Whose Line: Cheating Hoedown

[stevechambers500]

Cheating is something that I'll never ever do.

I really meant it when I said "I'll never cheat on you."

She was the best girl, I loved her like no other.

Boy was I angry when she cheated with my brother.

[JakeWearsJeans94]

How can I break this to you, easily and painless,

I've committed an act that is quite heinous,

You've guessed it I have cheated but one thing you have to know,

My dear right-hand; I cheated with a body pilow.

[gallster123]

Is that Brian Cox behind the desk?

[lou4brew]

Oh I've been cheating, there is no doubt.

my girlfriend is really going to shout.

Especially since it was with a weiner

Oh by the way, my name is Justin Bieber.

[Pyrofusion15]

I have cheated hundreds of times

I have cheated, thats why I sing these rhymes

When it comes to cheating, I am the best

Because I cheat on my every test!

[linanxi54]

LMAO at the guy who yelled out "KILLED THE DOG!" I can imagine the conversation between him & his wife:

Wife:"Um, honey, have you seen the dog? What happened to it?"

Husband:"I didn't wanna tell you this but, I killed the dog"

Wife:"..."

[CanadianCid]

I woke up one morning my nuts in a bag

i hate that woman so much she cut them off that hag

I did my best to lie my best to pretend

Problem is my wife still met my girlfriend

[TheRedMan2550]

I cheat on my girlfriend from time to time,

And when I do it, I feel like disgusting slime.

I finally told her about it, and I asked her for marriage,

That was when I found the truth, and saw his undercarriage.

[greatestgoalie25]

Based on Drew's verse, I suppose I have had a few 3-ways. LMAO

[bigb59100]

Yes i like to cheat, I do it all the time

isnt it nice when you have 3 at a time

Even when you wake up and one is a guy

at least you can say you were the catcher at one time.

[RozsaKietse]

I had a boyfriend once, what a jerk he was

He cheated on me with my own 'cuz

But at the time I didn't care he was mine

All I said was "Shut up, I'm watching Whose Line!"

[Stormcat1]

I cheated on my boyfriend, I regret nothing

I went with a country star, boy that boy can sing

He wasn't mad, he just laughed real hearty

Since we all hooked up at a swinger party.

[firebow82]

I had an affair and it was realy fun

Its the best thing i have ever done

Why, you ask, you will soon see

You see, i had an affair with Colin Mochrie

[Pinee4]

how does laura keep playing? id be choking from laughing so hard xD

[fall92baby]

@Pinee4

practice

[MezzieB21]

@Pinee4 On some of the hoedown you can see that she is also laughing!! My favorite is the wrong name in bed!! LMAO!!!

[Faintfall]

Drew's rhyme was actually funnier than Ryan's? So weird

[KeithThee1]

Damn, these were some killer verses

[StopStaring00]

I cheated on my boyfriend

I felt so bad in the end

Not because I cheated but something more scary

I cheated on my boyfriend with Drew Carrey

[kellyberger1969]

Boy I'll tell you cheating really is a crime,

when my husband found out he was 'bout to die,

but when I explained he wasn't mad at me,

oh did I mention, I cheated with a she? :3

[doaftheloaf]

just the other night i decided to cheat

i thought a different woman would make my life complete

because my wife couldn't scratch that itch

anything to get away from that stupid bitch.

[strokesfan1107]

did anyone else notice Laura Hall's major twitch at 0:13 ? it's like she got a shiver through her whole body

[oldfart387]

@strokesfan1107

I think she was having an orgasm.

[strokesfan1107]

@oldfart387 good one.... that was funny..... never heard anything like it

[waterfoxninja]

My wife caught me cheating, boy was she mad,

She ran to the phone and called her dad,

He was so furious that he tried to take my wife,

Because the girl I was cheating with was his wife

-_-"

[baddragon360]

well i cheated i must confess

it was a impulse thing something i regret.

well the thing i did is that

i was playing clubpenguin and minecraft.

[lucasgirl101]

My husband told me that he cheated on me just the other day

He told me he didn't mean to, he didn't know what to say.

My reaction, I tell ya, I didn't weep or sob it.

