The Horoscope Song

[candyqueenify]

OMG  IM DOOMED <Pisces

[ChiAkiko484]

that WAS YOU OMG I was laughing my ass off

[icyfire4441]

hmm... my horoscope for today:

The looks on your face will be priceless when you find that 40-pound watermelon in your colon... Trade toothbrushes with annn albino dwarf then give a hickey to Meryl Streep....

Reaction: o.O WTF?!?!?!?

[BeccaTigre]

KK imma go put my face in some mud now

[darkonsoma]

@MrAwesomemack read the tags...

[danyRanDom1]

alright i wont photocopy my butt

[manace]

Mud sounds fun. The duct tape will be hard to avoid...



[giggles420baby]

ill find a 40 pound in my colon

[LarryLeila]

Hmm.... where can i find some tuna flavored pudding?

[Zeldafan1ify]

Kill all my friends. THEY'RE LAUGHING BEHIND MY BACK. >:C

...And take down those pictures I never had. :I

[brainwasher3000]

i love how you said, "You stupid freak" to the girl with a serious face.

[brainwasher3000]

Eight teen idiots take this personally. I mean, it was hilarious.

-Taurus Person

[meegachan]

I juat need to avoid all...duct tape and..mud.

[Krystalce1]

i am not a stupid freak!!!! you lied to me

[eroshiyda]

"Your Horoscope for Today" download on Amazon: $1.29

Reactions of unsuspecting victims on Maplestory: priceless. :D

[2good4evil2evil4u]

The stars are lying to me? I am not an exciting and wondeeful person?

And note to self: Never go outside again. Ok I got it!

[wowobbsessedkid]

@2good4evil2evil4u question marks are needed there

[akirablood13]

......sta away from hig bildings!!!! Onof my friends aredy fell throw here window(it was like two inches off the grond)ps have wo friends who are supose to kill all there friends, THANKS ALOT!!!!

[darkonsoma]

wheres an onibo miget

[Thepoetryisreal]

omfg o_o MY HEAD IS GUNNA GET IMPALED UPON A STICK O_O SAD FACE!!!

[GiMmEhUgZz]

What's the game? Newbielawls? It's AWESOME!!!!! D: I wanna make one... Tell meeeee?

[darkonsoma]

@GiMmEhUgZz gaia......

[lolgurlyyy]

omg im the lord of the dance!!!! lol i dont listen to the idiots at work :P

[Mariah1250]

What's the name of the song at the end?

[sithdroid]

i trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf O_O

[RayLedgend]

Hmm. So my friends are laughing at me, are they? Well, thankfully their Virgos. Now I need to find a stick to impale their heads on =P

[BlacklandfireDragon1]

writes note mumbles.....*lock......doors..­...windows.....never..never...­EVER...leave....'done wait ima be stuck in my house livin as a hobo?????

[ForeverLoveJak]

THIS IS A MESED UP SONG MAN

[ForeverLoveJak]

THIS SONG AND VID IS FUNNY!

[dango989]

MY TOUNGE!!!!! *writes not* "Play whack a mole for 17 hours."

[BlacklandfireDragon1]

OMG I TINK I HAZ A BEST HOROSCOPE CUZ I IS A CAPRICORN

LMAO

[AiyameXi]

LMAO!!!! i didnt kno i had a 40 pound watermelon in my colon...! but i guess i do now LOLOL!

[xxXXdeideiXXxx]

BUT MY BFS A LEO!!! he don has viruses.... D;

O YEA IM THE TRUE LORD OF THE DANCE!! XD

[MrOttuh]

WOOOOOOOOOO WHACK A MOLE FOR 17 HOURS STRAIGHT D:< **** YEA!

[littleperp1]

I AM FRIENDLY AND INTELLIGENT YOU SMALL PIXALATED PUNK!

FALCON PWNCH

[confuzzled5678]

@wwlinkisbest it's MapleStory of course

[deidarasgirl12345678]

one word FUNNY

[TheSelenagomez20]

omg so funny to see then freak out and confusd

[dawnthelover]

Sadness, why was I born with most boring horoscope!! stupid sagetarious, I wanna be a virgo, at least instead of killing everyone I could have something fun happen to me, like getting my head impaled on a stick.

