Fox 5 News Jetpack EPIC FAIL!

[gunnerkobra]

SHAZBOT



[SurvivorAndBatman]

Dumbass

[SNIFFSNIFF619]

THE LADY ANCHOR GOT SOME BIG FUCKING TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!CHECK OUT THE NEWS ERRR MORNING AND YOU WILL SEE MY BROTHAzZZ

[zombienuggets300]

@SNIFFSNIFF619 i dont think anyone gives a fuck

[ThatKidArt]

whos this sexy ass news lady?

[xcube1337]

keep pressing 4 xD

[xXCrimsonVirtueXx]

NOTHING TO DO HERE :|

[Zombieman27]

this guy would suck at jetpack joyride

[McKack]

I found you an awesome clip on YouTube.

[jeffvercillo]

I used to jetpack. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[theraVen27]

@jeffvercillo

you're about 6months late on that unfunny annoyance...

[17sith]

I watch their morning news sometimes, something like this was bound to happen....

[sot3lo9]

that's what he gets for being a jerk very funny though

[BoxBoozer]

30 Rock!

[MsMcdroid]

LOL

[1SickAssUserName]

Haha this is my news! I watch it all the time!

[blobbernuts1]

and it starts right now!

[xXFRISJEXx]

haha x D

[barudzija7]

that's what he gets for being a queer

[EllensburgRCFlyers11]

keep pressing 1 XD

[louizia90]

tehhjeeehahahahahajahahahahaha­ha

[SirHoboTheSecond]

Anybody else reminded of Super Mario Sunshine? No? Okay, I'll just crawl back to my hole then...

[lilgiggityz]

@SirHoboTheSecond i loved that game!

[DubSkills]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ke70hibino]

Love the shit eating grin he has when he comes out of the water

[LilMaul1]

The only reason it was funny is because thier channel is 69

[emuwarrior13]

AND IT STYARTS RIGHT NYOW!

[MD103194]

Lol this was on Ellen .

[sylvainh2o]

Flyboard Zapata is 10x times cheaper and 10 times more fun :P

[jilliams8]

I watched it 8 times then I had to stop because my muscles turned sore from laughter. AND IT STARTS RIGHT NOW!!! PLONK

[jilliams8]

HAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[129675ROBLOX]

This reminds me of FLUDD from Super Mario Sunshine.

[NINJAX2X2X]

What kind of news anchors are those. What if that dude drowned. They'd feel bad

[Speakerboxxx]

The tits on that news anchor.....me wants.

[marshmallowthreat1]

The first time I saw him fall I was literraly crying with laughter!

[MyHugeBoxOfGames]

These are the best freakin news anchors of all time. Cracking jokes, laughing, asking "what? what is that?"

[cocoro221]

stop watching me you naughty BEST POLE DANCE MOVE EVER ================>

[TacticalZeroCrack]

LMFAOOOOOO!!

[tzimaras1234]

he almost died in the waterrrrrrrrrrrr

[shawtymx1]

What starts right now that made no sence lol

[13lood13ath]

Nice rack lady!

[NaughtyBitsMusic]

"I'm hanging out with my friend John..."

Your friend. Sure.

[psycold]

Fox News Anchors remind me of all the douche bags that never lost their "high school mentality" and still consider themselves above everyone else.

[eyesahbleed]

@psycold hahahahah!

[Theatlsou]

@psycold You realize that this is KSWB FOX 5 in San Diego owned by Tribune Broadcasting and has NO relationship to Fox News Channel owned by News Corporation

[HAYSQ]

it starts right now doofff lol...

[icoiero007]

hahahaa,, lol :D

[crosstheveteran]

At least he recovered

[sickbrain]

You stay classy San Diego!

[ilikethecardinals1]

Lick the ipad

[TiipX]

Fox News. The asshole of America!

[poopguava]

Super Mario SUNSHINE!!!! Wahoo!!!

[huntingrules1231]

@poopguava I used to love that game :P

[djsmithy]

EPIC RECOVERY!!!

[onearthonelegion]

@djsmithy ...GUY?

[ararrrarr]

LOL fake an gay.



[timsun668]

Stupid millionaire. How'd he get his license and pass the training? Rule 1: don't try to piggyback/hug a person while attempting to go underwater. Why: cause does this jetpack look like it's for 2 people idiot.

