Lily Allen - Alfie Video

[MrBubbabojangles]

Lily looks so cute pregnant lolol

[missmasha00]

shes amazing!!! i have a total girl crush on her!

[LalitaLilly]

Scary Alfie!

[lilyallenloveyou]

badashazeus, get a LIFE, and no bother making rude comments, GET THE BOAT! your opinion is not needed or wanted! LILY ALLEN IS AMAZING IDOL MUCH<3

[BadashaZeus]

Yeah and what the fuck are you doing Lily? Ironing and making tea? And making shit songs? And what am I doing, commenting on shit music videos? Alfie is doing more than either of us.

[DarkEmbrace88]

sounds just like my big brother xD

[SarahRoseFinney]

@DarkEmbrace88 Mine too! What an quinky dink!

[TheEvilOtakuAFG7]

I'd hate to be in that situation

[KuraikoLee]

i love her accent =3

[FansLilyAllen]

ADORABLE ALFIE.....OR NOT? HAHAHA

[TheDittyBags]

Grrrrr......

[brazilainboy5]

aww bitch thats his weed he bought that from me fair and square

[rockerhippi]

Bitch stole his weed!

[paramore0otwilight]

I love the quirky lyrics! Makes me laugh. My heart goes out to her, poor girl lost her baby!) : At least she has a wedding to look forward to!( :

[schloddemarie]

EAR CANCER!

[cookie28ify]

i would favourite this buh that puppet is scary!

[MegaSwog]

wow what the fuck just happend

[cyanalezandre97]

the puppet is scary.

[SuicidalCheerLeader]

@shinysally ikrr lolzx its awkward tho O.o muah ha ahhahaha so weird

[SuicidalCheerLeader]

dun yhu just hate it when yhu walk-in on a puppet jacking off???

[bman97971]

in the vevo vid it censered out twerp i think it was but they thought it was twat lol pwned at the end ps it might be twat idk dont judge douche



[mandyandcandles]

@bman97971 it does say twat.

[thekillerteddybears]

13640 ppl are like lily...726 are like alfie...who do u think would win if they were in a fight??? and thumbs up if u thought it was funny when alfie was jerking off XD

[supervacuus]

this video describes almost all boys between about 14 and 23

[ToontownDreamer]

724 people seriously need to stop being twats and got punched in the face

[MCMRats]

1:27

I came.

[firespiter95]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Female 18-24

Male 35-44

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[richrox21]

@firespiter95 

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

[bluespell1]

I want her in bed

[pumkinpie96]

What are you guys taking about? Alfie Is SO HOT! ;]

[crazykid503]

how could they be related?? he's hideous.

[TheXXxZoMBiEAttACKxX]

i just wanna punch Alfie to another world cuz his face is just EWWW.

[lucyandjosh]

This song makes me laugh i dont no why. LOL

[xLilDinoSaysMoo]

alfie is the hottest thing ever

[zachev2kool]

I love how her songs are basically kids songs but the lyrics are so dirty!

[caldies10]

Alfie is scary!!

[StarShine121110]

i like lilly allen and her best clip is alfie! this is really funny

[irisrooz]

it's just funny really really funny

[lordjakx]

Is this a subtle shot at gamers? lol

[Ninix23]

Lily Allen is so cute..jesus christ!

[NUNEZproductions1]

she is hot

[tokenbabe]

funny vid.... i like her.

[MouseAndCo]

I love the ending :') Brilliant song

[kelly19091]

I feel so sorry for Lily Allen. I cant belieeve she had a still birth :'(

[lobbielou]

@kelly19091 she didn't she had a miscarriage

[kelly19091]

@lobbielou I swear when its after 6 months its classed as a still birth?

Ah well, either way its horrible that she lost a child :(

[ma0loves0fantasy]

lily mein herz gehört dir.... mein zu tiefstes beileid....

[takeitupyanose]

UpYaNose.com.........Is Lily Allen the future of British pop rock??? Let us know at UpYaNose.com

[AriDillProductions]

this is me lol

[kansasisapunk]

No...Katy Perry is the american Lily Allen!!!

