Hitler explains why 2012 is not the end of the world

[samonthelamb]

Oh yeah, Hitler?

If you dont believe in 2012, Why are you hiding in a bunker?

[HMHalfTrack]

yes hitler was mean and rasest... but u guys cant do this to him...

[thelixir715]

Wow, Hitler talking sense for once.

[TStrince]

the reason why 2012 is not the end of the world is because we held the mayan caldner upside down the whole time

the end of the world is really 5015

[VAmplifier144]

Reasons why i have chosen not to erase Hitler from the timeline,

#1: HE IS GOOD at Science as shown.

#2: He made my fear go away.

#3: He gave hope

#4: Remember Red Alert 1 & 2?

[BrowserLouzer89]

The world won't end in 2012. My yogurt expires on the 31st of August 2013.

[chaosendlord]

Hahahahahaha, oh I know German...

[feylezofriza]

this is the first time hitler made any sense at all.

[trppmdm]

it won't happen because my car license expires in 2013

[TaintedMustard]

Way to use LOLHitler to debunk the world's foremost crazy conspiracy theory! Now do one for the moon landing and 9/11.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@TaintedMustard What would be really funny is if Hitler called out on Holocaust deniers.

[Funkpopper]

So true! =) My mom told me that all that happens on that date, since Mayans were good astronomers, there will be some cool alignment of planets, and the world will not end.

[BarkingMadMedia]

yah for Hitler debunking one of the dumbest conspiracies in the past 20 years.

thought I would never write Yah for Hitler...i feel dirty

[JerichoSC1]

Wow. I never knew Adolf was so smart. Even he doesn't believe this crap about 2012. Himmler...I'm not surprised he'd buy into that nonsense. How about Skeletor?

[NeverAloneForever]

I'm surprised at how smart this guy was. Great film. I saw it just two months ago.

[fRoMeThEwEsT]

Hitler: Silly all of the jews will be gone by that time.

[TonyGognitti]

Mayans ran out of ink

[Marpofan]

I really like this video, it's actually correct!

[ellieplus3]

Hitler: Even I'm not stupid enough to believe in Nibiru.

Me(thinks): Well, he is pretty stupid...guess he's got a point.

[snake140589]

Nibiru will come, someday..

very soon.

[jayjoetube14]

He is not angry on this clip?

[Z35py]

Imagine your a Mayan and your chief says he wants you to make an eternal calendar, just keep adding the days/years/months on until you die then someone else takes over.

That in itself is stupid let alone us making some weird doomsday prophecy out of it.

[Pokeymanz1]

Thumbs up if you're going to watch this on the 21 December 2012!!!

[Whyit27]

Oh, that reminds me,

Everyone, on December 31st of every year, say the world is ending because your calendar ended. Don't worry, it makes sense. Just as much sense as the Mayan calendar ending

[KingJazzaD12]

Thank you for reassuring me.

Just like you said Germany would be the dominant force in the world and your reich would last 1000 years.

[Kingddd333]

I want to live with the Bruno Ganz Hitler and ask him questions and for his opinions on everything daily. And watch the pesky Fegelein and Hitler adventures.

[MisfitMakeupArtist]

Ahh, I feel so relieved now. xP

[SuperAviator128]

Hitler is the voice of reason... Who would've thought? o_o

[ViCe1986]

Well he murdered 12 million people but debunked every 2012 end of the world conspiracy theory!

[VollyTyrannis]

Himmer: The next Fegelein?

[madalex1411]

What in the name of god is Larmanful's comment?!!!

[Kondomhasser]

Sowas kriegen auch nur dumme Amis hin :-)

[aheendwhz1]

That's a wrong translation.

[daruffle]

@aheendwhz1 You don't say

[hailfire82997]

@aheendwhz1 no shit

[sprucemoose18]

@aheendwhz1 Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious. Thank you for your helpful insight.

[masteroftemplar18]

@aheendwhz1 nah really? is a parody you douche of course those are not the right words

[vaj99]

The ending of the ice age 12,500 years ago was a sudden shift in the earths axis. Many wild animals became extinct e.g wolly mammoths, rhinos

[CreeperJ44]

Hitler just made me feel better about 2012.

