"Because it's either that or i have to accept the fact you've done something nice, and then i have to deal with the horsemen , the rain of fire and the end of days "
In some ways, he reminds me of Sheldon Cooper from "Big Bang Theory". He's very smart (the way he diagnoses his patients' illnesses is astounding), but he is somewhat socially inept and has a very dry wit.
xD I love this show SO much. Dr. House has such a remarkable wit, but he's so eccentric. He probably doesn't know he's being funny, while the fans of the show are laughing their asses off (as I did a few times).
"Go up his rear, and get a smear." xD I love House, but I really don't want him as my doctor, as smart as he may be. I wouldn't be very happy with some of the things he would say if I were his patient. He is so cold.
Dr. House may be egocentric and doesn't have a bedside manner (I can imagine how awful the patients feel when he tells them of their diagnosis), but he is undeniably hilarious. xD
hahahaha that and "u can't stop our love" and the men are stupid part are the best!!!! And this vid has now changed the way I say speeeeeeeeddd!!!! Hahaha :))) I lovelovelovelove it!!!
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It's not "adeka", it's "Attica". Here he probably refers to Attica prison riot, when prisoners were demanding better living conditions, but I'm not 100% sure.
hahahahaha The speed affair just cracks me to pieces!
SDJrekoff 5 days ago
If House was a preacher you couldn't keep me out of church. That's got to be one of the funniest scenes I ever seen him do.
DoubleVisionandco 1 week ago
House is awesome
seocom 3 weeks ago
YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!
AlfaGovedo 1 month ago
can someone, please, list the episodes in this video?
arxidamos13 2 months ago
"Why are you suspicious?"
"Because it's either that or i have to accept the fact you've done something nice, and then i have to deal with the horsemen , the rain of fire and the end of days "
LOL I love House but Wilson is just awesome xD
PsychoProductions369 2 months ago
Wilson high= Laughing fit.
808kaitlyn 4 months ago
ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! *epic Cuddy wtf face* ...Attica?
bandgeek8986 4 months ago 4
Wilson high = me laughing. Its mathematical
xxMrBrownstone 4 months ago
IM ON SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED hahaahahahahahah
JoeTonik 4 months ago 2
"Two and a half?"
Posthumus2323 6 months ago
I can't stop watching this XD
tangleleap 6 months ago
aaahaaaaa you try to kill me¡¡¡ xD
israel156 6 months ago
SPEEEEED!
*Jazz hands*
Thwacker71 6 months ago
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
foreverDangerousx3 7 months ago
Love this!
Where did you get the clips?
I am wanting to make a House MD Comedy Trailer soooo bad!
AudioSwappingFun 7 months ago
what is the first thing he says? like before the song starts
foreverDangerousx3 8 months ago
@foreverDangerousx3
He says "Bitchin'..."
FillyShy 8 months ago
@FillyShy thx
foreverDangerousx3 8 months ago
ATTACA ATTACA ATTACA ATTACA!!!!! xD
thewolfkingskeeper 8 months ago 2
what song is playing at the begining?????
foreverDangerousx3 8 months ago
@foreverDangerousx3 Highway To Hell by AC/DC
OhMySaintedTrousers 8 months ago
makes it look like i'm going fast xD
999Srbin 8 months ago
"Ah ha, you yawned."
"Ah ha, you tried to kill me."
madbengalsfan85 9 months ago 4
i want it back, i wanna be buried in it!
lizweinchester 9 months ago 2
"Come on in brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord. We have been blessed with the miracle of " this amazing actor :)
ivandamyanov 11 months ago 14
"It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven. . " wonder where House was gonna go with that.
?
frostyh81 11 months ago 2
i forgot how much i hated camren... o.o
but i love house :D
lemondrape 11 months ago
anyone else think HOUSE has the best songs?
krakken46 11 months ago
I'm on speeeeed! xD
MissLollypop996 1 year ago 4
7 people have lupus
bahcacatule 1 year ago 4
i like how wilson comes in and try to own house, but he got owned instead
Jinz007 1 year ago 4
"Fecal smear! Talk to me!" xD
31operafan 1 year ago
lol... Wilson on drugs...House is awesome.
SuperBosanac 1 year ago 2
In some ways, he reminds me of Sheldon Cooper from "Big Bang Theory". He's very smart (the way he diagnoses his patients' illnesses is astounding), but he is somewhat socially inept and has a very dry wit.