[EmmaJH]

@kansasisapunk Katy Perry is from Australia

[mynameismina9]

@EmmaJH No she is from UK

[loquatiousbadger]

@EmmaJH

No she's not, she's from Santa Barbara California.

[Ali74]

Lost her baby after 6 months. My heart goes out to Lily

[mattycatman]

@Ali74

Poor her ;(

[3mily888]

baby brother simon.........

[lloplkdhniw]

esa marioneta se parece a un hermano mio jajaja

[juulkaps]

alfie scares me

[mattyman17]

@lemonandlime9860 no

but that's just my sexual preference

[Hachimitsu0Heart]

I would murder that puppet. ;3;''

Epic song though.

[MyCosmicCupcake]

was he doing what I think he was doing? o-o

[ella2450]

@MyCosmicCupcake yes, yes he was. lol eww! huh?

[kakukeable]

@MyCosmicCupcake frankly speaking, he was masturbating hahaha

[smilemecrazyful]

love this song lol

[MrNick19512010]

@seventy@ish - Avril shmaverel..u know who I meant - and I am afraid that frightened little girl with the body of a 12 year old boy is a talentless train weck about to do a britney spears breakdown - Lily maybe because or maybe in spite of her pedigree...is truly talented - bright - funny - and not afraid of diverging from the mainstream - yes she is hot I would do her anytime anyplace - but the point is she writes witty ditty's that are miles above her competition in the breadth and depth -

[suskabob]

That puppet is so ugly..

[BurntLikeScallops]

@suskabob so is Alfie Owen-Allen, the person who the song is about. lol.

[suskabob]

@BurntLikeScallops LOL that didn't even click till you pointed that out!

[MrNick19512010]

One of the funniest, wittiest, cleverest music videos in ages .....ALLEN is too smart - TOO MATURE AS IN GROWN UP FOR AMERICAN RADIO - it is so refreshing to see a brilliant talent not sink to stripping in her videos to get air play the american young''uns have turned themselves into strippin whores - april lavene looks like a 5 year old caught with mommy's lingerie and make up smeared all over her face........while Lily Allen is a true artist....singer song writer and brilliant comedienne

[Seventy2ish]

@MrNick19512010 Who is "April Lavene" ? You mean Avril Lavigne? If you're going to insult someone, at least get their name right. You claim Lily's not a stripper, yet there are photos of her drunk and topless at the Cannes Film Festival. She's young, hot, and the daughter of a celebrity. That's why she's popular.

[Izaebele]

@Seventy2ish Actually, she's successful because she has talent. Get your facts right.

Although she is young & hot :D I love Lily Allen for her voice & humour & looks (i'm a girl /shifty) & songs.

[CoacoaBean08]

@Seventy2ish if you cant see her talent then thats fine but many many of us can for example i didnt even know she was the daughter of a celebrity and ive loved her music for a while because of her witty lyrics, good topics, and i like her voice. thats why i like her and i know there are tons of other people out there who genuinely like her because of her talent. family association and hotness only get you so far. i get that you want to find ways to insult women who do crazy things. its typical.

[thecapricorn94]

@Seventy2ish oh, okay, so she did something stupid when she was drunk, and now she is a stripper, like, professionally? Yeah, cool. Honestly, I don't even know who her famous parent is, nor do I care. I love her music, and she is very talented. Don't like her? Fuck off. Really.

[ShelliousBellious]

She is hysterical! This video is borderline obscene. What in the world?!? lol Although, I do love Ms. Allen, she is sassy, sexy and extremely under-rated! She is truly a gem in the music world.

[nigastolemyyoshi1]

i wouldnt mind lily allen walking in on me while im masturbating

[kenichiSE]

lol

[shinbad21]

I am guessing that their mother was a sexy British Gal and her father......... a ventriloquist mabe??

[cisqua93]

Im like Alfie... shit

[jesjesz1]

lol "im tryin to help u out so can u stop bein a twerp" my favvv line

[loquatiousbadger]

@jesjesz1

Twerp? It's the much ruder word "Twat". It's even in the album lyrics.