[TheShadowSound]

@CreeperJ44 NASA proved Nibiru doesn't exist. It's a load of junk. Why worry? People of said the world will end practically every year!!

[TheMugenSpectator]

I bet Fegelein was the 1st to tell Hitler that 2012 was the end of the world.

[KillMaster587]

Das hat nichts mit 2012

That has nothing to do with 2012

[RebeccawasMURdERD]

i just gained 5x mor respect for hitler after watching this :3

[DazmoTube]

nibiru is not a brown dwarf.

It is a rogue planet-ish-thing. . . with nasty bird-looking aliens on it. They used to enslave the sumerians - who they bioengineered out of monkeys + them - and make them mine gold.

Apparently, Nibirians likey the bling bling.

[Investigation001]

Thumbs up if you are filipino and saw the Philippines in the map

[blade3337]

I never, ever thought I'd say this... I love you, Hitler.

[Ander96Alex]

I see Hitler wasn't that bad! :)

[bengalifan]

There's something just past Mercury that if it's heading this way will be here on what date? Dec 21st 2012. I doubt the world will end this year too because a lot of people expect it to and noone will know the date that the world ends, but just because the calender isn't warning about the end doesn't mean it's not warning about a dramatic change to occur. Remember, the Mayans even predicted Katrina.

[Garthorium]

@bengalifan Really? well thats great, i'm not going to say that nothing will happen because if you ask the psychic's they say that there will be a change but not the end of the world. What i will say though is that why are people so hyped up about the mayans supposedly 'predicting the end of the world' when they couldnt even predict their own demise? They killed and ate themselves, there is something not right there.

[NA201112]

Why German and French looking ugly than the UK men? I never ever want any dwarf. Must be over 6 feet tall and not look like this. :) And very quiet. :)haha.:)

[kc0793]

@NA201112 konichiwa!!!

sayonara!!

[MisticWays]

@kc0793 こにちは！さよなら！；Ｄ

[cryora]

It's kinda like how our calendar, the year will end at December 31st, 9999 because we have allowed only 4 digits for our year.

[neonsolaris]

@Irockmarkdown ... I was thinking to ask him to my kids tea party lol with Jelly and Panzers lol

[cilismahm2]

And it can be explained away as easily as that.

[marioandsonic3339]

It will not happen cause Marty Mcfly traveled to 2015

[jutubaeh]

@marioandsonic3339 on what calendar?

[lego0944]

@marioandsonic3339 LOL!

[NinjaDarkShadow]

hitler is so smart, he sould have been a scientist instead

[kazikokstai]

Yeeeey uncle Adolf!!!!

[RuigaAgiur]

Wow.

[mrlevittown]

Thank you Hitler for some sense about this damn Nibiru crap. Thanks Adolph.

[PDMLJC]

maybe they just didn't have time to finnish the callendar! IT'S NOT LIKE THEY COULD KEEP ON MAKING IT FOREVER, THEY DIED OUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!

[nerovesPeR]

Wow, the 2012 thing being explained by Hitler, now I feel safe.

[huncfot1]

@nerovesPeR Yeah me too

[ElmntNinja]

I'm suprised to see Hitler knowing his science and history.

[edwil777]

That just explained everything.

[Keltibarian]

If the Mayans were geniuses then where were their hovercars? What was the fastest CPU they had? How about high speed internet? Yeah.. that's what I thought.

[kc0793]

@Keltibarian Seriously? I sincerely hope you are trying to make a joke, albeit a lame one.

[Keltibarian]

@kc0793 I'll leave you guessing.

[SageModeCupcake]

@Sniffmyelbowdude You need a medic , world won't end,,,ANY FUCKING thing will end!!!

[jrockluv]

Beware of the Brown Dwarf.

[Jygerthe2nd]

..Wait, I'm still confused about one thing: Why does it click over at that point instead of on December 31st? O_O

[TheRobinator143]

@Jygerthe2nd Time is relative.

[outlaWeasel]

@Jygerthe2nd Well it's like the old Chinese calender that had like 50 less days than ours. Or that other calender that goes off of every new moon. Just different places of the world have different ways to track time.

At first we believe that time was tracked for seasonal changes, so people know when to grow and harvest. Some places of the world have different seasons than others, so they will have different ways of counting time.

