Alizee- J'en ai marre... misheard lyrics

[LittleBrittle360]

"yea mom im an asshole, dont levy town!" there was a video like this but it had different misheard lyrics it was by victorianslaughter2 i cant find it, its on my phone downloaded tho.

[HeyYeahCheckThisOut]

nice work bro.. i wonder why ppl dislike it.. this' kinda retarded i know.. but i find it hilarious :D

[robertrhein]

What amazes me is this kind of debate could ONLY go on over an Alizée song! Why? Alizée is so incredible she has broken down the language barrier!!!

[robertrhein]

Alizée IS SAYING in this song she dont like people who rant!!! So dont rant!!! I thought it was funny!! Any true ALIZEE FAN already knows what she is singing in this song!!! That was hilarious.THANKS!! And DONT COMPLAIN OR ZEE's GONNA GET CHA!!

[iambubby]

In stead of keep my fish close, I hear Keep my distance.

[yaelmissael]

jaja i love the ant part too

[nieyna204]

this sounds crazy!!!

[LnTREis]

Haha! I'm french so it's hard for me not to hear the real lyrics but I still managed to "mishear" most of it!^^

[diasofvalneg]

I love the ant part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toffeechaton]

Excellent !

[Azuriopeiru]

Franchement, ça ressemble pas vraiment.

[AnjuDark]

OMFG!!!!

My Mom is looking at me weird because I'm laughing my guts out.

LOLOLOLOLOL

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

[SassySM]

XD I love this song, but this just made me giggle hysterically.

Ima watch out for that damn moose.

[TheGaucheSuede]

lol i love this video and the song great job thumbs up

[kenshir1234]

bad work...

[Lightgirl100]

BARGENTUBE SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR CRITIZIM

[mooheiferghandi]

I love Alizee, this is hilarious.

[RockhopperY]

1:31 sounds like "keep my DISTANCE"

[bargentube]

I fucking hate this peice of shit, yeah i know Alizee is saying in this song not to Rant ,but im sorry! i didnt know I livein a field of bombs in French meant anything with Umbrellas!

[xROFLSKATESx]

@bargentube Ok, are you too stupid to realize that this isn't a translation? Stupid french people...

[Lordinator2]

@xROFLSKATESx I'm french and I find this very funny ! In fact, I think a lots of persons don't understand what misheards lyrics are really...

[lgeklsflz]

@bargentube rofl ur so fucking stupid

[angelkim01]

souperrrrrrrrr...go on...no suggestion for a new song...feel free...u choose...waiting...:) :) :)

[SuperECHIZERO]

xd estubo genial el video ;) good job me encanto =) esta gracioso a y en algunas partes que esta el signo este ¿ xddd sise algo de watch you o algo asi espero k este comentario te de una pekeña idea ;)

[ssech6]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah my God this are the best lirics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Petter1900]

made me laugh :p

[shadoweclipise]

im sure this would be funnier if i didnt know the words lol

[Nicopaki]

Thats terrible i can speak french and it sounds a lot different for misheard lyrics

[lai0005]

so what? its not supose to sound excactly like it its for fun

jeez

[flawmore]

Not amused..

[gotomarsnow]

ouais...trop drole....I love Alizee so finding this is even funnier because I have worked so hard to learn French....looks like I didnt have to...

[sweetpie8]

I keep hearing "shut up you looser" 0:19 - 0::20 xD

[Toonces7the4driving5]

These misheard lyrics are amazing and halarious! :)

XD

[XxNeoQueenSerenityX]

Il était correct mais pas quelque chose que je préfère écouter I like the original.

[JJclmn]

that was wonderful

[UltimateDarkloid]

LMAO!

i c wut u did dere...!

[Tohmigale]

I'm French, and the other Frenchies who commented it are suckers. ;D

We don't hear the same things if we are FRENCH or AMERICAN/ENGLISH... -_-

[operah143]

my god i need a cushion hahahah

[DarkEmperor121]

That's so offensive! But I cracked up anyway!

[victorthekiller]

God ! I meant you didnt mishear it well, it's like i was saying ferme ta bouche pédé and you would mishear gore moose djembe

[victorthekiller]

i'm french and your video is not accurate at all (sorry !) It's like an insult -though i don't liek the song

[SexyMetallicAngell]

best line = don't run by the moose :D

[NELHAOTEC]

Those moose can be awful dangerous don't ya know

[FriendsFreeak]

hahaha loved the dirtbike thing <3 lol.... "my god i need a cushion" was the best line though. hilarious!

[xNickySaintx]

I'ma say I rofl'd at some of this xD

[NIMRODakaNIMROD]

Well, what's pretty sad about it is the fact that the REAL lyrics to this song are nearly equally nonsensical... Jai la peau douce dans mon bain de mousse ...

alright! - Bain de mousse my BUTT!

[warrkrymez]

Numa Numa misheard also has something about a key, what is it with you guys and this damn key. That's all you hear?

