If you are going to try and save face by showing up to a match like this, at least take the beating like a man. He came here to save face, got his shit pushed in, and then gets on camera and tries to make a bunch of excuses about why he was dominated. Lowtex, you sound like one of those pseudo-men that need to drink Dr. Pepper 10 to feel manly; thanks for showing up so that we can all watch another internet faggot get a good beat down.
Seanbaby actually challenged Boll to a fight once, but Boll did reserach to see if he could fight and found out he's trained in Muay Thai. He chickened out. I guess it's only fair if his opponents are defenseless.
Too bad Uwe was too much of a pansy to take on Seanbaby. You know, a critic that could probably have beaten the asshole due to having actual fighting skills and whatnot.
Dude Me and my friends could blow anything boll has ever made out of the water if we had even half his budget. The fact that your defending just means ur a dumbass
@Steveybaby102 Talk is cheap cunt. FUCK YOU if you don't like Uwe boll. Fuck off and do it then, make a film better than Uwe Boll's. You wouldn't even know where or how to get funding, you stupid prick. 1-0 to Uwe boll there. HA.
@CircleofShit As it turns out, I am not a filmmaker. However, I am also not claiming that I am an incredible, genius director, either, in the way that Mr. Boll does. If the entirety of the story here was that he just made mediocre movies, then I could leave well enough alone, but he goes out of his way to claim that his movies are, in fact, incredible works of art when in reality they are horrible. I'm not sure what's got you on Mr. Boll's dick here, but you're making a fool of yourself.
@BabbyPyro Its the fact hes amusing and doesnt give a fuck what people think. (Well I guess he does but he doesnt hold back on his opinions.) Don't you get it? Thats why I like him. THere are many many other directors in the industry who do exactly the same as Boll and are much worse. Hacks like Michael Bay for example.
@CircleofShit I don't hate the guy. I don't know him personally, so it's not really my place to hate him. I do, however, think that he shouldn't have such a pompous attitude when his work is average at its best. Yeah, Michael Bay is pretty hackish, but you don't see actual accomplished directors slamming others' work to try to make their own seem better. At least, not any that I care to denote as accomplished. If Uwe was trying to improve in staid of saying he was already perfect, he'd be okay.
@BabbyPyro Yeh well thats why I find him amusing. But its almost become the fashion for the 'cool' kids to hate on Boll, saying they could do better when actually they couldn't, or they would. Still, Boll beleives in his work which I admire.
true lowtax isn't funny BUT he hired david thorpe and zack parsons who are some of my favorite people in the world. for that he deserves infinite credit.
lol his movies may blow but i think uwe is fucking priceless xD. challenging haters to a boxing match. hes a funny man but he just should stop making movies.
Something awful and this fag haven't been funny for years. Jew jokes just don't cut it in this modern age. I wish lowtax died in this fight and all his bad jokes died with him. shame.
Uwe Boll kicking some critics ass wont make his films any better, just like echoing that his films suck, isn't going to make him a better director. seems the people who hate this man have a lot more in common then they reaiise, ignorance.
This is a really horrible video. Whenever Lowtax is on screen you realise how much of an awkward nerd he is.
He really is quite a useless human. Broke, sweaty, robbed by every woman whoever faked an interest in him, his only saving grace is a website whose funniest elements are those contributed by people other than him. He was relevant in 2001. Not anymore.
No one expected Lowtax to win, not even him. So there really isn't any face to save. Uwe Boll's movies are still shit and beating Lowtax isn't going to change that.
Yes, Uwe Boll's movies are shit. This fight wasn't meant to prove otherwise rather it was to show that this Lowtax guy is a pussy, which he obviously is not to mention a sore loser.
His website sucks anyways as all of the jokes are based off of tired internet memes from other websites that haven't been funny in years like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris.
@KevinBusomjack Making jokes doesn't make someone a sore loser. What did you expect him to say? "I was wrong and Uwe Boll makes great films"? The fight had nothing to do with fighting ability. Uwe Boll thought he could prove himself a great filmmaker by showing that his detractors were pussies. Lowtax won in the end cause Boll's movies are still shit. Boll is operating on an age-old fallacy; that stronger people have more of a right to an opinion cause they can always resort to violence.
@sestsa Stronger people certainly do not have more RIGHT to an opinion, but they CAN beat the shit out of others to the point where they're unable to voice said opinion. So in that regard it's not really an "age-old fallacy".
And really? "The fight had nothing to do with fighting ability"? How do you think Boll won? It certainly had nothing to do with his prowess as a film director lol.
Lowtax lost here in every possible way. He got beat to shit in a straight up fight AND made excuses after
@l3awl3ag The internet "fight", so to speak. It had nothing to do with who was stronger. It had to do with Boll's films, which are shit. He can settle the non-existent debate between who is stronger, but how does that settle the debate surrounding his films?
And it is an age-old fallacy. Lowtax wasn't the only person who said his films were shit. He wasn't the first and he won't be the last. What's Boll going to do? Beat the shit out of every person who thinks his films are shit?
@RafaelD1994 What makes you think I give a fuck if what I say isn't to everyone else's liking? I was replying directly to Sestsa. I wasn't talking to anyone else, least of all you.
