  • @Lilg36O IMO because she looks like a big pink candy with a exhaust valve thats why her mouth is open most of the time :()

  • Well that's one fuckbucket of a cliffhanger at the end!

  • dumb girls we have to deal with just for good sex:(

  • LOL, I like when they say they don't have a job, she always tells them to have one. like she want the whole world to have a job. xD

  • @StillFABOLOUS

    Nobody likes a freeloader. Work for your shit.

  • 27? She looks 40! Please take care of yourself and quit having kids.

  • Who is the more retarded, him or her? Answers on a postcard please. Dumb fuckwits, JESUS!!!!!

  • That woman seems so incompetent. Ick.

  • "You weren't her plumber, right? ..... in a classic sense." LOL

  • @KuatoFilms LMFAO I totally picked up on that too. JJ is dirty LOL

  • "mmmmmm m mmm yes ma'am"

    Cracked me up!

  • oh my god he is hot!

  • @Scrappyz86 Sure, if you want to support him while he spends all his money on himself. He's got a whole string of exes who got tired of paying for everything while he spent his money fixing up crap old cars for street racing. I put up with him for about 4 months...4 months of my life that I'll never get back. And he's a lousy lay.

  • that's all GET A JOB

  • he should've said "i wasn't her plumber but I laid down da pipe"

  • @emproar02 More idiotic comments by the uneducated mongrel i see.

    Get a life asshole and quit watching porn because it has destroyed your few brain cells.

  • @CheekyLad9 dont u just love how ur able to be a tough guy over the net behind the safety of your computer lolol. Get a life chump....in the real world ppl say what the fuck they want....when they want. Stop masturbating off judge Judy vids and leave your moms basement

  • @emproar02 Get new lines mongrel.

  • @CheekyLad9 "Mongrel".....twice in 24 hrs....nice. I'm seeing the dividends of that Ivy League tuition paying off

  • @emproar02 Well, calling someone a mongrel is essentially like saying that they have no class, so what college you allegedly attended doesn't really have anything to do with it.

  • @ScionAscendant allow me to break this down for you in little words. I fully understand what is meant by the term. I was pointing out that it was the only insult he used...meaning that he has a very limited vocabulary. The part about Ivy League was sarcasm. Sarcasm is a way of showing contempt with words without being openly harsh. Nothing is wrong with not going to an Ivy League...but my point was that his limited vocab means he couldn't possibly have went to one :)

  • @emproar02 Try harder, clumsy troll.

  • @ScionAscendant "clumsy troll"......wow.... i must say of all the hurtful words that have been hurled at me over the internet, clumsy troll is definitely up there.

  • @emproar02 Well I could insult your mother or talk about how I would kick your ass in real life, but that would be horribly trite and baseless, don't you agree? I called you a troll because I feel that is an accurate characterization based on the little information I can glean from your response. Whether you take it as an insult or not is really up to you. Nobody wins a prize either way.

  • @ScionAscendant Nobody wins a prize, but the fact that u keep taking the time to respond means 1. You really have absolutely nothing to do, 2. You secretly enjoy trolling, 3. You're fascinated with me...maybe even addicted. Either way, I'm ok with it. I'm just happy to find someone just like me

  • i wanna punch that cow in the face

  • Come on Candy!

  • @witchhunter93

    Actually, if you continued to study for medicine, and, let's say by the time your child is 3-4 you finish school, you get a pretty good pay as a doctor, it's a much better life for you, and most importantly, your child. You would have enough money for a good school, baby-sitter, and considering your a doctor, you can set your own hours so you can decide when to spend time with your child. Or, if you work in a hospital, since it's 2 days shifts, you work 2 days and have a baby sit

  • "You weren't her plumber.....in the classic sense..."

    WOW, Judy, damn.

  • if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video

    i would have 2 dollars

  • @TouchCodes if i had a dollar for every time i have seen this comment I would have retired a rich man a long time ago.

  • @TouchCodes hahaha

  • A question from Europe: How do you americans dial the word "judy"???? ( 2:10 )

  • @allogicid

    I'm not American, but most of the old home phones (not cell phones with the QWERT Keyboard) have letters on each number.

    For example the Number 1 has some punctual symbols such as a period, question mark etc.

    The Number 2 has ABC on it, the number 3 has DEF on it, and so on

  • @allogicid @allogicid uhm, on the number pad on phones, you see the a-z alphabet. 3 on each number except #1 and #7 and #0. #7 has 4 numbers instead. So JUDY on your phone would be 5=j/ 8=u/ 3=d/9=Y

    So judy on the phone is, 5839. Hope that helped =P

    If you need an image, go to google and search in Phone Number Pad. And then youll see letters under the numbers 2-9

  • She is fucking high

  • The defendant said she was going back to school, Judge Judy was awful hard on her about getting a job. At least she is going back to school to better her future. If Judge Judy didn't go to college, she wouldn't be where she is today, a judge. So I think she is a hypocrite in that sense.

  • @JohnathanPozzi but the woman has responsibilities to her children as well.