[robbyperez]

I keep thinking she says... She's the producer.. Dont nobody booze her.. She'll make a loser... junk heap... More pressure on Russia... Don't nobody loose her... Sh*t on the doucher... The lid... but to remedy this I'm learning the song... in french... vive la diference!!! I wish she sung at the next world cup...

[losc59ultra]

Aucun intérêt.

[Gurblet]

I lol'd.

[terminator64725]

i don't know why but this somehow makes me appreciate alizée that little bit more :)

[AppleSouffle]

Now that's what I call good use of a very low special effects budget!

[killerflowers3]

this is hilarious, because i take french so i know the lyrics but seeing them in english are funny

[adrian19721005]

jajajaja... buen video!!! Hilarante

[reym79]

I like this video, very funny, thank you. I love the original song and feel that this was made out of love, so it's great, I'm sure Alizee would approve..

[Blaireaarch]

I'm french and it's funny to see your translation , really loved " she'll feed the ant " and " kiss them all on the keys please " :D

5 stars !

[berriesinthesand]

lol... "keep my fish close" isn't too far from the truth. she was singing about having her red fish (u may hear 'poisson' in the first few lines) in the bathtub as she bathes.

[shumut]

BEST VIDEO EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!

[IceyFlame500]

she fight forever she feel the ant

[IceyFlame500]

LOLCOPTER

[Dodovrosky]

Je ne le trouve pas drôle

[GeneralShadow]

C'est bien si tu sais l'anglais. Je le trouve drole un peu xDD

[XxNeoQueenSerenityX]

Je parle anglais et je n'ai toujours pas trouvé ça drôle

[rebanso]

hahahahahahaah genius!

[Timafaspace]

I like it!! =]

[biiclope]

crap...

i'm french and i dun find it funny 'cause anythin's like that song, that doesn't sounds like the original track

[lilycat59]

Mais nan ! C'est pas ça !! HAHAHAHAHA xD xD xD

[RukiaXV]

u obviously cant make a french song english by using english words...

[xROFLSKATESx]

that was never my intent...

[nifada99]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..­.very good!!!!!

[seymour303]

well you must be deaf if you hear that. Well its still nice. I just cant hear those lyrics that you writed

[John8321123]

writed? wanna learn english?

[seymour303]

Yea writed. Maker of this video is deaf. Alizee sing J'en ris [Jaan rii] and maker of this video write jelly. How someone can hear so wrong. This is not good at all. There is much better ones

[xROFLSKATESx]

i can assure you i am not deaf. however "writed" is not a word. I assume you speak french which is why you can't understand what i wrote.

[seymour303]

Oh sorry. I mean "wrote". And i do understand that text in video. And i dont speak french ;)

[SurferEddie]

That umbrella illustration was interesting

[williamhallalizee]

You have too much time on your hands, why not use it learning French...

[lilxmissxlil]

Im English but understand quite a bit of French lol

im singing this in a show hopefully i wont sing the misheard lyrics :S

[sosotabbo]

i'm french so its not funny for me because i understand evrithing lol!! but maybe its funny

[piplup10203854]

i am also french i didn't find it funny

[ohheheinbon]

I wish I found it funny but I don't. It would probably be funnier if the "translation" was phonetically closer to the original. But even then, the "misheard lyrics" category works by tricking the brain into making sense out of (subjectively) random sounds, so it only really works if you don't speak the original language at all.

[DarkElfElder]

Nice idea ^^

[CalamityCataclysm]

viva la vida!!

amazing song!

[UltimaAG]

very nice idea xD

[TSpaven]

... This sucked.

[Danquebec01]

Haha I speak french and english but I can't follow the song and the misheard lyrics in same time.x)

[TeamRKScrappyJ]

The picture of a moose looks so funny!

[MetalDrake]

Sucks a lot.

[moo708]

lol! I love it! Your the best man! DO MORE! :D

-The D Man

[xprincessxofxdenialx]

lol. this is kinda funny. but the fish one sounds more like dish if you ask me. lol

[baelsharon]

lol language fight few posts down . . . lzl like the caramelldansen interpretations . . .

[xROFLSKATESx]

any suggestions on new songs?

[moo708]

lol Maybe "Boten Anna" by Basshunter?! I love that song, but I wonder what you could turn it into...lol!

-The D Man

[OrochimarusGirl1]

lmfao that was hilarious.

[Sinafae]

I seriously lol'ed at this :)

[Lorysa]

This is so funny! She seems a bit concerned about that moose. xD

[spamzer]

Mikey: I speak and write spanish, english, french, italian, and I'm begining with german.

I'm not an american (in the sense I'm not from the United States) I'm from Mexico, and I do find pathetic to see a mexican correcting an English natural speaker.

The same if you try to correct me about spanish, since I'm a natural speaker, or if I tried to correct a french natural speaker.

So please, YOU stop bitching.