[alejandronskiy]

@Jygerthe2nd cause the mayans didnt have any interaction with the europeans, so there wasnt any way that they figured out that the year has 12 months each lasting for 30 or 31 days and that the last month should be named "december". They were just some idiots trying to keep track of the time.

[K4inan]

@alejandronskiy Mayans were not idiots.. Their engineers were geniuses.

[alejandronskiy]

@K4inan bullshit, their engineering was crap compared to what we have now... In other words, everything they knew, we do now for sure, the rest was just crap such as beliefs in the brown dwarf or a random date without coherent explanation. They were so stupid, they couldnt even arrange the correct time for crops.

[K4inan]

@alejandronskiy You're comparing the engineering now to thousand year old engineering? You're so smart.. And btw, they could arrange the correct time to grow crops, idiot.

[alejandronskiy]

@K4inan you got the point. We're smarter than those fags, and we say 2012 is just an stupid faggotry made up by some idiot a thousand years ago, so be it. So now please fuck right off and have a nice day.

[kc0793]

@alejandronskiy please, the mayans were not idiots, they were pretty smart for their time, and bear in mind that mayans never said anything about the end of the world, it is us who are making such inferences from their work, so its us who are idiots

[Garthorium]

@kc0793 You are correct, people now are so fucking stupid. They say that the bible predicts the end of the world and it doesnt. There arent any mathematical equations in the bible stating the date of the end and nor does it say that we will be judged on any specific date. The bible was written by a man, not god himself and it was written to tell the greatest story ever told. You only get what you want out of a book, why are people now so stupid as to judge quickly and without reason?

[Garthorium]

@alejandronskiy Wow your so stupid, i'm sorry but you really are. You should go do some research before you come out with moronic inane ramblings like that.

[sepirothfreak999]

@Jygerthe2nd Because they had a different calendar, we've only been using our calendar for 400 years after all. People had their own measurements of time.

[huncfot1]

@Jygerthe2nd Because they were too lazy to continue

[MrLionman1985]

Lmao!!!!!

[AtheismCentral]

LOL

[Sh0tgunJust1ce]

1 year anniversary today!

[along774]

wow.. Hitler really pull out the facts~ not bad~ finally he didn't rant~ hehe

[Aether759]

I'd rather believe in a dragon invasion like in Skyrim than some "apocalypse" this year.

[tulnukas2000]

hitler saved our lifes :O oh my god...HOW...

[JDarach]

Oh my god. Hitler is right about something!

[gokunarugo2]

Y2k didnt happen,so why should we believe this will?

[Zexion98]

@TheRBK21283 FAIL, proof you have no background knowledge on 2012. Though I don't fully believe in the destruction part, it is also said the world will experience great change not necessarily the end, but maybe a beginning. 12/21/2012 The end of the Mayan long count calendar, after Nostradamus' predict about change in 2012, the two ideas began to mold to one. Also the Hopi Indians have a Role in the creation of the theory. It wasn't just one person or one group of people at one time. (Y2K)

[K4inan]

@Zexion98 Idiot, none of it is true.. Stop remembering crap like that, just let the retards have their doomsday faith.

[Zexion98]

@K4inan How is none of that true? You're obviously the idiot. I didn't say that something or nothing will happen on 2012. WTF, do you mean by "remembering"? Like I said you're more of an idiot.

[K4inan]

@Zexion98 Come on, don't bullshit me.

[Zexion98]

@K4inan Yeah I'll bullshit you for being a dumbass.

[K4inan]

@Zexion98 An idiot who can calculate targeting algorithms in his head.. And when I was 13, I correctly calculated when the hyperbolic equilbrium point reaches circumference.. Something that would take you several lifetimes.

[Zexion98]

@K4inan Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhh­hhhtttttttttt, you want a cookie. Nobody cares about your little algorithm. Go do something important with you "intelligence". This is if you were completely bullshiting whatever you're talking about.

[LinkinParkWorshiper]

pause at 0:12

[TheRBK21283]

Now I believe 2012 theory is bullshit...

And who ever has made that theory, he is an asshole...

Thumbs up if you believe that too....

I mean c'mon guyz, how can world end in 2012, even my pepsi is gonna expire in 2014... :/

[FooseProductions]

@SigmarusOne god and Satan do exist

[Dmd2256]

@FooseProductions LOLOL THEY DO!? haha fucking religious dumb asses.

