dirt nasty freestyle 1

[MegaJayawesome]

your whiteee



[churchthemc]

I GO TO AA MEETINGS WASTED LMFAO!!! YO DIRT IS THE FUNNIEST GUY RIGHT NOW! lmfao n why u always quittin weed?

[janemidnight]

Best freestyle ever. He mentioned waffles.

[james737m]

prescriptions pills corona and wine

[WillyDwrecks]

aaand this is why dirt nasty is the shit. (also, nice pupils.)

[TheUnderGroundPrince]

YOU A STUPID HUMAN HOE! HAHAHA WTF

[niggasindaklub]

FUCK U , UR RABISH !



[beryan100]

FUCKIN SHOT!!!

[MrZipiR]

I put this Instead porn

[RenoCapper]

I'm from Frisco ...call me joe montana and I'll trow some rice on you at you at your funeral...I'm trying to go sober...but im having alot problems when I wake up hung over---- damm str8.. dude's real good...

[nicoleh2109]

Simon get's even hotter with age! I'm loving Dirt Nasty!

[TheChayLopez]

LMAO Dirt Nasty is funny as hell

[MikeTheKingScorp1993]

can someon please give me the lyrics?

[XfuckyouX24]

doesnt simon rex have porn vids of him jacking off?

[AbdiXL]

@XfuckyouX24 you would know you stupid human hoe 1:43

[TotallyHorsed]

And my grandpa was like, "Man, FUCK her!"



[26volleyball26]

he is sooo cool!! :}

[ItsThoseWhiteKids]

I go to AA meetings wasted,

drinkin on Patrone and smokin on jamaican weed

[pubay]

Simon Rex!

[peezy419]

"i go to AA meetings wasted "

[AKaudio]

sounds just like it was on scary movie 3

[NARtotheNAR]

I hang out at hospitals

[BlaccLoc102]

is this the dude from scary movie aha'

[Gimmeclockworking]

the aqua jaguar lol

[MissTLu]

lmao. this shit is raw!

[perplexshytt]

I laughed so fucking hard @ "you a stupid human ho". phewwwww i had a great laugh.

[HADMYLUCK123]

damn it took me like an hour to show my friend this video cause he thought that it would be ass but he changed his mind!~ lol

[SmokinChiva]

eyes all black, pinpoint. someones smoking heroin. or just poppin pills. ha

[annoyingorange212]

"fuck all you falopian hoes" yeah buddy!

[imabarbiegirl1]

hahahaha love you dirt

[MAZZAknowsyou]

u a stupid human hoe.

[cmurray742]

I mistook those pins for his eyes

[AmazingMonkeyQueen]

Okay, I take it back. I get it now, it's really silly. I saw his pilot "Rex" and it was really funny. He straight up made fun of himself and Hollywood and I respect that. I wonder why the show didn't get picked up?

[iTzThiDD]

@amazingmonkeyqueen just because you don't like it you don't have to say he's a fucking joke and has no talent. THAT'S YOUR FUCKING OPINION. SO SHUT UP AND DON'T LISTEN TO MUSIC YOU DON'T LIKE IF YOUR JUST GONNA MAKE FUN OF IT. Your so fucking stupid

[flipppppz]

see its not alot of L0:00T !

[makeupsforevs]

is this the guy from what i like about you...?

[ProductionsPlatypus]

nice coat

[razorpayne13]

hahahaha this dude is a genius

[mmona1587]

@razorpayne13 yea he is! i heard this upcoming week Chainswangaz (which is him and Jack Splash) are gonna be releasing a CRAZY video...this is gonna be a genius project x2!!! look for it....Chainswangaz is going to be big

[AKae95]

the way he pronounces his words reminds me of the white dude on malibu's most wanted haha xD

[AllKungNoPow]

@Chainswangaz. Cant wait to c what ish is in @DirtNasty new project wit @Sirjacksplash vid hits the streets next! It's funna be some CRAZY ish I hear... hit me up if you know anything about it.

[ATLhometownATL]

please use ur own accent dirt... this one dont do ...

[28dakidmanny]

Fix ur line up fagget

[96itsyaboi]

I eat alot of waffles! Lmao

[Katarina0Brunet]

you´re nice.....damn

[datum711]

He played a white rapper in scary movie 3.

