Best of American Psycho Part 1

[EderRedfield]

"Best of American Psycho"? Why not just upload the whole movie?

[caidenjohnsonpoetry]

Your compliment was sufficient, Lewis!

[joesjoesjoes1]

glad you cut out the dog stamp, only part of the film which made me upset

[jropz]

saw this in the movies when i was 12...kinda sorta changed my life, infinite references i still use today. cult classic indeed

[gayisrave]

gonna watch this again tonight = )

[117ty]

8:16

and an Internet sensation was born....

[thefreeflowification]

@117ty Check 'em

[almightyjass]

2:03 mutters a random word

[kfki]

you left the best part: stomping the dog!

[zdkezios]

oh my god, a fucking watermark

[jerryvalez]

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!

[iloveoreos15]

I would have gotten the fuck out of there as soon as he did that dance.

[BEARARMZ]

this movie is hilarious. i love it

[jackstein104]

"would you like to hear the specials?"

"Not if you want to keep your spleen." LOL genius

[logo9130]

I always like that little flail he does when he says "I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU." XD

[mtdewftw]

there are no "best parts" in american psycho. the movie as a whole is the best.

[jradetzky]

I totally love his Grinch face from 7:12 to 7:15

[jussts]

Let's see Joel Bauer's card...

[apxeli]

Bateman hates emo-rockers!

[publica74]

Keep in mind these people are running our economic system...scary huh?

[Haynelia101]

"...I can only get these sheets in SANTA FE..."

:D Anyone? anyone?

[CaptainnKickAss]

@Haynelia101 no...what is that a reference to?

[Haynelia101]

@CaptainnKickAss Newsies. "Sante Fe" is a song that Christian Bale sang in it :)

[CaptainnKickAss]

@Haynelia101 haha great. how did you know that? YESSS IM GETTING MY MOTORCYCLE TODAY!!!

[Haynelia101]

@CaptainnKickAss Because I've seen Newsies before. It's like a childhood obsession XD

[CaptainnKickAss]

@Haynelia101 haha sweet. im 20 and i just found out about this friggin awesome movie. 

[Haynelia101]

@CaptainnKickAss Are you referring to American Psycho or Newsies? XD

[CaptainnKickAss]

@Haynelia101 american psycho, but you have inspired me to see newsies, congratulations :D

[LunchtimeLoonies]

@CaptainnKickAss the book is better

[thatdamnsasquatch]

The Packers blow!

[Rhyno186]

Oh my God... It has a watermark...

[Jeffko78]

"Hey Hamilton, have a Holly Jolly Christmas." XD

[CrissySnow]

the only part that i hated about this movie was the stabbing of the homeless it made me sad really

[electricazure]

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Bruce Wayne's apartment has a helicopter pad, and is obviously more expensive than mine.

[electricazure]

On second thought, Patrick's apartment was not the penthouse, because in the book, the penthouse of his building belongs to Tom Cruise. I'm going to redo the post, but thanks for the thumbs up.

[lusteraliaszero]

8:14 - Check em

[MrRazorblade999]

"We should get married" - "No, I can't take the time off work" Best reply to a proposal ever

[Dorkus89Malorkus]

@MrRazorblade999 lol yep. That''s one to keep in mind.

[TheAlien659]

''..If you don't shut your fucking mouth, i will kill you...''

Best line ever made!

[themetalhead1011]

Did he kill the homeless guy because he touched his watch?

[Princepurple1]

@themetalhead1011 he killed the homeless guy because he fucking hates them. You should read the book if you like to read. Its excellent. Much more violent and the satirical aspects are lightyears better.

[Asaski09]

@Princepurple1 I agree. The detail and craftsmanship surpass anything else I've ever read.

[Convenientsalmon]

8:13 Check 'em

[nickmanning4prez]

book was so much better hahah kidding! isnt it supposed to be a mockery of corporate of America? got kind of confused at the end

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

NOOO BATMAN WHERE DID WE GO WRONG ;_;

[lizzfrmhon]

haha favorite quote, "Patrick we should do it" "do what" "get married, have a wedding" "No, I cant take the time off work".......god damn men!

[SNICKERFACED]

"I can only get these sheets in Santa Fe"...I guess he got there after all! : D

[superbuds0714]

I can't be the only one who had several laughs watching this =D

[SimpleMindsForever]

@superbuds0714 Same here. Lol.

[joaoluizsn]

this is one of the best auto-biographic movies i've ever seen

[boRalto]

"...altough i have a slightly better haircut." I lol'd

[erryfleming11k]

Odd feedback for this video again.



[Deuce133737]

41 people didnt smoke cuban...

[siegfried646]

Love the look when he sees the pig, full of disgust.

