Artie Lange On David Letterman "Too Fat To Fish" 2008

[nemesis1365]

almost too fat to fit in that chair, baby gorilla we speak your name!

[ChadJHachey]

to lagit!



[altonormz]

Artie is awesome but the joke reminds me the joke on howard stern form 3-5-08 and the fect that he advise the guy that told the joke to steal jokes makes it more ironic

[repdog1776]

10 people are too fat to fish

[chessinfantry]

2 LEGIT 2 LEGIT TO QUIT!!!! haha u fags dont know shit bout that....ARTIE U THE MAN!!!!!

[bdgalli100]

Letterman loves Artie

[sschhuu]

dead crowd

[thundermik]

funny how the hosts generally sit after the guest sits, but with artie that never happens. see conan, he did the same

[lemonrind]

He's too legit to quit.

[icuiidan]

i hope next time he tries to kill himself, he'll finally succeed!!!

[mellowmark1]

@icuiidan

That's really petty man.

[coverchenko]

If artie put on a baseball cap and glasses he would look like michael moore.

[gamma21285]

artie is the man!!!!!

[onestrashdancer]

WE LOVE YOOOOU ARTIE! Get well soon!

[tmontanaz44]

gonzo from bunker hill was here

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@tmontanaz44 so was red..

[THYRDEYE]

Artie is just naturally a funny guy. If you like Artie's humor check this out. For the funniest videos online watch Jerry Rio 'Man On the Street" segments. Go to The Thyrdeye channel or Mr Jerry Rio and see what a hilarious video is supposed to be.

[TouchMeKadeem]

I love this fat fuckin jersey schlub, don't you ever die you good lookin son of a bitch

[guitarguy7788]

artie is great, miss him so much

[rob2049]

A fat drug addict, who is a slob that makes over 1 million $ a year tells you that America has sank to the new low. WTF is going on in US? Too many fuckn slobs in this country, no wonder terrorists are winning. I think Stern is talented, but this guy, you people had baaad taste in comedy.

[joeytrimble]

@rob2049 if the terrorist are winning why do i have to watch sean penn snot and ball every other week about how we're bombing these clowns back to the stone age?

[playadominical]

2:00 all the iowa tanning salon receptionists were hurt by that wisecrack. apologize artie!

[JMBELK]

Artie is great...!!!

[eriksrq]

maybe all that fat saved him from poken' his heart

[equalcharliebrown]

HIS GUT FEELING WAS TO STAB HIMSELF IN THE GUT

[attila75]

love u and i miss u Artie!!!!

[magellanphone]

God I miss artie so much

[deedeecsl]

Love Artie... MISS HIM TOO...

[jeembo420]

Hey Art i just hope youre ok .When you come back ill be there.Just come back

[joeytrimble]

lmao love daves look when artie brings up coke

[Doca]

@joeytrimble

lol, letterman is such a pussy when it comes to risque material, as if he hasn't been around coke at least once in his life. I hate how he has to pander to the american public.

[bamboneski]

she was up at 6 am vaccuming cause shes nuts...lol

[MUCKSTICKYIZZY]

i agree i regret my vote

[rtrs04]

I am a relatively new listener and I am surprised that some one as unfunny as Jackie Martling would even be on the show. 

[tigerwoodsondxm]

you can tell the crowd is ANTI -AMERICAN LIBERAL FUCKS

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[tigerwoodsondxm]

@SELFproclaimedVIRGIN after 12 girls .. yes iam 2.

[turboteabag08]

jeez this audience will clap for anything, "Artie i heard you had a nice bowel movement last night"  "Yes I did dave" (audience applauds)

[meishern]

jackie was less funny but more dependable.

[66mulligan]

LUV YOU ARTIE

[dontrickrollme]

This man is hilarious and even if Artie is high at least he can do an interview. Artie didn't pull a Joaquin Phoenix.

[Lvduggo69]

Mrsteve ¿ sounds like you're deflecting your feelings about yourself ! I would b willing to bet my free sex with your mom token that u will never have a good happy life with a attitude like that. Tooo bad fo u ! ;(,,,,,,,

Ps I still have my token !

F. Robin !

[Imnot18hahaha]

Howard and arty are good dudes!

[rlkavan]

Great character, sadly shows money does not guarantee happiness. Even at 1 mill per year he still has his demons.

[someymehra]

I love you art! Get well buddy!

[MEXICANnotmexicanTt]

fuckin artie is the king. hes not a racist he just knows how to push the right buttons.

[MarijuanaRadioTV]

Artie is the man. Long live Artie!

[Galactic123]

Dave's audience clearly isn't into Artie's style of comedy.

[DuaneMThomas]

@Galactic123 , most of them don't even know who he is.