[craiasanoptii]

720 people are like alfie

[BurntLikeScallops]

@craiasanoptii im just like alfie, lol. even though i thumbs-upped.

[angelmycat]

@craiasanoptii 721

[TheDittyBags]

@craiasanoptii Yea... and there proud :D

[rawry420]

@craiasanoptii poor Alfie lol thumbs up haha. i was looking for the the fuck you very much song haha, shes good looking and for a chick she rocks.

[yeggola]

@lemonandlime9860 ....ROTFL!

[Respectthewilderness]

1.20 lmao!

[SuicidalCheerLeader]

teehee this is lyke ninja awesome

[popiedo]

lol affie looks like my old roommate

[Otoshourai]

Lily Allen = Arthur Kirkland

Alfie = Alfred Jones

Just putting it out there for all you Hetalia fans :)

[xXXVIDEOxchickXXx]

Epic song... Love Lilly Allen!

[ligia1996]

2:10.. the little birds are smoking...

[codex613]

this is worse then gay

[thtswhoiam]

only one thing wrong with this song..the fact that she said my dear mon frere... and for those of u who dont know what mon frere means, it means my brother

[TingTang1234567]

@thtswhoiam

And the song is her singing to/about her brother, you know, like the opening lyrics say

"oh deary me, my little brothers in his bedroom smoking weed"

So yea..Mon frere fits.

[richrox21]

shes beautiful! :)

[kookiemonster0017]

i love this song

[Chelseaness09]

I'm so obsessed with this song.

[thomasknox3]

ye but u gotta have a joint some time.

[thecpiplovez4]

@beehappii huh?

[thecpiplovez4]

hey why is his bed shaking

[deweyashleigh]

@thecpiplovez4

Are you really asking that?

[thecpiplovez4]

@deweyashleigh well how should i know what that means

[LacyLobotomy]

@thecpiplovez4 he's having a wank darling

[thecpiplovez4]

@LacyLobotomy  O:

[thecpiplovez4]

@beehappii o.o

[alfie12348]

my name

ia alfie

[alfie12348]

my name

[candyabac]

she look a bit like Alice from Alice in wonderland

[thecpiplovez4]

WHAT IS THAT THING THAT SHE TOOK OFF HIS BED

[masterofthewicked89]

@thecpiplovez4 a bong

[thecpiplovez4]

@masterofthewicked89 whats a bong im only 11 is it rude??????

[ChiquitaLarregui]

One word... Adorableeee!!!!!

[TheFlyleafArmy]

0:32 PENIS ENLARGEMENT PUMP!

[LacyLobotomy]

@TheFlyleafArmy it's a bong..because all penis enlargement pumps smoke o.O

[TheFlyleafArmy]

@LacyLobotomy It looked like a penis enlargemnt pump to me.

[dippyzipp]

@TheFlyleafArmy no it was a bong, plus I doubt penis enlargements have rasta colors on them hahaha

[KaDy813]

its freakin creepie

[sparklingcupcakes]

@lemonandlime have you walked in on a puppet masturbating???

:)

[daantjuhhh83]

smoke weed every day

[1rainbowbright]

@lemonandlime9860 Ugh! You have no clue. It's like an every day thing for me. D:

[MargeSimpson20]

The bit when she bends down to open the door reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.

[ksd145]

Oh it's a bong!! In the non explict it's his controlers. XD I knew something was changed.

[MrFunkrepubIiik]

I would stuff lily allen

[bellacullen4444]

Shes kinda like the English Katy Perry...but WAYYY better.

[0saintclark0]

@bellacullen4444 Lily was around long before Perry came on the scene. Katy Perry is the American Lily Allen, not the other way around

[bellacullen4444]

@0saintclark0 true dat...

[MscBlggr]

@bellacullen4444 LOL I never thought about that. 

[soysaucefool]

@bellacullen4444 Katy Perry said it once "Im a fat Amy Winehouse and a skinny Lily Allen" Lily hated her for it.....

