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  • Why do all the damn Brits on here gotta be talking trash. Just talk about how bad Americans are then think that you'll never go pro either because i can guarantee that almost all of you are just insecure children trying to find a sense of power on the internet.

  • Why... Oh why do u feel the need to make soccer tutorials? Just stop guys... Please! It actually hurts to watch

  • I'm generally quite proud to be an American, but, wow! Just wow! Classic tutorial. This is going on my favorites list fo sho.

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  • i no better than they do and who scores with there chest

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  • Keep it up guys decent video

  • new borns know this..

  • thats not how you shoot in any football

  • this is a comedy act ....right?

  • deberian estar prohividas las camaras para weones como estos....

  • stop trying americans

    

  • "where your shoulder starts, and your arm, you cant really use any of that"... what a joke. and it does sort of matter whether or not you use the back of the head then the front

  • i think out of everyone in the world Americans are the LAST that should teach fútbol... enserio esto es mierda mi primo de 6 años juega mejor que estos boludos

  • stupid video

  • ... fucking. joke.

  • expert village fuckin sucks

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  • haha Americans explaining how to play football lmao!!

  • @andyfayuk

    we're not all incompetent. i'm sure there's one or two Europeans who know how to explain American football quite well.

  • 1:28 He looks retarded x3

  • "along with shooting with your feet, you can use your head. you can use the front of your head the back of your head" LOL!

  • boring and you guys look :@stupid!

    and that's indoor FOOTBALL :@not soccer!!

  • i just cant understand what is the different between indoor and outdoor shooting in this video??

  • a little tip more action less talk 

  • "and anything down here" XD

  • Jaja this guys are cool jaja

  • U don't try to score with the back of ur head its just stupid

  • At the end....and anything down here can be used to score..*looks down at his dick*

  • 1:10 ahaha looks like a gay godzilla shooting the ball

  • lol 0:14 left to right but you went from right to left using your hands

  • I think this vid was meant to be a joke... or at least I hope so

  • watch?v=v-4GwCy6OR0&feature=pl­ayer_embedded

    

  • I've come to the conclusion that these videos are actually made to troll

    Please God, I hope that's true...

  • Screw this, i'm gonna shoot however i like ..

  • I realy want to see you play "soccer" : :D :D :D

  • 1:00

    "GET OUT"

  • 1:12 haha

  • @sk8cool619

    dont dis that. it takes some skill to do that. i bet u couldnt do

    any better.

    LOL,JK THEY ARE SUCH NOOBS

  • Some aren't white @ seano

  • yanks cant play soccer.

  • i are baboon. this was the first time you guys have touched a ball right??

  • 1:00

    I LEARNT SOMETHING

  • zeriouzly......no ofenze but white ppl dnt kno zhit bout zokker....go 2 da nba plz!

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  • @9BLAZED9 have you even seen a soccer match. messi marradona kaka beckham iniesta xavi lampard ronaldo these players are all white and are some of the best players in the world
  • @seano992 Yeah they are only 18th in the world IAW FIFA. and improving every year.

  • kol 5ra

  • Hhahahahahah nice tips

  • ahahaaha is it me or so Americans sound like complete idiots talking about football

  • @joeleggett13 i agree with you, stick to american football

  • @joeleggett13 i like how he tried to shoot with his laces

    :) he was skipping

  • If you make header with the back of your head, you can faint. Happend to me

  • hahahahah these guys are on crack.. if thats the soccer house on army post rd? ill come there an show how its done, from basic passing to basic techniques..... you guys shouldnt have posted these vids.. seriously...

  • name one pro footballer who runs into the goal once theyve scored

  • @ulticraig i mean some pro footballers do run into the goal to get the ball and run around with it lol

  • 1:29 ROFL

    What a crap header!!

  • lol these guys arnt footballers the poor guy can only kick the ball along the ground :L

  • These guys are dumb..i bet they can't even play soccer

  • @wyzxid and you can? troll

  • use ur balls as well dumbass

  • Bahahaha what a bad header.