[ghostly97]

WOOT I GET TO GO INTO THE FUTURE AND GET MY TOOUNGE STUCK TO A BUS X3

[dreamerpony]

...avoid sticks....kill someone for saying I'm not intelligent...then congratulate them for figuring out I'm not friendly. Ok my agenda for tomorrow is filled.

[samiwolfKO]

what what.... A PROMOTION ! :D oh wait D:

[Merriable12]

kill meh fwends!?...wait thats a good thing ! :D MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA *cough* MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHH *random explosion*

[klairdelun456]

My appendix will explode??

[fallingbovines]

note to self: do not go near mud and do not shove duct tape up your nose while taking my drivers test

[mephilesblack]

Hmm... my head on a stick. Cook it up and add a little butter and it might make a good appetizer 'w'

[sithdroid]

:| kill my friends :O why me but what is done is done "O" die

[zoey5689]

OMG im gonna be sad forever!? T^T

[sithdroid]

oooooooooo snap cant go to work now

[thetotaldramagwen1]

Gotta go lock those doors and windows...

[blackbullet321]

capricorn sounds like me

[BubblzBaby]

I'll be sure to stay away from frozen buses then! (Hmm, now to Target to buy a whack-a-mole game...how fun ^_^")

[liamcurrie28]

capricorn.......corn

*coughs*

i'm hungry

[lillydoodleify]

CAPRICORN The Winner !!!

[padawanSarahTano]

not much I can do locked in my hose is there?

[animerXroxXmyXsoxX1]

hmm so my apendix is going to burst next week and a big promotion is just around the corner for someone better than me and to laugh?OK!

[Trollinwithchase]

what is the website they r using?

[Brendiux12]

HILARIOUS!!

[fudgemuffins42]

Never never never never never leave my house again? Okay. *locks doors and windows*

[lonla1]

Lol my mom gotta have her head inpalled on a stick and My dad gotta roll ducktape up his noes and have his face stuck in mud, but i kinda makes sense cuz My dad never did his drivers test. (is anyone here an albindo drawf?

[jaywartanker]

all virgos are extreamly inteleigent except for me expect a big surprize and find my head impalled on a stick woohooo virgo lol

[A64465]

Yay ima gonna kill all my friends :D

[giggles420baby]

@A64465 lol



[Fusionfall12]

Imma freeze my tongue on a speeding bus and I should play 17 hours a day of whack-a-mole to fill the void in my pathetic life aha;))

[overreact5]

*writes not to self* (mumbles) avoid... leos... and... virgos... when they have..... viruses.... ok im done!

o sht my friends r leos and virgos D:

[ribella0811]

lol^^

[Smlie09]

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAAYY!!! xDD

[bob124NTY]

i got the only good one as i am Pisces

[RoseHanamori]

whohoo! I'm Pisces too! *high five* when were you born? I'm March 3rd

[FemaleGallade]

@RoseHanamori Mine's March 2nd XD

[lonla1]

March 30th lol

[angrycats25]

o.O geez lol im a cancer i feel kinda bad now XD oh well

[zombieemperor]

whats that song at the end?

[jimmy2296]

there's no way im sticking my head in mud for the rest of the week! xD

[MasterCheifsBrother]

its maple story right? so where the hell is the maple? lol roflcopters! why did they name it maple story? they coulda named it maple's story and u play as a maple leaf.....never mind changing it aint better.....

[onetwofourten]

@MasterCheifsBrother cause in the tutorial youre dressed like a leaf idk the game sucks

[clumsyanimegirl]

yhu lieeee!!!!!!!!!!! Its an awsome game and yhur just jealous of its awsomeness!!! so dont lie to people. and dont reply to this comment and say stuff like 'oh, its my opininon!' cus i dont care!!!

[onetwofourten]

@clumsyanimegirl IT'S MY OPINION!!! jk no it really does suck there's way better games out there lmfao. the graphics are horrible and ugly and the game is just awful.

[zmillang]

What game is this?