[joelexwilson]

@soysaucefool Yeah know what you mean she should be so lucky to be anywhere near as talented as Amy Winehouse or Lily Allen

[MyFaceBurns]

Lily Allen is so fucking ugly.

[stgm]

@MyFaceBurns Really? I think she looks extremely cute in this video.

[Nightmonkey17]

@MyFaceBurns

Lol u gay?

[MyFaceBurns]

@Nightmonkey17 Opinions, I suppose... just saying I've seen nicer girls who no one really moons about.

[TEyeGGerrr]

@MyFaceBurns no she isnt  i think she is VERY VERY VERY preety

[MyFaceBurns]

@TEyeGGerrr Opinions, I suppose... just saying I've seen nicer girls who no one really moons about.

[TEyeGGerrr]

@MyFaceBurns huh

[fabulouss2009]

omh i had nightmares with alphie hes soo creepy!!!

[CherryBoom264]

Lovee Itt :D

[SuperRobnation]

my fav song for Lilly Allen!

[angrybeaversfan]

lol she OWNED him!! Imagine what he thought when he saw this :D

[darceym21]

they need to play lily allen on american radio!

[TomatoMOOSH]

This is the creepiest shit I've ever seen.

[angelbunny95]

@TomatoMOOSH its fuckin awsome!!!

[Dannolgorski]

@TomatoMOOSH this is the creepiest shit you ever saw?

you have been sheltered, this is definately not the creepiest

no catholic man boy priest love here XD

[1Pantikian]

wow, being her little brother after this video came out must suck

[Hardyboy611]

good song

[Karmaffix]

She looks so young here..

[diddozproductions]

She looks much better with long hair :)

[dropsofjupiter4]

the little bong was so cute.

[Nats825]

funny

[Hotlizxox09]

cant stop watching this.<3

[leather666face]

1:26, the way she says "computer" is so sexy, I love her accent, its damn sexy indeed

[ArianaAndMalinaShow]

@leather666face LOL WHEN DOES SHE SAY THAT?

[leather666face]

@ArianaAndMalinaShow 1:26 :P

[ArianaAndMalinaShow]

@leather666face oh loL!!! i see :P

[NGstalagmite]

YEAH! tell 'em to get a job Lily! bloody low lives XD

[pcomputer]

the story of me and my roommates

[elvickRULES]

OMG, ENOUGH WITH LADY GAGA. Either her or fucking Justin Bieber are in every fucking music comment section. Even when they make no fucking sense.

STFU. GOD. /rage

[SaintDoherty]

the video matches the song

they are so pretty and crazy

[geico1212]

she looks like katie perry

[pandaexpresslover77]

kinda creepy!

[purplegirrafe357]

Your little brother is....very little.....and creepy....

[antisasusakulover]

WHAT UP WITH THE CREEPY ASS DOLL!!! FUCK THAT SCARY DOLL!!!

[FlyingSheepNZ]

You Say Lady Gaga, I Say Lily Allen.

You Say Fall Out Boy, I Say Artic Monkeys.

You Say Fred, I Say CharlieIsSoCoolLike.

Brits Do It Better. Like This Is You Agree (:

[LacyLobotomy]

@FlyingSheepNZ Brits kick Americunt arse. trust me I'd know.

and and and and

Charlie McDonnell<3

[monster2252]

@FlyingSheepNZ  LADY GAGA !

[kageromaru]

@monster2252 ya, mr gaga the gaymaking brainwashing machine. (y)

[alycat231]

@FlyingSheepNZ wow you just explained my life. but i like all of them XD

[FlyingSheepNZ]

@alycat231 I know this is extremely odd to be commenting so much, but I like all of em too, but how I wish I was british. It's better culture over there :D

[soulfoodmonkey]

@FlyingSheepNZ lol im not a brit but i would have to agree

[jude19961]

@soulfoodmonkey Well I am and well of course I agree!!

[FlyingSheepNZ]

@soulfoodmonkey Neither am I, but some day :}