Lady Gaga does NOT have a PENIS

[obviouslyhotty123]

OMG!! He did the troll thing like Ray William Johnson!

[jillannified]

I totally thought he was going to say the penis fairy... 

[Matteblackful]

Actually she has a penis she admitted she is a hemophrodite

[carebear9001]

I guess u didn't study hard cuz gaga had a penis and a vajayjay she got the dick removed and call me a dumb ass or stuped or what ever the fuck u want to call me but it's true soo......!!!!!!!!!!! Teehee

[rainbownessable]

Haha I love this video!!! ;^D

[loverofmusic2016]

Lol. xD "It's cold hard facts, that lady gaga does not have a vagina... I mean penis..." xDDD

[JazzyLovesYou666]

Half way through I'm like: "WTF! Is this porn? Why is this a relevent topic!

Then I was like: Lol Dude!

[FlyingNinjaSqurril]

Sadly Ihave.... AND IM A GIRL!!!!!!!D: It was not fun :(Because I was on Omegle.com and there are guys jerking off(Okay) But then I come across a girl and what do you know shes useing a fucking dildo D: it was the worst time of my lisfe but it took like 0.2 seconds to click the "esc" button twice!! D:

[TheBiganaconda]

Lady gaga was born female its impossible to hide a dick wearing what she did to the grammys and AMAs seriously it was literally tooth floss in one of the pics zoomed up you can see the labia of her vagina she's just loose she's a whore simple as that guys who say she has a penis must not have one because it is not possible to hide one

[goldhunting]

You were supposed to have gotten over the fact you have a penish as a baby. How is it people today are still amused by these natural facts of nature well into supposed maturity?

[RaveOrShuffle]

i have seen a vagina

[OLIVEJUICE70]

OMG WE HAVE THE SAME RADIO/CDPLAYER BOOMBOX THING!!!!!

[failers101]

Random!

[failers101]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww true!

[iluvlyoko]

Nom NOm NOm Penis!

[Winstonrox123]

maybe its a pad xD

[ripstik4444]

Haha that was hilarious!! I think s/he does tuck it cuz it's not very big. And it is possible to hav a penis and a vag theyre called hermaphrodites I think it's a birth defect

[ZoroarkMan]

I also have a friend whos a shemale yesterday both me and her were blue ballin(when youre so horny it hurts your dick) so we had a threesome with a chick we both know and well im not as well hung as her sadly

[ZoroarkMan]

Shemales do mostly do not have balls but both a dick and a clit so she simply tucks it into her clit and just hopes she doesnt get a massive erection btw my friend is a shemale so dont tell me different

[mazyoon69]

lionel MESSI !!!

[2pac4rap]

Sure (s)he has a penis.

Look here :D

w w w(dot)quickmeme(dot)com/meme/1­y3z/

[wishwaves]

U r stupid u do not have one gaylord

[dertdood]

Someone should tell him about hermaphrodites.

[FRED27344]

You little suck-up. Quit being stupid because I bet you don't have one!

[joshuahunt98]

she does have a pennis because i saw it on that piture of yours :)

[ashleymyers121]

she had it removed? lmfao :]

[Evillord582]

i typed in penis and this was the first thing that came up

[MegaEvilkitten]

yes she does

[ZaNgerB0y22]

Yes she does

[Zeegoner]

thumbs up if you watched the amazing penis drawings

[wowonice1]

Thumbs up if you just got bored and searched PENIS

[MegaUtubeguy]

@wowonice1 O_O Uhm,.. looking... for ... penis? no.

[Crazzieegurlnextdoor]

Okay... heres the truth, Lady Gaga has surgery because her Vagina had something wrong, i know wrong always sounds wrong :PPP but then they replaced it with a penis... o.0 thats all i know tell me wrong tell me right, i got this information from my friend:PP trueeeeee ill even prove it thats how real i got that from a friends ok post.

[iliketoridemybike909]

Can i have your dick?

[swiftmasterchop]

knobend or knobtop, choose 1!!!

[ASmooveFan]

She hides her penis in her vagina

[iXProSnipez96]

FREAK !!!!!!!!!!!1 

[peacenwings]

You are an Idiot, okay, oh where do I begin.

First off, um, have you not seen silence of the lamb??

Two, practice makes perfections. You want to perform with your dick tucked, you can do it.

Three, open up any book that has something to do with sexual areas. There is such thing as a she-male. So she may not be a guy but she is not just a girl either.