Would you have insulted me like that if you'd overheard me and Sestsa having that conversation face to face? No. You wouldn't have. You'd have kept your mouth shut and minded your own buisness.
Social conventions mate. Learn them. You'll get punched in the face a lot less often if you do.
@l3awl3ag I would, if someone can handle me. I'm not an internet warrior. Wanna bet that not even the guy you replied to didn't even bother looking at that shit? TLDR. And you have to keep your mouth shut you fucking interwebz ninja!
@RafaelD1994 He did, he even replied. And yes, you are an "internet warrior". You've never spoken to anyone like this in your life, and it shows. If you had done you'd have had your cunt kicked and you'd have learned a little humility. I know that for a fact. We're both guys, that's just how it goes for us. I've had the shit kicked out of me more times than I can count, and I can smell a coward a mile off. You're a coward. You're too scared of people to act like this offline, so you act out here
@l3awl3ag See? You write so much shit and I don't even read it. TLDR.
And for what I read, you boring shit, I've never had my ass kicked for that reason, and I talk like that in real life, you can bet your ass on that. And I do that because I'm not a chicken nerd who can't defend himself. I am rather strong and have no problem envolving in a fight, if you prefer to keep your mouth shut about other people's annoyences, that's your own fucking problem, Mr. Boring Fuck Bastard. Period.
@sestsa TL;DR The fight didn't make Boll's movies any better, but it did make him feel better and it showed that Lowtax is a complete pussy (which regardless of what you want to believe, DOES matter in today's world)
@l3awl3ag In all likelihood, Boll would beat the shit out of you too. What does that matter? If Lowtax was really a pussy, he would never have even gone to that fight. He went to a boxing match knowing he was going to lose and knowing he would have the shit beaten out of him. That doesn't sound like a pussy move to me.
@sestsa I don't believe for a second that Lowtax went into this fight knowing what to expect. He strikes me as a guy that hasn't been beaten up quite as much as he should have been, you could tell this was the first time he'd felt a REAL punch (and even then, it was gloved) just by the way he reacted. He was surprised, but tried to cover it by acting like it was all a big joke to him. In reality his heart was probably still slamming against his ribs in fear even during this interview.
@sestsa But you're right, of course. These fights did nothing to change the fact that Boll's films are seen as being crap. Still, if I was Boll I'd see these fights as a small victory. If only because it will have felt good at the time.
@sestsa And yeah, Boll would fucking destroy me lol. I can put up a fight, and there's not much chance of me having the shit kicked out of me by someone around my own age any more. But next to this guy I'm just a kid.
What a fucking douche. It's too bad it wasn't an MMA fight, I hate that fall down and the ref stands 'em up shit, I would have liked Boll to ground and pound this pussy idiot into a pile of cry.
Don't get me wrong, I hate Boll's movies too, but I hate whiny blogging douches a lot more. I would pay to get in a ring with this retard.
if you go agree to try with the guy your supposed to be fighting later on, youre a moron. its not my fault you didn't think a pissed off german was really going to hit you. stop sucking on your mothers tit and take some initiative.
Something Awful's a site that used to be a lot funnier than it is now. It's kind of jumped the shark. Plus if you read their forums (which are still geeky cool) you can tell they ban a ton of people for the slightest stuff, like if their comment just wasn't that interesting or up to geek cred, which is really low since they ask for 10 bucks to join, and very hypocritical for a site that prides itself in no sacred cow humor.
Fun to see his smarmy ass get whipped by the worst director ever.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka actually admitted that he had nevr seen one of Uwe Boll's films. Kind of ruined any credibility he may have had as a "critic". I think he brought this ass whuppin' on his own snide ass.
Isn't this Something Awful site he's the head guy of pretty much known to be like the internet troll squad anyway?
If so, kudo's to Uwe Boll for knocking this guy down.
I can't really hate Uwe Boll, he's amusing. He pisses of people I'm generally not wild about. And he may have been overqualified to fight a bunch of interweb smartasses, but dammit if its not funny to see a few of those knocked down.
You're pegging me as once of those anime-crazed people that are weaboos because I know how it's spelled, but I know that because I took 3 years of Japanese. I don't see how being interested in learning other languages is sad.
So perhaps you'd be a kind enough lad to explain to me what exactly was sad about knowing how jutsu is spelled? Those are words you yourself spit out. ^_^
Spanish was actually my first language, so I'm trilingual.
But that aside, I guess it's just a habit of mine. As annoying as it can get, I always try to correct people's grammar/spelling when I see something wrong.
Wow, did Lowtax not expect to get hit? IT was a fucking boxing match! That's like challenging a buddy to paintball and expecting not to get shot. What a pussy. I swear watching him get his ass kicked was so fucking awesome. Uwe Boll, I may not like your movies that much, but thank you for kicking his ass. Next time kill him.
You know, as much as I dislike Uwe Boll, I have no sympathy for someone who doesn't prepare for a boxing match, especially when so many people are hoping to see someone finally kick that crazy German's ass. Never expect your opponent to train you, either. At least Lowtax tried to make light of it in the interview, though. It's the best way of dealing with it.
