Farmville Pickup Lines
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From: mallow610
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  • Fantastic video! All of thetop farmville cheats and secrets are on fvsecretsnow,com

    AlfredaMichel589 1 year ago

  • LOL!!!! I laughed at my computer ahahahah

    HotHipsOfShakira 1 year ago

  • My friends and I never ever known how other people were really high level untill yesterday i looked into this totally free guide over at freshfarmvilleguideXcom (replace X with . ) It shows you exactly what direction to go to lvl as quickly as possible. All of you have to take a peek at it if you might be having problems.

    breannvitali85 1 year ago

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!

    CeeEmmz 1 year ago

  • I'm using free farmville fastbot, anyone is using it too? got it for free from bitDOTly/ce5cbR

    FarmvilleFastBot 1 year ago

  • mah videos show how to get all this and more for free

    Free4Download 1 year ago

  • working farmville chea ts c heck out my vidz

    Free4Download 1 year ago

  • get the autofarmer bot download thefarmvillebot-dot-info

    languidelection8 1 year ago

  • you forgot the best pick up line:

    Im a lost and lonely brown cow... will you take me home?

    jarmenkell3000 1 year ago 2

  • These work =)

    Camdnside 2 years ago

  • ahaha ill harvest your crops REAAL good. That was the best!

    nanelarya 2 years ago

  • dear lord. tears actually came from my eyes, i laughed so hard at this. insta-sub!

    XxTwilighterLaurenxX 2 years ago

  • Thanks for wasting my time.. You could had made this video less flamig than you did.

    johnpena1281 2 years ago

  • Este tio tiene un frio en el culo ! ! ! !

    PeterPr0 2 years ago

  • O un sospechoso calor...

    savethemusik 2 years ago

  • hahaha - you people have no sense of humor. good one mal.

    GettingUnstuck 2 years ago 3

  • wha da b!tch!! fckn fagg

    unf0rg1ven2 2 years ago

  • That was retarded. I think my IQ just dropped. Are you gay? Seriously.... Oh my lord! It also shows your ignorance and the fact that you have never seen a real farm in your life.

    antonio64118 2 years ago

  • @antonio64118:

    Dude, what relevance does his sexuality have?

    smettiuss 2 years ago 2

  • That was disgusting... are you gay or something?

    000sundancer000 2 years ago

  • i love the farmville pickup lines!!!!!!!they are so cute.... love ya

    torence

    unrealskeleton 2 years ago

  • Loved it!

    Zipster08 2 years ago

  • mallow...i liked the video, but beyonce has the greatest video ever...lol...jking...i dont have a facebook btw...don't have the time...im in college...23 hour schedule. this is my only refuge for time off.

    mtdewforyou2 2 years ago

  • HAHA omg! I play farmville and this made me laugh so much!

    AlwaysBeMyThunder21 2 years ago

  • hahahaha the cow one was the best

    gilmoregirls017 2 years ago

  • LMFAO!

    madroger225 2 years ago

  • ...farmville is actually kinda dead now

    pointlessminutes89 2 years ago

  • hahaha

    Stac3333 2 years ago

  • AH!

    haha.

    love this!

    Nanooboy 2 years ago

  • LMAO.

    ViolentServant 2 years ago

  • I bet you look good sucking dick with them lips

    Einsz0r 2 years ago

  • u know you want me

    TruffleShuffleFilms 2 years ago

  • Dan, how about, "Can I interest you in some of my heavy cream?  It's especially good when it's whipped."

    alaninnh 2 years ago

  • I live for farmville!!!

    why isnt it working atm?!!!!!!! stupid facebook.

    Flowreach 2 years ago

  • ahahahahahaha! this made me laugh so hard! <33

    7secondslefttolive 2 years ago

  • haha glad to make you laugh :)

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • Oh wow, the Mallow has written his memoirs: "Barnyard Antics" by Dan-O. Jesus, you NEVER cease to amaze me. LOL.....

    sinrboy 2 years ago

  • BARNYARD ANTICS?! sounds HOT!!!! sign me up and cast jess as by partner!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • YES MAAM!!

    jstevens428 2 years ago

  • This video completely made my day. FArmville is a total addiction! :D

    JaiMac28 2 years ago

  • YES it is! i tried quitting cold turkey and it didnt work!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • great,agree

    :)

    Syahmee4all 2 years ago

  • Thats something I wish a boy would say to me xD Yeah right!