[FallFanCan]

@FooseProductions So I guess the tooth fairy and easter bunny and various ghosts also exist to the eh? 

[valy225]

hitler no best

[Larmanful]

The best part of this video is that they say Dec. 21 is the end of the world but this was made in Jan 31, 2011.

[Rustyy444]

@Larmanful

the best part was reading dumb comments like yours because you clearly cant read or understand dates

[warlock776]

@Larmanful Surely you're not actually that retarded... Right?

[OLee82]

The "funny" thing is that Himmler would most likely be interested in something like that 2012 apocalypse nonsense.

[byronlee991017]

hitler has made me not be scared about 2012

[Crikin5]

I used to think the world was going t end..till a skag name scar bit my leg off

[Paljassus77]

why the maya calendar ends at 21 december 2012? becauese the guy didn't want to make another year without getting paid, problem solved, no more conspiracies.

[FrossaProductions]

Whoa, for being Hitler, he really had some logical theories behind this.

[Irockmarkdowns]

Hitler is such a nice man.

[huncfot1]

@Irockmarkdowns In this one yes,in others no

[Tornado15555]

@Irockmarkdowns THis video broke the meaning in side my head for "The only thing to fear is fear itself" xD

[MrOldone21]

it is a good one to look at..

[Volvicasaurusalan]

The magnetic poles are changing at this moment. But it's not gonna kill us all. It will just mess up our compasses and technology.

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@Volvicasaurusalan and thus our every day way of life bassically depends on it so millions of dumb uhmerikanz will die and some other people from other countries will die also

[chichichipicao]

lolz, i don't believe in the end of the world either xDbut still... you said that the poles would take hundreds of years to change, and it would be unnoticeable to humans, but... couldn't that mean that maybe the process had already started a few hundred years ago and will end this year? I'm just stating a point, don't jump on my ass mkay?

[zosko1]

@chichichipicao They're always changing but really slowly, its like the movement of continents, they don't suddenly accelerate as you could fit thousands of years of development into a day. :) the only time sudden differences occur is when an earth quake happens but that's tiny compared to the magnetic pole stuff

[Helion231]

@chichichipicao To answer your question, the USA and Britian started looking into old sailor logs for global positioning when the compass was needed. The results were amazing; yes the poles are shifting at a very slow rate. Where as 500 million years ago, it would have been faster, slightly, significantly more when the Earth began.

I saw this on the History Channel a few years back. Don't ask what program it was, I don't remember, sorry

[Garthorium]

@Helion231 No one was alive back 500 million years ago, Scientists speak shit. Were they there and recorded the global statistics? no. No one did unless we havent discovered it yet. Dont believe everything they say.

[thetigerstar]

Good ol' Adolf putting the paranoid doomsayers in their place.

[MegaGreatBritain]

Aha Hitler has managed to calm people rather than instil fear into their hearts :L

[PR3tz3ll]

Hitler makes me feel so relaxed about all this...

[ThisWorldWillBeMine]

This is an epic video

[Sercil00]

Finally someone is talking some sense. Thank you... um... Hitler?

[TheGALLGALL]

Dont know about 2012... but someday maybe even a millenia later there will be an apocalybs

[AmericanSoldierSS]

I didnt hear him mention dirty suitcase bombs being simultaneously detonated around the world...

[FrozzRA]

knowing that in the real movie he was saying to the other guy, he had enough 'luftwaffen' to destroy everything,, that's also the end of the world :D

[BlackPanteraSociety]

@FrozzRA

It's "Luftwaffe" not "Luftwaffen" :P

[Jafroboy]

Gee thanks Hitler! You're such a pal.

[InvalidNun]

Feel much better. So many things they say about the end being in 2012, it's rediculous!

[TheSevenRiders]

Hitler does it again!

[oxmys]

Hitler should have said it was because Götterdämmerung was going to happen in 1945 instead.

[XeindiorulezFTW]

Planet crashing? Polar shifts? Lol I've mostly heard that some radom meterorite will explode us or the polar ice caps will flood or a description much like the movie 2012. Bs, the world ends when Justin Bieber hits puberty; in several million years when the sun engulfs Mercury and Venus and evaporates our water, then becomes a white dwarf...but even then the world doesn't truely END.

