"LA Girls" - Ahmed Ahmed - Comics Without Borders

[MrDaftpunk94]

@NecromancerG7 make that 72!

[Hesam0000]

Looks like 71 LA bimbos watched this video!

[arabianpharoe]

66 people have 0% sense of humor

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@arabianpharoe no its the other way around im sorry just because hes arab you dont have to like everything arab. sometimes one has to keep it real and distinguish shit from the good stuff. this belongs rather to the shit section.

[Goldenfantasy91]

Wow wat girl would not even bother to chip in...whata gold digger. I personally would never take a dollar from anyone let alone a guy!!!! and thats why Ahmed Ahmed u should look for a Muslim girl, not no whitey from CA. We have class and hold respect for ourselves. Don't mean to disrespect anyone just stating my opinion

[BootyBot]

@Goldenfantasy91 ahmed ahmed wanted me to inform you that you are now his new lover. congratulations.

[Goldenfantasy91]

@BootyBot ha ha ha very funny but ur corny. I didnt mean no disrespect but he was already makin fun of them i just joined along

[messidinho4ever]

damn he looks so much like the retired wwe wrestler Dave Batista lool

[OPHIARK]

@MegaDrBadass more like snitsky

[nyjet2210]

wow he actually got paid for that....that was brutal

[prilax98]

@kabulom

Just shut the fuck up

[downloadstuffgames]

@razaa09 same thing i thought, but it was still funny :)

[tecnokid]

@razaa09 its a joke lol

[fearlessdestiny]

'You wanna chip in every once in a while?'

[19lkj]

funny man



[BeautyandtheEastTV]

Ahmed Ahmed will be headlining the FUNATICAL Comedy Tour in the DC Metro area on April 14th & 16th, 2011!

[fritoflight531]

That's funny, that's just like every other black guy here in Atlanta. haha

(im half black btw so no racial blows thrown)

[petridg]

kabulom: Dude... decaf

[kabulom]

Now a day any stupid can claim he is comedian and can gather some retard like himself around him as audience.... is he really funny?!! NOT AT ALL ... the most embarrassing thing is that when some one try to be funny but he is actually not funny at all. and he is one of those guys... hahaha get lost ahmad

[sameerdias]

@kabulom you dont find him funny because you lack a sense of humor or a brain for that matter ..Did you go to a school for "special" people?

[darkpixielette]

this guy reminds me of my xbf lol

[achinoy]

There are 300 MILLION arabs, and maybe 10-20,000 of them belong to Alqaeda.

14 MILLION Arabs are christians!!!

The Zionist controlled American Media has seriously brainwashed the American public!!!

[spirituelconnexion]

@achinoy brainwash ! yeah now someone got it XD . you're right

[g00dguyforyou]

he made me laugh

[AlphaMaIe]

im terrorist so what you gonna do? i blow the fuck out of you dumb american people

[misswhitney003]

@stanOfGB.. do u rlly think ur hurting nebodys feelings calling them terrorists? lolll.. all ur doing is shown everybody what a pussy u r bc ur so scared apparently .. and im a blond haired blue eyed American so dont think im just a person standing up 4 my own nationality.. everyone can c ur ignorance ahhahahaha

[StanOfGB]

@misswhitney003 Next time reply to me directly PUSSY. You ain't American, traitor.

[misswhitney003]

@StanOfGB .. will do! and I'm pretty sure my birth certificate proves I am QUITE American.. and proud to b! (only embarrassed by ignorant ppl like u i hv 2 share this great country w) ... and PUSSY.. yes i hv one.. and obvi more balls than u 2 ;)

[StanOfGB]

@misswhitney003 betcha wouldn't want to live in any islamic country. I wish you lost loved ones on flight United 93, United 175, American 77, American 11, the North tower, South tower, the Pentagon, PanAm flight 103, Fort Hood, OR if the Northwest flight 253 bombing, Times square bombing attempts happened. Maybe then you'd be "ignorant" like me.

[misswhitney003]

@StanOfGB blah blah blah.....

[ZehGfather]

@misswhitney003 Wrong place babe, the model contest for people with syndrome of down is in the next alley, where you shall be suprised-buttsecksed

[misswhitney003]

@ZehGfather obvi ur dyslexic so im not even gnna bother.. wouldn't b right.... and ps.. i LOVE surprises ;)

[ZehGfather]

@misswhitney003 I'M dyslexic? Gimme a break hun.. Off you go, in your boat to Fairytopia :D

P.S. It's good you like suprises, you'll get alot in your further life. Be prepared sugar ;D

[misswhitney003]

@ZehGfather ya ok whatev.. obvi hooked on phonics worked 4 u this time, bc u weren't mixing ur words around... but this clip is STILL hilarious, isn't it? haha!

[StanOfGB]

Ahmed Ahmed the terrorist

[darkblaze06]

@StanOfGB no, its ahmed ahmed the comedian. hes doing standup comedy. that makes him a comedian. see? lol dumb fuck

[StanOfGB]

@darkblaze06 Shut up, terrorist.

