Master Chief Theater 3000: Episode 302

[TheMozz96]

0:01 to skip advertisements. I hope this works...

[phsycodRivr]

huh....

Escape Pod Pilot crashes onto Halo, Cortana drives the ship into a Covenant ambush, and Foehammer (the Pelican Pilot) crashes into the side of the Autumn at the end of the game....

They are all female.....

Coincidence?

[halo085]

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[XXXdarkSugarXXX]

wait your a chick? ABANDON SHIP!

[m03hawkman]

lol please just use the lube this time! >.<

[GrimReaper1902]

Earth.Moon.Jupiter lol

[thearbiter221]

i wonder is for season 5 they will do halo wars

[Zentrix97]

3:13 LOL!

[MetroidMan95]

when the marine was asking questions i would hav said "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"

[TransformersFan34869]

the first time i heard "no thanks to your driving", i thought it was just a little joke. but no, it's got a whole new meaning now, and straight from the chief, haha

[manoftheweird]

MR. BOND!! LOL

[xXxTheNobodyxXx]

why do ppl always repeat stuff they hear in the videos. thats lame :\

[jacobrobertmooney]

Its called a quote.

[xXxTheNobodyxXx]

eh, still annoying xD

[demonicslash45]

shut up nobody seriously that name to easy

[xXxTheNobodyxXx]

Im pretty sure I dont have to. And so is yours :P I dont really care about what you call me xD I can anounce my opinion just like everybody else.

[vlaDVille]

"woman pilot" 

- oh oh, i bet they're gonna crash arent they?

LMAFAO

[triedge763]

my first halo game i played was halo 2 then i bought a playstation and then got a 360 then bought halo 3

[GamersRus747]

I hate to laught at the sexism. But, LOL

[privatedecker2point0]

soooooo very sexist :D

[Kaykayslayer1]

captain keys does not live here mwahahahaha... I totally see a omally rvb joke

[Maris113]

"well I am long and full of--- wait no wrong joke"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[phsycodRivr]

objects in space are a HECK of a lot bigger than they appear

[CShorty67]

"But your a woman silly Cortana" LOL

[StormHawk95]

In case you havn't noticed through out the couse of the game series; halo has a big grudge against good landings

[DeadlyInsomnia]

You know, after watching through this series, I do now notice the fact that the creators seem to have a bad habit of portraying women as bad drivers, lol! They almost always crash, or land very badly.

[vengeanceproductions]

Well at least it's accurate...

Sorry, I'm just kidding.

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

@DeadlyInsomnia Or die... or die...

[PaladinC41]

This was a little more sexist than the rest of the series. Should've toned it down a bit.

[VendettaPiXie]

who cares. im a woman and i think its fucking hilarious xD

[narutogen]

to bad i cant see were the hell im goin

[tomcatm16]

Miranda how meny times do I have to!... Oh hi!

I think Keyes was about to say.... Your a**! and start ranting.

[starnjuy]

wait you are a chick!? ABANDON SHIP!

[Vinx210]

Maybe but that in my opinion would get very annoying very quick.

[torpedotoad]

ya and i dont think that it would be funny unless they had digial ph33r writing it

[TheDarkNinja21]

Yeh

[stardust113ify]

Stupid, Annoying, Obvious Cortana comment number one...

[EJR9090]

Hahahahahahhahah straight from the chief

[StUdMuFfiNZA]

BUT FRANKLY YOUR A PURPLE BITCH

[mekel01]

mister bond...

[TheycallmehQuiet]

ahaha 3:18 was best

[Bananer95]

LAMO 3:16

[irish77777man]

Too bad i cant see were the hell i'm going! haha this is great

[port274]

"but frankly your a purple bitch and nobody likes you"

lol

[spartanK42]

2:44 the pod is open

[ArktikWinds]

youre a chick? Abandon SHIP!!!

[BrianPiano11]

YANK ME!!! LOL

[Ddog64]

"Captain Keyes."

"Steve Downes? What are you doing here, man?"

They should have used that one, haha.

[ArbiterGirl]

MC: "Captain Keyes."