Hes such a legend. This freestyle doesnt really make sense....at all but at least hes doin shit

[Elitronik]

Fuck all you Fallopian youtube fuckin hoes

[damnstraighification]

fuck all you haters, hes sexy as FUCK.

[goldmoutdog19]

didnt he play on one of those scary movies i think scary movie 3

[mrstay2013]

He was hard when he came to Northern Arizona University

[jermasaurusrex]

Hi welcome to the YouTube comment section aka "hater central"!!!!!!! Where you can read and or help yourself to a whole shitload of bullshit courtesy of a bunch a damn fuckin' idiots!!!!! By all means if your life sucks that bad help yourself for there is an endless supply!!!!!!!

[teasia1000]

lol a falafel or falafels are real. its actually a spicy mixture of ground vegetables. just so you guys know. : )

[gangsnap]

love it



[Deecypher3000]

scrotom hole hahahaha jokessssss

[AmazingMonkeyQueen]

Get some sleep you sad old perv.

[trojo90]

@AmazingMonkeyQueen what the fuck who are you you come here to diss on his video cuz you have no talent? "amazingmonkeyqueen" thats means your a black tranny or what? pussy

[AmazingMonkeyQueen]

@trojo90 Thanks, you just showed the world what kind of people like Dirt Nasty: Racists and bigots! A round of applause. P.S. He doesn't have talent. He's a joke. Did you all watch the same thing I watched? Hahahahahaha. What a sad, sad world.

[trojo90]

@AmazingMonkeyQueen yup im a racist bigot, and i like to drown lil babies, your just mad cuz your clit looks like a tiny penis

[AmazingMonkeyQueen]

@trojo90 WTF? You're disgusting and NOT helping your case. SMH Wait, I'm posting on a Simon "gay porn" Rex song. Hahaha. He's a JOKE in Hollywood. He can't even get into parties. I should know; I had the door men turn him away from mine.

[trojo90]

@AmazingMonkeyQueen bro im out of Houston Texas alright so fuck your hollywood shit yall got more faggots per capita than anywhere so WTF are you talkin bout? hahaha I DARE YOU to come over 8262 bonner drive 77017 houston texas and i wont have DOOR MEN turn you away hahaha what kind of bitch even braggs about having door men turn you away hahahahaha show up bitch and ill pull down your skirt and expose you clitoris. yeah thats right 713 reppin it to the fullest... knowmtalkinbout? nah u dont

[brendon9062]

@AmazingMonkeyQueen please tell me your not serious? You say he has no talent? He's not trying to be a serious rapper. He's doing comedy. Obviously your hearing the music not listening to it. You just showed the whole world what kind of people live in Hollywood. Idiots that spend time in glamour and not getting a edgucation.

[brendon9062]

@AmazingMonkeyQueen please tell me your not serious? You say he has no talent? He's not trying to be a serious rapper. He's doing comedy. Obviously your hearing the music not listening to it. You just showed the whole world what kind of people live in Hollywood. Idiots that spend time in glamour and not getting a education.

[TheRippdogg]

Opiates FTW



[annoyingorange212]

someones stoned..

[TConti805]

i eat alot of falaffles, i eat alot of waffles, best part...np

[TheKingLK]

is dirt basty riff raff?

[MultiCrapman]

1:44 - 1:51 now we know why you hang out at hospitals. lol

[djlatt17]

Dirt Nasty str8 Gangster on the freestyle mic!!!

[deliight]

@alellky haha sköning skriver på svenska här ;) goo SWEDEN

[mildseven2006]

I eat a lotta falafels

I eat a lotta waffles

I hang out at hospitals

YEAH

[lxbrownnproudxl]

"im a robot, i dont stop rappin i dont smoke pot............I go to AA meetings wasted. Drinking on patron and smoking on Jamaican weed. Wow you are truly a genious with your raps. /sarcasm

[deliight]

fuck me

[CJaySays]

he makes playin FrisBay gangsta lol

[YolaDip]

love this guy ajajaj

[cheater595]

THAT WAS HELLA FUCKIN BOMB, THAT WAS BETTER THAN A STUDIO SONG WTF

[smugglinbooze]

u a stupid human hoe LOL

[hillelslovakrip]

pathetic

[Dangerous1NZ]

0.16 wow crazy ass blink going on. IM ON COCAIN

[arthead123]

....this is fucking retarded



[jcthomas521]

dirt is the shix

[stefkorn06]

im sorry but everytime i see this guy i cant stop thinking...this is the dude from the scary movies... so therefore i cannot take him seriously...

