fuck fuck fuck fuck mother motherfuck mothermother fuckfuck mother fuck mother fuck noinch noinch noinch 1 2 1234 noinch noinch noinch. shmokin weed shmokin weed doin coke drinkin beers. drinkin beers beers beers. rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts! rollin blutns and smokin...15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe...my jungle love yeah, oh-e-oh-e-oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya! yeah what!
To all you hoodass druggies. The term QUARTER is not a $25 bag, it's a QUARTER of an oz or 7g. A dime is less than an 1/8th, typically 2g. A nickle is 1g or a skinny blunt. For sensimilla $15 a gram is standard. Noobass potheads.
Sadly, if they legalized weed, Jay and Silent Bob would be out of a job and the convenience store would be selling all the drugs people can buy. Good for the economy; bad for our two favorite stoners.
fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise one two one two three four noish noish noish smokin weed smokin wizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatty smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smok- uhh lemme get a nickle bag 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show than you owe me owe me owe my jungle love yeah oeoeo WHAT THE FUCK iS THE iNTERNET?!?!?
@greenday101195 Yeah, that's Jason Lee. He plays that character, Brody, in Mallrats as well; he plays Banky in Chasing Amy and later in this film; he plays Azrael in Dogma; and he crops up as Lance Dowds in Clerks 2.
The guy who plays his brother in My Name Is Earl also crops up in a lot of Kevin Smith films.
drinki beers beers beers smokin fatty smokin blunt who smoke the blunt we smoke the blunt rollin fatty hey can i get a nickle bag 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then u owe me owe me owe my jungle love oweoweowe i think i wanna know ya know ya
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
U,are the ball licker
perezed1333 5 months ago
Spread my checks so you can see the fucking little stink nuggets!
Mr86400 5 months ago
jay is the man
bobbyoty 5 months ago
was it silent bob who said "yeah purple rain," ?
MCPOSJ117films 6 months ago
@MCPOSJ117films yes
133411678230 5 months ago
@MCPOSJ117films No, the taller boy did.
CloudCukkooLander 5 months ago
15 little man, put that shit right in my hand
coltsrule1829 6 months ago
when it ended i got all pissed off cuz i forgot i wasnt watchin the movie..
1sk8erchimp1 6 months ago
"God herself"
Yessss
Lordoofious 6 months ago
It's Silent Bob and Jay you chode.
ProtectandServe21 6 months ago
STEEEEINK NUGGETS
jizmacdacusha 6 months ago
THIS IS THE FUCKKIINN SHIT
505pwned 6 months ago
Jay and Silent Bob are sooo awesome :D
js121933 6 months ago
fuck you pussssssyyyy, you don't know shit motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quadingtake2themax 6 months ago
What the F--K is this hahaha check out the Lefty Nelson song I Wanna Marry Wana :-)
leftynelsoncomic 6 months ago
Shmoking weed shmoking weed
XPennywisexX 6 months ago
Jay: check this shit out, does he mean it litterally cause he has his pants down!?
idontgiveafuck48 6 months ago
haha onse again the duck song finds me in the side bar
4546131 6 months ago
turn the subtitles on at 0:51 "superfluid oral sex" ahaha
DasBeda 6 months ago
dude the name of the movie is jay and silent bob dumbass
spinnymilwaystudios 6 months ago
fuck fuck fuck fuck mother motherfuck mothermother fuckfuck mother fuck mother fuck noinch noinch noinch 1 2 1234 noinch noinch noinch. shmokin weed shmokin weed doin coke drinkin beers. drinkin beers beers beers. rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts! rollin blutns and smokin...15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe...my jungle love yeah, oh-e-oh-e-oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya! yeah what!
Kestrel707 6 months ago
lol the description "silent and bob strike back"
soulstab24 6 months ago
Nicklebag? HAHAH 15 bucks? Rip off much?
ZeXarthan 6 months ago
1:27 for the song
thirdeye700 6 months ago
this is so much more funny when your high C:
GumBeatingTV 6 months ago
What is this movie called?!?!?!?!??!
yovie95 6 months ago
@yovie95 clerks 2
xDarkLord013 6 months ago
@xDarkLord013 Omg your a life saver!!!! Thanku ahahah
yovie95 6 months ago
does the description really say "silent and bob"?
