Eddie Perfect - "Howard 2.0"

[FeelOfFriction]

So Australia has matured beyond censorship?

[rkim10]

anyone know what type of jazz this is?

[kirbyd123]

should've had a massive intro and then just sung "eyebrows" once and that would have been the shiz of john howard songs.

[lammy12765]

Can anyone put more of his songs up?

[akilimatsu]

blessed!!

i REALLY want to see shane warne!!

[POOPYDOOPYWIPER]

eddie perfect and tim minchin should have a piano rock off

[nickmorgan19457]

They do, sorta. Search for both their names here on youtube. They go nuts during the solo bit of Inflatable You.

[makotoyoshikuni]

They have had.

[spaciireth]

I'm sitting here quite puzzled as to why I wasn't fussed on this song when I saw the episode aired. It's briliant!

[areyoutired]

Kevin O-7 It rhymes with whatever Let's get this shit o-o-o-over Kevin O-7 It rhymes, it's clever, whatever Let's get this shit o-ver Kevin O-7 It rhymes, it's clever Let's go Get your Kevin O-7 update It's just John Howard 2-point-no [nought], yeah

[mpesce]

Thanks for that!

[areyoutired]

Whoever wins on election night

we'll all be shifting to the right

Yeah x5

Kevin O-7

It rhymes whatever way it's spelt

Because Johnny's like a shitty old 5Gig iPod

& Kevin's like a new one that plays videos

Johnny Howard's out of date, so let's download

Our Kevin O-7 update

It's just John Howard 2-point-O

[nicko236]

Hey, listening to it again, isn't it: "It ryhmes, whatever, let's vote"? Although I could be wrong...

[areyoutired]

You know, I spent ages trying to work that bit out, but you're right. Well heard. Thanks for the correction and for making me listen to it again.

[areyoutired]

Kevin O-7 It rhymes & it's cleverly spelt It's the same broken record but with Howard it's in mono & with Rudd you get to hear that shit in stereo Johnny Howard's Pepsi, Kevin Rudd is Coke O, make the choice of a new generation John Howard 2-point-O But the main reason to choose if you want to know the truth Is for the close-up on John Howard's face as we watch the mother-fucker lose Now wouldn't that enjoyment outweigh record employment?

[areyoutired]

You know the guy's gonna win, I mean for Christ's sake, the guy speaks Mandarin Sure, Rudd still fucks the environment But at least he paints his penis green He's got some clever trick it's called mirror politics So on Election Day you can simply say 'Fuck it, this guy's got hair, so I'll vote for him' There ain't no better reason it's just that Howard's so last season and you don't want to seem behind the times Vote for the guy whose slogan rhymes Yeah x6

[areyoutired]

but no-one wants to switch from Mac to PC so everybody sing along with me Yeah x6 Kevin O-7 It rhymes and it's cleverly spelt because Johnny's like a shitty old 5Gig iPod and Kevin's like a new one that plays videos Johnny Howard's out of date, so let's download our Kevin O-7 update It's just John Howard 2 point-O He's got nothing new to say but he says it in a pretty cool new way Yeah, it's the same old shit, but he rebranded it with a totally pimped-out MySpace page

[areyoutired]

Once every 11 years a leader comes along who dares to be every bit the same as the one we've got with a little bit more hair Same height, same ideas, same policies it makes a lot of sense so we can have a change of leadership and not even notice the difference Australians love change a little bit of change especially the kind of change you get where everything pretty much stays the same But leaders are like computers you trade an old one for something newer

[belladragon]

This is really really clever, Eddie. Love it.

[biggerisbetta]

very clever...well done...eddie perfect, keep it up

[lorDUpor]

he didnt look as if he enjoyed singing this as much as he looks singing his other stuff... looks a bit in pain

[mpesce]

I reckon that's because it was a rather inconvenient truth.

[Muglez]

Has anyone got the lyrics?

[areyoutired]

Did you ever get the lyrics for this?

[Muglez]

Nope. :( Though I do have a fair idea, I'll write them out a bit later and post them like I did on "Paul McDermott & Flacco - The Girl". :)

[areyoutired]

I already did. Do you think it's Ok to post them here? They're quite long.

[bucks6990]

I do

[Muglez]

Feel free to post them. Funny stuff. :P

[areyoutired]

Sorry Muglez, never realised you replied until I found this while looking for another of your comments to reply to. At least you get to watch GNW on the 11th. I have to wait for some kind person to upload. Anyway, here are your lyrics, better late than never. (have to do them in bits because they're too long)

[LuLuCardigan]

He is totally hot. And smart. And insightful. The full package really. To think he wrote this song way before any media had any insight on the 'me too' strategy of Rudd. Totally insightfully hot.

[ElectroFairiie]

hes hot!..

[moribundlust]

god this is depressing.

[mpesce]

At least you know what you're buying.

[JGTMTE]

Is there any way I can download this for my ipod? I loved it when I first saw it and my computer doesn't have sound at the moment :(

[mpesce]

No idea.  I'd google around to see what people have created to allow you to download from YouTube to your iPod. It shouldn't be that difficult.

[JGTMTE]

thanks - I have been doing that for an hour now but I'm sure it'll turn up heehee

thanks again

[cutedani80]

Try MP3Rocket

[Noiseworker]

The whole video or just the audio? Whichever you're after, copy this video's URL and go to vixy dot net!

[JGTMTE]

thanks but just about 1 hour ago, one of my friends somehow got a copy of the song and sent it to me! :D

[Ninjanium]

I wish Eddie would release another album. I must have listened to Angry and Drink Pepsi Bitch at least a hundred times.

[POSTHUMANPASK]

brilliant. if only i could see a perfect/minchin collab live show!

[LilithFilth]

Thank you thank you THANK YOU sooo much for posting this!

What a crack up! I was doubled over, nearly in tears when this was on.

[xxCaMRocKxx]

also: it will only be there for one week, after which it will be gone forever.

[xxCaMRocKxx]

so, im another person requesting the tripod/eddie perfect thing. i know its on the sideshow site, but having some trouble with it, and its not loading properly for me.i dont know if this is just me or if its actually something wrong with the site. anyway: can you please post it? it seems a lot of people would be thankful.

[Ninjanium]

I had the same problem in Firefox, but got it to work in IE 7

[Grimore]

I love this song. Eddie is just so funny and cute. Thanks for posting this. Just wondering if theres any way you could post the song Eddie sang at the end of the episode with Tripod? I think it was called "Meet me in the middle of the air" I thought it was a beautiful song. Cheers bye

[mpesce]

It was, you're right, but this is posted because of its political content. I expect that song will be up on the Sideshow website before long. This wasn't, so I posted it.

[Grimore]

oh okay well this song is on the Sideshow site now. I guess it wasnt there before. Thanks anyway.

[SpaghettiMonsters]

I was also hoping that someone could post that song at the end, it sounded absolutely beautiful.

[dasharp]

Perfect performance from Mr Perfect!

This guy's a legend.

[mpesce]

It is. I imagine jaws dropped all across the Labor party. Good.