Alternitive; everyone who thinks the world will end, give me your credit cards! They won't matter if the world

[SharpFPShooter]

@Jerichorock My poor, brainwashed friend. Your life is free, the world is limited by the myth known as religion. No heaven, no hell. If this 'god' is real, proove yourself, invisible man! Give me a pile of cash (UK currency) by tomorrow, I'll say if I got it.

[masterofgamesgames]

I'm guessing Fegelein started those 2012 rumors?

[Destroyed666Doom]

@masterofgamesgames Wise man you are ;)

[ImmaUlquiorraCifer]

@masterofgamesgames Fegelein = Himmler

[Mafiosigirl]

Hitler solte mal zum Frisör gehen der hat echt ne scheiß Frisur :/

[TheBlobster1212]

I totally agree with hitler, Nibiru or that stupid pole shift isn't true.

If nibiru visited before, Shouldn't it had destroy the earth and changes the orbit of the most planets?

[bad66boy66]

It's natural for us humans to lie to ourselves in order to calm down and adapt to such situations. But again, we can tell ourselves all what we want, that won't save us from what will happen in less than a year from now. I say face the truth and enjoy what you have left in life.

[larrythestoner415]

@bad66boy66 you actually believe in 2012? if your stupid enough to believe in that, u must be pretty stupid

[bad66boy66]

@larrythestoner415 There's a fine line between stupidity and sensibility. I don't care if it's true or not. All what I'm saying is that no can completely prove that it's wrong or right. But a person who is very certain that he's going to live until 2013 is not brave enough to face the fact that he might not even live until tomorrow. 2012 or 3012, were still all dead meat! I'd rather die in 2012 than to live a hole life with the fear of dying.

[larrythestoner415]

@bad66boy66 go seek mental attention

[bad66boy66]

@larrythestoner415 At least I know how to enjoy my life, at least I'm not afraid of dying, at least I can manage to live a happy life no matter what the future is holding. Tell me truly, who's the one who needs mental attention, a person who faces death and punches it in the face, or a person who runs away and chooses to live most of his life in fear?

[Battlefieldfan97]

@bad66boy66 On January 1st 2013 I'll laugh at you're comment harder than ever :)

[bad66boy66]

@Battlefieldfan97 That would make both of us!

[Oskarmandude1]

@bad66boy66

Dumbfuck.

[bad66boy66]

@Oskarmandude1 Say all the bad words you want, I won't say anything because only time can teach a child to grow up.

[CreationalFunction]

i totally understand what you are saying

[grayhairs519]

In 11 months we will soon learn that the Mayans just ran out of room on their rock.

[kinghitmanlane]

Haha! So funny (And True)

[HelloHansSolo]

At 0:28 there is a stoopid grammatical mistake in the subtitles: 'to' should be 'too'. Whoever wrote the subtitles is a fucking dumbass idiot!

[ruskomrad9591]

so relieving. thumbs up if u think that 2012 apocalypse is bullshit =)

[kokokekeass123]

@ruskomrad9591 yeah thumbs up!!!



[Eli3459]

@ruskomrad9591 i like how out of 180,000 people only 17 understood what they just saw

[HoZzIe27]

@ruskomrad9591 ikr, if it's coming from the Furhur himself, it must be right! :D

[HoZzIe27]

@HoZzIe27 Fur-hur gah D:<

[RampagingSpaceMarine]

@ruskomrad9591 so you didn't think so already?

[MrOmnisaur]

Niburu is a rumor made up on the internet just to scare people. Just like 'Hitler' said, if Niburu was real, scientist would of spotted it decades ago, and it would be visible to the naked eye. I bet you Fegelein made this up...

[bala8vijay]

Is this clip from a movie?

[jaquenuno]

@bala8vijay Yes from Downfall.

[attackmodeelmo]

for once i think hitler is cool on the internet of course in real life he was a douche 

[TheMrHabboVideos]

The world isn't ending, i can invest in stocks! :D

[gateway18]

Goodness me, I was thinking that hitler was talking about a brown midget for a second there.

[Jerichorock21]

God has control of the entire universe. Id 2012 were to happen blame it on god. Niburu isn't real planets can't create themselves.