    StuckWithRonja 2 years ago

  • ahahh everyone wishes someone would tell them to HARVEST their CROPS!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • lmao nice dude,im subscribing

    StingKing456 2 years ago

  • thanks so much!!!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • Dan! hahahahahha :)

    imike1411 2 years ago

  • Haha, love it!

    justcozimstrange 2 years ago

  • gracias!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • God, I love this. I was laughing my ass off

    CDBlock81 2 years ago

  • hehe yay!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • How corny, but funny.

    edgehaedjr 2 years ago

  • well pickup lines are corny to begin with! lol

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • Well well... I don't know. Now I regret tweeting this. JK. :P

    edgehaedjr 2 years ago

  • lol...you all have facebook. lol...

    mtdewforyou2 2 years ago

  • lol... you have a youtube account so it's not much different... lol

    JaiMac28 2 years ago

  • lol why is that a bad thing?! doesnt everyone have facebook?

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • YESS YESS YESSS!!!!!!!

    this video is the sexiest thing ive seen yet!

    If i had a cow on farmville it would be a a sexy cow.. and i would let you milk me...

    I mean my cow ;)

    Tegster0869 2 years ago

  • that was quite the orgasm...and yes id milk u if u wanted...i think we are on that level by now

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • lawlz

    PeterJDiLorenzo 2 years ago

  • i just killed myself

    patrickryne 2 years ago

  • that was magical

    sopeauh 2 years ago

  • omg sopeauh!! i miss your random hugs! lol

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • omg loved this! next u need to start cafe world so u can cum TOSS my SALAD!

    jstevens428 2 years ago

  • ok this is kinda funny ;) lol

    ijustine 2 years ago 6

  • hehe i wont tell anyone u liked it! thanks for watching!!!!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • I actually vomited everywhere

    ofthemonster 2 years ago

  • that was actually my goal

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • LOL I refuse to play farmville or anything like that, but those were really funny!

    alwaystextback 2 years ago

  • haha ya i stopped playing it, but it was fun while it lasted!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • you must have went to farmville rehab! i've never heard of anyone being able to quit!

    alwaystextback 2 years ago

  • well...i kind of just stopped planting my farm cuz it took 25 minutes to do all of it UGH!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • hahaha well then you haven't totally broken the addiction..haha

    alwaystextback 2 years ago

  • gopher one the best!

    somegal09 2 years ago

  • hehe i like that one too

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • can i plow your field?

    scotto40 2 years ago

  • only if u shovel it beforehand

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • shovel in hand...  LOL!

    scotto40 2 years ago

  • those were money, I'm totally going to say that shit so random peeps at the bar, they'll know what I'm talking about

    g0LdBiZzLe 2 years ago

  • maybe youll land yourself a nice steady FARMER haha

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • lmao.

    sethapollo 2 years ago

  • hahah

    12thLeveIWizardKing 2 years ago

  • Haha too funny. My mom will love this.

    jadedlilmonkey 2 years ago

  • omgah...she'll ban u from watching my videos! lol

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • ive never played farmville in my life.

    lizzyloo852 2 years ago

  • oh :( try it! it's addicting!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • i am dont worry!

    lizzyloo852 2 years ago

  • DURRDY! LOL

    karalouise5 2 years ago

  • GIRL U KNO IT

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • oh my god xD this must have taken you 2 hours to say all of that i know it would have taken me that long - probably 34 times longer  i would have laughed WAYYYYYY too much =3

    penguin3647 2 years ago

  • HAHA actually...i only did like 2 or 3 takes of each thing!! thank god!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • HAHAHA!!! This is absolutely perfect! You always know just how to make me laugh! <3

    TheLunarEnvoy 2 years ago

  • sexual innuendo FTW!...this is barely innuendo tho...it's so BLATANTLY sexual hehe

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • HHAHAHAHAHA

    KaroxKutthroat 2 years ago

  • i appreciate this. :P :P :P

    omg omg im dying. "your grapefruits are big and plump" omgzzzz

    n3rdyNugg3ts 2 years ago

  • diva u kno i like your plump grapefruits!

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • Lmao ! Very good vid.

    Alicexhollywood 2 years ago

  • Thanks! :)

    mallow610 2 years ago

  • OMG LMAO!! where do u come up with this stuff?? luvs it!

    miguel1886 2 years ago

  • in my crazy BRAIN

    mallow610 2 years ago

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