[foxdx5]

maplestory

[EMTVblogs]

im a capricorn ^^ I wanna leave my house

[swiftyuki]

w00t sagittarius!!!!!!!!!KILL THEM!!!!i'm with that....(sorta)

[nintendofan7824]

lawl at leo and virgo responses. XD

[xxxinternetzxxx]

It's so much more fun if they play along!! ^.^

[nintendofan7824]

cancer girl is hilarious too. XDDDD

libra...yep your gonna die

oh did scorpio kill you after you stupid freak?

and I'm very proud to say that i didn't eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding or drink a gallon of strawberry quick, or staple my butt to my boss's face.

I should prolly shut up now, huh. >3>

[Lilacpaw]

Im Taurus

[paragonpoint1]

LOL for some reson, maplestory looks really cute when you've got this song in the background

[clumsyanimegirl]

dude... i was playing Maple story one day and i tink i met the guy who ish singing... the name came to my mind, and i was like heyyyy

[cinnabonne]

exCUSE me?!

-scorpio-

Then again,about the low self-esteem..tis ture ._.; XD

[skeeterball3]

this is funny

[animeotoku]

yeh, my friends say im good at art and my horoscope says im talented, but i know there lying.....

[minimelliemoo1]

all your friends are laughing behind your back......... yeah you should kill them.

[fuzzymokna]

hey what is that website?

[EveeEvolutions]

lol I love the reactions he gets. X3 X3

great song.

[Tealinia]

I like mine. XD

I'm a Taurus.

[Ewer57]

I'll TRY not to stick a roll of duck tape up my nose next week! :3 CANCER!

[linuxwhite]

1:54 how is that lucky????????????

[KibaGurl75]

uh...imma leo and...ill be sure NOT to photo copie my but and staple it to my bosses face...i dont think i even have a boss...my mom maybe....lolz i should do that to her

[1998Maryan]

At least he said Virgos are intelligent!

I'm a Virgo! :)

[zorakid1]

gota go and put my face in the mud for the day then get the duck tape

[KayakoRox]

hahahahahaha!!! IM A SCORPIO!

[lilredlady]

i hate whack a mole LOLOLOL i love this song!!!!

[Sirloinsalot1]

I think the Taurus one is the only one that will come true XD

[wingsofaion]

noob!! im taurus!!

[Sirloinsalot1]

...And i bet it came true! XD

[wingsofaion]

Lmao you wish XD !

[Sirloinsalot1]

You mean you... DIDN'T do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep? D:

[wingsofaion]

Nope was ill XD D:

[Sirloinsalot1]

...I should have seen that coming O.O

[wingsofaion]

Yup XD

[Yoshiman911]

im a leo but im my own boss and dont own a phohto copier omg im already staples D:

[rinkagamine17]

lol im a scopio so im gonna fall out a window and im a stupid freak lol

[Morroku1st]

lol

[wolfgirl24364]

lolz im sagittaris, and im going to kill all my friends X3 lol jk jk

[VolleyGirl174067]

gemeni my birthday party will be ruined by my explosive fltulents. and my feonsay will throw a gavle in threw my chest

[FemaleGallade]

0:48

"What you gona do, cry about it?"

"YEAH"

XD

[randomestrike65]

i am aquarius and i actually have whack-a -mole

[inulover00645]

I'm a Cancer. O.O And my drivers test is pretty soon too. lol. Creepy.

[RawrAMPLol]

Lolz mine is tomorrow. i better hide the tape XD

[cocobeanmaniac]

i WILL kill them!!!

[princessangel821]

I'm a Leo n i hate tuna fish!!!!

[angelblue019]

pisces

[rawrsomness]

i kinda feel bad for those people but that proved that they dont know the horoscope song! if that were me i'd sing along with you!!

[225yuuki]

sagatarius! all ur freinds are laughing behind your back... KILL THEM! lol

[prttimeninja]

Im sagatarius.. xD

[maddypaddy152]

VIRGO T-T

[randomEKC]

taurus =]

[sourskittleseater]

wat iz that game???

[Kazukamichan]

Maple Story

[MsSexybeast2]

I WANNA PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE NOW!!!