I just took a page from the book of Miss Lorena Bobbit.

[boredpersonthingy]

I'm the kind of guy that will never cheat.

Not even if some girl got me really drunk, you see.

At least I have a brain unlike a lot of pimps.

Oh shit I just remembered I just cheated with some chimps.

^^WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

[tipopapupolis]

9 wifes pressed disslike button

[cobrafangz]

i did a bad thing last night i already regret

me and my receptionest were at work having sex

she wore all this glitter which made it kinda of scary

my wife thought i had just fucked a fairy

(dane cook referance)

[Crimedog4444]

I had a dream last night my wife was screwing two black guys

Their dick's were so enormous, I couldn't believe my eyes

When I tried to join in with the boys from the hood

My wife said "Put your tiny dick away, it won't do me no good"

[neeraj2608]

drew's was really good! :D

[MrWWETNAROHUFCEWF]

DREW DID GOOD! damn

[HaruNeita87]

i feel like a douchebag i feel like a lie

the first words from your mouth would be that i should die

so im calling you here, so i dont get a Scar

but i went to Disney Land and cheated on your with Jafar

[KisaraChronius]

@HaruNeita87 hilarious xD

[HaruNeita87]

@KisaraChronius thank you &^&

[supermochachan09]

@ElfenLied619 cheated with a man! XD

[rinlen002]

is it just me or did I hear "slept with your brother"?

[wmclindsaycindy4ever]

JUST watched this 2 minutes ago on tv...haha Drew's awesome in this one...

[JoshWhitaker87]

this was just on a couple of minutes ago

[EmoKittyValentine]

DREW WINS xD

[BHS2011able]

i cheated on my wife, quite a lot of times

every girl i had, only cost a dime

everyone was curious, no one understood

but you see, my name is tiget woods!

[Gleek215]

I cheated on my wife, I feel like such an ass

I left her for a woman with a lot of tats

I lost a great woman and I'm the only one to blame

Who am I, you guessed it, my name is Jesse James

[MoMoMel908]

Wait.... slept with her... brother? XD

[SukhberS]

That's Drew's best line ever I think.

[Thunderchin]

Version 2.0 of my earlier verse

I'm a faithful man and I refuse to cheat

Then I plug in my NES cause I'm a gaming freak

Oh Konami Code, how I love using it

So let's pop in Contra, cause that game's the shit

[DustyPengwin]

The internet thesaurus..

12Medbe - Synonym: Sleep Deprivation

[MissKillaE]

i love how everyone writes their own hoedowns lmao

[TheKnightsofAwesome]

I was always faithful, that much there is true.

not til she told me a secret was it something i would do.

so i went and did it heavy with a chick like no other

all cuz my wife had told me Justin Bieber was her brother.

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

My wife was hungry for something to eat

she said get  off you're ass and move you're fucking feet.

She is becoming such a giant slut

So i cheated on her with some girl at Pizza Hut

[JeffHardyFan34567]

@MIZTERAWSOME2011 i like this because pizza hut in this!

[Devilishbritt]

My husband has had many affairs,

It's not hard to tell as he comes home completely bare,

I wish he would give it up and get some rest,

I'm tired of learning that he's prone to incest.

[JackieMae101]

my boyfriend cheated on me when i was eight

he said the other girl had some good cake

time has pass and i am happy now

Because I'm healthy while he's fat and round

XD

[topdekkobottomdekko]

That's the only funny thing Drew's ever done

[EpicSoftworks]

@topdekkobottomdekko Nope.

[topdekkobottomdekko]

@EpicSoftworks Yep.I personally don't find him in the least bit funny. He nothing on Ryan and definitely nothing on Colin. Bu fair enough, he has his moments.

[EpicSoftworks]

@topdekkobottomdekko still nope.

[topdekkobottomdekko]

@EpicSoftworks Yep

[wolfpac1able]

I've cheated on my wife with a prostitute

i couldn't help it she was really cute

i gave her lots of lovin i gave her lots of cash

& she left me with an awful rash

[Bazingannie]

@wolfpac1able LMAO!!

[MrArif1971]

@wolfpac1able LMFAO!!!

