Freeman's Mind: Episode 15 (Half-Life Machinima)

[humanity25]

put on audioscript,,,enjoy!

[Thecommander248]

The other lines make me smile, but that "today's lesson is on muzzle energy and momentum" always makes me laugh.

[MaxaMatt]

MONKEY ON A STICK?

[Kyleisbeast9]

Funny

[ChristopherGiannone]

GET A PANKERCHIEF!

[asparagusoffice]

At 1:15, is he slapping himself? .-.

[evilchao25]

Well, i saw 10.5. "internal bleeding detected"

[jintheak]

At first he know everything later I don't know morse code

[AperturePartyEscort]

Dr. Gordon Freeman: the cool physics teacher you never had.

[pigeggs1]

@AperturePartyEscort

My Physics professor's name was Gordon Freeman, and he looked just like the guy from Half Life, and he had no idea why everyone was referencing a game that he had never heard of.

[passi11]

"Rasputin wasn't so lucky" I lost it

[sirdog9000]

Was Freeman slapping himself when he was on the pipe say sarcasticly how good idea it is to go down it?

[GriseldaLoL2008]

i love how freeman smashed his face into a wall at 2:06 and took it like a champ :p



[Danimalx3]

captain price has a beard.

[Danimalx3]

I am a gopher!

[joplimat]

i've been watching these things and seeing how much the number drops off every episode. XD

[HenryAcker]

Why is there porn in the suggestions?

[traackmaniac]

"We're getting fingered by godzilla!" epic :D

[Harzzaa]

I bet i wasn't the only one laughing with freeman at 3:46 :D

[iwannabepresident]

@domefavor95 IF I GET 100 LIKES DOORS LOCKED ARE THE AMOUNT OF DISLIKES LIKE LEEROY JENKINS WILL BE FREE AT NOTAREALWEBSITE.NOPE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL!Broke all your rules

[Famousreflex1]

im flying in the wings of radiation

[MrRedYoYoTT]

How to be a dick: You act like the guy below me.

[857Evan]

@TheBloodEagle27 You forgot to add "and don't add HOW TO WRITE A COMMENT!"

[ShamanG0M00]

"A handful of shrapnel makes the medicine go down!" thats true

[155jc]

lol "i am a gopher" i love this part

[JellyBabe02]

Comic book writers know as much about science as Gordon Freeman knows about the building layout of Black Mesa.

[Blasphemisaurusaoe3]

Go away, stupid ads. I want to watch Freeman's mind!

[carlosdiazixa]

6:34 That's not Godzilla, more like Biolantee

[raptofilms]

Areyou the one making all the noise? MONKEY ON A STICK! WE'RE GETTING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!

[kwazhimself]

"blast pit" was probably my most favorite section of half-life... wot a kickass game

[Boodoo4633]

MONKEY ON A STICK, WE'RE GETTING FINGERED BY GODZILLA

[magicawesome1]

If you don't know Rasputin died when he: drank a ton of cyanide, next was shot multiple times, strangled, beaten, put in a bag, then thrown into a frozen river. His cause of death; hypothermia.

[KurtKokaine1]

@magicawesome1 what the hell are you talking about?

[VIGO331]

Ross scot and hate work boy are my two favourite commentators there both alike and absolutely hilarious.

[ThunderCavalier]

Well, that explains why modern-day music sucks so much.

The drummer's too big to use normal drums, so he's probably using low-quality, large drums or something.

[Superawesomevids549]

how long until 40

[Jspyster]

6:32 MONKEY ON A STICK?

[jpcod5]

6:32 0.0 were getting fingered by godzilla?

[AsianEyes23]

Did he just slapped himself? 1:17

[KurtKokaine1]

@AsianEyes23 LOL, I can't believe I didn't notice that. Why the fuck is he slapping himself?? XD -that fucking priceless.

[demonhe]

what's with all the porn as related videos?

[aurasphere5000]

(freeman)MONKEY ON A STICK!