  • @slyfoot So let's say someone has plans to become a doctor. They have an unplanned kid along the way. Should the person quit medical school, quit their dreams, and get a job at the local gas station to support their children? Just because one has a kid, that doesn't mean they should end their own dreams and aspirations.

  • @JohnathanPozzi except the only difference here is the defendant has 2 kids. 1 child being 9. She had a long time to go to school for anything she wanted before and after that first child. Then she had another one. If school was that important she would of done something through the first part of her life. So why should the children be neglected? What if she had a third child would you still feel sympathy for her? She never had a plan.

  • @JohnathanPozzi

    Wow, how selfish

    if they have an unplanned kid then they are responsible for the kid. if it means having to quit medical school then that's what has to be done, they can come back to school later when everything is stable

    you child > your dream

  • @JohnathanPozzi Just because you have a kid it does not mean that you have to quit school. I have a few single friends with a child or more that go to school and work as well. Just because you have a child it does not mean that you have to quit everything you were doing before. It just means that you have to work harder. I child does not have a choice for the positions that they are placed in. Adults do.

  • @Chaoitcme There's no way to be a full time student and have a full time job. A full time college semester is equivilant to 40 hours or working. So that's an 80 hour work week. Add taking care of kids in the equation, that's another 20 give or take, so that's a 100-hour work week right there. Point is, she doesn't necessarily have to get a job - her mother is taking care of the baby and supporting her while she attends school. Isn't that her business? If it's working for her, then why not?

  • @JohnathanPozzi I never said anything about full time work. Most people that attend college get student loans. I assume that she has messed up her credit long prior to ever attending school. That is her fault.

  • @JohnathanPozzi Not true, I worked one full-time and one part-time job and went to school full-time for several years. I didn't even own a car, I took the bus, hours of commute time. It can be done, although I freely admit it SUCKED and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else.

  • Somehow I dont think that large woman was studying medical science...

  • @slyfoot So does the guy. It doesn't come up, but he has 2 children and wasnt taking care of either of them. Hes lying when he says he has there son. There son lives in another state! So does his other kid. So neither of them is taking care of there kids.

  • ill give u a nickel to tickle my pickle :] jk

  • @b44ddds7 roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you

  • Jeeze... Is her freaking head so ding dang heavy that she can't hold it up without leaning it to one side and propping it up with her arms on the table...and for goodness sakes... when you TALK ..once in awhile actually close your mouth between words.... that dork didn't close her mouth even ONCE !... ( Student..?????..SHUUUTTT -- UPPP... Reeeaaalllyy..)

  • Transcribe Audio makes this 1000x better.

  • What a fatty fat beast.

  • "in the classic sense"

    Go JJ

  • What the fuck is that at the end? The daughter was killed at the scene.

  • 'He wanted me to get a job!" How heinous! Stop dropping babies and calling yourself a "student" you heifer.

  • @Pat2296 I see it all the time,,,in fact my sister started having babies at 17yr old instead of the offer to join the military and study dental,,3 babies for that episode.

    Now at 37yr old she was offered manager of KFC withing the next 12 months then she got knocked up to a KFC burger flipper and while on maternity leave pregnant agin with twins, lost her managers position,,,NOT married,,with a guy that flips KFC burgers,,,fuck am pissed off.

  • @MUHAMMADFUCKEDAKID1 Hold the phone!!!!  When did KFC start selling burgers?

  • @vampiregothchickpoet have sold them for years here in Australia!!

  • Wow, that case at the end looked way more interesting than this one

  • she's ugly as fuck

  • JJ: "you weren't her plumber, right?" guy: "no ma'am" JJ: "well, in the classic sense" fucking lol

  • listen up she got some sort of syndrom.

  • We meet again 240p...

  • CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, MANATEE!

  • ugh, no wonder theres so many "str8" dudes on cr@igslist lookin for other dudes to bl0w em, least none of em had to get drunk to get it on with me hehehehehe.

  • looks like candy's been eating to much candy.

  • I'd be embarrassed too if I banged Stevie Nicks........

  • that fat bitch is 27!? she's lookin early 40's if you ask me!

  • what the hell was in her mouth? or is she just ditzy?

  • I'd still do her

  • what was the case at 3:44

  • @Lilg36O I just watched that one today. In that case a woman was suing the mother of her sons friend because the friend (being too young) took her car out for a drive with her son (The mother of the son gave the two kids the keys so that they could listen to music in the car) The girl got in a crash and died. The mother of the son is suing the mother of the dead child for her sons medical bills. The woman was so heartless about it too....

  • @arthasdemon oh man, thanks by the way

  • @Lilg36O I was searching for JJ on Youtube and this case was uploaded by another user. You can watch it at Seeyouincourtasshole under Classic Episodes Playlist. The exact title is "The Sheindlin Show Moore vs. Bailey". I tried to add the link but my reply was erroring with the link in the comments. It's a pretty heartbreaking episode and JJ really gives the business. I hope you like it.

  • She is hot. What is your problem?