[spirituelconnexion]

@StanOfGB ahahaah ..grow up -.-

[rhobby009]

this is the first Chilean clip with comics from songwriter "Rhobby"

[misswhitney003]

he is the most beautiful man I've ever cn... I'm in love

[saxibaxi19]

@misswhitney003  haha me too :)

[oldtoothlessjoe]

this wasn't funny

[razorbladelane]

Dude people are dicks. This dude is funny. Period!

[87mandypr]

i love this guy

[ayah1984]

I didn't like it.

[crhettbuttler1]

LOL...

[jaw118]

im arab!! wot u gonna do now??!?! call me a terrorist???...well fuck you, cus i aint one..

this guy is fucking funny....keep it up ahmed!!!

[SpASTeX130]

@jaw118 im arab 2 and with u

[Sugardaddy86]

@jaw118 fuckin terrorist sand nigger cut your beard and take that towel off your head.

[jaw118]

@Sugardaddy86 i dont wear towels on my head. thats hindu's. seconly, even before islam, in the time of Jesus Christ (PBUH), men would cover there heads. so actually, you are being racist about both islam and christianity.

THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

[StatenIzzy1]

@jaw118 lmao i would agree with that but you said racist towards islam and christianity...lmfao i didnt know christianity and muslim was a race..lmfao

[jaw118]

@StatenIzzy1 oo..thanks for telling me the mistake lol. wont happen again.

[StatenIzzy1]

@jaw118 lmfao dont worry about it

[NorwaySifHandball]

@jaw118 <Chill dude! just don't blow me up.

[jaw118]

@NorwaySifHandball i a chilled out. you just gotta learn some respect and not be racist. just because your on a computer and nobody knows where you live, doesnt mean you have the right to say racist stuff.

[ChickenWangx3]

LMFAOOOOOOO ,

"errrytime i look in my bank account , i start fuckeeen cryeeen"

[Harismanan]

bomb blasting hilarious sentence in the end man....awesome

[YagamiLight1987]

didn't notice 3 but i did notice 9 :D

[JohnnySton3r]

everything was wrong except for 1and 2

[PatrioT6611]

he's aight...

[HarutFromNH]

It may seem full HD, but there has only been one game out ever that was full 1080p and its uncharted 2

[dokaz]

@ no(w)youblow... i guess you have taste in comedy and vine! Saying that you're going to cum over somebodies mama tits is just telling me one thing... you were left out of love by your mama at early age and she didn't breastfed you enough... i suggest you ask her to make up for lost... or maybe you still wear diapers...

to say to other people they suck is ok once you achieve something in your life and you say it to their face but like this it aint fer...guess your mama never thought u that

[noyoublow]

sucks

[dokaz]

you suck and blow...

[Gr8Teaist]

That is odd - the guys I've dated didn't want me to pay for anything. I would go prepared to pay full or half. They would just get annoyed.

The only time I got away with paying sometimes was when I ASKED them out to dinner. Then I had a valid argument.

[darkestshadow11313]

eh is ok

[ZildjianSeRG]

quality is insane looks like on playing xbox360 on 1080p.

[HarutFromNH]

@ZildjianSeRG Xbox 360 doesnt have full 1080p

[bbezja1]

yes it does

[HarutFromNH]

@bbezja1

Uh, no it doesnt, please research before you comment

[ZildjianSeRG]

Yes it does. the 2008 model has an HDMI input. But in order to get the 1080p resolution you need to make sure that you have a 1080p compatible TV or else it wont work.

[tupemoon]

very true -- and he is realy funy

[FantastyckplastycK]

not sure about funny but the quality is epic..

[iceychikaze]

lol so funny thnx for the upload

"u work at burger king" XD

[freaksandgeeks916]

this dude is not funny and sounds like a douche.

[pimpzack10]

a huge copy of russel peters

[SonLastName]

he could be funnier if he had russel voice =D

[dx360555]

hell yea!!

[Yamcha67]

WTF since when did youtube start advertising vids

[todnyc]

HACK

[J4archae]

you are fcuking retard molested by your dad.

[outlawbenning]

yall suck my dick haters just couse his arab descent...yall here 4-5- generation if even that fuk ya

[Casapretamruk]

umm, if she works at burger king, why would you ask her what she does for a living.. that was a stretch mr.ahmed.

[J4archae]

you fcuking retard this is comedy

[Casapretamruk]

so u must be the boyfriend!!

comedy isn't supposed to make sense or do you just feel the need to defend him cuz he's of middle-eastern descent, i get it.. it's ok..you prolly never were able to defend urself when folks gave u a hard time, well even if he was from mars, that was a stretch, u know it, i know it, even he knows it.. 1 more thing, watch your tone when you speak to ppl, cuz if i was in front of you, you wouldnt dare.. now go look up some george carlin and have some educated laughs..

[kalphitekil]

You're gay you.. Double Nigger.

[MCRAPPER91]

Dam this guy is weak!

