USA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

[HENRYPATRICK1736]

Finally a person from outside the US who realizes Jesus is an American.

[EYEIZAWEZUM]

Wait, what the fuck? Illinois isn't on our coast... it's up above Kentucky and below Wisconsin and one of the Great Lakes. Lol if you went where the arrow says you went, you were actually in Wilmington, North Carolina. Which is no where near IL. Just thought you should know lol

[whereismygracejesus]

You must be very blessed by Jesus to afford to go to Heaven, and see how Angels live and sample the delicacy of the Hostess brand ding dongs.

Did you come back via Rome for high tea and unleavened hot cross buns with God the Father, or was it strudel Wednesday?

[punkeratheart]

"We got the American Jesus, See 'im on the interstate

we got the American Jesus, he helped build the president's estate"

[albinio157]

NWA...it only flies straight out of Compton. HAHAHAHA!!

[maritree]

lol i love u 

[JohnF30Music]

NWA ! it only flies straight outta compton! LMAO

[RedFishBlooFish]

haaa Illinois = North Carolina

[comedytoddler]

The most hilarious thing about this vid was that the ads that popped up were all Bible-bashers. Do you remember Herbert W. Armstrong? Sure do. Amen

[TheAtomicist42]

Goddamn it, stop making me laugh you STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE. Unless it is god's will I should laugh myself to death in which case PRAISE FUCKING JESUS!!!!

[WeedGreenPowerRanger]

Imagine what it's like living here....

[SuzySunflower]

My face hurts from smiling and laughing so much - love you man, haha

[EntropyUniverse]

I hate all those damn mustaches. It's just as bad in Chicago. What gives?

[saintfletcher]

And then you ate, and ate and ate and ate, just like we all do when we go there and put on 7 kilos.

[1GOD1JESUS]

i did eat a lot and put on 7 kg's! ive lost 2 of it, only 5kg's to go :)

[EYEIZAWEZUM]

@saintfletcher imagine LIVING here ;)

[darkmarkrammstein]

LMFAO

[TazakaLOL]

''I got my machine gun confiscadet'' haha

[CapnnOrdinary]

you should have told me before hand.. i would have shown you around and bought you beer you li'l bugger! you were in MY town!!!!

[CuriousGeorgeize]

Oh man this was hilarious!

[TheDutchways]

nwa it only flies straight outta compton aAaight?!

Dude your the best!

Super funny!

[squidatsea]

funny cunt

[jasason10]

Fuck ya!

u the man

[HurfNurf]

1:55 i just pooped a little.

[lightmobile]

my monitor has spit all over it now

[AmandaSmelser]

Please keep making these about the US.  You are the funniest thing on YouTube, IMHO.

[TheFatStopsHere]

I was making dinner and I saw the Flying Spaghetti Monster! He was right there, in the noodles :)

[bleemskip]

hey brotherman greg, your USA subscribers sound like great drinking partners, you should really do your duty as a True Aussie and drink copious amounts of alcohol with all of them. like it says in the holy book...

Pisshedicus 1109-1122..

He whom drinketh with thine subscribethors shall forever thine breweth the(eth) home-breweth in a manger out the back of the house of the Lord (under stable divine temperatures provided by the power of the...etc etc)  So get to it, or be DAMMNED!!!

[bodicatudor]

bet the next videos about all the fat,fat,fat people in America..

can't wait for that one..

[Akatam0t0ma]

Say, are you gonna buy yourself a new copy of the buy-bull in the land of the corporate Jesus? :-D

[Akatam0t0ma]

@0:47-"I SAID FUCKING LOOK AGAIN!"

Damn it Gregie, you crack me up! But then again, fake voices always crack me up! XD

[mathusler1]

Lmfao they confiscated his machine gun.

[DannaS22]

i rather expected you to use your normal tone in the airport. instead, you were so calm...

how was halloween?

[Shadowbendor]

hahhaha black people xDDD

[kaitfaery]

Haha!