[joemomma824]

drews was the best

[rofflemows2]

@joemomma824 bleh, that's so 2009 =P

[Dustin2010james]

How many women have i cheated on?

ITS OVER 9000!

[Thedarkbrother21]

9 people were the other hands that got cheated on!! nice job Drew!!!

[NikitaHoney]

i'm not that old, so i cant tell how cheating is

and everyone who does it, is a bucket of piss!

but here's something ironic, that will bring up some smiles,

that if i had a boyfriend, i'll cheat on him with Ryan Stiles:)

[twilightfan42698]

"...something you don't want to tell your wife."

"KILLED THE DOG!"

wat a great husband!

[Milhail]

@twilightfan42698 i thought "slept with the babysitter was funny"

[MrTheBenBen]

Drew won it.

[Bowarcher]

cheatin' hoe...down. lol

[clinton62901]

Drew seems rather sincere with his. haha

[Davoerlo]

the look on drews face before he starts is just priceless. He realizes what he is about to say and is thinking oh man!

[Topitso3]

left hand is like strangers hand

[ElfenLied619]

I cheated the other day on my lovely wife.

It's the worse thing I've done in my whole life.

It was so horrible, it wasn't part of the plan.

What made it worse, I cheated with a man!

[KillaJay2007]

i heard that suggestion i wonder if they went with that would it be funny

[klhsmartypants1]

GO COLIN!

[dingdongditch1000]

I also heard "Killed the Dog"!!!

[surfer53]

My girlfriend cheat on me

With the local pimp

She hurt me so very bad

She told me I was limp

I told her gently

It was my blinking med

She wouldn't even talk

Or give me any....

[CanadaMuthafukka]

I heard "Fucked the babysitter"

[dingdongditch1000]

Best ever done by Drew!!!

[XavyWin7]

Drew Carey definitely proves during his verse that you shouldn't be afraid to do whatever it takes to get people to laugh for the sake of comedy.

[Kawarai]

Lol at first i thought Drew was high, looking at his own hand.

[oneworldguy]

Sometimes I have NO IDEA how Warhol can keep playing the piano flawlessly while laughing her ass off at the same! Watch her reaction after Drew Cary from both camera angles. LOL

[Stewey1972]

Drew had the BEST verse on this one. LOL

[Squeeker10]

0:35

[Squeeker10]

weird hands drew . . .

[SCO23]

I cheated on my girlfriend with my other hand when she's at work.

[MyMelyanna]

Haha, Jeff at 1:20 !

[XxGerardAWayxX]

i usually save stuff from Whose Lind because of Colin or Ryan

[CadoIots]

Let me tell you something that I regret,

I have been cheating on you since 2005,

I havent keeping score, but I have sex with 100 girls

Yes you guess it, My name is Tiger Wood

[sfgiantsfan1995]

@CadoIots wow, you are dumb

[starrbeatlesqueen]

Didn't Jerry Springer make a quick guest appearance on this show once?

[myoohface]

@starrbeatlesqueen yes

[MBLoving]

I love how Drew murdered this one LMFAO!

[Michael55443]

9 people have been cheated on.

[TwilightMU]

HOW CAN SHE KEEP PLAYING WITHOUT LAUGHING? 

[wmclindsaycindy4ever]

@TwilightMU Actually, when it cuts to behind the musicians side right after Drew does his verse, you can see Laura Hall cracking up.

[IvanTheHeathen]

I cheated on you, honey, and I wanna come clean

When we had our fight weeks ago, we said things we didn't mean

You really got me angry when you went on your screed

And though you said my dick was small, your sister disagreed!

[AngelofEnduringLight]

I admit I've been cheating

I deserve a beating

It is what I do best

That's right I'm cheating on a test

[PandaDAC]

Truly thus is one of the best hoedowns

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

Jeff's reaction to Drew's verse was gold. XDDD

[kojikatsuya]

There's a lot of people that admit to cheating

And the victims think we deserve a beating

But I would've been faithful, and not sing a different tune

If you stop your bitching and bust out with the poon

[ronaldisronald]

Drew's left hand stole the show..lolz...

Jerry Springer!!! lmao...Amazing!!!