It don't work like Rocky, deathsamurai. You can't train to box well in a few weeks, and Boll was already an amateur boxer. At least Lowtax had the guts to still fight in the first place.
I actually have a little more respect for Boll after this. All he other idiots critics make fun of just end up going crazy from it(Jack Thompson). But Uwe didn't just bitch, he challenged them to a fight, and won. Regardless of how unbalanced it was, he's the coolest enemy we got so far.
No he's not, he's somewhat embarrassed because he got his ass kicked in front of his cult following. Also even while he was losing people still rooted for him. Boll is a giant hack, at least Lowtax took up his offer and fought him anyway. Fuck you retarded boll fanboys and Goony goon faggots who got banned and hate Lowtax.
Afraid I have to agree. Offering to show the girl how it feels to be punched in the head? Lowtax is a dumbass if he got into a boxing ring with a guy he constantly insults if he didn't really want to fight.
If it was a joke, how hard did you laugh when he said it? Joke are supposed to be funny, you dillweed. Why does someone have to explain that to you? He just got his little bitch ass handed to him and he is trying to look less like a pussy by offering to show a woman how it feels to be punched in the head.
Lemme guess, you are a Lowtax fan or you are Lowtax, the little bitch. Well, either way you're a little bitch. I'm not at all surprised that you have Dane Cook favorited. Little bitch like you would like that material-stealing hack.
First off, no shit, of course I'm a fan of Lowtax, why would I even bother defending him from you people on Youtube(of all places) if I didn't want to suck his cock?
Speaking of my Favs, OMG! U VISITED MY PROFILE! THANK U!!! DID U RATE MY VID!?
I'm surprised you weren't surprised at my favourites. In my favourites I got gay people dancing to boom boxes, stop-motion people floating around, and fake newscast about monkeys being stabbed as experiments.
Why wont Uwe fight Seanbaby? Why doesnt he want to fight someone who actually has fight experience? He doesnt want to fight someone who truly wants to hurt him.
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Look. Uwe already proved to the world that he will kick your ass if you insult his movies. There is no good reason for him to fight that Sean or whatever.
Oh but there is, He wont fight anyone who has a shot of beating him. Seanbaby stated he wanted to fight him(actually, he wants to really HURT him, no PR stunt), Uwe requested his height, weight, fight exp(amateur kickboxer) and when he received it, he declined citing "it was an uneven match", though he has no problem fighting anyone smaller and than he and who has no previous fight experience. He only proved he will fight those who don't stand a chance, which really proves nothing at all.
Well Uwe did make the "postal" movie really well, I actually was more shock then my last mistaken rectal exam. He actually managed to make something...
What, Uwe Boll declining offers to fight people who have boxing experience like he does, but accepting offers to fight people who can't box means that he kicks ass?
that fight was embarassing. he should switch cloths with the interviewer, then this would make sense
kwazhimself 1 month ago
Lowtax curses with children around? Someone call the IRL mods.
ClichedCrusader 2 months ago
If you are going to try and save face by showing up to a match like this, at least take the beating like a man. He came here to save face, got his shit pushed in, and then gets on camera and tries to make a bunch of excuses about why he was dominated. Lowtex, you sound like one of those pseudo-men that need to drink Dr. Pepper 10 to feel manly; thanks for showing up so that we can all watch another internet faggot get a good beat down.
naval8viator 2 months ago
DON'T DRINK MY JUICE, DON'T CLICK LINKS, DON'T BUY MY MANGOSTEEN
papajohn5656 4 months ago
Seanbaby actually challenged Boll to a fight once, but Boll did reserach to see if he could fight and found out he's trained in Muay Thai. He chickened out. I guess it's only fair if his opponents are defenseless.
vladpiranha 4 months ago 9
gay nerd vs gay nerd
marshmellowdoki 6 months ago
The interviewer chick was so hot for Lowtax. That son of a bitch.
clintallen123 7 months ago
pathetic when you lose to uwe boll in a bpoxing match
krypticzisback 7 months ago
Should have sent in Leonard J. Crabs.
VincentVega93 8 months ago
Seing lowtax beat up was one of the highlights of my life!
kingofqwerty 8 months ago
Oh, and for the record, Doom House WAS better than anything Uwe Boll made.
BabbyPyro 8 months ago
Did the audio guy got punched in head too?
poopmenot 1 year ago 3
Too bad Uwe was too much of a pansy to take on Seanbaby. You know, a critic that could probably have beaten the asshole due to having actual fighting skills and whatnot.
BlackfeetSinopaa 1 year ago 3
could totally take ewe boll out. just putting that one out there.
WhatAboutTheProles 1 year ago
Lowtax is such a fucking douchebag.
stigler30 1 year ago 3
reporter is beautiful
artconva 1 year ago
I lol'd at the girls at the end. They look retarded.