(me) LOLOLOLOL LMAO DX HAHAHAHA

[Manlife111]

Monkey on a stick

[dyliscool1]

kraft dinner milk freemans mind perfict



[dood515]

OMG! I laughed so hard @ "WOAH! COMBAT PLATTER! .. Hope I don't need to go that way .."

[sethtinygarbowsky]

those green things that the guy is shooting if look at its mouth it looks like a vagina

[ENEMYAC130ABOVE100]

stupid youtube i cant watch in full screen hardly without the screen being blank and these stupid advirtisements and of course i cant go in full regular P without the stupid buffer not chatching up

[SNITZ0]

@ENEMYAC130ABOVE100 wow I thought I was the only one that when I tried full screen it turned white 

[NEpatsProductions1]

@sobnytenedo Ross Scott

[sonnytenedo]

Can someone tell me the name of the guy doing the voice?

[SifleIsAwsome]

@sonnytenedo Ross Scott

[sonnytenedo]

@SifleIsAwsome thaanks! Does he have a channel?

[Dutchsnakegaming]

omg right when u said this music sucks my music went one weird lol

[AnthonyDaFox]

Why is Everyone repeating the Lines? Are they parrots? do they want a Cracker? XD

[66kcmiller]

@AnthonyDaFox I think the question is more along the lines of why the repeated lines are ending up as top comments.

[rapstyle11]

@AnthonyDaFox i dont know,i think so,if they are parrots,of course

[ScribblingPerson]

@AnthonyDaFox "Today's lesson is on muzzle velocity and momentum" Now where's my cracker?!

[icycold3347]

@AnthonyDaFox i believe they do

[SapunMan]

@AnthonyDaFox Your comment. I have read it in Scott's annoyed voice.

[origindirewolf]

I AM A GOPHERRR! :D

[BlasterDoughnut]

WHOA COMBO PLATER! I HOPE I DONT HAV TO GO THAT WAY, I WASNT REALLY EXPECTING THAT TO HAPPEN I DO NEED TO GO THAT WAY

[scottofengland]

NONE OF YOU ARE HOUSE BROKEN -boom-

[qwerty1279507]

Rasputin was poisoned, shot, shot again and drowned qfter 1 hour underwater :3

[pulsarion]

"I'm flying on the wings of Radiation" ROFL!

[darkro1122]

"MONKEY ON A STICK!!!,WE'RE BEING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!!" XD

[darkro1122]

"Like nyahhh..." lol

[ihoihoiw5]

"We're going to need a bigger gun..."

[TheCommonCrafter]

If only Gordon sounded like this.

[0kidavenger0]

BWHAHAHAAHAH "Rasputin wasn't so lucky."

[unoriginalizednames]

i never drank from the water fountains :|

[DarkofdawnProjects]

@djpokeboy

Hey, that was not very nice!

He is just trying to help out ignorant bastards like you!

Although some of his "rules" are dumb there is no need to act like that, he is just saying what he thinks is right!

[furryfan87243]

Don't waste words Freeman... just say a drummer to a garage band.

[Trybut3]

the phrase "no one hides from me" reminds me of Chuck Norris lol

[TheCommonCrafter]

@Trybut3 He is Chuck Norris, Gordon has a beard and can kill anything that moves. I knew it!

[xRhadical]

i hate that top comments are always flooded with the funny parts of the video!

[manualmaniac1]

if this wuz fallout he would be dead in less then a minute..

[Link123941]

"WE'RE GETTING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!!!" roflmao

[didogazeto]

the guy below me is gay

[WhamAdam]

I like how the youtube ad was about a medical and cancer clinic on this video

[JBommer4488]

5:50 "It sounds like the drummer to some shitty garage band." Hahahahaha! Hilarious! : D

[TheGmodkilla]

@tehremnantz Why do you think i said it?