[DrewTheFew]

@stefkorn06 im pretty sure he doesnt wanna be taken serious

[Skindoggiedog]

@stefkorn06 "so therefore i cannot take him seriously"

Either the 'so' or the 'therefore' doesn't belong there. They mean the same thing, so you're saying 'so so i cannot take him seriously' or 'therefore therefore i cannot take him seriously'.

Pro-tip ;)

[stefkorn06]

@Skindoggiedog thank you for the correction :)

[Andygirl1974]

I couldn't love this any more. It's so terrible that it makes it's way back around to awesomesauce.

[ShelbyDoesntKnow]

I eat a lot of waffles too :')

[MrRyder2011]

i think hes on coke in this vid,and the weasol around his neck hides the gold chain

[mistretta94l]

@MrRyder2011 look at his pupils man, hes more likely on pain pills

[RelaxedAddict]

Ur the man

[mezcalyn]

slow thinkin and lame. wow.

[MarsTheMartian1]

"im a android, im a robot, i dont stop rapping, i dont smoke pot" lmao best part in my opinion the way he moved the camera and rapped, shits hilarious.

[MrScrpnstinga]

I bet your ass gets some damn good drugs.

[SmokinChiva]

@MrScrpnstinga its called Oxycodone,xanibarrs,somas,coca­ine,vicodin...not in anyorder

[jhosefg]

U look a retard guy!!! LOL!

[beezyb42011]

and my auntie, she a prostitute. i get 10%... thats not a lot of loot lol

[0ddzZz]

What's this dude from? I think I seen him a movie before or something.

[OmgItzLooteater]

@0ddzZz yea hes a actor

[Funkadelicmushy]

@0ddzZz he even said he's from cisco man, and ya he's an actor i saw him in a couple movies too

[0ddzZz]

@Funkadelicmushy Yeah, I looked him up on Wikipedia and saw a bunch of the movies he was in.

[TBGPrototype]

Lol that niqqas wack as hell! OMG I laughed my ass off!!

[randomperson63758]

EPIC FAIL!!!! But at least the dude can rhyme.

[counterfit88]

nice pupils dirt .

[ilovebrucey]

@counterfit88 pinnnnnned

[F1N1SHEDD]

@counterfit88 that means opiates / pain killers :P My mann

[westbelfast100]

@counterfit88 they look normal to me

[HelloImSUAD]

corona is love

[RomeoXDashXGarcia]

Yo peoples, i dnt wana sound like a lil fag but plz look at ma freestylin videos and tell me what u guys think, plz nohomo hahaha der on my channel

[RobertJ1966]

As cute as this guy is, I would watch him in any thing.

[Arielpatrick15]

woww, he cant dance OR rap.. lol but i love this guy. especially in all the "scary movie" movies aha

[SmokinChiva]

@Arielpatrick15 he was in one..

[VanessaRegalia]

@SmokinChiva no he was also in the 4th one. but only in the beginning.

[MissFeliz]

I don't write poems but I'll slap your mama like a totem pole b*** it's the scrotum hole. ha ha...I love him!

[RomeoXDashXGarcia]

dass whats freestyling is about!! comin up wit shat onda spot!! hahaha das wusup!

[chellz8909]

lol that is that white boy 

[17twitchy16]

omg love dirt nasty <3 :D

[santiagoperezchavez]

DIRTY NAST-E ON SOMETHING...LOOK AT NIGGA'S PUPILS....

[hustla386]

dudes on them painkillers. eyes dont lie.

[DarkPassenger775]

It's flowin Mang!

[flamboyant4life88]

I go to AA meetings wasted,lol, that's my role model.

[jasonthebom]

im an ANDROIID, im a ROOBOOOT, i dont stop RAPPIN, i dont smoke POOOTTT

[kawasaki30and1]

awe ya dirt to tha nastyaayayayayay

[Celebration2004]

GUYS, VOTE FOR DIRT NASTY ON FACEBOOK. To make him Popchips VP! He needs your vote once every day! Please. or you can fall down a hill of dicks!