Landing down in LA was quite a familiar site! =) I was surprised you weren't staying there! I hope you enjoy your time in the US. =)

[ahkbar]

"it only flies straight out of compton" LOL

[Astrobrant2]

Man, you're a hoot!

Hey. you're in my neck of the woods! Maybe we could get together for lunch and talk about Jesus. I have been wanting to meet you, Father Greg.

I rarely wear baseball caps, but I do have a moustache.

Seriously, if you're anywhere near Charlotte, you MUST go see Heritage, USA. That is literally God's effing Disneyland. Unbelievable place! You could make some fantastic videos of Father Greg in Heritage. (That was Jim Bakker's empire.)

[zombinuggets]

LOFL

[ChristopherAtheist]

Will an atheist who subscribes to your channel burn in hell?

[squidatsea]

He is a atheist taking the piss out of crhistains so i thinl you be alright LMFAO

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

Corporate Jesus land looks browny grey...?

[raistlin072]

Look a midget! lmao

[SirAlfredSourcock]

HEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE

[PabloFerroDesign]

hahahaha!

[jrlaker]

That's not Wilmington, Illinois!

I actually live near Wilmington, IL. You're better off not visiting it. All they have is a statue of a giant space man.

[zimonslot]

why on earth would you want to go to that 2nd world shithole??

[AtheistCitizen]

ye-ha, grew up 3 hours away from Wilmington in Raleigh. Enjoy the slow life there. You should have no trouble replacing your confiscated gun there in NC.

..But why leave a warming Australia for an albeit not so cold but cooling USA?

[Khayd4126]

Don't put that finger in your mouth, you don't know where that finger's been!

[turtle2hug]

haha. America the sea of baseball caps.

[SpamAnn]

"build for small pricks" ROFL

[Migslayer101]

you should have stayed in LA :D lolz is this really the home of the body bag??

[EvilBproductions]

Say hi to Obama for me...

[Solarasthma]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha

[motardkool]

Have fun un the USA!!! Good vid as always. Keep telling us about your trip.

Qantas=great airline with nice staff.

Try to fly the A380, they use it on your way back LAX-SYD. Unless of course you have your journey booked to Brisbane...

[lotanddaughters]

Welcome to America!

[CoolKidX85]

Haha 5 stars for the NWA joke

[SkullVodka]

Don't forget to drive on the right side of the road and we drink piss beer here. Enjoy the retardation mate.

[InimeneEestist]

U are the greatest

[satisfy247]

lol your a classic mate thats bullshit they took your gun :( lol

[Sav3TheWorld]

Grrrrr, first they take our machine guns, next they'll take away our militarized Anthrax! What happened to the 2nd amendment!!!!

[DoogieTalons]

LOL @ Straight out of compton :)

[sherbetgirl]

'60 fucking thousand years later!!!!'

Ha-ha-ha.

[KiaOra53]

keep those reports coming dahls - fascinating.

[darkmarkrammstein]

the best vid hes done. if i cud rate it 10 i wud

[JonO387]

1GOD1JESUS in my home state!!! I feel honored.

Also, I don't like baseball caps, but I do rock a mustache.

[jussts]

Doh... I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you that everyone in the States wears a baseball cap and mustaches are back in a big way. Slipped my mind.

[TwistedTim01]

you're so fucking funny!

[theneedledrop]

We've got baseball caps because we like baseball! We got mustaches because we like mustache ball!

[loyesj]

come to Phoenix and i will totally find some females for u to use those condoms on ;D lol

[loyesj]

F*s for the nwa joke

[acidbrainstem]

I'm not going into details, but going hands-free in an aircraft toilet is NOT a good idea Greg.

[godinventedmusic]

first you were all the way across the world for me now your all the way across the freaken country!!! lol jk

[ProfessorHopkins]

This video is pure brilliance. I laughed the entire time. "Straight out of Compton." LOL!

[NubianTribesman]

America is beautiful isn't it., granted Ive never been to any other country.