[H3ad5h0t5]

I like to dissect girls. Did you also know I'm utterly insane?

[Ninety9Soulz]

"I have to return some videotapes"

And by video tapes he means severed heads. And by return he means fuck.

[DeLaFlOuW]

@Ninety9Soulz or he really means video tapes, remember he watches porn.

[Urindunk]

Is that Donald Trumps car?

[jrr422007]

40 people couldnt get a reservation at dorsia

[jdoggybizzle]

8:15 CHECK EM

[yemanyaaa]

Sinchan Sinchan Consun Chun Neko

[ReefBear]

Business cards are serious.

[beinndorainjames]

Patrick is actually a very caring person. He treated those blood-soaked sheets with such compassion and tenderness.

[rickyibarra]

Mmm, wheres the part of drops of red liquid emulating blood? in the plate

[thebrett2727]

i just realized that all of their cards say vice president...

[suffxc291]

@thebrett2727 They are investment bankers. There's a strict hierarchy at banks: Analyst, Associate, Vice President, Managing Director and each position is filled by many people. The title Vice President is different at ibanks than it is at other companies.

[iTomiix3]

He'd be such a great commercial man. He's just got that...charisma.

[FlUdDeStRoYeR94]

My pet potato told me this was a good movie. He was right.

[claudi9000]

I just noticed for the first time "I can only get these sheets in Sante Fe"

*facepalm* at the lame joke I just made in my head

[JewPowerGo]

He says he wants to "fit in" but kills people in the "yuppy" crowd.

[TheAgwoodliffe]

Imagine the Joker facing off against THIS Batman!

[xSakuraKurox]

@TheAgwoodliffe FUCKING. AWESOME.

[electricazure]

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Bruce Wayne's penthouse has a helicopter pad, and is clearly more expensive than mine.

[Maryukujin]

I love how when they pull out Paul Allen's card the guys act like they're afraid of it.

So much subtle humor in this movie.

[cunthead666]

hey Hamilton, have a holly jolly christmas

[9livesm]

40 people didn't want to keep their spleen.

[art0neable]

Man those two thumbs up are hillarious, funny!

[TheGoddamnBatman100]

Seems like what would happen if Sheldon Cooper developed a new feeling, pissy, this is what it would be.

[BTC141]

Just read the book. Bateman's narration is pristinely detached.

[robotfreshpies]

Best of American Psycho: THE WHOLE FILM

[Zonked2]

2:50 is priceless! I don't know he kind of looks like a dickhead..

[vidioc]

christian bale creeps me out in general...but this movie is soooo...

[myopium]

Apparently it's hip to be square.

[IrishGary1]

hes handling the fisher account...

[20ZZ20]

8:14

check 'em

[HLecterPHD]

I cant believe that people thumbed up that guys comment but not mine.

[TheUnbeholden]

@HLecterPHD ... this is your first comment.

[3Axy10Est13]

Patrick bateman is the luckiest guy ever...

[MsRougepanda]

40 people were killed by him.

[Bfjoll]

Bateman is Batman without the e, Wow, holy....

[andy91091]

40 people didnt have a bathroom to do cocaine in.

[AudioAndroid]

my god it even has a watermark

[Omeegia]

nobody got dubs

[shareyourvideosworld]

"I've seen that guy sitting in his office, talking on the phone to the CEO and spinning a fucking Menorah."

[Kaip911]

39 people didn't want to fit in.

[Hermoor]

Oh my god...typical idiot phrase. This video clip alone points out everything that is wrong with the western society. Every single thing...

[fiendclubforever]

I want my business cards to have a watermark now

[Drizzlerman]

The business card part is so stupid it just emphasizes the hellish nothingness to all these idiots lives. I'd be psycho too if I were one of them.

[musicallyawesome]

@Drizzlerman That's the point.

[lagroos]

39 people don't know how bad they smell

[shareyourvideosworld]

Have a holly jolly Christmas.

[trollface657]

for a second i keeped thinking this was the fulll movie

[BGTM21]

@pkthunder70

Yeah they changed a few names in the movie, like Paul Allen had a different name in the book (can't remember it for the life of me)

[WallStwizkid]

@BGTM21 Wasn't it Paul Edwards or something...I can't remember either.

[cjwright79]

What's the over-under on that pig turning into an ungovernable menace that has to be disposed of... 3 months?

[pkthunder70]

I thought it was Price from the book.... Not Bryce...

[EtalitumInc]

Your compliment was sufficient, Lewis.

[Oxidized181]

WOW THEY WOULD REMOVE PART 2 BECAUSE OF NUDY -.-

[megadumm]

8:15 GET

[germany1314]

i like patrick's apartment more

[jokerml1]

I like to dissect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?

[mariano26788]

8:15.....