[BULMA578]

I LUV freemans mind he is f****** hilarious:-D

[Parashutte]

He did fall to his death.. lol

[joeldeak]

I love it how even when he's interrupted he still goes back to the subject he was talking about, I hate it when people just start a new subject :P

[Mofalcolm334]

HL2Pt1 I can't even outrun the cops, and Im black

[ChibiMiiTen]

I am proud to be the person watching Freeman's Mind Ep. 15 on its 1,001,500 view

[bereisgreat]

MONKEY ON A STICK!!

[Cybertitan129]

first a mole, now a gopher. this guy is GOING PLACES

[brutaka359]

"I know everything"

2 minutes later "I don't know morse code"

[MrBibblybobblyboo]

@brutaka359 actually he says "im not a good example because i know ALMOST everything"

[Grissbane]

@brutaka359 almost everything

[r15835]

@brutaka359 3:19 He said "almost"

[JdawgTheFirst]

@brutaka359 He actually said ALMOST everything but ok ??

[Alxitment]

@brutaka359 he said he knows ALMOST evrything

[jajackla]

122 people got fingered by godzilla

[hesum147]

omfg that is great getting fingered by Godzilla that is the shit gotta love it who did the voice for all oft his i freaking love him

[BlueprintHD]

@spencertheheghog who says i dont

[groundbeef2]

Rasputin? lol

Achievement for Team Fortress 2. Get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and exploded in one life.

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

@groundbeef2 i really hope you are just pretending to be stupid. look up ''rasputin'' by boney m that will explain it for you

[groundbeef2]

@xXMoLtEnMaStAXx Dude. I know about Rasputin. He went through a lot of crap, only to be killed by drowning.

I just mentioned TF2 because I like the game. Don't consider everyone stupid just because they don't leave complete references to characters in books, people in real life, etc.

[scatzilla99]

I'm gonna start using Combo Platter.

[BlueprintHD]

i like it how he doesnt have a crosshair

[spencertheheghog]

@BlueprintHD do you have a crosshair in real life?

[BlueprintHD]

@spencertheheghog who says i dont :D

[spencertheheghog]

@BlueprintHD most eye docters and physiologist

[beta0blaster]

lol hankerchief

[deedeethedove]

"Comic book writers know as much about science as I know about..."

people skills?

[pauliex999]

i got bit by a spider i didnt get powers it just hurt

[tarek12mig]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT OPEN THE SHIT DOOR OH THIS IS BAD DX

[InhaledPancakes]

2:05 he smashes his head on the wall.

[venamek]

A HANDFUL OF SHRAPNEL MAKES THE MEDICINE GO DOWN!

[clansullivan58]

Gordon plays hide-and seek for keeps.

[Ototcon]

I found what he was talking about; literally whale song remixes. It sounded exactly like the space octopus thing in the video.

[Sefaras690]

4:15 "oh i see you"

[TheGrimSmile]

Why in the world do the suggested videos provide the last episode and then skip one? Thanks, youtube.

[snaiperis132]

And aliens too :\

[snaiperis132]

BOT it's not aliens it's zombies :/

[plzwork100]

@snaiperis132 There aliens and zombies ask valve

[snaiperis132]

@plzwork100 i know N00B

[plzwork100]

@snaiperis132 Its a bad joke lol plz no rude comment

[MegaG58tehfirst]

I really wish the best parts would stop being ruined in the top comments

[littlekiller1000]

@MegaG58tehfirst yep

[andreafosho88]

@MegaG58tehfirst You could try not reading the top comments before you watch the video.

[Kazagaroth]

@MegaG58tehfirst

no shit

[cybermelk]

@MegaG58tehfirst why would you read the comments before watching the vid? you should know by now that youtubers would ruin it

[trollshamanpwnage]

@MegaG58tehfirst

I really wish i would stop reading the comments before i've watched the videos...

[MegaG58tehfirst]

@trollshamanpwnage Well what the hell am i supposed to do while the video loads?

[trollshamanpwnage]

@MegaG58tehfirst

You have to wait for a youtube video to load? Damn, i pity you.

[AnimeLoverLukara]

@MegaG58tehfirst Ever tried... Restarting your computer?