[1GOD1JESUS]

its my 10th visit here, thats how good it is :)

[Sexytrader123]

"Full of black people so i need that machine gun" lol, priceless

"HAHA look it's a midget"

[MMA]

Heheh, we are indeed the home of Corporate Jesus.

[LlGANNA]

5 stars for the Compton joke and overall pure SEXINESS!

[TheGermanShepherd]

run a muck over there mate!

[ayoumans25]

The nwa joke was pretty funny! & I'm sure you were joking, but it's the Philadelphia Phillies (Boston Red Sox) haha - Illinois? hahaha...if someone were to watch this & take it seriously, they would think you were a horrible traveler ;D

"I'm an American now" - hahahahaha! Love it!

[Zentz29]

haha!

did you bring any self rightious christians with you?

fucking self loving bastards...

[fywacia]

Hey Greg stop by my house. We'll do a few bong hits and cruise for guys at the mall. Maybe we can pop that cherry of yours, hehe!

[CheesesPeaks2U]

Bring me back a Philadelphia Red Sox baseball cap, please. Good luck with finding one. Jeeziz will help you.

[gonyea12]

Dude, I think your caps lock is on!

[gfuzzy]

I love the way you say fucking. haha

[fonna]

Welcome to the US, mate!! Check out some real sights and see the beauty. Don't stay stuck just in the urban areas.

[fywacia]

"Don't stay stuck in urban areas" Fonna are you nuts, haven't you seen "Wrong Turn"? The American country side is full of whiskey stills, lynchings, and inbred people. We don't want him to meet Jesus prematurely!

[fonna]

Oh, you mean the Twilight Zone Bible Belt.

Hell, he'd better go touring in a safari bus if he lands over there. It would be like a tour in Wild Kingdom.

A literal breath taking sight.

That's a different world altogether. Yikes!

Nah, there are lots of other places.

If he came up to NY, I'd tell him to go to Long Island. Now there is a rural area that rocks when you get to the Hamptons, Florida: Zephyrhills. The water's so clean, they even FLUSH with Zephyrhills water

[dangerouslytalented]

No matter what airport, no matter who is flying, the expression of youtubers doing videos in airports is always exactly the same.

[yekahs]

Hilarious video!

[JBSauce]

Sorry about your machine gun. You're an Amurrican now, Gregie! Please accept these 34 pounds of body fat with our congratulations.

[Eastmanarium]

lol illinois

[jammerlaan]

NWA only fly's straight outta compton, good one, never thought of that

[monkeybudge]

"corporate Jesus"

lol

[crankycactus]

americans dont use condoms... they use doritos bags

[MagnusIan]

Our sex is either Nacho Cheesey, Spicey, or Ranch. XD

[HAL9000unit]

Lol, Georgia is Illinois now. Where do I live then?! Georgia?

[quisqueyatv]

I love U S of A!!

god bless this country for all the horrible acts we have done in the middle east and elsewhere! even in Planet Mars! :D

[AuntieDiluvian]

Show them sinners what a true christian really is!

[CamdenBloke]

Wilmington, ILLINOIS?! Come to Chicago, you auzzie bastard!  We'll check out the many American mega-churches here abouts.

[snuffles001]

philly sox lmao. had coke coming out of my nose

[bleemskip]

haha!!

[omgitslukky]

I had a wing seat too, I was getting twilight zone flashbacks.

[TrueBlueAustralian]

God save the USA

[androgenousandy]

"NWA, only flies straight outta compton"

hahaha

[coerce1]

0:35 I saw a gremlin. *Twilight zone music plays*

[000theaug000]

Did you mean Wilmington SC?? anyhow.....Awesome vid!!! I wished you were in Illinois...you could stop in and have a brew!

[AkoyTamad]

Cut him some slack, he doesn't get out much. ;-)

[comeasyouare1989]

it only flies straight outta compton, fucking respect!

[YAHWEHtoHELL]

LMAO @ You looking at yer dick in the mirror, with yer finger in yer mouth...hahahahahahahahaha

[YAHWEHtoHELL]

lol @ "LOOK AGAIN"

[shaunno2009]

ha lol cool cool

[YAHWEHtoHELL]

Hey buddy !!!