31operafan 1 year ago
xD I love this show SO much. Dr. House has such a remarkable wit, but he's so eccentric. He probably doesn't know he's being funny, while the fans of the show are laughing their asses off (as I did a few times).
31operafan 1 year ago
Cuddy: Shes dangerous!
House: Shes dangerous...
Cuddy: Shes pretty.
House: she is pretty.
Cuddy: Men are stupid.
House: Im with you so far.
In0tuhTR3KKi3 1 year ago 7
"Go up his rear, and get a smear." xD I love House, but I really don't want him as my doctor, as smart as he may be. I wouldn't be very happy with some of the things he would say if I were his patient. He is so cold.
31operafan 1 year ago
Dr. House may be egocentric and doesn't have a bedside manner (I can imagine how awful the patients feel when he tells them of their diagnosis), but he is undeniably hilarious. xD
31operafan 1 year ago 2
@31operafan i want him as my doctor lol
iLikeAAK 1 year ago
Wilson - "I'm on speed"
TheSummermoonwarrior 1 year ago
i stack em up .. LOL !!!!
johnsiew4 1 year ago
ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
imajazzbandnerd 1 year ago 2
@imajazzbandnerd ...Attica. xD
31operafan 1 year ago
YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE!
prdaca 1 year ago 2
MY GOD I LOVE THIS SCENE HOW HE TRICKED WILSON WOW HAHA
2:45
lol
prdaca 1 year ago
It is a crime that he has not won every acting award at least once for the role.
CMack28 1 year ago 29
FECAL SMEAR! LOL
Aducairiel 1 year ago
Cameron: flames......
House: it makes me look like I'm going fast
hahahaha that and "u can't stop our love" and the men are stupid part are the best!!!! And this vid has now changed the way I say speeeeeeeeddd!!!! Hahaha :))) I lovelovelovelove it!!!
LindsTaylor23 1 year ago
CMON IN BROTHERS AND SISTER, WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF THE LORD!!!
cinemawacht1 1 year ago 2
YAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!! omfg omg omg I LOVE you for uploading this you found the clip I've been searching for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD
SamLovesFriemds 1 year ago
YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!!! lol
huddyisforever 1 year ago
She's dangerous. She's not dangerous. She's pretty. She's Pretty. Men are stupid. I'm with you so far. LMAO
Maxine346 1 year ago 4
"She's dangerous. She's pretty. Men are stupid."
haha Cuddy's awesome.
Meganifical 1 year ago 2
I like his head jerking when he was talking to Cuddy!
moondust9999 1 year ago
"excuse me...I have to go kill someone!" LMFAO!!
angelbunny225 1 year ago 5
Go up his rear, get a smear!
Reapex1 1 year ago
@Reapex1 Which Reminds Me, I Kinda Feel Like A Bagel : ) !
sgba17 1 year ago 2
I think the word Wilson was looking for at 6:30 was symbolizing...
Great video. One of the top on YouTube, IMO.
Jeremy1281988 1 year ago
I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
LondonBabyLondon 1 year ago 2
LOVE LOVE LOVE The Reverend House!
beasleybrother1 1 year ago 2
dr Wilson looks like a dorky harrison ford
miezulet 1 year ago 2
FECAL SMEAR!
adammanymoons 1 year ago
You can't stop our love! hahahha ;D
Cobain7House 1 year ago
The wicked shall deceive ye because they have turned from the Lord and are IDIOTS.
TekHelper 1 year ago 2
im not anti depressants Im on speeeeeeeeed rofl
RavenFilth 1 year ago 2
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ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA.....Attica? omg that was epic!!
TheWickerMan2000 1 year ago
Great video and actor.Funny,crazy and hot!!
soaresnezinha 1 year ago
ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA.....Attica?
DiabolosUran 1 year ago
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DiabolosUran 1 year ago
08:50 - hilarious!
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FreeEnergyIsHere 1 year ago
"Go-up-his-rear & get-a-smear"
- Dr. House.
Yoganao 1 year ago
@Yoganao Which Reminds Me, I Kinda Feel Like A Bagel : )
sgba17 1 year ago
Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed !
sgba17 1 year ago
House in all his glory!!
flamecaneMD 1 year ago
Leaves me laughing.. love it!
frankenstein909 2 years ago
What scene is it when House traps wilson with the coffee at about 3.00 please ?
