Inept Reviews: A Day in the Life (Of Sir Clive!)

[Kinitawowi]

This game gets impossible once you get to the tube stations.

[Eimhin85]

love it. this is hilarious

[anonbg]

Loved this game back in the day. It was one of those few games of its kind that wasn't too difficult. Collie you crack me up mate.

[EgoShredder]

LOL! Were you a goldfish in a previous life! Anyway I remember buying this game in 1985 and despite the over precise control required, it was an ok game. I think I got through a few screens at the time but not many.

Hey the main sprite looks more like James Whale than Sir Clive Sinclair!

[spursman]

blimey this takes me back,used to play this all the time loved it,great game

[theeightieskickass]

1st rule of the Speccy: ALWAYS redefine your keys! Pissed myself laughing at your feeble efforts, lol!

[capricious71]

You must have been drunk. Each time all you had to do was wait between the two green bits. :)

[nephildevil]

what an impossible frustrating game! :o

and isnt that a cat from "pedro"? looks the same imo

[Feenicks01]

This is one of my favourite collie reviews just based on how spectularly rubbish he is in it! I was feeling frustrated just by watching ...

[collieuk]

I can't believe how rubbish I was. I mean this is one of the few games I've reviewed where I've actually played it loads. I thought I'd get to at least the 4th screen! Oh well.

[sonofafitch85]

Mate, I was pissing myself at this one... something about the constant failure and Sir Clive's spinning bonce just tickled me.

[Aldorigen]

Update comment.

[bbwheatwave]

Why does Sir Clive have to get dressed when he has no body?

[tronus]

You son of a bitch. I fucking hate it when the reviewers suck so fucking bad at shit. It just pisses me off. My God, it's like a pet peeve, I suppose. I've never ever been this upset, I mean, for fuck's sakes, I'm sitting here writing about it. Christ, mate. You suck so bad at this shit you make people start cursing... incredible...

[collieuk]

Welcome to the cursing club. Exit is to the left, and light refreshments can be found at the bar to the right. Enjoy your stay.

[s1monz]

And you tronus give off the impression that you are similar to Sir Clive, except in your case, you are a penis with no arms legs, or anything else for that matter!

[MarcusBowen]

The way his head spins is well funny!!! :D :D :D :D.

[Haller1977]

jeez mate you we're playing awful.

And you didn't appear to be that drunk.

The game appears to be nice thought, love games that the hero is a bald head with quite a lot of beard ... who wouldn't

[collieuk]

Yea I was dreadful. I'm not sure what happened there. Usually I get about 4 levels in or more.  I think my concentration is shot! I played Donkey Kong Country for another review and despite doing well at it sober, I was bloody hopeless during the review. Crikey, don't let me behind the wheel of a real car after a couple of pints!

[boogersen]

I'd fogotten about this one. It was included in a games bundle with my first Spectrum and I played it a lot, but never completed it Great game, but incredibly difficult after level 6 or so. Not your best gaming performance but a hilarious review nonetheless.

[madderscientist23]

I think the graphics on this game are very different from most other spectrum games. Quite pleasing actually, I think it's the white background that has something to do with it. Bit hard for me too, tho