Educate yourself before you decide to educate the world. Half the world is dumb already lets not add to it. - A & S

[TheBcartman123]

lady gaga was born a hermaphrodite dumb ass she had no balls I am sure your familiar with that concept and just had a penis of course after people found out she had one she had it removed she is a millionaire retart how many vaginas have you seen probably your mom as the last vagina remember its eaiser to dig a hole then build a pole

[PunkPunkRocker1]

Lols. It could be camel toe

[katie8341]

I highly doubt Lady Gaga has a penis. There was interview with her and her mom were they said she was female. Besides, this country has more to worry about than trying to prove that she does or doesn't have a dick.

[ibraebrae]

fuck you!

[SuperTigerNo1]

I am lady paga

[AlbertDCLXVI]

I believe this guy when he says Lady Gaga does not have a schlong duct tapped between her thighs. He seems to know quite a bit on the topic. A penis connoisseur perhaps? Even at his young age Matt has imbibed more dong than a $5 Filipino street walker. His insight on Lady Gaga's true gender has merit. Its good to know that there are experts on this matter willing to school us penis ignorant viewers. Thank you Matt.

[TheAmberChannel2010]

with his sack of dicks!!!! lmao : D

[CommunistCookie]

dude you're so gay because you know what a penis looks like

[iAmThePrettyGirl]

@CommunistCookie No, maybe because he HAS one...

[TheChaserGame]

@CommunistCookie Or he's pissed...?

[sashadoo10]

@CommunistCookie If you haven't noticed he's a man....he has a penis...justin bieber doesn't have one but he has a vagina e.o

[paulklingon54]

@CommunistCookie you must not know cause you dont have one of your own

[MOmOx772xa7x]

@CommunistCookie For a min. I was like, wow, he has a point. lol

[daliaperez94]

i love your dancing

[ilyaronxx]

actually It's a SHEMALE......and HE/SHE has hermaphrodite.

[ilyaronxx]

She has a dick

[krissay012]

Uhhhh . . Maybe She Don't Have A Penis Anymore Cause She Gotta Sex Changeee ? Just Sayinnn .

[MsSeNaLe73]

errrr he loves usssssss i would rather die than love him

[MsSeNaLe73]

gaaayy

[xgypsyconvict]

lmfao makes scenes

[ChemicalXDarK]

I have seen my moms my 34 ex girlfriends and my sex buddies vagina

[xrgvenom]

and now we dance

[hipymeng]

im in 7th grade so shood just be learning this because ive known that since 4th grade

[adamadman100]

shes circumsized duh

[Huntley619]

It has to put Lady in its name just so us humans will thinks its a woman.

[eljbsm]

just to state facts… she was a hermaphrodite, meaning she was born with both a penis and vagina. She had her penis removed, okay… and im not bashing her or anything

[xGummiBearr]

@eljbsm Unless she's SAID it you shouldnt be stating facts. Would you mind giving me a link to the video in which she said "I was born with a penis but had it removed"

[MrRSproduction]

your GAY

AND STUPID



[MrRSproduction]

your GAY

[8748091]

i dont call that thing lady

[FlowerMonkey4104]

How would you know that lady gaga doesnt have a penis? R u a perv??

[sparx3600]

@FlowerMonkey4104 lol how can he be a perv i don't think he's old enough anyway its just a joke video sit down have a laugh dipshit :D 

[rockthrustful]

Why Americans are so ignorant? What kind of tranny sound and look like Gaga? Do males in the united states look like petite women(such as Lady Gaga)???? Im asking because i dont live there! Im not a fan of her.I actually think she is stupid for fighting for gay rights while she is a victim of this anti woman culture she is trying to spread. And about the meat dress. Americans only care about animals?How about Children in Africa Who starve to death?

[LasagnaDemon]

@rockthrustful I never said she looks like Jeffree Star. Lady Gaga is quite pretty, but I was making an observation that maybe she did have a penis and she had surgery like Jeffree Star. Those are 2 different things.

[LasagnaDemon]

Maybe lady gaga had her penis cut off and has a hole like Jeffree Star?

[rockthrustful]

@LasagnaDemon STUPID AMERICAN.What kind of tranny sound and look like her?

[LasagnaDemon]

@rockthrustful maybe your the stupid one. You don't have to let this get under your skin and go on a rant. Its just a joke. In my opinion Jeffree Star is better than Lady Gaga. Its called an opinion, so don't be all crazy.

kthanks.

[MrUnicornXD]

a dong and a cha cha. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun eww herpes XD

[LasagnaDemon]

@MrUnicornXD :D Emily, do you have herpes? xD

[horachel7]

@Frostbite5Cold SHOW US YOURS THEN.