[DiverforPort]

No one on the plane that wanted to share your condoms? Nice to see a video of your plane trip, glad you flew on Qantas.

[conrad4ever]

hahaha very funny as always. you'll need that macnie gun for all those nasty athiests as well!

[GuppyPal]

Straight outta Compton... haha

You're crazy, 1G1J. I love it.

Hope you're enjoying yourself! Unfortunately I'm still thousands of miles away.

[Paxmax]

bwahahahahaha!!! good job, now how abouts teachin america to find their christian roots! This is already epic! XD

[kelliko70]

My hubby laughed so hard at "It flies straight out of Compton" -- epic

And down to Wilmington SC. Wow the Bible Belt in full action. You are not that far from me in WV.

Hope you have fun and a safe trip when you finally head back. But 5/5 for real.

[AncientAtheist]

Man, you headed straight for Fundie country, didn't you? You'll fit in *perfectly*! LOL!

[Keippernicus]

Dude, is that Wilmington NC?  If so I'm going to drive down and we can have a god fight!

[billymatronics]

this one's the plural of genius ....

.... it's genie-eye

[erfmufn]

5 stars for straight out of compton!

[TishaUSA]

Was he wearing a pimp costume? xD

[blackblackgrey]

Loving the nwa thing :P

[tyrlop]

wow, just buy a new machinegun, im sure they have some good ones.

[1GOD1JESUS]

walmart has them on special this week!

[StylidiumLane]

Have fun, you'll be back!

[themanofearth]

Welcome to the as long as you've got the money land of fruit and honey. ;-)

[kdog78m]

Welcome to the corporate controlled, racially divided, greed stimulated, religiously repulsive, fear mongering place I call home :) LOL Most Americans are GREAT people. We're just victims of corporate imperialsm and corrupt politicians who will do anything for a dollar.

I hope you have a great stay and have a chance to expericence what makes this country so great (besides airport security and baseball caps)!

[tiptiptapable]

"We're just victims of corporate imperialsm"

It's nice to blame a faceless corporation. Did you know that YOU run the corporations.. the people who work for them and choose to get jobs at those places?

[kdog78m]

What do you mean "faceless corporation?" You make it sound like a corporation is an idea. First, you should know I don't view every corporation as imperialistic. 

Second, every corporation has executives who run day to day operations, as well as people who actually own it (whether publicly or privately). Unfortunately some people have little choice in buying products from, or working for, certain corporations.

Lastly, my comment was meant to be somewhat sarcastic, as is Greg's videos.

[raptoresque]

its not much of a choice though is it... some people dont have the qualifications and skills to do what they want, so they have to settle for crappy codemonkey jobs. think a bit more before you make such loud points

[tiptiptapable]

"its not much of a choice though is it."

No it isn't the corporation forced you to work for mcdonalds. I've not had a job since I was 15 years old doing my own creative things. No one is forcing you to be a code monkey.

[raptoresque]

so you think people choose to work for mcdonalds? im pretty sure its more of a last-resort kinda thing

[tiptiptapable]

teenagers choose to work for mcdonalds and adults do.. no one forces them. I had no desire to work there and didn't choose to work there. Not that working at a restaraunt is a bad thing... there's not really much wrong with it. However blaming shit on these places because they are faceless corporations is immature and naive. Everyone that works for mcdonalds chose to work there with PEOPLE that run mcdonalds, not some faceless corporation

[KDMaz]

Wilmington, Illinois? Why does the line go to Wilmington, North Carolina then?

[SKUNKBALLScom]

heheheh welcome!

[325982668]

so why are you in the states?

[1GOD1JESUS]

visiting a friend :)

[ChaosIncarnate7]

Fun

[wafflethug]

hahaha love the NWA quote

[USMarineSgt]

Philly airport is a shit hole. Welcome to America. Wilmington, NC is an awsome city though. You can go visit the Christians on Dawson's Creek.