[shakeNbake815]

Lol they can read yours and do coke over mine.. hahahaha

[2242bzo]

Great video.

[scrapplecheesesteak]

Lange is simply a great, funny, down to Earth man, nuff said.

[sleezemoney]

haha whoever thumbs downed this comment is a faggot who cant take a joke

[TehRatchet]

@bastymanguy

You made him try to kill himself! :O

J/k

[bastymanguy]

Wow what a fat pig. He's not funny, talented or cool. He sucks on the Stern show and is the stero-typical

Italian that is racist towards black people. His "N" word joke in his stand-up was lame and distasteful. A drug

user and an over eater, he's weak. Anyone who thinks he's funny let me know. This guy is just a slob and can only

make insults as humour, a fake Italian.

[horizonrusted]

I'm letting you know. He's funny, quick witted, with a biting sense of humour. I have no idea what his being an overeating drug user has to do with whether or not he's funnny. I'm guessing he said something that offended you, and you developed a distaste for him. Well, comedy isn't always pleasent.

[atlbraves1025]

hes hilarious your a downer at life

[realrele]

Hm... If you read the book, you'll find out that he's not at all a racist, he loves colored ppl equally. Fucking narrow minded person, mayby you should try and think one step further next time. Why so quick to judge? Read the fucking book dude.

[jbballa092881]

Artie is a million times funnier than Jackie the. Joke man

[DreadedEd]

@jbballa092881 you damn skippy son

[evilkevin232]

Anyone with a crazy Italian mom ( I have one) knows that hes not kidding about moms who scream for half an hour (at minimum) about the silliest crap.

[farawayreach]

If it was any kind of serious DUI he wouldn't be outside of a jail cell. He'll pay a fine and be done with it. No big deal.

[FigurinItOut]

Can you see Artie in the studio with the arrogant photographer? HaHaaaa....

[Hounsfield]

I hope they throw the book at Artie Lange for putting peoples lives at risk. DUI is not cool, it's not funny. DUI kills, and Howard knows that. It's over johnny

[WastedWords24]

he wasn't drinking or on drugs its suspicion of DUI, he was released 1 hour later so i doubt he was all fucked up. Just know what the fuck your talking about before you talk.

[Hounsfield]

I'll say whatever I want about whatever I want bitch. Try and stop me.

[Krowsnose]

your stupidity puts lives at risk.

[atlbraves1025]

your a douchebag

[eagleseddie]

dui's are hillarious

[douchebagchigger]

The audience is comatose.

[dunskie]

Right? They'd rather be entertained by a comedian like Jeff Foxworthy or Tyler fucking Perry..

Then the morons would probably laugh loud.

Fucking people are stupid. This country is chock full of absolute fuck tards. Artie was hilarious and should have killed.

[Phishphantom]

Artie is great,but this letterman is old and tired.He needs to retire and go live in Venezuela or some other left wing country!

[729Drew]

So its not really about him being old and tired...its about you disagreeing with his political views...way to be honest with yourself lol...nobody's watching this clip for either of their political beliefs.

[dunskie]

Artie is a ROCK STAR.

Funnier than anyone I've EVER seen on Letterman.

[tygear34]

Norm MacDonald is better, but only slightly. Is it a coincidence that they are good friends? I think not.

[NewEraWrestling1]

2 Legit...

2 Legit 2 Quitt

[CarpusGideonCarpus]

lol I would never read something he wrote

[na2stat]

Read this man's book. It will make you feel better about yourself no matter what.

[oHarryTimbercranko]

Hope this tub of shit falls dead like Gary's pitch.

[roderick0071]

GOD ALMIGHTY are you right ... the ONLY thing wrong with the HOWARD STERN show is howard stern I LISTENED for some of the free week and the only thing wrong with it was I gotta listen to O + A with more jerks trying to sell me gold or get me better deals for some sort of shit TO PAY FOR STERN make it the artie lange show RID US OF THE HOWARD Thank God he married well DDDUUUUHHHHH ya his girl of SPIKE she make HOMER SIMPSON PHI BETA CAPA

[SPEAKANDSPELL81]

Fucking slob, but a funny fucking slob.

[cannabL1sS]

fuck the haters, artie is hilarious

[tjboston0707]

I am cancelling my Sirius subscription because I can't enjoy the Howard stern show with him on it

[ratsky69]

Used to like him on Howard Stern but now hes just annoying... thinks he's funny, I guess he needs to be on heroin to be funny

[abortionsbycrowbar]

he killed on this interview

[Cubfan2240]

God, I love his comedy but idk how much longer hes going to be around. But he doesnt care obviously.