MCHS38 6 months ago 2
"rollin fatties smokin blunts,,who smokes da blunts?,,,we smoke da blunts!!!!" favorite fuckin part
FistyMcPumpersons 6 months ago
Um...which one of them said " Yeah Purple Rain" ?
lobsterpunch 6 months ago
here this will keep the sun out of your eyes puts the hat on backwards? yeah that makes since
pvtroebuck2 6 months ago
did anyone else notice the Soviet union symbol at 3:53 :)
karlxl 6 months ago
whenes gunna be my time LOL
brianna7214 6 months ago
lucky, in the UK its the equivalent of $30 for 1/8
beelzebud94 6 months ago
To all you hoodass druggies. The term QUARTER is not a $25 bag, it's a QUARTER of an oz or 7g. A dime is less than an 1/8th, typically 2g. A nickle is 1g or a skinny blunt. For sensimilla $15 a gram is standard. Noobass potheads.
roamingmadnessify 6 months ago
@roamingmadnessify true but changes for countrys.
eatmyvengance 6 months ago
@roamingmadnessify Googling drug facts makes you cool.
soulstab24 6 months ago
@soulstab24 Making random statements with no context makes you look cool. Notice I say look cool. Not, be cool.
roamingmadnessify 6 months ago
what da fuck fuckk fuckk fuckk fuckk ndd wtf nickle bag 15 buckks wtff
AngelDaNIGGA 7 months ago
Aww! They cut out the part at the end with Bob nodding in agreement.
ChaoticCookie37 7 months ago
is this clurks 2?
steveMCHS 7 months ago
@steveMCHS Get the hell outta here Steve Dave!
ChaoticCookie37 7 months ago
@ChaoticCookie37 whats ur fucking problem
steveMCHS 7 months ago
@steveMCHS No its jay and silent bob strike back
ashleigh18v 7 months ago
@ashleigh18v thanks
steveMCHS 7 months ago
i wonder who worked in the store when they where kids
MrBrick2theface 7 months ago
15 bucks gotta be bunk lol
ChickasawBrave 7 months ago
LoooooooL
BLaCk0uTz14 7 months ago
73 people obviously dont have 15 bucks
kpjoneseph 7 months ago 36
@kpjoneseph It's up to 78 people who don't have $15 so sad, I know I got $15
Chris090883 6 months ago
I watch the first part everyday because i have sky+ HD
HenryKieran 7 months ago
"this will keep the sun outta your eyes"
she puts the hat on backwards. XD
ghanga420 7 months ago
i got into it aswell and it turned off LOL
dudson27PSNaddME 7 months ago
this video is good
corys19 7 months ago
I can't get this song out of my head. AND I LOVE IT! XD
VylenNightfall 7 months ago
i love this song
hwherley1 7 months ago
dude y dus the description say silent and bob its jay and silent bob
gazwasere1 7 months ago
i sung this when i was little....
Corkyboobear 7 months ago
Weird Hahah
haileymichelle12 7 months ago
Fucking square.
xDaMiWORLDx 7 months ago
that kid has a sweet jacket
Radioactive1080z 7 months ago
6:20 - 6:29 mat mat mat brlll xD
CoaCzbgUltraBoys94 7 months ago
Thumbs up for the "If you plan to shoplift let us know" sign
anynamethatworks13 7 months ago
lolollolol
MoneyGuru012 7 months ago
this song is awsome
mjdancer21 7 months ago
The fuck song is awsome
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mike971000 7 months ago
i thought a nik was 5 dolla? lol
MrDannyphantom1995 7 months ago
lolz jay and silent bob strikes back i looked up best song ever not the fuck song XD!!!!!!!
KiddPlague 7 months ago
I like the part where he said Fuck ^^
A7XDEATHBATz 7 months ago
is that earl?
cheekypants321 8 months ago
@cheekypants321 yes it is ;)
RedBullBrothers 7 months ago
fuck fuck fuck fuck, mothermother fuck, mothermother fuck, mother fuck mother fuck, noise noise noise! - (google translate) - grandmother public funds interest, what you do? personal issue filming should bill clinton! lolwtf your gay youtube
Rodiak41 8 months ago
turn the captions on, and read them the whole way through the video its fucking hilarious how stupid it is.