[ronaldisronald]

Drew's left hand stole the show..lolz

[TedKrusty]

Ive Been Seeing Another Girl, Just Up The Street,

Hey But Nobody Knows Because Heres The Best Way to Cheat,

Take Her to the bar, Just Beyond The Tree,

Get Her High and Put her In Bed With Colin Mocherie.

[AxelFangirl8]

I love Ryan's. It's awesome xD

I cheated on my wife with her sister and mother

I also slept with her cousin and her brother

Boy when she heard, boy did it sting her

The good news is that next week we're on Jerry Springer

[kaangrich]

you guys all killed it

VVVVVVV

[IBringWhuppie]

I cheated on my girlfriend, I went all the way

I'm a big jerk, there's nothing more to say

But let me tell you something, you'll make me want to schut up

Cause the girls I cheated her with, weren't even grown up

[callumdude10]

I am married, its a harsh price to pay

I told her i was cheating on her just yesterday

I told her that i was sleeping with poor drew

She said 'no worries', ive been cheating on you with him too...

[GamePlayer567]

My girlfriend is kind and i like her a lot

The only problem is that she is not very hot

So i cheated on her and my new girlfriend is great

But since we can't have sex yet, i just start to masterbait

[SuperPoisonoak]

I cheated on my wife, soon after we were wed

i didn't even get her into bed

i shagged the person in a transit van

yes , you've guessed it, it was the best man.

[23pissedoff]

Drew fucking owned this one

[dingdongditch1000]

I thought this was cheating as in cheating in school!!!

[PowerhouseTom]

i found out my wife was cheating but i didnt cry

when i found who was the other guy

i found that it was an honour for this

my wife was cheating on me with chuck norris

[bluespell1]

funny

[Gleek215]

My friend's wife was cheating, I found out just today

I went to tell my friend right quick, I had something to say

But my friend already knew, he said "Why did I marry?!"

The man his wife was cheating with was that scumbag Drew Carey!

[TampaTrainer58]

Why do people post their own hoedown like we give a crap?

[BigD1987]

@darkdefender85 Win!

[samanthastarns]

I loved Drew's verse!!!!

[Sword414]

Now my wife cheated, i am quite darn mad

What made it worse, is it was with my dad

I hated her with all my heart, i wanted to bust her cap

But then she apologized, man i am a sap.

[samfeelsbored]

i love how proud Drew is

[4543563]

I'm tired of people repeating the damn lyrics in every WLIIAW video! :(

I have a boner too ^^.

[AOAleader]

Ryans verse almost made me spit my Monster drink at the computer! lmao

[narutofan78215]

four winners this hoedown

[Kloudwolv]

Why does Wayne have a tone like a Southerner? xD

[sungod55]

@Kloudwolv

He chose to sing it like that.

[TampaTrainer58]

@Kloudwolv I think he's from Alabama

[ImitationJesus]

listen honey, i have got something to say to you

i won't keep it silent, it's something i must do.

for the past 16 years i've kept it close to my chest

you are not the father cuz i fudged the paternity test.

[GordoZONE]

I am a strong man, better than everyone

if you see me coming you should really really run

with my bad ass-scary looking i just have no worries

the only guy who scares me is a man named Chuck Norris

[jamrfromanotherworld]

I went to a bar just the other day.

I me this girl who said sleep with me and I sad okay.

I was cheating on my wife and I should of known it was wrong

Especially when she took off her clothes and it was Drew Carey in a thong

[TheIflame]

ca...cant.....stop......watchi­ng.....

[leeks1408]

i'm getting bored of my wife and i need a way out

then i met a woman and i knew without a doubt

we slept for weeks and weeks she said her name was mary

then my wife found out it was actually drew carey

[Bozzykalelbozz]

did someone say "slept with my brother":S

[GhostInTheShell29]

@Bozzykalelbozz No Ryan said he slept with her brother. referring to his wife.

[Bozzykalelbozz]

@GhostInTheShell29 I mean when drew ask the crowed im sure some one sed "slept with my brother" lol



[vezina333]

Well, today I caught my wife cheating with the family plumber.

She was down on her knees giving him a hummer.

I said,"What do you have to say, tell me if you can"?