[SethBadco]

@Celebration2004 Oh Son ill do it lol

[jasonthebom]

thumbs up if dirt nasty should do a cribs episode... you know like mtv cribs?? it would be funny as hell

[VanessaRegalia]

@jasonthebom didnt that already happen? like years ago i think

[jasonthebom]

@VanessaRegalia hmm, i cant seem to find it on youtube :(

[VanessaRegalia]

@jasonthebom whats ur email? I'll send it ;)

[BeCoolLikeMe200]

What is the name of this freestyle?

[080koko]

hahahaha :-)

[slipknotskate1]

B.A.K.E.D hahha

[de8struction]

FrizBAy

[MyOPDrawingsMichail]

45 people are not as cool as Simon.

[LOGomerta13]

i love how hes jus like fuck it! haha

[freddygthebeast]

Ha ha that's dope

[gome0043]

You remind of this band called THE MILLIONAIRES.

[UltraEchelon]

45 people couldnt jump over his obtstacle

[EtchedInOak]

Dirt raps almost as well as the down syndrome kid down the street from me.. Yo I can suck my own DICK

[Lilguy3233]

i play basketball, but im white it spells trouble yall. hahaha

[JGSS89]

Hahaha am about to die of laughter

[jigsawscase1]

DIRT NASTY LOVE THIS SHITT!! btw were u baked in that vide0?

[micgrippa]

wow....this is why people dont like white rappers

[tpoe93]

@micgrippa

you idiot...he is doing this as a joke, and is still fun to listen to

[fagtronx3]

@micgrippa listen to his actual music yo. he's actually pretty talented in my opinion. check the song "i need drugs" or "lady killer" "wana get high"shit goes harrrrrrrrd

[MMAniac97]

What is the music for this in the back ground?

[SmokinChiva]

420 likes, dont change it!

[papatoony]

More jerk-off vids please, Nasty. Thanks.

[angeltroea]

I'm feeling kinda moody, maybe i woke up on the wrong side of the jacuzzi

[tykemeawaywyou]

fallopian youtube! HAHA! he is so cutely crazed.

[tykemeawaywyou]

"i'm feelin' kinda moody. maybe i woke up on the wrong side of the booty." i was trying to anticipate what he was going to say. i like mine. never thought i would be correcting a rapper, but there you go!

[Pouchy17]

baked. haha

[hayrooxo3]

thank god he's hot -.-

[Acelera89]

DIRT NASTY THIS PAT AKA CHICO. HIT ME UP MAN, TELL RIFF RAFF I NEEDA TALK TO HIM, ALL-READY!~

[eckoz420]

fuckin lol'd @ his voice sayin im an android.

pretty baked though

[Louisianamixtapeking]

This is the dude that played on Scare Moive 3.

[mytery187]

that was dece man keep up the good shit

[DropDownLowrider]

Wack as fuck just like riff raff

[21mcfee21]

ahaha this bitch aint nvr had shit.

[umbra88]

what am i watching?

[TCC1772]

hahaha what the fuck...your nasty?

[Ninjatunayourass]

Drugs are bad mmmmmk 

[Calminmind]

A stupid human hoe! LOL LMAO 1 : 45 

[TheTitansfan88]

like a frizzbay!

[jd2nasty4u]

man let me tell ya, the shit be amazing, your bitch she a plus two, i have the jacoozie open just for you two, dont know how to react but you still say alright, i keep them feeling right, so i give them some juice, that will get them feeling just right, grab them two ya just two throw them in my bed, haveing them say all kinds of names, one that is white and one that is black, but they both feel the same, came on both bitches screamed ice cream

[Arkade36]

IM FEELIN KINDA MOODY MAYBE I WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE JACUZZI

[shabehpersia21]

that guy is from scary movie 3

[rikitikihahahut]

"I'm a android. I'm a robot... I don't smoke pot." I don't buy it, Simon.

[DubSp805]

"My shit bananas. Im from Frisco, Call me Joe Montana. & ill throw some Jerry Rice on you at your funeral. You a stupid, human, hoe."

[Wong3112]

my grandpa was like "fuck her" lol

[hbplayerz420]

no 37 people were right i know knowbodys that can frestyle better than this

no offen to dirt but this one sucked

[Prisyfreak]

@hbplayerz420 Spell nobody correctly before you knock someones shit!!