REMisagoat 1 year ago
SA is a scam to get $10 from everyone. Don't sign up. They'll ban you for some stupid reason. Stay away. TinyFist Pump, you can suck me hard.
nogodforme 1 year ago
@nogodforme leave greg alone >:-(
internetmale 1 year ago
@nogodforme No, it's not a scam. They only ban you if your being an idiot or you post unfunny threads on FYAD
1waitandbleed1 1 year ago
Alot of ignorant twats on here. Boll didn't fight these pricks to prove his films were good he did it for a laugh and to let of some steam.
Lets see you fucking bitching little cunts on here make something anywhere near half decent as Boll and get it seen by thousands of people.
But no, you will remain you tube fuckwits bitching about shit you could never do yourselves no matter how shit you think it is.
CircleofShit 1 year ago
@CircleofShit your gay
Danube03 1 year ago
@Danube03 Oooooooooh...is that the best you can do simpleton? "your gay"...LMAO.......TWAT.
CircleofShit 1 year ago
@CircleofShit well i mean... im just not entirely sure how i can match your *sees people making fun of uwe boll and gets really fucking mad*
Danube03 1 year ago
@Danube03 I'm not mad at all. I think you've mistaken me for the angry German kid or some shit.
CircleofShit 1 year ago
@CircleofShit
Dude Me and my friends could blow anything boll has ever made out of the water if we had even half his budget. The fact that your defending just means ur a dumbass
Steveybaby102 11 months ago
@Steveybaby102 Talk is cheap cunt. FUCK YOU if you don't like Uwe boll. Fuck off and do it then, make a film better than Uwe Boll's. You wouldn't even know where or how to get funding, you stupid prick. 1-0 to Uwe boll there. HA.
CircleofShit 11 months ago
@CircleofShit Don't need to be able to make dog shit to recognize it.
BabbyPyro 8 months ago
@BabbyPyro Make something better then mate. Typical youtube twat.
CircleofShit 8 months ago
@CircleofShit As it turns out, I am not a filmmaker. However, I am also not claiming that I am an incredible, genius director, either, in the way that Mr. Boll does. If the entirety of the story here was that he just made mediocre movies, then I could leave well enough alone, but he goes out of his way to claim that his movies are, in fact, incredible works of art when in reality they are horrible. I'm not sure what's got you on Mr. Boll's dick here, but you're making a fool of yourself.
BabbyPyro 8 months ago
@BabbyPyro Its the fact hes amusing and doesnt give a fuck what people think. (Well I guess he does but he doesnt hold back on his opinions.) Don't you get it? Thats why I like him. THere are many many other directors in the industry who do exactly the same as Boll and are much worse. Hacks like Michael Bay for example.
CircleofShit 8 months ago
@CircleofShit I don't hate the guy. I don't know him personally, so it's not really my place to hate him. I do, however, think that he shouldn't have such a pompous attitude when his work is average at its best. Yeah, Michael Bay is pretty hackish, but you don't see actual accomplished directors slamming others' work to try to make their own seem better. At least, not any that I care to denote as accomplished. If Uwe was trying to improve in staid of saying he was already perfect, he'd be okay.
BabbyPyro 8 months ago
@BabbyPyro Yeh well thats why I find him amusing. But its almost become the fashion for the 'cool' kids to hate on Boll, saying they could do better when actually they couldn't, or they would. Still, Boll beleives in his work which I admire.
CircleofShit 8 months ago
boll was a golden gloves of course Lowtax took a fall he isn't stupid
w7100 1 year ago
If he makes metroid, i'll box him.
speccwolf 1 year ago
lowtax is unfunny and stupid.
KevinDolin 1 year ago
true lowtax isn't funny BUT he hired david thorpe and zack parsons who are some of my favorite people in the world. for that he deserves infinite credit.
greatscottiv 1 year ago
lol his movies may blow but i think uwe is fucking priceless xD. challenging haters to a boxing match. hes a funny man but he just should stop making movies.
henkdeveroveraar 1 year ago 7
Something awful and this fag haven't been funny for years. Jew jokes just don't cut it in this modern age. I wish lowtax died in this fight and all his bad jokes died with him. shame.
TenthDimensionString 1 year ago
@TenthDimensionString Jew detected
demonoaic 1 year ago
that guy is a cretin.
rokshok183 1 year ago
That reporter is gagging for some male genitalia. Anyone's penis will do, eh.
SethMcFartlane 1 year ago
They both suck dick
Mesarphelous 1 year ago
he should be grateful to Boll for letting him be involved in something funny
50pushups 1 year ago
Hes suffering a case of the umads
ManlytearsUK 1 year ago
Yes Boll, because boxing people who AREN'T BOXERS, saying it's for show, not training him, etc, really proves how good your movies are.
It also proves you're a cheap skilless fuck who needs to trick people to win against them.. I hate the guy, I really do.
OmegaCalibur 1 year ago
Uwe it´s an awful director - Lowtax you are a fucking bitch men ! ohohoh he is a cheater, fight back u sissi!!!
fed1945 2 years ago
Uwe Boll kicking some critics ass wont make his films any better, just like echoing that his films suck, isn't going to make him a better director. seems the people who hate this man have a lot more in common then they reaiise, ignorance.