[SamElly98]

WANT

[Guitarmaniac24]

...and it starts 0:06

[JRazEntertainment]

he obviously took an arrow to the knee

[GxExRxSxOxN]

Hahahahahahaha wow that's funny as fuck!

[gwyd619]

(High pitch voice) and it starts right now whoosh bang hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaha

[jcarp179]

The Kill Switch garners one point for Griffindor

[symphonon109]

rofl lmao

[allana221]

The 2 top comments are the same. And they're not even funny, they're just quoting something from the video... That's the epic fail.

[jilliams8]

@allana221 Hi. When does your comment start sucking? IT STARTS RIGHT NOW!!

[dakotamanomgwtf]

Taht would be so sick

[milkshaker74]

What is that?...What is that?...What is that? ........It's a Flying Dick!!!! ....What the fuck do you think it is?? You dumb Fox Bitch!!!!

[modeivan]

what is that?

It's a Water-Power JetPack,

so shut the fuck up please!

[WickedZZzY]

@archerofdoom

I kept telling your bitch to shut the hell up when she was in my bed last night but she just kepy begging for more

Maybe before u make stupid comments about other women u should satisfy yours first

[WickedZZzY]

@edlike

They are better then the Communist News Network

So shush little moron

[buddyboombotz2]

@WickedZZzY They're also better than AIDS.

[afgrocks123]

Press 4 for orgasm...

[11chubby11]

@afgrocks123 Nice

[edike]

i clicked like because fox fails

[CloudStrafeff7]

It starts underwater!

[cizzam21]

And it starts right now! *splash!* How did those reporters not wet themselves?

[GrindTeamOfficial]

reporter got in the way haha

[darkashora]

obviously they haven't played merio sunshine before



[SlyDoggg83]

LOL LOL LOL. Couldn't stop laughing.

[myrobotfish]

FOX 69! lol

[pressbox1492]

lol lol lol

[xBoredLilKez]

His arm got caught on the other guys arm! :O ... LMFAO

[Noykyx3]

yanks..



[TheTranquilMadness]

Woman, I think the question you SHOULD be asking is "What WAS that?"

[EconomyDolphin]

It reminds me of the zombie boy, I like turtles video, wasn't his name John, too?

[emorris77]

Eh, the hose got pinched on the corner of the dock. I'd only call this half a fail...that thing is still pretty badass.

[K0lsyr4]

thats not a jet pack. That a waterpack or someting ?

[FeckBig]

I'm more concerned that I see this news team constantly in blooper reels.

[DrFreerun]

@Wacb098 nothing to see here?

[capncrnch91]

It's flood from mario sunshine!!!



[Wacb089]

nothing to do here!

[archerofdoom]

WHAT IS THAT?! Bitch first of all shut the fuck up and second its a water jet hoe

[cakepizzapie]

@archerofdoom Boy, that was... that was clever. Really meaningful.

[larrygarrido9000]

@archerofdoom what hell man thats how they always fuck around in this news, they always crack up jokes thats why she said that because they fool around like friends

[niggasbeballinfly]

0:007 he farts

[niggasbeballinfly]

7:00 he farts

[moforni]

Super Mario Sunshine!

[thehbomb10001]

FOX 69 This is what my home has become!!!

[Sniper5686]

A lot like Fox 5 in North Carolina

[TEGrifficJesus]

1) watch fox

2) see stupid people be stupid

3) ?????

4) profit

[BlindGenius]

WHAT IS THAT!

[jzombie01]

Lmao!!! Epic start

[Bioweapon420]

And it starts right now!!!

[MichaelNews4U]

the intro to this news station "SHOWING ALL OF SAN DIEGO" is much better than the New York one, I watch. But San Diego copied New York with Fox 5 o.o

[HeavyMetaal14]

Mario Sunshine HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA 

[TheJasonDR]

wait when did we invent the Jet Pack.....???

[TheJasonDR]

I laughed so hard when it actually flew

[MichaelNews4U]

i love how she called him some random Mexican LMFAO

[suicidalpickle]

Press 1 for epic fail.

[TotallyEvilNightmare]

LMFAO His face how he comes out the water!

[JDQVideosHD]

0:04 he says "FAP FAP"????