  • Dude, what were you thinking?... I've been there, you wake up head pounding, mouth dry as a bone, piss hard-on. Memories of the night before start coming into focus. Beer after beer after beer, shots, cheap wine, smoke, a lost cell phone, a broken chair, a chainsaw and a shop vac? some fat chick...NO!...now you're awake, yes, there's someone in the bed...please not her, please not her, please....son-of-a-bitch! Like I say it happens, but at least mine was human. I still owe that guy a shop vac.

  • im glad the car went to somebody who wanted it.

  • Amazing American slut become pregnant in primary delivery in secondary and grand

    mother in college.........hahahahhahahha­hahahahahhahahaha

  • LMAO! "You weren't her plumber right?... in the classic sense..." 0:35 Judy makes naughty jokes!!!

  • aww man i want to see the next ep

  • What the hell is this good-looking stable man (Plaintiff) seen in that low-down defendant anyhow??????????

    He could've been with someone HOTTER like Sandra Bullock.

  • @knightclassic1 some men only see tits and pussy!!!

  • @knightclassic1 I believe the Defendant has a vagina.

  • @knightclassic1 Stable? That asshole hasnt been able to keep a job more than 6 months in his whole life! He's always got some woman taking care of him. After he knocked this slacker up he left that kid with some other woman. He doesnt even see his kids.

  • @Friendster0370 The woman who has his kid is a relative that he mooched off of, and when she made him start paying his own way, he moved out and left his kid behind!

  • @mustangman752 At least someone in his family gives a damn enough to take care of his kid. the kid is better off maybe he will have a better life I hope. This guy spends his whole life looking for people to support him. Maybe these two should have stayed together but who would pay for anything?

  • what year was the supra?

  • "Climb back up the ugly tree chubby you missed a branch on the way down..."

    Missed a branch?

    I think she hit them ALL.

  • get a job fat lazy bitch

  • mouthbreather much

  • i wanna see the next case

  • She reminds me of the fat woman from the Squidbillies!

  • . What is crecked? It's correct!!!!

  • lol in the classic sense. JJ is dirrrty.

  • @MsFutomaki i know right?

  • Was it me or did she seem like she was on something?

  • she must have been thin before she had the baby... either that or he had a 30 pack in him...

  • whoa, what was that next case about?

  • @eltimido503 LOL , i thought the same thing. your comment made me laugh so hard. :)

  • Judge Judy has been on the air for quite some time. You'd think that, by now, people will have learned a thing or two, such as:

    1) Sit down, shut up, listen, and spoke only when spoken to, then only speak in a respectful manner.

    2) If you don't have a job, you'd better have a damned good reason.

    3) If you're some piece of trash with 4 kids by 4 fathers, you'd better wear Kevlar to the courtroom

    4) If you can't articulate beyond a grunt or 'ummm', don't bother showing up.

    Lordy, I love Judge. :P

  • @shaldana I used to think Judge Judy was tough on people at times...boy, was I wrong! lol Gotta love her no nonsense approach!

  • Apparently she doesn't know that you brush your hair before coming to court haha

  • She is a beauty school drop out!

  • Woah. Trashy whore and a half.

  • Is that bitche's name really cook/

  • THERE HAS GOT TO BE A WAY TO KEEP STUPID PEOPLE FROM BREEDING!!!!!

  • i thought sex was best done with someone who doesn't looks like a moving piece of crap

  • @beaverfeaver12 LMAO!

  • This Show is like a more Civilized Verison of Jerry Springer

  • anyone know where i can find the episode that was shown at the end "the daughter killed at the scene)?

  • @desdendle yeah i want to know as well lol

  • Get a job!!

  • LOL Nasty Judge Judy---"You weren't her plumber...at least not in the classic sense..."

  • he must have been pirate horny to diddle that skittle

  • @MrTydrag Sounds like lingo from Juno.

  • @MrTydrag she is just fatty :P i've seen really worse "things" :P

  • @MrTydrag Sometimes it just takes on bad mistake to get an ugly lazy bitch knocked up.

  • Defendants reminds me of Jenelle& Keiffer on Teen Mom 2. 

  • How come almost every defendant JJ deals with are trailer trashes?

  • JOB WOULD BE NICE!!!

  • 90% of women r trash! 10% are good.

  • @MsMonkeykitten You're an idiot.

  • Who cares why ppl have the kids! There just fucking selfish for DUMB reasons LIKE that they want to b loved or feel grown up, these r comments from at most a 15 year old. These ppl shouldn't have any justification! They r just fat lazy typical Americans who can't get a job! And btw, the FATHER had the one kid not the grandparents. Just her kid. Why isn't the dad getting praise for being a single dad?! That's becoming more common lately. U know y?! Cause bout 90% of women(me being in the 10%) we

  • she looks like a total whorebag

  • @oodles12 she most probably IS a total whorebag - aka the town bike - everyone has a ride.

  • What a troll.

  • "In the classic sense"

    JJ has a sense of humor!

  • goddamn people who have kids and then pass them off to the grandparents because they're either too lazy to get a job, too busy still being a kid, or both. people should need a license in order to have a child these days.

  • She seems to not enjoy standing up.