[oddreyrose]

meh

[themonster36]

This kid got some jokes.

[akapazzo]

stupid boring not funny at all

[breafone]

haaaaaaaaaah very funny berger king

[omezzz007]

being more hyped would have helped this act!

[fayaztarin]

lame

[thrasher1983]

I think this guy is a funny comedian but honestly this bit wasn't that funny. somebody's being a little too negative down there.... =o

[aimee9684]

omg, he's soooo hot <3

[AaronSilkwood]

eh i didnt find him funny at all.

[donalorja]

Get a sense of humour? Ive got one thats why I dont laugh at this fuckin arrogant, boring fuckwit. Try watching Bill Hicks or Richard Pryor or Lisa Lampanelli or Bobby Lee, theyre funny and dont have to keep falling back on an event and the fall out from it, that happened exactly eight years ago today to try and get laughs.

[ralfzmina]

Entertainment is like Art, it is pure taste. Whats not funny to u could be funny to others and vice versa. It is so lame to try to develop a thesis on how ur taste is better than someone's else taste. You dont like the guy dont search for his videos, dont go to his concerts, just lick next page. Peace.

[proof7306]

@ralfzmina Well said!

[BootyBot]

@ralfzmina consider the page licked

[ralfzmina]

and btw I dont like either!

[donalorja]

I never said he was a terrorist, just a fuckin' bad comedian! By the way, you talk about racism this joke of a comedian has lived on the back of telling jokes about terrroists and iraq and the like when thousands and thousands of iraqi women and children have been murdered and maimed and blown to bits. So much for this dick head having a conscience or displaying any kind of understanding towards the plight of his fellow arabs. He's a cunt pure and simple and you are for trying to defend him.

[ai5H4]

You hate him and his jokes just because he's an arab, if he was an American you'd like his jokes.. ur a racist that's why you have a thumbs down in each comment!

I'm a middle eastern [Kuwaiti] and I think he wasn't that funny.. he was ok!

[EuroStatus1985]

LOL it's racists like you that give the world problems. Just cuz he is Arab doesn't make him a terrorist. Get a sense of humor.

[rencrow]

Dane cook? Anybody with half a brain cell can be funnier than that tard.

[WarheadAttack]

LMFAO!!!!!

[SkipFour]

i can relate to that haha

[utwobing]

Kinda funny.

[sundaemournin]

Not funny at all - weak

[zz03]

good sutff :)

[sukhu]

aha .. this dudes jokes

[agosti]

u have my whopper coming out lol

[SoFlipInHigh]

vin diesel is a comedian now...

[jumanabeth]

omfg hilarious!:)

[jumanabeth]

LMFAO.

[abercrombiegirl86]

ur hilarious date and arab girl and they wont do that

[NobleHerold]

haha Rofl n1 :D

[MegaChinchin]

yeah,fuck all racist people,they suck,stupid assholes.

[LilHeartBreaker94]

lol at 0:19... ahmed ahmed is like are u one of those girls and both the girl in the front line shake their heads..

[s3oood333]

he is ok ..

=)

[wondernessful]

haha, that was funny. wished it was longer!

[Xtremegunner]

white thrash inbred

[khitb]

wut u mean if ur talking about him he is arab...

[khitb]

stop watching him then why do u people always like come watch the whole thing then leave a racist comment... wut cuz he is mid eastern all of a sudden its ok to say sht about them.. fuck u

[BoUnCe96]

yea im with you on that one, people can seriously be such assholes.

[RantNRavinFection]

so true lol

[DuperSuperTV]

I got that exact line yesterday.  Hilarious.

[mxkid912]

Most def a funny dude.

[iKnowTunes]

I met him when he came to my school. Really funny and saw him for a tour he did with Rabbi Bob Alper.

[griseldafenne]

hes ok

[D0p3B0iFi3nd]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[Alekiii007]

hehe xd

[briggs9187]

I think he is one of the extras in Adam Sandler movie, The Zohan, am I right?

[ddrusty]

Yeah he was

[CopaBleyenhoek]

Yes you are !!!! only he had more hair in the movie right !

[briggs9187]

either that or he had a wig....either way he is funny

[ommtalel]

he's really good cant wait to see more of him

[StartingGanjaGrower]

hahaha nice

[oscie1]

one of the reasons i left LA

[kaniverjayz]

this guy rocks i wanna see more of him.

[NaveenAsphalt]

:P lolz,...

[RoxyBlaze934]

lmfao

"yu have mah whopper comin out"

[polakskater101]

LMAOOOOOO. "I start crying, weirdo."

[OTKP]

hahaha SO TRUE! a lot of girls in LA think they are "rising stars"

[Nadinewhat]

Damn that sucks if girls are that way BITCHES!!!!!

[adflkjdsldkf]

LOL I live in LA and that is exactly what the girls here are like! Help Me!!! Man this dude is funny cant wait for the DVD

[YGSalama]

hahah love that "my album is coming out soon" bit .. great