[AXWPO]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL xD

[stormyglint]

chuck noris called he said he wants his hair dryer back

[Mart8444]

i died when i a saw this on attack of the show

[tegogolo3]

Nothing To Do Here

[VicentemsFX]

"it starts right now! *SPLASH*" xD

[Gabester64]

lol he looked like a dead seal jumping in the water.

[u1s1m1c]

ahhhhh hahahaha



[vbgg19900331]

PRESS 1 FOR STARTS!

[LittleBigKRATOS]

what is that?... what is that? can someone tell me what is that?...

Is a water jet-pack you annoying bitch.

[AquariaSpirit]

Isle Delfino Yacht and Boat Show.

[BluBrambles]

lolol push one for infinite loop of fail....it just gets funnier and funnier!

[dalilasilas]

And it starts right now.... PLOFT

[GazzaCam]

...it's a jetpack :P

[brokas92]

And it starts right now xDDDD

[drbob47]

@DrShakesBALLIN if I had a dime for every "cool story" on YouTube I'd be fuckin rich

[thatdinho]

he seems so excited before he takes off

[816destiny]

i know that i live in Missouri but 1 day imma live in the 619 area

[HurricaneDDragon]

hey, the laughing news lady is hot!

[DrShakesBALLIN]

@HurricaneDDragon

Cool story bro.

[HurricaneDDragon]

@DrShakesBALLIN wtf?

[DrShakesBALLIN]

@HurricaneDDragon

The laughing news lady is hot, that has to be the coolest story ever to be told.. Sorry. Had to point it out.

[Reconseal4050]

The anchorgirl at 0:21 has a really nice RACK! WOW :)

[DrShakesBALLIN]

@Reconseal4050

Another very cool story, bro. 

[PurpleFruitss]

Serving all of San Diego, This, Is Your Fox Fail News

[eatZeppelin]

I honestly favorited this video as soon as it started. Just because I knew by the water shooting out behind him, and from his grin, this was going to be hilarious.

[frankstallone7900]

Wow does that guy sound like he chases the turd hole.

[lob234]

Fake

[dragbreath77]

@lob234 your a fucking dumbass, its not fake you dumbass troll

[jjdaman16]

@dragbreath77 I think he was kidding...trying to be funny to get likes

[Hobbes306]

Metal Gear boss fight at 0:21

[bmwluvr2003]

AN IT STARTS RIGHT MEOW!

[DJLongneckOfficial]

fox 69 epic fail

[ishtdeah]

IRL Super Mario Hover Nozzle. Awesome.

[admixCorp]

What is that??? What is that??? Are you kidding me??? :))

[themaster1dcp]

Awesome

[lingojac]

that's FUCKING AWESOME

[maxquendoteam]

Nothing to do here

[cocksnap123]

please, no one send this to ray william johnson. he is a faggot.

[rjfranklin19]

Super Mario Sunshine!

[Raanu4Life]

send this to ray william johnson.

[Gregd8888]

@Raanu4Life HOW ABOUT NOT YOU FAGGOT DICKBREATH RETARDED LITTLE SHITLICKER?

[Raanu4Life]

@Gregd8888 ...wtf. i think u gotta lay off the joints, breh.

[Gregd8888]

@Raanu4Life You don't even know what a joint is.

[Raanu4Life]

@Gregd8888 dude its a cig rolled w/ cannabis so shut up.

[MegaSooooma]

oooh man they are failers

[cobaltfirewarrior]

Ha

[worldends08]

Tristan: I think the Jetpack guy is gay!

Yugi: Oh, you don't know that.

[darcass69]

This is a Classic hAHahaahahAHahahAHah

[thekingjoser]

This fail isn't even funny. :-(

[MrBacardiman1984]

Its a ufo lol

[silentsnipe547]

WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT IS THAT?! ITS A FUCKING JETPACK DUMB BITCH!

[emdub022]

Stay classy, San Diego.

[TheChunkyKong]

@emdub022 I live in San Diego...

[jordanreyesivan]

San Diego kicks ass

[malathis0]

You stay classy, San Diego.

[Kriskazam]

Water powered jet packs is actually pretty practical for moving around piers and docks :P

[psychosisterrrr]

omg, i'm gonna die with this one xD

[JJSSMMIITTYY]

WE NEED A SEQUEL LIKE Super Mario Sunshine 2 ON FACEBOOK IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!