[tattooskin72]

You should stop in Michigan :)

[1GOD1JESUS]

i should!

[fulekkei]

dude hilarious. i live in philly, sad i didnt see you.

[AllBrainsNoSoul]

Here's a plane I've never seen before, NWA, it only FLIES STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON!

5 stars

[rednecktrucker1969]

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Jimb0can]

You said Wilmington, Illinios, hey that's close to me!!! I could of said "hi" damnit. Too bad they confiscated your gun.

[43alley]

That was great. I hope you get to keep making more of these.

You know, in North Carolina there is probably a church every few blocks or so. Maybe you can find some with the stupid signs like: "Seven days without prayer makes one week!"

(Get it? Makes one ... week! Makes one ... WEAK! Get it! It's a play on words! Hahahaha!! The Apostle Paul would be so proud of this religion he got going.)

[1GOD1JESUS]

thanks for the tip, i took some pics today of some signs, and yes, there are a lot of churches

[SavvyDrifter]

I hope you "stashed" your drugs really well. I knew those fucks would take your machine gun.

[ConstrainedNoMore]

Ok the video was great man, but is it just me or is Doug Hoffman one creepy-ass, ugly mother fucker.

[pb75355]

nice carhartt jacket .... also i hear by rename NC illinois for your convenience

[CousinoMacul]

Welcome to Philly! Sad to see you go so soon.

[happyjesus123]

Great video. You need to see some of Americas fine Christian "colleges" while your there. Jerry Falwell's Liberty University or Bob Jones University would be good choices. You can ask them about Jesus and Australia. Should make a good video (there is a similar Canadian series called "talking to Americans").

[LuciousVBogeymanProd]

Welcome aboard. You're planning to stop by Minneapolis right?

[1GOD1JESUS]

no :(

[Gevedon]

I'm an American now!

Welcome 1G1J!

[kingjamie721]

Lol! Great vid!

[JonasC22]

bwahaha I once saw a midget on roller-blades...I had to cover my mouth and pretend I was coughing to cover my laugh.

I know it's horrible, but I challenge you to see that shit and not crack the fuck up.

[TheXroadr]

From the sound of it you were an American long before you got here. Have fun and for cripes sake don't hurt yourself.

[pigfaceddog]

NWA airline only flies Straight outta compton!

That was great.

[wyrdness1]

That aint Illinois, it's North Carolina XD

[Hereticbooks]

:"look at all the black people..." LOL

[Hereticbooks]

By the way your last stop was NOT Illinois.

[bobster451]

Great stuff!

You make a great point of illustrating the crazies on my nation.

[MAR4168]

Well, hello handsome indeed! ;)

[MAR4168]

And advertising the small penis MAY be counterproductive to the use of all of those condoms that you brought with you! lol <3

[1GOD1JESUS]

i have a secret weapon to counteract my penis size, an aussie accent

[MAR4168]

And effective, with most women, I am certain. :)

Hope you're enjoying your visit. It's nice having you "here" ~ 9 hours away. :(

[J33zyCr33zy]

That bathroom scene about killed me! hilarious!

[bdf2718]

Angel piss!!!!

[JehxOne]

crazy Aussie we are ready for you

*locks and loads M16*

[stevens0511]

Wilmington, Il plug!? Most people in Chicago haven't even heard of Wilmington!

[TheNewProphetisHere]

lol its a midget

[piratakamrata]

HAH>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah 5*

[tommywomble]

Awesome :D

[vwgeist]

"It only flys straight outta Compton" Lol, nice.

[IFloridaMotocrossI]

Dude, you're fucking crazy!! You film yourself taking a piss on the airplane while talking to yourself!

[1GOD1JESUS]

doesn't everybody?

[TurdBlossom95]

Philadelphia red sox lol

[TheDutchways]

OMG LMFAO what a small Dik..

Cool vid!

[1tofallen]

First it was geffel, now it's 1g1j is becoming a yank.

[1GOD1JESUS]

Amerika rulz!