Keyes: "YOU"RE LATE WITH MY LATTE!!"

*another take*

MC: "Captain Keyes"

Keyes: "OH MY GOD! You're GreenFairy559?! These online blind dates can be SO nerve wracking!"

LOL!

=^.^=

Bug

[mrsmi1ey]

I like Arbiter girl. Thanks for watching the show. :)

[weairdguy]

LOL

[mastercheif892]

3:05 roflamo

[UTcommando]

"too bad i can't see where the heck im going!"

[SergioMach7]

god i hate all this crap about bob >:(

gotta love the lifepod jokes XD

[nachoguy5]

cortana got burned

[Napalm146]

duct tape good

[sharingundragon]

cortana burn

[WolfMachinima]

By far, best one

[AndyII6III9]

Fuck you number 1

[thaikwon]

no!

[Skillzage]

"steve downs what r u doing here man hows it going?" XD

[Deryl32]

Report! They're serving chili at the cafeteria

[RedOmen225]

"with all do respect, your old and you smell like diapers" lolololol XD

[TheEvilStarOo]

"But frankly, you're a purple bitch, and nobody likes you..."

[IronSpider1]

yank me! haha that never gets old

[123horton123]

seriously when is episoce 303 coming?

[123horton123]

when is the next one coming?

[spartandud3]

first half-rubbish

second half-couldnt stop laughing

[superchickenboy2]

this sucks

[m03hawkman]

freakin hoe bag lol

[LtFang299]

I remember back when these were considered good graphics. Oh the nostalgia...

[r863sa]

good times good times

[Skillzage]

is it me or does every pelican, or any other UNSC transport ship crash after less than two weeks

[Devastater117]

Its just the UNSC Policy.

As stated in Usage of Military Vehicles and Space Vessles. (or the UMVSV) Section 18, page 3613, Paragraph 4, line 2, word 7, it says: at.

lol I cant believe I just made that up.

[MetalGrappler]

with newly found addendom, Every vehicle of the UNSC that has had any known service record with Spartan 117 is to be destoryed sometime later, prior to contact with Spartan

[roffy101010]

" If I still had fingers they'd be crossed"

"If i still had ductape it would be over ur mouth"

[codster323]

after season 3 how bout you do Halo wars? cinmatics are great and plenty of situations to rip on

[Skillzage]

that exactly what i was thinking lol

[gytis5454]

302 you've got to be kidding me, what did i miss. SOMONE is bored 302 episodes.. LOL well but it's nice

[NODsniperX]

it mean seasons 3 episode 2, the more you know...

[aesniper]

...the further you go

[ExianProductions]

into SPACE!!

[BiscuitNinjaDiab]

GI Joe!

[TruBldFan]

lulz.. love this

[buttersownsuall]

"wait ur a woman? abandon ship!!!"

[veryawesomeantonio]

with all do respect ur old and u smell like diapers

[Chick6517]

i didnt see that comming. and im gonna have to agree with some of the other comments made.. i didnt see it coming but it wasnt like a bad surprise more of a random but good thing you know what i mean.

[RaichyxRaichu]

they're serving Chili for lunch!!!

[tyrant1123]

i freaking love these keep it up.

[legion591]

lol they should have put the Steve downs part in

[ClassOf200718]

OMG, you're GreenFairy559. These online blind dates are nerve wracking.

[Zeafoor]

retarded

[stopdeletinganime1]

wait your a chick?

Abandon ship!

[PyroEvolution]

could u use MicroSam and Mike this time itll be way funnier

[eTgEliteRecon]

rofl

[vinnietest46]

"Yank me"

"Hi-ohh!"

[Laluush]

they should do halo wars after this

i could see them making fun of that

[LordVurtax]

They are, I ask them that myself and thats there plan.

[Laluush]

sweet

[mysterioso2006]

Second fav of ALL TIME!

"I appreciate your concern, Cortana, but frankly your a purple bitch and nobody likes you."

[creesrules]

Steve Downes what are you doing here!?!?! lol

[PyrosmileProductions]

Kudos for those who actually get that reference. ;)

- Smiley

[idahobox]

great video

[DoubleMoonz]

You guys are AWESOME!!!