  • thanks for the tips guys, cause of u guys i just scored a goal yesterday with my right nut

  • even your private part can score goals too!

  • Go fatass goooooooo!!!

  • wow thank you for 138.732 useless videos "expert"village!!!

  • He shoots like my mom without both legs -_-

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  • Nice

  • ur surely american dudes, cause u fucking suck at football... the europeans will allways be the best football player than americasn

  • @dellabona69 I forgot who wont the US vs England game this past world cup.. Refresh my memory please.

  • @Tcun0208 it was a 1 to 1 tie, but america's goal was a total fluke by the english keeper

  • O MY GOD!!!!!! i cant use my hands in football thanks for this crutial information guys

  • your instep and your laces are the same thing dumbasses

  • look at the fatass

  • haha what a joke

  • just lol. 

  • Hahahahahahaahhaahaaaa! you can tell these pair are shit at football.

    "Yeah land on your kicking foot" Hmmmmm okay WAIT THERE WHILST I JUST SHOULDER THIS BALL IN THE TOP CORNER

  • I hope you know, your instep is your laces.....not the inside bottom of your foot, and also you ALWAYS want to head the ball with your forehead...any place else where (side of head or back) will do damage to your brain. ;)

  • I hope the retards know that he they didn't use the instep but they used the side of their foot instead...... What a disgrace to americans i'm even ashamed

  • land on your kicking foot? oh..

  • OMFG IV'E KNEW THAT BEFORE I BEGAN TO FOOTBALL...

  • at about 1:10 ,watch his follow through after the shot

  • this vid should be, How to Drink a beer. look at him belly

  • @MusicnDraw and u should learn english not saying this is good just read what you type

  • hahahahaha thats why americans dont watch football

  • For Christ sake!!!........ Dumb and Dumber ...

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHH­HA Thumb up for this video

  • 1:28 wtf? hes retard on my god. AND THATS NOT SOCCER, THATS FOOTBALL, STUPID AMERICANS.

  • @xkaizin AGREE these americans are so dums really really dums for reall!!!

  • expert village get the fuck off youtube. i have yet to see a video that's good

  • that s sad

  • are you the new fred?

  • whats soccer?

  • wait so to shoot i kick the ball with my foot??? wtf since when?

  • Are they teaching 3yr olds how to play soccer. they dont know what the hell there talking about. its like there reading a scripped. haha

  • I WONDER WHY MORE THAN 700000 PEOPLE SUBSCRIBED TO THIS RETARDED CHANNEL

  • expertvillage have 138.793 vidz atm.. but! 9/10 instructors are SO BAD, that its really a waste of time. above.. a fine example.

  • In this clip,we are going to talk about shiting. There are many different ways you can shit.

  • expert villlage, haha, this is a joke, u guys suck, i hope this vid was only a joke cause who doesnt no that u can only hit the ball with everypart except your head, and a fat guy suks at playin

  • ce naspa ba

  • They seem retarded..

  • in indoor football 5 a side rules = no shooting from inside the area this vid does not help me

  • instep is not as accurate u idiots

  • whahwahwa funny shit xd

  • u sed any part of they body so does that mean i can use my dick or butt?

  • why is he kicking from the goalie box at least kick a little farther out

  • week sauce

    

  • weak sauce

  • noobvillage

  • wtf? TALKING about football is easy, i can yap bullshit about it all day, you cant play for shit. STOP making bullshit videos, my 2 year old can teach me what you just did, waste of time video.

  • LOL check out my video

    THAT'S how you play soccer.

    LOL

    check out my video, THAT'S how you play indoor soccer.

    youtube.com/watch?v=vlSt0BezoP­8

  • Just one word ... LOL !!

  • NO GUYS,THIS IS FOR 3 YEARD OLDS !!!

    WTF U CAN SHOOT WITH YOUR CHEST,HEAD,TOP AND LOGS ???????