[someymehra]

Artie is funny as hell

[AndyW216]

Great book

[doubledeedemery]

Love Artie. Salude!

[Themightydoo]

ive read the book, hilarious, he went through a lot of shit

[H0VA]

TOO FAT TO FUCK

[Shanejulien]

TOO FAT TO LIVE

[kooperiskool1]

this is a good book it's funny.

[TuRdSandwitch18]

im all 4 equality but fat people should b eradicated, they just shout and eat ffs

[LotBountyHunter]

TO FAT TO SWIM MORE LIKE

[NOTARAPPER212]

check out my page for a sample of an artie lange parody.

[mickeymantle0007]

artie is as ugly as he is on the inside.

[uneekalex]

It's a great book! I love Art on the Howard Stern Show and have seen him live here in Detroit. I highly recommend both.

[burnabybrent]

I can never figure out why a guy has enough money to not have to worry about money and he can't use that resource and get his shit together. Strive for a higher level of consciousness, Artie, you're headed to an early grave. Although reading his book he is already on borrowed time, so every day is probably a gift!

[dubzy81]

so are the mugs out there already filled for the guests??

[eyedrive1]

I had not heard of Artie until my daughter sent me "Too Fat Too Fish", but I read it and I have to say, while the Artie is a great comic, he is also off the road and heading for the bottom of the cliff. Now that I like Artie for Artie, I see that his life as a great performer, like too many other great artists, is a great tragedy. Get yourself together Artie, people love you. It's really selfish you know, you're not just hurting yourself, but your loved ones. And I know. Very well.

[joelow2129]

fat fuck

[rezmoneynwkubs]

artie is a funny motherfucker, but hes starting to look like john belushi. hope he doesnt go out the same way.

[ZeropointZero70]

Artie looks like he's about to give birth to John Belushi! LOL. Oh god, he just keeps getting fatter! He forgot to mention in this interview that if things were fair, he's be dead of congestive heart failure from eating and drugging all the time, while people who don't abuse themselves drop dead for no reason that are moderately healthy. Go Figure. At least he's a pretty humble, decent guy . so maybe things are a bit fair overall.

[rezmoneynwkubs]

hahahahah yeah for real, atleast he knows hes going to drop dead sometime soon.

[Notyavgkat]

artie is the man!!!!!!!!!

[ScrewAttackChina]

what a mess

[YouEatMyShit]

Artie's really looking like a sack of shit, sad!

[deftonian69]

good appearance

[nj2ca9234]

artie killed on this appearance, not so much on conan

[lundhead]

Wow, usually watching Dave is painful but he handled Artie perfectly.

[IzzyIsou]

Great to hear someone bashing that dipshit Ashton Kutcher - funny!

[robdavewal]

He is the man...the book was an incredible read, but it was kind of sad how he still can't kick the drugs.

[alphamale300k]

HOWARD STERN FUCKING SUCKS

[stevenshain]

bababooey

[workingman68]

I think when Artie dies in the spring, they should put Bruer in his place. Waaah, I can't get off smack!!! Fuck you artie, every guy in this world would trade places with you douche. Get your shit together and quit Stearn.

[guerrillafilmz]

learn to spell Stern dumbass

[reaton33]

ya because we all know money creates happiness

[muttilo]

I noticed as a fellow fat ass he's winded when he walks to the chair !

[teehee96]

I gotta get this book... I heard nothign but good things about it

Artie is the man... hes just gotta kick that Heroin lol

[howl8]

ya its pretty good. Im not a huge artie fan but he did a good job. its quite sad at times.

[mickeymantle0007]

it's a good book if you like made up stories

[americandiablo]

Too Fat To Fish was a great, compelling book! Artie Rules!!

[soccered888]

This guy is fucking hilarious

[jew4yew]

i just finished reading his book. i just feel bad for him but i understand what he went through. its a good book and if u read it i dont think you would be as rude and mean

[k9feces]

you can't believe a word he says, that book is fiction

[armourdog]

This fat PIG's greatest claim to fame is working on Marky Mark's pussy show "entourage"...A never-was working for a has-been...way to go Artie...too bad you were too fucked up on JUNK to be trusted to show up for a follow up performance...you spoiled, fat, over-fed piece of shit.

[DickRchrds]

WE GET IT

[TommiFoolerie]

Actually he is a full time cast member on the worlds top radio show so check your facts you insulting Piece of trash

[jtutankhamen]

Who are you armourdog? Jackie Martling or Ashton Kutcher?

[armourdog]

If things were fair, Artie would be an unemployed heroin addict who is too bloated, half-dead, fat and ugly to sell his unwanted ass for his drug habit which won't die....this drug addict BUM who would be NOTHING without Howard Stern makes fun of ANYONE else??? What a fat, bloated piece of garbage loser...Ride it out til you die, Artie!