[ninjaapie]

PINGAS

[Watanuki67]

Captain Keyes !

[xMETALHEADx124]

how do they keep these going

[caboose314]

wtf y does it say the video is no longer available?

[rmanning02]

try refreshing

[rahmanroni]

if i still had duct tape it would be over your mouth

[Sam13lfc]

Lmao be sure to watch after the credits its funny.

[diggajr]

stupid annoying cortana comment number 1

[LordSwordbreak]

"wait, you're a chick? ABANDON SHIP!" xD so funny

[DarkMagicianMf]

rofl

[lorcan0c]

"wait you're a chick? Abandon Ship!!" nice one.

[piefish]

boooring

[only1leonXD]

"your old and smell like diapers" "frankly your a purple bitch and nobody likes you"

has any one noticed "yank me" is a joke that stood up on its on HORRIBLE DIALOG

[Chubachus]

i dont see any kitchens. where should i cook? lawl

[Eragon55555]

OH MY GAWD!

funniest one yet Pyro

[blackbounty80]

0:01

[misterstarwars]

inserted of if i still had tape it would be on your mouth you should have said if i still had a dick it would be in you

[broski199]

I love the sexist jokes!

[RSJamesBeach]

it would be better with microsoft voices mike and sam

[Witchkid42]

WAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As always, your videos are incredibly hilarious!

[lolicanhazpieplox]

a bit sexist, but funny as hell!

[DickAsman]

why dont u used microsoft sam and microsoft mike voices??!?!!

[mrsmi1ey]

Because they're extremely over used and quite annoying.

[Zammys0nly]

punch it

"IN THE FACE"

[XCalaburD]

errr kinda poor if you ask me

[mcz1945]

awesome beyond imagine 5/5

[KickButtUnggoy]

go down with the ship?

no, you.

luls

[iani950601]

lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlo­lzlolzlolzlolz

[Svunni]

IT isnt dubbed. its two guys looking at theatre and gives comments:p

[Nijax008]

lol riftrax ftw

[BobTheElder]

erm.... you could at least cut the original speech where you've dubbed! At the very least :/

then get the volumes the same

get the actors to do voices to try and sound the same as characters

slow it down?

sorry but I'm just being honest, this really really didn't amuse me :/

[TheLandBShow]

well if i didnt amuse u fuck off and dnt watch it u twat this is the 3rd season of this so im guessin quite a lot of people like it bar u so piss off

[BobTheElder]

@TheLandBShow

how does FUCK OFF sound?

I didn't say 'this is complete shit' I just gave my personal opinion. I've no problem if other people like it.

Oh and ofc I'm not gonna be watching anymore lol.

Have some fucking consideration. I did not insult the video, just gave my thoughts.

If my thoughts don't agree with yours... it's no need to get so upset :p the world would be a very dull place if everyone agreed.

[icemanm2rt]

i think you don`t get the point of this video.

[BobTheElder]

ok, fair enough.... what is the point?

[BobTheElder]

Oh i think i get it lol

still don't think it's funny, but I guess my comments about how it could be better were not really relevant :p

[elitedarklord315]

lamolamo

[TheSecondWaterman]

Haha, Mystery science theater 3000 combined with Halo. I love it.

[idareyouwang]

LOL "NO U"

[Caz101]

GAY!!!!

[kampyboy]

Caz101 you suck

[sjoerdsuper]

agree

[reelmasturcheef]

wtf this is not very good :/

[Phrygian12]

mystery science theater 3000!!! lol

this makes me want to watch all those old godzilla MST3000 movies lol

[willsgotbeer]

3:41 lol

[sonicsheshomaru]

best parts imo

"frankly your a purple bitch"

well i am long hard and full of seamen...

"stupid annoying obvious cortana comment NUMBER 1

my silent sud o reassuring shoulder touch

says no

3:16-3:20

[VR4RubenVR4]

wow did they really make 302 of these i'm going to hope that this one sucked because they couldnt think of anything good after 301 episodes