TDCCCXCI 2 years ago 2
I'm Lowtax IRL
Mesarphelous 2 years ago
Nothing to be proud of.
fredmachine 2 years ago
Then you fight like a little girl.
Shavarnarak 2 years ago
Lowtax has never been funny but still, at least he tells it how it is.
KingHookJ 2 years ago 2
Lowtax is the original aspie goon
OG Original Goon
don't hate
well ok keep hating it's p. funny
ninjapirate 2 years ago 2
This is a really horrible video. Whenever Lowtax is on screen you realise how much of an awkward nerd he is.
He really is quite a useless human. Broke, sweaty, robbed by every woman whoever faked an interest in him, his only saving grace is a website whose funniest elements are those contributed by people other than him. He was relevant in 2001. Not anymore.
leave12 2 years ago
I aggree. He also thinks 9/11 was funny. "Photoshop Phriday" proves it.
georgef551 2 years ago
The man has two kids.
side1981 2 years ago
To a Goon, this must seem like quite an accomplishment.
leave12 2 years ago 3
Or it means he's more less normal but hey lets fall back on assumptions based on stupid stereotypes
side1981 2 years ago
somethingawful is good, you're a dumpy loser.
misterkleen 2 years ago
Uwe Boll beat the shit out of this cocky little cuntrag.
I fucking hate Lowtax and wish I could have been there to make fun of the the little bitch.
stigler30 2 years ago 2
gbs harlot off camera. kneel down to the one you serve.
bakudandanLL 2 years ago
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lowtax is just a stupid motherfucker for creatin the sa ripoff forums. and no i did not get banned x D
digggert 2 years ago
A valiant, but....very,very futile attempt to save face on Lowtax's part.
I love the guy; somethingawful is a work of art, but....you just can't sarcasm your way out of having that much egg on your face.
Eldeecue 2 years ago 3
No one expected Lowtax to win, not even him. So there really isn't any face to save. Uwe Boll's movies are still shit and beating Lowtax isn't going to change that.
sestsa 2 years ago 40
Word - thats why the irony of challenging critics to a boxing match makes it all the more delicious.
Of course making a good movie was simply impossible for the man, so he proves his critics wrong by...uh beating them
rrrevan 2 years ago
@sestsa
Yes, Uwe Boll's movies are shit. This fight wasn't meant to prove otherwise rather it was to show that this Lowtax guy is a pussy, which he obviously is not to mention a sore loser.
His website sucks anyways as all of the jokes are based off of tired internet memes from other websites that haven't been funny in years like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris.
KevinBusomjack 8 months ago
@KevinBusomjack Making jokes doesn't make someone a sore loser. What did you expect him to say? "I was wrong and Uwe Boll makes great films"? The fight had nothing to do with fighting ability. Uwe Boll thought he could prove himself a great filmmaker by showing that his detractors were pussies. Lowtax won in the end cause Boll's movies are still shit. Boll is operating on an age-old fallacy; that stronger people have more of a right to an opinion cause they can always resort to violence.
sestsa 8 months ago
@sestsa Stronger people certainly do not have more RIGHT to an opinion, but they CAN beat the shit out of others to the point where they're unable to voice said opinion. So in that regard it's not really an "age-old fallacy".
And really? "The fight had nothing to do with fighting ability"? How do you think Boll won? It certainly had nothing to do with his prowess as a film director lol.
Lowtax lost here in every possible way. He got beat to shit in a straight up fight AND made excuses after
l3awl3ag 6 months ago
@l3awl3ag The internet "fight", so to speak. It had nothing to do with who was stronger. It had to do with Boll's films, which are shit. He can settle the non-existent debate between who is stronger, but how does that settle the debate surrounding his films?
And it is an age-old fallacy. Lowtax wasn't the only person who said his films were shit. He wasn't the first and he won't be the last. What's Boll going to do? Beat the shit out of every person who thinks his films are shit?
sestsa 6 months ago
@l3awl3ag OMFG WRITE A FUCKING BOOK YOU BORING SHIT.
RafaelD1994 4 months ago
@RafaelD1994 If I want input from a greasy little cunt like you I'll ask for it.
l3awl3ag 4 months ago
@l3awl3ag For fucks sake. No one read that shit, dude, write small things. What the fuck is that? I'm just giving u an advice.
RafaelD1994 4 months ago
@RafaelD1994 What makes you think I give a fuck if what I say isn't to everyone else's liking? I was replying directly to Sestsa. I wasn't talking to anyone else, least of all you.
Would you have insulted me like that if you'd overheard me and Sestsa having that conversation face to face? No. You wouldn't have. You'd have kept your mouth shut and minded your own buisness.
Social conventions mate. Learn them. You'll get punched in the face a lot less often if you do.
l3awl3ag 4 months ago
@l3awl3ag I would, if someone can handle me. I'm not an internet warrior. Wanna bet that not even the guy you replied to didn't even bother looking at that shit? TLDR. And you have to keep your mouth shut you fucking interwebz ninja!