Rodiak41 8 months ago
best.:D
KenitomMC 8 months ago
jay and silent bob strike back is the funniest freaking movie ever
3rsliz 8 months ago
damn, that blondish lady can make a sailor blush....
masterchief1125 8 months ago
lmao silent and bob
lvanhorn2 8 months ago
THAT KID CAN SWEAR
Brando12345100 8 months ago
the more fuck we at was at 1:00 till 1:32
Brando12345100 8 months ago
uuuuuuh it depends on what iit is dumbfucks . you aint qonna qet a nick of crip for 5 dollars .
kr0nickristi 8 months ago
type "best song ever made" in the search bar :D
jyriiiiii 8 months ago 100
@jyriiiiii thats how i got here
drawperfectvideo8 8 months ago
So when is this bluntman and chronic coming out? I want to see it :O
Chamchamcham10 8 months ago
15 Bucks little man put that shit in my hand :L
A7XDEATHBATz 8 months ago
i love how there is 69 dislikes XD
cRuNkKiD100 8 months ago
i agree pimpmafuqa...15 bucks...lolol.
bonscott01 8 months ago
the point of a nicklebag is that its supposed to cost 5 dollars, hence the words nickle. Doesn't matter if its good shit or not
Darksirch 8 months ago
uuuuuhh if its qood shit then its 15$ , newbs .
kr0nickristi 8 months ago
@kr0nickristi get a new dealer. idiot.
pimpmafuqa 8 months ago
3:18 anyone notice the sign 'if you plan to shop lift please let us know?'
ButtonSmashMinecraft 8 months ago
The Duck Song is in recommended. awesome :D
vegeta30000 8 months ago
wtf \
skillvanz 8 months ago
15 bucks lil man put tht sh!t in my hand
WOS9431 8 months ago
4:22 i think i it went through y screen cuz i smelt that.
superelbeaner 8 months ago
Sadly, if they legalized weed, Jay and Silent Bob would be out of a job and the convenience store would be selling all the drugs people can buy. Good for the economy; bad for our two favorite stoners.
Theroha 8 months ago
waht movie is this from again?
EvilMushroomProd 8 months ago
God herself lmao XD
CodemanLakers 8 months ago
@Davidmagicman a 5 bag is 1.5 grams a 10 bag is 3.5 a 1/4 is 7 grams
AoRxiiNoScOpE 8 months ago
i like the first part motha motha fuck
3417akeem 8 months ago
1:30 start song
therulesofsabbath 8 months ago
your pretty fucking stupid to think that it is silent and bob. it is Jay and Silent Bob.
cloud6060 8 months ago
a nickel bag is half of a quater bag (7 grams) so 3.5 grams of weed
Davidmagicman105 8 months ago
@Davidmagicman105 DAMN NIGGA WUT DID YOU GO TO WEED COLLEGE ? lol
5r98 8 months ago
Jay izzzz LESTAAA THA MOLESTAAAA
Moleson3MC 8 months ago
LMAO i love this movie!! fuckin hilarious!!
jamie198908 9 months ago
68 ppl where too high to press the like button
mikecutsyoass 9 months ago
whats the name of this movie
96boowee 9 months ago
@96boowee
Its called: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
merino32 9 months ago
is that an actual film
dbell499 9 months ago
he farted
webkinzanime100 9 months ago
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lol this is way cool
1234hongwei 9 months ago
lol this is way cool
1234hongwei 9 months ago
fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise one two one two three four noish noish noish smokin weed smokin wizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatty smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smok- uhh lemme get a nickle bag 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show than you owe me owe me owe my jungle love yeah oeoeo WHAT THE FUCK iS THE iNTERNET?!?!?
froakentoken2 9 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE
MrBananadude112892 9 months ago
who is silent
jakesullyful 9 months ago
anyone know what name of the song is at the beginning??
ptf969696 9 months ago
here's the pulse,this is your finger,far from the pulse jams Straight yo your ass LOL!
T50513 9 months ago
0:54
TheTunderbolt13 9 months ago
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TheTunderbolt13 9 months ago
still trynna figure out where the fuck a nickle bag costs $15
mandarin0ranges 9 months ago 84
@mandarin0ranges slightly less than a blunt of dank :) silly
ABrilliantDisplay 8 months ago
@ABrilliantDisplay for some reason i just can't imagine them selling anything other than middies lol
mandarin0ranges 8 months ago
@mandarin0ranges Maybe jay is just a shitty dealer?
nerdswith8guns 8 months ago
@mandarin0ranges cuz its that goood shieeet ! aha
MrSaer2 8 months ago
@mandarin0ranges in the north babay! YEEEAAAHH!!
Swedchef3 8 months ago
@mandarin0ranges WTF!! right!?!?