Won't be long now...

[armourdog]

If ANYTHING proves that showbusiness is a JOKE then it has to be Artie Lang...you can snort the worst drug in the world, be a total fool and as long as you can get enough of America to relate to that(never go broke appealling to the LOWEST), then you TOO can be famous...yeah, make fun of Ashton Kutcher...at least he doesn't need to snort HEROIN to sleep at night...you fat disgusting Junky LOSER!!!!

[AMANOTAVANTA]

what a sad ass stupid fat looser!

[KingAttle]

at least he can spell!!!!!!! "looser"

[wooooozee]

and your point is? lmao...i love artie but boy, he doesn't look well. I wish someone would tell this dude about harm reduction. i think it could save his life.

[machenga]

perfect entrance song for Artie: "Too Legit Too Quit"

[armourdog]

It's so hilarious to see Americans try to make a point only to get their dumb point lost in a third grade spelling mistake.

What exactly does "too quit" mean in English, you dumbf*#k? Too many people quitting? One person quitting too many times? In the words of Orson Welles "I'd love to know..." What are you trying to say, you poor dim-witted creature?

[machenga]

armourdog, what an inane piece of shit you are. you really took time out of your day to point out spelling mistakes on youtube? sounds as much fun as whacking off with Tong Po's gloves in "Kickboxer."  if you hate Artie Lange so much, why bother commenting so much about him? go do something else like sucking off Ashton Kutcher a little bit more. I don't give a shit about spelling but since you made such a big deal about it, "Lange" has an "e" at the end, dipshit

[djskizmarkey]

does it really feel that good to prove someone wrong on the internet who u will never ever meet,say that to an americans face and watch how fast you get knocked the fuck out,the only thing good that ever came from canada was tom green and thats pushing it

[MJ4880]

gotta love this guy.... he sounds like a mess on the radio and all the shit talk about him but read "Too Fat To Fish".... the chapter Mr. October got me choked up... cheers Artie...

[machenga]

maybe John Travolta's son Jett died because Artie threw the baseball to him. He fucks up everyone's life

[H82Sayit]

YOU RULE ARTIE!!!!

[spikeri812]

nice jacket....again

[maturanesa]

Artie Large

[GooseHinson]

Fuck gotta love Artie man, he's funny

[alow420]

artie is a comedic genius

[LaserZoom]

he's funny b/c he's honest

[howie1962]

that was such a struggle for Artie to make that long walk to Dave's desk. Most cardio

exercise he has had in 5 years

[ProDuelist0703]

Watch Beer League, douchebag. j/k but seriously. Watch Beer League. It's fucking hilarious.

[twiztedforever]

the cover<<when artie dies in the next yr or two <<thats how i will remeber him

[FIlthfest]

143

[mega976]

143

[ligyro]

dudes got a face for radio

[mickeymantle0007]

artie the lying asshole

[gentiloser]

he looks a hot mess.

[armadillo01]

Artie does not look like a complete trainwreck for the first time in a long while.

[GoofyNewf]

Love the "Emotional Friend" t-shirt!

[jamesdem4]

how many shirts did artie sweat threw during this interview? stern show fact

[druha10304]

compared to paul mooney artie sucks balls on dave letterman the fuck

[ROLtheWolf]

Artie is what we call "Rode hard, and hung up wet"

[peterbufano]

jeezus artie lose some weight.

[fa272]

God he got really big..last time I saw him was when Howard Stern was on E!. Artie rocks

[stu22aus]

Jeez he's getting big these days

[howie1962]

artie: too fat to tuck in your shirt

[MetalXTool]

Dave calls him a "regular" every single time. Idiot.

[Kabobit2]

Artie is funny.

[skizzo192]

letterman sucks he always has always will that is why he was never the host of the tonight show that is why he is a second rate show...first to jonny then to lenno (who sucks too) and next to CONAN THE O'BRIEN

arti had to do an act cause letterman is so goddam boring

[skizzo192]

wow letterman has got to be the worste interviewer on the planet........artie is the man

[stylezofom]

yeah gotta agree with artie on ashton kutcher.

i liked ashton kutcher on that 70s show.

but now's he's just so.....annoying and boring.

PUNK'D sucks ass.

its not funny. he goes through all that trouble with such elaborate pranks and in the end the celebs are just like "oh..ashton damn okay i got punked"

[kismo24]

lawl!! LET ME SEE YOUR BREASTS!

[HowardSternn]

I went to my local B&N and it was sold out(Too Fat To Fish). So i had to order it.

[superstar85ca]

I love Artie, but he bombed on this appearance!

[asr12388]

he looks in tip top condition