[renanddookie2094]

135 people have not seen a vagina

[ThePoptarts97]

I know what a penis looks like. ;)

[randomstuffandus]

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, Eww you have herpes! :D

[spuffylove95]

nice septum...like it ;]

[freddy42111]

I think he smokes pot.

[sarahedwards2]

Secret to a good dance party: DJ, have the music on and the main lights off and the disco ball on about 10 minutes BEFORE everyone walks in.

[zaptor32]

ur gay guz you dont know how a penis looks like

[superman83kg]

nice nose ring redneck cunt

[MrUnicornXD]

@superman83kg wtf. douche canoe

[TheKewldude5]

im in grade 5 doche cannoe

[TheKewldude5]

in in grade 5 doce canoe

[AlienMagi]

Shave, cut your hair, get that fucking thing out of your nose and change your faggy clothing style douchebag

[kelseyisthebomb95]

@AlienMagi fuck you too (:

[AlienMagi]

@kelseyisthebomb95 are you actually supporting this fag?

[kelseyisthebomb95]

@AlienMagi Fag? WOW. just because he doesn't dress or wear the same things you put on your face doesn't mean he's a fag. FAGS ARE HOMOSEXUAL and honey. last time i checked, this video is about penis and vaginas, not penis & penis, or anal hole or however you do it these days, k. bye.

[AlienMagi]

@kelseyisthebomb95 You are retarded. Fags are dumb people not just homosexuals. Unless you are homophobic. Go away now

[kelseyisthebomb95]

@AlienMagi you replyed? you coulda just accepted the fact that your wrong...k bye now. & if it really bothers you THAT MUCH then dont watch his videos, problem solved.

[AlienMagi]

@kelseyisthebomb95 I'm not going to. I was unfortunate to click on a faggot video

[MexiMex13]

its actually the penis fairy and she rips off your dick and that why chicks have periods

[chedderbob2000]

I know what a vagina looks like. I have one.

Beee jealous.

Not really.

Don't be jealous.

It's not that great...

-Siiiigh-

[CyDiAPr0]

@chedderbob2000 lol

[kirbydeluxe]

that poor wall!

[deadinside4211]

at least we can all agree that justin beiber has a vagina

[thexskating]

lolol the dick sack

[ralithelion]

dick sack :D

[6Canadian6Chick6]

lolzzzz

[MHGrants]

Lol maybe she's got... A fat one

[MyraWenz]

LOL she's got a fat one =)

[RunningFromLions666]

Actually, I've seen a vagina numerous times before. Almost everyday when I'm in the shower.

[teoliciouss]

Oh, MattG..why are you so hilarious?

[cammyxoxo3]

i would totally steal your dick Matt.

[shithappensTV1]

wudnt a dik sack just be a ball sack (srotum) not slang

[adam648374692865]

LOL. Did anyone else notice the Donkey puking on his shirt?

[tigerlove525]

@adam648374692865 whoa it's a donkey?! I thought it was a pig!

[adam648374692865]

@tigerlove525 Haha..

[pete6851]

he looks a bit like messi, except for the nose ring.

[MegaTiffany94]

lmfao yhuurock dude.....Fred #2!

yhuuu say penis alot!!!! lmfao

[tommy19470rocks]

u look like fred

[honeybubblegum9956]

he comes in with a sac of dicks xD

[OoPATDfanoO]

:D this video is AH MAZING.

[steveo6001]

dadadada oh no you get herpies...

[zehaha]

you watch rwj, right?

[AXELROSE037]

my cats name is tigger :D

[foppipp1]

I KNEW ALL ALONG SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE!!!!

[ladygagalova137]

@foppipp1 thank god at least sum1 (besides me) realizes she is a woman THANK GOD 4U I DONT KNO U BUT I ALREADY LIKE U

[Jensenerror]

you just got a new subscriber!

[evilalec3]

I be all sitting in mah room laying down fer bed Dan I hear dis shit bout some penis burglar I'm all likez "D: oh shitttt soonn"

Cus' now I gotta watch out fer some fuk'n penis burglar. Thanks for the heads up tho :D

[x3kaulana]

yes...when it's tucked an under it is really creepy...i swear i wanted to smak my bf when he showed me... he was like "look babe im like you!" an he made me look an i was like "omg! ever do that again an i will freakin slap you!

[TheMoe002]

dude your dancing is gay…

[2010HoLLa2010]

Penis Burglar. rofl. i love yuu. <3

my ass studying lady gaga's crotch is for science XD

[66huntisfukinkool]

sack of dicks....