Diane530 8 months ago
@mandarin0ranges shitty pot it's everywhere.
colesdardar 8 months ago
@mandarin0ranges because a dime bag costs $10 and a five nug costs $5 so if you put that together you get a nickle bag that cost $15!
josharneson 7 months ago
@mandarin0ranges a nickle of some strawberry cough is 15$ bro.
or any other dank-like substance
iSmokedMyGED 7 months ago
@mandarin0ranges
In New Jersey, EVERYTHING is overpriced. Take it from a Jersey boy.
KitsuneJimmy 7 months ago
@mandarin0ranges it was some kush
MultiZombinator 7 months ago
@mandarin0ranges because a dime bag costs $30
MrDerk45 7 months ago
@mandarin0ranges It should be 5$, a dime sack is 10$ and a Quater sack is 25$
nothappy365 7 months ago
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Alright don't you fucking move you little shit machine Mom's going to try to score
megainsomniac 9 months ago
Alright don't move you little shit machine Mom's going to try to score
megainsomniac 9 months ago
If you plan to shoplift let us know thanks
megainsomniac 9 months ago
The dude he was talking to in the comic store looks like Jake from Jake & Amir.
billy12149 9 months ago
@billy12149 You mean Jason Lee?
gojetsandpackers 9 months ago
YOU FUCKIN' SQUARE!!!!!!!!
TristanBeaner 9 months ago
you're the b*tch and you're the butch XD .... I4M THE B*TCH?!!
and than . if we where married that would be the way i saw it XD
linkinparkfanaat 9 months ago
It's jay and silent bob
moemoe1967able 9 months ago
tall and normal
11mrdax 9 months ago
im going to look up jungle love now.
GreenLanternandHulk 9 months ago
67 people are officially gigantic sac 'o' douches!
Deshelton10 9 months ago
haha she puts the hat on backwards and says it'll keep the sun out of his eyes
Lwyte17 9 months ago 2
6:40 hahahahahahaa
kakiplotzi 9 months ago
press 2 nuff said
xinsanityjmo 9 months ago
i aksed my mom if i could sit outside a store hopin i would end up like Jay n Silent Bob lol
pkmeele 10 months ago
this is the best song ever i almost shat my self laughing
1313qazqaz 10 months ago
Wow they so fuk like 211 times?!
nikki999999999999999 10 months ago
Is the guy in the comic store from the 'my name is Earl' show
greenday101195 10 months ago
@greenday101195 Yeah, that's Jason Lee. He plays that character, Brody, in Mallrats as well; he plays Banky in Chasing Amy and later in this film; he plays Azrael in Dogma; and he crops up as Lance Dowds in Clerks 2.
The guy who plays his brother in My Name Is Earl also crops up in a lot of Kevin Smith films.
cpk4life 10 months ago
@greenday101195 Yes he is.
Deshelton10 9 months ago
they need a counter that counts how many times it says fuck in the movie
urbanninjaist 10 months ago
drinki beers beers beers smokin fatty smokin blunt who smoke the blunt we smoke the blunt rollin fatty hey can i get a nickle bag 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then u owe me owe me owe my jungle love oweoweowe i think i wanna know ya know ya
MrDGulp 10 months ago
description o.O win! :P
squdfighter 10 months ago
Thier names are, Jay and Silent Bob. Not silent and bob.
proDERP 11 months ago
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I finished watching this movie last night, and it was funny as hell.
Dungeon287 11 months ago
LOL
Denalynnnful 11 months ago
what movie is this song?
BeDd0w2 11 months ago
@BeDd0w2 Jay and Silent Bob strike back
der363Productions 11 months ago
i like the way i typed "best song ever made" and came here :D
tonisis96 11 months ago
6:23 most epic part besides the fuck song...if you repeat it constantly, it becomes the entire clip!
iwilleatyourbrains69 11 months ago
"a long time ago in a convenience store far, far away."
lol i live in pennsylvania.
Ignore14 11 months ago
' Aint Tht Abou A Bitch? ' xD
ThoseNeonGummyBears 11 months ago
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
InuHanyouGirl1995 11 months ago
LOL KEEP REAPEATING AT 4:21
TheRainbowChihuahua 11 months ago
witch movie is this?
wprstx2 11 months ago
@wprstx2 jay and silent bob strike back
killthequiet 11 months ago
61 ppl didn't vote for obama
1Bosmal2 1 year ago
I like this is funny
LeadedRedDog 1 year ago
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
0svaldo000 1 year ago
@lilpodigepie
It's not Silent and Bob. . . It's Jay and Silent Bob
CarlyMarieable 1 year ago 119
no ticket! lmao
BuckNorthroh 1 year ago