RafaelD1994 4 months ago
@RafaelD1994 He did, he even replied. And yes, you are an "internet warrior". You've never spoken to anyone like this in your life, and it shows. If you had done you'd have had your cunt kicked and you'd have learned a little humility. I know that for a fact. We're both guys, that's just how it goes for us. I've had the shit kicked out of me more times than I can count, and I can smell a coward a mile off. You're a coward. You're too scared of people to act like this offline, so you act out here
l3awl3ag 4 months ago
@l3awl3ag See? You write so much shit and I don't even read it. TLDR.
And for what I read, you boring shit, I've never had my ass kicked for that reason, and I talk like that in real life, you can bet your ass on that. And I do that because I'm not a chicken nerd who can't defend himself. I am rather strong and have no problem envolving in a fight, if you prefer to keep your mouth shut about other people's annoyences, that's your own fucking problem, Mr. Boring Fuck Bastard. Period.
RafaelD1994 4 months ago
@sestsa TL;DR The fight didn't make Boll's movies any better, but it did make him feel better and it showed that Lowtax is a complete pussy (which regardless of what you want to believe, DOES matter in today's world)
l3awl3ag 6 months ago
@l3awl3ag In all likelihood, Boll would beat the shit out of you too. What does that matter? If Lowtax was really a pussy, he would never have even gone to that fight. He went to a boxing match knowing he was going to lose and knowing he would have the shit beaten out of him. That doesn't sound like a pussy move to me.
sestsa 6 months ago
@sestsa I don't believe for a second that Lowtax went into this fight knowing what to expect. He strikes me as a guy that hasn't been beaten up quite as much as he should have been, you could tell this was the first time he'd felt a REAL punch (and even then, it was gloved) just by the way he reacted. He was surprised, but tried to cover it by acting like it was all a big joke to him. In reality his heart was probably still slamming against his ribs in fear even during this interview.
l3awl3ag 6 months ago
@sestsa But you're right, of course. These fights did nothing to change the fact that Boll's films are seen as being crap. Still, if I was Boll I'd see these fights as a small victory. If only because it will have felt good at the time.
l3awl3ag 6 months ago
@sestsa And yeah, Boll would fucking destroy me lol. I can put up a fight, and there's not much chance of me having the shit kicked out of me by someone around my own age any more. But next to this guy I'm just a kid.
l3awl3ag 6 months ago
you're all a bunch of fucking nerds.
SomethingAwfulTube 2 years ago
Despite this, Richard Lowtax is still like a father to me.
SomethingAwfulTube 2 years ago
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SpiderBoyLIVES 2 years ago
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What a fucking douche. It's too bad it wasn't an MMA fight, I hate that fall down and the ref stands 'em up shit, I would have liked Boll to ground and pound this pussy idiot into a pile of cry.
Don't get me wrong, I hate Boll's movies too, but I hate whiny blogging douches a lot more. I would pay to get in a ring with this retard.
DeeZnutz83 2 years ago
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Typical American Internet Bloggin' pussy. What a fucking douche.
calebtizzy 2 years ago
Do you really go around fucking commenting on every blogger/critic video you see you fucking loser?
PizzaguylolXD 2 years ago 6
if you go agree to try with the guy your supposed to be fighting later on, youre a moron. its not my fault you didn't think a pissed off german was really going to hit you. stop sucking on your mothers tit and take some initiative.
DarthNightingale 2 years ago
excuse me train, not try
DarthNightingale 2 years ago
lowtax is a pussy. uwe rulez!
Brehserman 2 years ago
mangosteen
whalleybanger 2 years ago
He's trying too hard to seem nonchalant.
TolaMacarino 2 years ago 3
Haha. Lowtax deserved that beating.
demosj 2 years ago
Why didn't someone assassinate Boll beforehand?
Smurfster1 2 years ago
oh lawd, she sounds like Sarah Palin.
SethMcFartlane 2 years ago
Something Awful's a site that used to be a lot funnier than it is now. It's kind of jumped the shark. Plus if you read their forums (which are still geeky cool) you can tell they ban a ton of people for the slightest stuff, like if their comment just wasn't that interesting or up to geek cred, which is really low since they ask for 10 bucks to join, and very hypocritical for a site that prides itself in no sacred cow humor.
Fun to see his smarmy ass get whipped by the worst director ever.
Snailbarf 2 years ago
Someone got probated for a week for threadshitting, didn't he?
Rereversed 2 years ago
Uwe should have used a knife.
cornbruiser 2 years ago 6
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka actually admitted that he had nevr seen one of Uwe Boll's films. Kind of ruined any credibility he may have had as a "critic". I think he brought this ass whuppin' on his own snide ass.
ld217 2 years ago 3
don't mess with germans haha
he learned the lesson
ceekay100 2 years ago
hahahahahaWW1hahahahahahahahahaWW2haha
Victorinox99 2 years ago 4
QQ pussy ass bitchh
masterus0 2 years ago 4
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Isn't this Something Awful site he's the head guy of pretty much known to be like the internet troll squad anyway?
If so, kudo's to Uwe Boll for knocking this guy down.
I can't really hate Uwe Boll, he's amusing. He pisses of people I'm generally not wild about. And he may have been overqualified to fight a bunch of interweb smartasses, but dammit if its not funny to see a few of those knocked down.