[TheBcartman123]

ENLARGED IS A HUGE UNDERSTATEMENT!!!!!! how about we changed clitoris to a penis

[MekMarryMe]

Lol iv seen one!!! Because im a girl

[sarahedwards2]

A lady's husband dies, and so she chops off his penis and puts it on a wall. Then she chops off other men's penises and puts them on the wall. Then one day a black man cuts a hole in the wall and sticks his penis through. The lady saya "Oh this one's getting rotten" and she chops it off the wall!

[brunomad97]

He's a weirdo

[domi1234911]

hahahahahahha 

[THEskillsATguitar]

her dicks in her pussy

[amberhebert101]

"holy penis!"

[stupidbanjo11]

U r not funny at all

[kellbear1991]

There is deffo a penis burglar out there somewhere! D: Lol im amused at how many times you said Penis and Vagina yes im immature :')

[guitarmaniac54]

maybe she had a girl boner in the bulgy pictures

[squishy1001]

that happened to someone

he got his dick ct off by his wife cuz he was a jerk to her

appearently she chopped it off and drove away then threw it out the window as she was driving

now he is a successful porn writer, or star, or something including porn

....

[482127]

thank you for sticking up for Lady GaGa

[Callestahl]

Stop waiving your arms dude

[chelleybeezy]

"idk...maybe she's got a fat one" lmfao

[chelleybeezy]

omg! your canadian! i can hear your accent. thats so cute ^^

[XxRainbowDreamsXx]

@chelleybeezy omg I was thinking the exact same thing haha. :3

[SuperDrBruno]

Dude your so funny(: I love your videos they make me laugh all the time!!!

[darktimberwolf]

love your stuff man. good job.

[rebirthovan]

this is right, its only her vagina lips in her tight outfits that make it look like a dick, and there was this one photo where what i believe was a tampon string

[RawrItsDomDom]

This is sooo funny xD people call me lady gaga,cuz i look like her? and she dont have a penis, BUT she could be a penis burglar xD.haha i love matt he is hot and funny.

[MyThiarles]

well done, i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeee with u boy,,,

[dominion4eto]

Mrs. Fat Vagina and Mr. Penis Burglar LMAOOOO XDDD

[murphinator3000]

Lady gaga tapes her balls to her asscthats why you can't see her massize dick

[AlexisDreamer210]

Have you ever thought maybe people edit bulges in instead of out? Haha you said comes like four times inthe beginning :)

[eddieguererro2]

i dont like yuhr piercings

[BreathInMandeeNicole]

people say that they edit it out, but im like whateverr. lame asses.

[shadowarch78]

Was it the penis theif?....

WAIT, GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE KITCHEN...

[XxBrOkEnCyDeXx1000]

best dance evaa :P

[vampires185]

kind of like an outtie belly button...

[Simfan17]

lady gaga still sucks

[CelticThunder2133]

Your dancing sucks, but it's okay because you have piercings and piercings are sexy :D

[jazzi3bearrr]

Haha I love your video it's so funny and I beleive you oh ha I spelled believe wrong I just didn't want to press backspace well good luck with that penis thief

[StarAthenaVampire]

you know when hes laying.....his mouth is still moving

[trist11n]

yo my dude is hilarious

[conman199]

a penis burgler ..... with a sac of penis

[stangin209]

so lady gaga is not lady gaga but mr gaga

[TheSums2000]

here, here!!!

[FrozenFlames489]

the reason why the buldge is theyre because she weres tampons

[cynopt]

@FrozenFlames489 -- No. Not how it works.

[SqeakyGoldfish]

Alright, maybe lady Gaga isn't a man, but her songs are annoying!

[shadowkunt]

This video is deliberately misleading.

The artist Lady Gaga definitely does have a penis. TRUE fans need to check out the videos on my page. There is exciting new evidence. Please watch with an open mind.

Hans

[rawr4mebby]

Lol. Clerks 2 jay does that tuck thing. My boyfriend woke me up to show me that he could do it too. Lol.

[ShesharCp]

this video is kinda disturbing....

[ElsaKATASTROFE]

1:01-1:03 you sound irish :D if you are, i didn't know that, i thougth you were canadian.. xD

[XmansonmearX]

well all i can say is this so called blag might be like a pad for like the end of a period i dunno that is what i think being a girl and all i might be right. xD

[DJpanda38]

Pst...PST!!! I'm commenting o.o

And Ms Gaga may be intersex? Probably not though :P

I wonder if this could get in a video... nawhhh :P

[lexnessmonster]

that grey area would be a hermaphrodite lmao!

[FadingxAwayy]

Haha you made me laugh so much!

I had to subscribe, can't wait to see what else your going to do! =)