Iseu68 2 years ago
Poor Wilson.
imaevildoctor 2 years ago
What does he say? "Adacal?"
101JerseyGirl 2 years ago
Attica! It's a prison
soupdblu 2 years ago
But, why? I feel slow...
101JerseyGirl 2 years ago
its 185!
penihop 2 years ago
Aha! You yawned!
d4ark 2 years ago
@d4ark Aha! You tried to kill me!
DackxJaniels 2 years ago
"I'm on Speeeeeeeeed!!!!"
SongoftheRisingSun 2 years ago 6
the best tv show ever.
saigrog13 2 years ago 2
the whole thing of house dosing wilson is one of the greatest things ever put on film.
ATL45 2 years ago 5
There are THREE men on God's Earth I want to have my picture taken with. Hugh Laurie, Bill Clinton and John Cleese. Or as I call them, "The Gods".
brnleague99 2 years ago 4
YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE.
LOL!
SweetShann01 2 years ago 6
which episode is with the carpet?
FemkeeBlackRainbow 2 years ago
"lines in the sand"
season 3 episode 4
drakesnake09 2 years ago
season 3 episode 1
happylmc 2 years ago
I love house.
DutchMileyLover 2 years ago
Everything House says and does is hysterical! I love this show...
And Chase at about 4:59... It's hilarious the way he hesitates, waiting for House's approval. :)
werentyoulistening 2 years ago 2
u cant sop our love!!!!! lol
unmpo20 2 years ago 6
The cane scene is WOOOOOOW!!!
3:17 ... so innocent! xD
And House in the chapel.... Awesome.
Porcelanesa 2 years ago 2
which reminds i feel like a bagel
fablerules13579 2 years ago
Haha love it! :D
The scene in the church... Priceless! :)
Marela9 2 years ago
i want to be buried with it
fablerules13579 2 years ago 5
You dosed me. . . im not on anti depressents im on spppeeeeddd!!!
fablerules13579 2 years ago 4
a kid in the clinic had an accident
emeraldcity1988 2 years ago 6
YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE!
rmf86 2 years ago 116
@rmf86 that is one of the best moments from the entire house md...he always knows how to win a discussion :))
RebornMaster3691 11 months ago
"I'm on SPEED!"
FuzzzyDinos 6 months ago
"Excuse me, I have to go kill someone" lmfao
AsianCheeseSteak 2 years ago 57
The amazing thing is that this is pretty much all on ONE episode! There's 6 seasons of this wonderful amazingly awesome show haha
MrNico350z 2 years ago 2
wow
rk212005 2 years ago
OMG good times!
yoinkz 2 years ago
FREAKIN' AWESOME!
noukinav018 2 years ago
he´s the best
123testado 2 years ago
8:53 onwards is my fave house scene ever
jimbobjimminy 2 years ago
"YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE!" lol thats amazing i love house
LindsTaylor23 2 years ago 7
I am not on anti-depressants, I'm on speed.
PeterBluth 2 years ago 3
i FRICKIN luv House nd i BLOOMIN luv this vid!!!!! 5* nd fav nd i added to my playlist!
ok some of my fave parts:
5:41, 5:53, 8:48, 8:56.
flashyreshy 2 years ago 2
My favorite part was 0:00-10:41.
GOODPLAYA20 2 years ago 6
hahaa!! i LOVED this whole thing too but i just wanted to point out the bits i loved without putting the whole vid.
flashyreshy 2 years ago
"But it took a half an hour to get the mass medictaed for the lung scan!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, is there somewhere you needed to be?"
*Raises eyebrows comically*
luls
TheCagedTiger 2 years ago 2
lines in the sand for sure, 304 ;) great episode
superminaa 2 years ago
what episode is him wanting a new carpet from????
sligogalway 2 years ago
Lines in the sand I think
NiMur90 2 years ago
4:08 lol
TheCagedTiger 2 years ago
LOL
"she's pretty."
"she's pretty"
"men are stupid"
"..I'm with you so far"
MrsRichardArmitage 2 years ago 6
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NamelessCapitan 2 years ago
IM ON SPEEEEEED!
ecdcheergurl96 2 years ago 3
BITCHINNN
brokenxstitches 2 years ago
Ha ha brilliant! Could you please put the embed back on?! :)
Muireannify 2 years ago
YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE!
engeo1993 2 years ago 30
atica atica atica atica atica......atica?
lol i love this show
anrafla 2 years ago 7
What does it means actually? I have a french translation but i want to know what it means in english^^
FandeDeanetJerry 2 years ago
go on wikipedia hehe
NamelessCapitan 2 years ago
The chapel scene is just hilarious!
znanstvenica 2 years ago
I love when he's in the chapel.XD
ArtemisAddict 2 years ago 2
me too ..it's the best part!
tinich2310 2 years ago
"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!"