She said "I'll give you twenty dollars if you don't tell the mailman".

[101barroso]

@vezina333 lol that funny how long did it take u to make it up

[WayToSaveTheWorld]

Wow, this is the first time I've seen Drew overshadow everyone else in a sketch.

[jaysds123]

XD people should make Real life hoedowns for the lols

[hove18]

Honey come here i have something to admit

Youll be so angry i think your gunna shit

This is the only time you hear this

i stuck my little weiner in your brother chris

[luke8979]

my wife she cheated on I know i should be sad

but actually I am rather glad the reason for this I really shouldn't say

but between you and me my wife is gay

[leeks1408]

i was getting bored to i decided to cheat

she was the greatest and she couldn't be beat

may wife finding out was never the plan

but the worst part was finding out she was a man

[issyme33]

Well my boyfriend,

Decided to cheat on me.

It made me sad,

Cuz I thought we'd always be.

But it's okay I guess,

Cuz I was cheating on him with Miles.

And there was another guy,

I think his name was Ryan Stiles.

[antster1983]

Took the audience a little while to click that Drew was singing to his right hand! :oP

[firefly93321]

drew owns hoedown....but not as much as ryan XD

[firefly93321]

omg drew owns hoedowns =)

[ya2121]

brat camp premiers next monday...yay

[rocknrollmustlive]

every time you hear a rhyme for Drew or Carey.....you know he is going to be made fun of or referenced in a joke.

Awesome hoedown

[EthanDalloway]

one word to describe ryan.... GENIUS!

[GoddessAlexiel]

lol - U can also tell that Drew is trying to flip-off Wayne while he doing his hoedown XD

[GoddessAlexiel]

OMG! No wonder Drew Carey laughed at the beginning! lol He made a pun....

"CHEATING HOE"down

[DorkyyNeighbors101]

8 People Have Problems

[pippin254]

Drew absolutely dominated this hoedown...... o.0;;

[wafflessmellgood]

did i hear someone say during suggestions "you killed a guy" wth he has problems

IVE BEEN MARRIED 10 LONG YEARS, THE BEST OF MY LIFE

THERES JUST ONE PROBLEM, I CHEATED ON MY WIFE

IF SHE FOUND OUT, BOY SHED LET ME HAVE IT

SHED CUT OFF MY DICK AND FEED IT TO A RABBIT

[bikeridingducky]

@wafflessmellgood the guy said "you killed a DOG"

[DjDefero]

did anyone hear someones suggestion was 'killed the dog'? lol

[arocknrolldream]

@DjDefero I laughed SO hard at that! XD

[dingdongditch1000]

@DjDefero I did.

[buddypal19]

I agree with Rupnath she had the best job ever.. wished to be at her place...she laught and still keep going on the piano how does she keep playing it.. i cant stop laughing here lol

[KittyKatKicker]

looks like 8 people missed the like button....

[Charminbear01]

best hoedown ever

[poohbeargirls]

Lmfao! Damn! Drew Owns! haha!

That Was Good. Some Time I Have 2nd Thoughts About Wayne... xD

[bendOVERmee69]

i cheated with my OTHER hand lol

[shia120]

@bendOVERmee69 dude not even funny>>>>

[PowerhouseTom]

does jeff remind anyone of the new doctor

[kookie2819]

I've cheated on you mm once or twice

but boy o boy was it sure nice

you probably hate me, ya u probably do

but who really cares, I'm sleeping with with drew

...

Hahah I suck at hoedowns ;D

[ryan7g]

Wow. Black guy attempting to talk in a southern/hick accent = fail.

[Skope111]

@ryan7g His name is Wayne you prick.

[ryan7g]

@Skope111 yes, no shit you prentitious moron. I was referring to black people in general..attempting to talk in a southern/hick accent. Doesn't work out..

[Skope111]

@ryan7g My bad.......... I just read it wrong.

[ryan7g]

@Skope111 it's cool. but yeah, don't you agree? I felt like shooting myself after Wayne sung his verse lol. He's great and everything, but I hope I never hear him talking in that accent again haha.

@ryan7g Yeah, hes hilarious. I guess I just find humor in how bad the impression was so I didn't think much of it.