[TheTammyd03]

you need a snpier

[OplaGames]

Fuck you on a stick! Haha

[Cosmographia83]

The funniest parts is that he's complaining about something--stops to kill someone--and continues talking like nothing had happened. XDD

[MasterNutify]

"It´s all over me"

That what she said



[MicrosoftPoitsPlz]

"There's a lot of meat there"

Thats what she said

[alexfeldhann]

i hate awkward pauses

today's lesson is on muzzle energy and momentum

[mgfilms1000]

how do u unequip a weapon plz tell me

[JiniCircus]

did he smack himself? o.o

[RandomPeopleLikeMe]

1:38 i am a gopher

[lonewolfbadassery]

6:03 and 6:20 that's what she said .

[lonewolfbadassery]

NO , BAD THING ,BAD

[stratoMV]

the only reason im subscribed to machinima, is freeman's mind

[leximae98]

MONKEY ON A STICK!

Were being fingered my godzilla!!

[TheRyder808]

HOLY SHIT,WERE BEING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!!!!!

[TheRyder808]

This episode has alot of transitions.but still its really funny

[Beandude202]

@TheRyder808

The transitions are where loading screens would be.

[mkwoohoo]

I'm surprised Freeman has a lot to talk about.

[stormdumb]

"Aliens just can't come in and say "Yeah!", they gotta knock the door first!"

[noquedaunbuennombre]

Outake at 5:42?

[peachesdeity]

@noquedaunbuennombre Its where the game has to load

[111paolo2]

thumbs up for noble 6 mind

[ginganinja714]

@111paolo2 That won't work as well as Freeman. Six has a voice actor.

[bebeldan]

1:32 It looked like Jupiter

[weeedster]

i am a gofer!

[gelu4056]

@Eddiebillzfanclub or as much as the scientists know about staying alive

[Nitros756]

the 122 people that disliked this were the dead soldiers relatives

[Eddiebillzfanclub]

Comic book writers know as much about science as gordan knows about Morse Code

[mrguermo1]

"theyd want me to lose my beard.. fuck that"

[gangstervural]

this makes me wanna play Half-Life and Half-life 2 again

[Flowersim]

CONVERSATION OF THE DAY!!!

Dog Owner: Hello, I have lost my dog. He slipped off the leash and went rampaging in town! Could you find him for me?

Dog Catcher: Sure, We'll get the shotguns, it will make it easier. Also grab a gas mask. You never know if they have evolved, mutant snobs... We don't even have insurance and this place still keeps clean!

Dog Owner: Yeh, I'll come back till you get the insurance, umm... Bye

Dog Catcher: Oh well, better feed the snot monster...

ROFL!!!

[zombihunter1258]

I wonder this. When hes alone is he talking to himself or to use?

[Necro12511]

Reason # 571 to buy Half Life:

Godzilla.

[TyMan210]

@Necro12511 Reason #983 to buy Half-Life:

It's on sale on Steam, currently.

[jhenry9989]

lets see the list:

Bitten

Shot

Bombed

Electrocuted

Almost drowned

Almost fallen to death

[LordOfOrangutangs]

@jhenry9989 Even Rasputin wasn't that lucky!

[TheEar45]

I wonder why he never aims down his sights XD

[thefunshow123]

and u guys r freakin nerds he is not a god r u guys stupid retards he is not a god assholes

[IceCoolG4mes]

@thefunshow123 who said he was a god? 'Godmode' is a developers console cheat that renders the player invulnerable from anything. no damage is taken.

Educate yourself, wait till your 8th birthday and we might continue this discussion.

[weeedster]

@thefunshow123 it's called sv_cheats 1 followed by god in the developer console included by valve themselves.

[thefunshow123]

wat the hell is god mode there is no god mode in the game if he doesnt take health boosts it doesnt matter hes a proffesional prayer u idiots

[siegeghost100]

@thefunshow123 he uses god mode to not die and noclip to climb ledges that normally couldnt be climbed. He told me in an email

[Little1gman]

@thefunshow123 Well you Win the spelling contest