Best moment EVER!
ArtemisAddict 2 years ago 14
one of my fav episodes
t66wood 2 years ago
whats the song @ the very beginning ? with the cane and all
BestPiggy 2 years ago
Highway To Hell by AC DC
scorpiobitch15 2 years ago
thanx
BestPiggy 2 years ago
Ahahah!!
5:53
You cant stop out love!!!
oh i love House!
oo and 8:58-9:30, hilarious
xxExpectxNothingxx 2 years ago
Dr.Cuddy..... Take a message.
awesome
rikinptl 2 years ago
that was good:
-Carpet?
-never
MrFan211 2 years ago
At 5:40, why does Cuddy say "she's pretty" like that? I don't get it. Was it to prove he wasn't listening or something?
girlieq24 2 years ago
That House was being nice to the stalker gal because she was pretty. Guys like pretty girls :) Hope that helps!
tiff63078 2 years ago 2
wikipedia , attica, answer =)
(not good at english) =)
NamelessCapitan 2 years ago
adi-what? what is he sayin?
Bradil7760 2 years ago
attica, It from Dog day afternoon with Al Pacino
Ashmarnet 2 years ago
"You can't stop our love!"
I love it! ^_^
graywolf27 2 years ago 2
"go up his rear, get a smear. which reminds me, i could really go for a bagel"
hughlauriethebrit 2 years ago
"Aha! You yawned!"
"Aha! You tried to kill me!"
God, this clip never gets old XD
SappySuperunknown10 2 years ago 3
Im on SPEEEEEEEED!!!
I LOVE HOUSE!!!!
snuggylilangel 2 years ago 8
Wilson on speed is so funny.
They should give him more jokes.
tq3eufiy 2 years ago 9
or more speed.
FowlEmFour 2 years ago 3
what is the episode when he is at the church?
Astrapogiannos14 2 years ago
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it's from season 3 episode 4 "Lines In The Sand"
OanaIonelia 2 years ago 2
dose amy one no what episode house said YOU CANT STOP ARE LOVE it is so funny rofl
adamlover135 2 years ago
it's from season 3 episode 4 "Lines In The Sand"
OanaIonelia 2 years ago
Did you read through that comment at all? At any point? Ever? Honestly. Jesus. Shall I write it for you? Yeah.
Does anyone know what episode of House where House said "You can't stop our love!"? It is so funny rofl.
There you go.
xox
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brendalynncasey14 2 years ago
ha. I love the scene at 3:05
thank you so much for making a video with no stupid music in the background like everyone else. Just pure house goodness. :)
CreativeChick8 2 years ago 8
oh my gawd!! I know!! I hate hate hate that I have to go through video after video to find one with just dialog.
kamlatamarw 2 years ago 2
alot of the time its with stupid music cuz of the damn WMG
Quibblo 2 years ago
"She's dangerous!"
"She's not dangerous!"
"She's preetty."
She is pretty."
"Men are stupid."
..
"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!"
teerah003 2 years ago 5
i have a question, what does the "adeka" in the beginning of the vid?
btw house is the best show ever :D
Chrizzl1991 2 years ago
It's not "adeka", it's "Attica". Here he probably refers to Attica prison riot, when prisoners were demanding better living conditions, but I'm not 100% sure.
vergilvalentine 2 years ago
That and it's an allusion to the famous quote from Dog Day Afternoon.
zefrenchfryofDOOM 2 years ago
This show was the most viewed in 2009. Made it into the Guinness Book of World Records.= )
dodgeviper1345 2 years ago 5
my fav fanvid so far :D
BeEnvious 2 years ago
omg omg omg wilson is hysterical
"i can't seem to put my gloves on today, it's WEIRD"
darkolove 2 years ago 2
i absolutly love the chapel scene and the part when he says "You cant stop our love!"
Gregory House Rocks!
kawaiiroxz 2 years ago 7
LMFAO i remember the first time i saw that part :P Omg i laughed soooo hard
dodgeviper1345 2 years ago