[Bodlasona]

this guy can act.

[vlovesrafa]

@Bodlasona .Yes,a lot of this movie is hard to watch.But Christian Bale is brilliant in this.

[devilsown18]

I would love to comment on this video but i have to return the videotapes .

[xSakuraKurox]

@devilsown18 What video tapes? o-o

[DarkSlaYer4747]

why the fuck where they comparing cards

[giggidygoo17]

@DarkSlaYer4747 to see hus looked better

[Journe2005]

wow! It's an exact adaptation of the novel almost :)

[MuscleCut]

OMG ! it even has a watermark !! xDDDD

[res8898]

van patten: eggshell, with romalian type. whattaya think?

patrick: nice.

bryce: jesus, that is really super, how'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful? but wait, you ain't seen nothin' yet. raised lettering, pale nimbus. white.

patrick: impressive. very nice. let's see paul allen's card.

*bryce slowly pulls out paul allen, vice president's card*

*patrick's mind: "look at that subtle off-white coloring. the tasteful thickness of it... oh my god... it even has a watermark..."*

[samosapowis]

i literally love this movie by looking at the clips. i love monologic type movies. i havent seen this film and i stopped watching right up to 4.48 i dont want to spoil the film

[EdMan2012]

never looked at business cards the same after this

[Netlocd]

Am I the only one who thought he sounded/looked like Jim Carrey at 8:30?

[Eisenberg99]

8:30 one of my favorite rage scenes in movie history

[idgarad]

@Eisenberg99 What and chasing a hooker naked with a chainsaw didn't top this?

[BackdoorPlumber]

@abdg32esd23 Your comment made me laugh, though.

[dsalvat1]

It is a futurist movie about today's generation.

[BackdoorPlumber]

I don't understand this movie. Where is the comedy?

[echarpeur]

@BackdoorPlumber

It's a black comedy, it's fun because the reactions of Bateman are absurde/inapriopriate, sometimes the caracter don't listen each other(scene in a club with models). The scene with Paul is so funny, who never dream to kill someone for a stupid reason?

[BackdoorPlumber]

@echarpeur Huh... I guess. I thought the fact he was playing Huey Lewis and the News during his butchering was kind of funny.

[November10th1775USMC]

@BackdoorPlumber Its not a comedy movie, its a drama about a Psychopath.

[CKNDFressay]

'Oh my god, it even has a watermark' HAHAHAHAHA!

[TheKhaibear]

smiles.."If you don't shut your fucking mouth I will kill you."

[CallMeVox]

"I like to dissect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?"

[METALkaiser27]

@CallMeVox "ahh... great tan marcus"

[spscarter]

It's cranberry juice. Cran-apple.

[DarkImmortal198525]

"In 87 Huey released this,,,FORE the most accomplished album,,,i think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be squared a song so catchy most people probably dont listen to the lyrics,,,,but they should because its not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends,,its also a personal statement about the band itself,,,,Hey Paul! AAAAAHHHHHH,,,

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!! AAH YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL EPIC

[kirby28645]

2:55 That dickhead isn't gonna give you up, Patrick. Never gonna let you down.

[SayedArmaniBoy]

You know what a fuckin loser you are!! Im sorry I have nothing in common with you! LMAO

[loveablemeggy]

ha resse witherspoon is so cute!

[TomthatiscalledTom]

36 people were into that whole Yale thing

[TheThirdParty100]

its hip to be insane Triple meaning *___*

[MrCaCaaaaaaaaa]

Quote a line from the movie & get thumbs, so genius it just my work!

[freshprincejordan]

36 PEOPLE TOUCHED THE WATCH .

[ApolloniaCorleone72]

@freshprincejordan lol! Nice.

[freshprincejordan]

@ApolloniaCorleone72  thanks...lol

[stilltainted922]

LOLZ the best of american psycho is when you press play and allow the film to run until the end credits...

[turkeypue]

Both the book and movie of this are hilarious. The part where he brutally murders paul owen with an axe because he got a better restaurant reservation is the best part.

[SeleneWoodrow]

For some strange reason..... Christian Bale looks like Jim Carrey in this movie....

[JokerFlickan]

@SeleneWoodrow I though the exact same thing.. o.o

[phreestylesk8r]

".......look at that suttle off white coloring..... the tasteful thickness of it.....OH MY GOD, it even has a watermark..."

[MrSaintsfan1986]

36 people thought it was a menora. 

[thekendokid]

8:19 .... fantastic

[Ordonity]

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you."

[Teefless]

500,000th view

[dudeabides339]

36 people need relief to wash over them in an awesome wave

[TomValedro]

6:29 he did that man a favor.

[aniss7890]

Everyone who think this is the movie parts,its not,its scenes that the uploader liked