Shavarnarak 2 years ago
actually SA in general hasn't been trolling since prob 06.
yugimotocy 2 years ago
uwe is the bigger troll at the moment. I would've thought that was obvious.
TheCheezWizz 2 years ago 3
sore loser
slackero666 3 years ago
lol Lowtax is a pussy
nabasta 3 years ago
wait.. she interviewed lowtax and then jumped to some 7 yearolds? lolwut
bandwagonretards 3 years ago
It helps if you train before a fight guys, just fyi.
CalBro 3 years ago
Some guy off Attack of the Show who practiced Jitsu asked him to spar and guess what Uwe boll refused to come on the show...
Deadmen01 3 years ago 6
It's actually jutsu. Not jitsu.
mancha02 3 years ago
It is a transliteration and can be spelled either way.
lolYOULOSTTHEGAMElol 3 years ago
who fucking cares?
illmitchjax 3 years ago 2
Apparently you for replying to it...
mancha02 3 years ago
Sorry to disappoint you but no. I don't care how it's spelt... I just find it sad that you do.
I really don't see any correlation between the two but thanks for trying.
illmitchjax 3 years ago
Oh, I see what you're doing.
You're pegging me as once of those anime-crazed people that are weaboos because I know how it's spelled, but I know that because I took 3 years of Japanese. I don't see how being interested in learning other languages is sad.
mancha02 3 years ago
:-/ No... you must have some issues about that because I never said you were some kawiaaa!1111 obsessed Japophile...
It's nothing to do with you wanting to learn another language for yourself and everything to do with you trying to police somebody else's grammar.
Don't try and put words into my mouth.
illmitchjax 3 years ago
So perhaps you'd be a kind enough lad to explain to me what exactly was sad about knowing how jutsu is spelled? Those are words you yourself spit out. ^_^
mancha02 3 years ago
Where did I say that knowing how to spell a word was sad?
I said CARE how somebody spells it... not KNOW how to spell it.
I'm impressed that you are bilingual, with a challenged language as well... I am confused as to why you find this so hard to comprehend though.
illmitchjax 3 years ago
Spanish was actually my first language, so I'm trilingual.
But that aside, I guess it's just a habit of mine. As annoying as it can get, I always try to correct people's grammar/spelling when I see something wrong.
mancha02 3 years ago
Grammar/Spelling Nazi
Hengekhan 3 years ago
Who should I root for?
Uwe Boll creator of shitty films or Lowtax creator of 10bux user was banned for this post?
How about neither, that sounds good.
Joe402 3 years ago 5
Uwe should have fought a real man
Buford321 3 years ago
uwe boll APARENTLY refused opponents who had previous boxing experience (boll obviously having fought before).
munchy890 3 years ago 8
HAHA PR AND BS! Well said!
You guys should have kicked his balls, he destroyed you guys for free and you cant even sue. Genius plot against the critics.
reformidatio 3 years ago
He got banged in , easy said, easy done.
VideoGameMaster360 3 years ago
Sarah Palin?
WECENANUFF 3 years ago 6
idk why hes complaining, didint they challange him?
InfesticideTeam 3 years ago
Hai Blowtax!
somethingawful01 3 years ago
Typical american with no balls. No offense to other americans
NIKKKRED 3 years ago
For some reason, this makes me want to watch Doom House again. I wonder what's up with that...
xerxes333 3 years ago
Wow, did Lowtax not expect to get hit? IT was a fucking boxing match! That's like challenging a buddy to paintball and expecting not to get shot. What a pussy. I swear watching him get his ass kicked was so fucking awesome. Uwe Boll, I may not like your movies that much, but thank you for kicking his ass. Next time kill him.
Freddirector 3 years ago
So what were you banned for then?
kaih8941 3 years ago
? i dont understand.
Freddirector 3 years ago
haha im sorry, dont mind me I was just being a dick! :)
kaih8941 3 years ago
lowtax got owned
stigler30 3 years ago 6
go away noob!
ghostintheshell21 3 years ago
i wonder if she was wearing sandals and that's why richard is so damn cheerful.
saturninesmile 3 years ago
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lowtax = god
DougJokester 3 years ago
Those were definitely the wrong words for this comment thread.
ISpearedJesus 3 years ago
why?
DougJokester 3 years ago
You know, as much as I dislike Uwe Boll, I have no sympathy for someone who doesn't prepare for a boxing match, especially when so many people are hoping to see someone finally kick that crazy German's ass. Never expect your opponent to train you, either. At least Lowtax tried to make light of it in the interview, though. It's the best way of dealing with it.
deathsamurai187 3 years ago 2
It don't work like Rocky, deathsamurai. You can't train to box well in a few weeks, and Boll was already an amateur boxer. At least Lowtax had the guts to still fight in the first place.
I actually have a little more respect for Boll after this. All he other idiots critics make fun of just end up going crazy from it(Jack Thompson). But Uwe didn't just bitch, he challenged them to a fight, and won. Regardless of how unbalanced it was, he's the coolest enemy we got so far.
PeaceFistCreations 3 years ago 6
Lowtax got pwnd plain and simple, and bitched out. Uwe's movies are pretty bad but postal is pretty funny i guess.