Kisses and cherries! (k) ^^

[mikey1244]

spamzer;tu no eres el unico que habla several lenguages dumb fuck, mejor callate el hocico, y si hablas  mas de dos idiomas no deberias de presumir tratando de corregir a nadie estupido figlio di putana

[spamzer]

Jajajajaja... o sea?

Yo en ningún momento corregí ni traté de corregir a nadie, sino al contrario, me dió risa que una persona que no es anglo-parlante natural corrigiera a otra persona que sí lo es.

Pero tómalo como quieras, fratello.

Kisses and cherries! (k) ^^

[DRZOID5]

No diga nadie, pero piensan que él utilizó a un traductor... como soy... tan esto es probablemente alguna jerigonza aleatoria ^^

[xROFLSKATESx]

if you asshats want to argue on this then speak in english or swedish i understand both.

[spamzer]

(k)

[algebra1wiz]

courgette sounds nothing like cousion...

[slick3336]

bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha lololol

[spamzer]

It says...

J'ai la peau douce.

Which in spanish sounds like...

Yo la pelusa.

Which in english means...

I, the fuzz.

Which in french means...

Moi, le duvet.

[FutureMrsFrenchie]

ahaha thats clever

[azzurri92]

this is amazing

lol

good job

[LolaEXDA]

NEVERMIND about what i just said to ya i thought u were talking about the video.. sorry!

lol

[LolaEXDA]

What kind of Comment is that ?

It was funny.

Get a sense of humor!

:]

[arosdecebolla]

good word, jajajaja great video

[TwCAngel]

Lol I speak french fluenly and understand it. I've also heard it in english, it sounds way better in french. I wonder what it would be in spanish.....I speak that as well

[bennnader]

Adipatus:

I'm sorry, but i think your comment has nothing to do with MY comment.

That means, go yourself learn to READ proper english so you can understand what i wrote.

[spamzer]

Let me see if I understood...

A mexican telling an american to... *snort* speak proper english? Hahahahahaha, now, that's pathetic XD

[bennnader]

Ive been looking over my old comments.. what are you saying spamzer?!? who is the mexican??

For your info..I'm a canadian and i know english if not the same, waaay better than you!

Oh God! Some people just like to make themselfs look baaad!! lol

[spamzer]

Uh?!?!?!'!=!2"?=!=#)"#(??????

Dude, that was like one year ago or so. Please don't hate me for something wrong I said so long ago. Don't fill your heart and teach your baby to be resentful. That's just as wrong as the way I behaved, so, sincerely I'm sorry for what I said, ok? ;)

Don't be cranky, smile, have some fun, Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and may you and your family spend a very, very good time! :D

Cheers!

[jrnyfane]

I also speak french fluently and it makes this video even funnier..keebler mooses ftw!

[SWILNICA]

OMG!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO!

i also speak french (4u offended folks) so i understand the song, and i LOVE Alizee....but i love what you did... just HILARIOUS!

[tonytonytee]

that is funny..!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adipatus]

I also LMAO. It was great !!!!!

[KasperLangerDK]

I laughed my ass off xD 5/5

[bennnader]

Like said someone before me, i speak french and i just can't find it has anything to do with the song. But i'm sure it's the same for the numa numa misheard lyrics. I'm sure the people speaking their language can't understand the fun we are making!!!

[DangDangPictures]

Don't love a Tom? WtF!? xD

[Fhanji]

LOL! 5 Stars for teh MOOSE! I want one now.

[Batdog3333]

i hate you -.-'. you destroy the lyrics with this crap..find the real lyrics please -.-'..

[Adipatus]

Batdog3333:

Get a life Asshole!!!!!

If you like Alizee so much why don't you fucking marry her and get the real lyrics yourself!!!!!

[tuscantomboy]

I speak french so it's kind of hard for me to understand how this goes with the english language.

Took me about 10 times, but now I'm laughign like hell

[thedkboy222]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaaaaa

[crupiz]

LOLOLOL

[ForTheHeart76]

That's pretty funny. Made me laugh...except my name is Tom :(

[jantenhove1990]

omg How NICE!!!!!!!!!!

[ECervantes0]

LOL, ROTFL and ROTFLMFAO 5star

[Jaleel35]

LMAO!!! Nice moose.

[xROFLSKATESx]

lol like my drawing?

[magaliveangel]

hahahahahahahahahaha omfg!!! i'm laughing so hard!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha XD

great job!!

[VietDude1978]

LMAO!!! Very creative. I love it. 5 *'s

[vidaloka900]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 5/5 XDD

[zabithezabi]

VERY GOOD JOB !!!!!

[gardemoncoeur]

It's really hard to do this especially once you know the lyrics

[Jaleel35]

yeah lol

[gardemoncoeur]

OOOH 201 , now do another! esp. alizee :]

[smilelike]

I was the 201th view

[krikon10]

Ahahaa :D make more plz!!

[knitlob]

haaa hahahah so funny