    FUCK YOU NEWBIES !!!

  • this mean i can goal with my balls???

  • @666kolter AND WITH YOUR COCK,BUT THE SHOOT TO BE STRONGER JSUT PUT A NAKED WOMEN BEHIND THE GOAL XDDDD

  • @666kolter yes theres actually a funny video i saw on youtube where a profi player does that

  • Damn i wish my team plays against people like this. Total meg fest, wreck fest, and goal fest.

  • LOOOOL was that a header fail whale at 1:28

  • wtf 0:57 tts not instep

  • lol

  • call that skills check out gloryhole montage for some real football skills

  • people like this give the sport a bad name

  • wtf...im 13...im a huge soccer player for all my life....im a forward...and i can teach indoor soccer better than these fagturds

  • hahaha fagets

  • haha LOL

    

  • i hope they are kiding

  • hahahaha i just wasted 2 mins watching these retards lmao

  • These guys must lose every game...

  • mdr apprend deja toi

  • lol omfg 

  • this is gay

  • .......

  • omg this is so funny and stupid

    that is no difference between kicking indoors and outdoors

    except u kick little lower

  • these knts r ffukd

  • go play some super mario soccer is a wrong sport for u

  • OMFG

  • if you are watching this video then you have no hope in playing football

  • JAJAJAJAJJAJAA son horribles !

  • this looks like chitown

  • hahaha my 91year old grandma can shoot better than this xD

  • if you land on your kicking foot that meeens you have to swing your leg backkkk you fuking fat bastard im right footed im not gonna kick the ball with my laces thenn balance myself with the sme fooot yu ginger pubes kunt hope yi ma dies

  • i play travelling soccer and have been for 3 years now this video doesnt teach you anything if ur gonna kick a ball with your laces make shure its bouncing of atleast make shure its teed up and never land on your kicking foot beacause if u screw up u have no control over the ball

  • this is gay and that fat man and the ginger lad probably have sex with each other all night long

  • sorry bro but you 2 suck big time

  • first guy wearing basketball shorts and plaing SOCCER

  • @atai83 So what?

  • @atai83 i have done that aint noting wrong

  • @atai83 Guy on the left doesn't really seem like he plays alot

  • @fiftysteps yea thats wut i was thinking

  • 'you can use the front of your head or the back of your head it doesn't really matter'...lmao wat is he talking about i dont know about you but i dont think heading with the back of your head would be very sucesful as you cant see where your aiming at...

  • my grandma can shoot like that hahahha

  • you fucking wankers

  • the guy didnt evn kick it with his "laces"..he kicked it with his toe... expert village knows nothing about sports -.-

  • and you do? btw he did kick with his 'laces"

  • more than these idiots.... n watch it closely..he shot it with his 'toe'.

  • ur videos are absolutely a bloody waste of time and useless whatsoever!!!! btw, the fat one cant even shoot properly. u LAME!

  • this video is excellent for those, who doesnt have no idea what soccer is

  • Lol?

  • It's not soccer, it's not football, it's 英式足球,because the chinese people invented this sport.

  • ehm no it wasn't the chineese ^^. it was a danish prince... they played football with another prince they had beaten in battle...

  • Pharaohs invented it

  • shit shit shit !

    And goddamn stop calling it soccer, it's football

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  • LOL ONLY SHITS

  • That was a crazy lace kick...haha

    South American Teams are the worst, so much diving its not even funny.

  • You don't know shit about football.

  • I don't know shit about football?

    Diving is not a part of the game. People just do it cause they have lost the ball and can't deal with it so they have to just fall to the ground and act like a bunch of babies. Which I don't think is how you are supposed to play. I don't really give a shit if you like to watch players cheat, but i can't stand it.

  • I say you don't know shit about football, because you think South American Teams are the worst. You will never understand what real football is about. It's not a coincidence the best players in the world and history are South Americans.