Lowtax totally seems what one would expect from reading SA all these years.
CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES UWE BOLL.
jewto0b 3 years ago 3
lowtax is creepy. although doomhouse was funny- he is just weird in reallife
123stefannnnn 3 years ago
No he's not, he's somewhat embarrassed because he got his ass kicked in front of his cult following. Also even while he was losing people still rooted for him. Boll is a giant hack, at least Lowtax took up his offer and fought him anyway. Fuck you retarded boll fanboys and Goony goon faggots who got banned and hate Lowtax.
SomethingAwfulYT 3 years ago 4
yeah, what something awful said.
jakkk1437 3 years ago 2
lol uwe can't take the fact his movies are shit.
tal1989 3 years ago 8
ger 1 usa "noob"
better play "fight night" sore looser
Freshmacher 3 years ago
UNBAN VOODOO TOBBAGONIST
hightax 3 years ago
unban zuu
trinbadman 3 years ago
Lowtax is a little bitch.
Chizuka 3 years ago
Afraid I have to agree. Offering to show the girl how it feels to be punched in the head? Lowtax is a dumbass if he got into a boxing ring with a guy he constantly insults if he didn't really want to fight.
ronarprfct 3 years ago
He didn't threaten her, it was a joke.
Why does someone have to explain that to you?
PeaceFistCreations 3 years ago 3
If it was a joke, how hard did you laugh when he said it? Joke are supposed to be funny, you dillweed. Why does someone have to explain that to you? He just got his little bitch ass handed to him and he is trying to look less like a pussy by offering to show a woman how it feels to be punched in the head.
ronarprfct 3 years ago
Wow, that^ was stupid. Your a fucking idiot.
PeaceFistCreations 3 years ago
Lemme guess, you are a Lowtax fan or you are Lowtax, the little bitch. Well, either way you're a little bitch. I'm not at all surprised that you have Dane Cook favorited. Little bitch like you would like that material-stealing hack.
ronarprfct 3 years ago
First off, no shit, of course I'm a fan of Lowtax, why would I even bother defending him from you people on Youtube(of all places) if I didn't want to suck his cock?
Speaking of my Favs, OMG! U VISITED MY PROFILE! THANK U!!! DID U RATE MY VID!?
I'm surprised you weren't surprised at my favourites. In my favourites I got gay people dancing to boom boxes, stop-motion people floating around, and fake newscast about monkeys being stabbed as experiments.
PeaceFistCreations 3 years ago
Didn't watch your vid the first time. Just watched it and gave it a 4, since CGI dudes gyrating crack me up.
ronarprfct 3 years ago
I like how stupid he acts after getting punched in the head
geandily 3 years ago
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Screw Uwe Boll! Long live Lowtax and SomethingAwful!
tlonmaster 3 years ago
what a loser, he's trying to make jokes but he got seriously owned for talkin shit lol
Ludacris8511 3 years ago 8
Why wont Uwe fight Seanbaby? Why doesnt he want to fight someone who actually has fight experience? He doesnt want to fight someone who truly wants to hurt him.
ShadRizzo 3 years ago 5
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Look. Uwe already proved to the world that he will kick your ass if you insult his movies. There is no good reason for him to fight that Sean or whatever.
ll45ACPll 3 years ago
Oh but there is, He wont fight anyone who has a shot of beating him. Seanbaby stated he wanted to fight him(actually, he wants to really HURT him, no PR stunt), Uwe requested his height, weight, fight exp(amateur kickboxer) and when he received it, he declined citing "it was an uneven match", though he has no problem fighting anyone smaller and than he and who has no previous fight experience. He only proved he will fight those who don't stand a chance, which really proves nothing at all.
ShadRizzo 3 years ago 12
Well Uwe did make the "postal" movie really well, I actually was more shock then my last mistaken rectal exam. He actually managed to make something...
tetsunosuke1 3 years ago
What, Uwe Boll declining offers to fight people who have boxing experience like he does, but accepting offers to fight people who can't box means that he kicks ass?
Lowtax won.
Burnsyde 3 years ago 5
wow, the interview is longer than the fight.
camcam2525 3 years ago 5
What a pussy ass bitch.
drpocketwatch 3 years ago 7
lulz
lin2k4 3 years ago
Wow, what a pussy this guy is. Talkin' so much shit, he got smashed, didn't even touch Uwe Boll.
MattDee888 3 years ago 5
OOOOOOWNED
chafenhimer 3 years ago 5
Chafen, you're an idiot.
AidanMclaren 2 years ago
goons who somehow admire lowtax for this pitiful episode in lowtax's life are scum and i would love to gas you all
CaptainLeper 3 years ago 5
You are what's wrong with america.
Jaussy 3 years ago
Poor weakling faggot.
Yeah, you agreed to a publicized boxing match thinking your opponent won't hit you? You're either the shittiest liar or biggest dumbass on the planet.
Take your pick.
securepasskjs500 3 years ago
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typical american pussy who cannot fight...Id like to grab his balls , rip them off, and step on them with my boots
nickboy333 3 years ago