[TheDragonslayer121]

Oh! Once on MapleStory (the game this was filmed in) I went streaking in the streets!!! One girl started smiling at me...

[crystalalewine]

where is this placed at??? it's adorable!!!

[SouthParkRoolz]

"Weird Al" Yankovic = EPIC WIN!

[sourskittleseater200]

I have a friend that can sing the whole song by heart!!!!!! COOOL!!!!!!!!!

[mikithevampire]

the song was already funny, but this made it hilarious. what is the thing your using to make the video?

[Mariopower201]

The song is by weird al

[Avbrv22]

OH gawd this is so hillarious.

[Linlee1000]

God this is funny! XD

[mycloud13]

lol o.o wack a mole acctually does sound fun.... XP

[ipodhelpcentral]

ya it does!!!!

[lucianrocks]

aries i am

[Eguonoprincess]

LOL this is so funny-I LOVE IT

[FemaleGallade]

My dad's a Libra. He's yet to be promoted and had problems with his appendix when I was much younger LOL!!!

[Dumbinialcal]

omfg whack-a-mole!!

[yomomma262]

the guy: remember that when ur appendix explodes next week  girl: Im gonna die?

[yomomma262]

the guy:all vergos are extremly friendly and intelligent  except for u the other guy : HEY!

[hypersonicblaze]

Well I'm gonna go and kill my friends now. And my mom's appendix is gonna burst in a week. O_O

[1evilmortal1]

wtf im not ay stupid freak 0.o lol tht was funny on the kill them! part

[Pichu876]

0.o LOL I can't stop laughing!!!

[GymnasticsLuvrzz]

You think that'sbad?

My best friend has to kill me 'cause I laughed behind her back!

[Pichu876]

What best friend would tat be?!

[GymnasticsLuvrzz]

It depends!

What's your sign?? XD

[lovetheredhair]

ME too. well i have to kill my friends because there laughing behind my back. lolol

[lovetheredhair]

HHAHAHAHa

LOL well my friends laughed behind my back so i have to kill them.

You laugh behinder!

[GymnasticsLuvrzz]

Lol. I'm sowwy =]

[cathukol]

oh God my tongue will get frozen on the back of a speeding bus.....XD

[LiveAndLoveLife]

no way! me too. lol

[ubequitos]

I don't want to have my head impaled on a stick...

[RaymanRhyanna2190]

I'll go screaming out a window??? xD

this song is so hilarious! xD (scorpio)

[RaymanRhyanna2190]

Holy crap! I'm a scorpio! xD

( I Don't have low self esteem though....

well...sort of. xD )

[KlutzBites]

is it possible for you to send me this song O; plz and ty D:

[giovanni2z]

Man this is so freaking funny...

i actualy watch it in my astronomy class..... n we were looking at astrology... so yea this video made my day

n is so freaking catchy....

[KroqgarWOW]

"The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud!"

"I'm taking you down with me O.o."

"Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test."

"I won't...."

[sarahbabes27]

OMG

GET READY FOR AN unexpected trip. lmao

this is the best song ever lol

[monkeyfishfroglion]

funny azz hell ma new fave song

[helloevilkitty]

oh yah hi-net-five to all tauruses, we are so ownage

oh yahhh

helloevilkitty

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[sharlenaluye]

lmao

[hogwartsteen]

Is this an internet game? If so could someone tell me what it is?

[Shadowkirby045]

Maplestory, go google it and its 2nd link bcause the link isnt workin right when you type it

[AriesScorpio9028]

OMG

GET READY FOR AN unexpected trip.....

when i fall screaming from an open window...Work a little bit harder on improving my low self esteam.... you stupid freak......i am not stupid or a freak or a stupid freak

[RaymanRhyanna2190]

Nether am I! And I'm a scorpio! xD

The low self esteem part and the falling out a window was unexpected. xDDD

[secretagentclank8]

LOL! were the people u were talking to just a bunch of random people?

[DarthEon14]

what game is this?

[AMMindfreaksisters]

dose this have anything to do with Weird Al Yancovic?? The voice sounds alot like him........ weird.