Demetri Martin Does Standup Comedy

[Livicsf]

Legend, i could watch him and Louis Ck all day long.

[Writingloveonmyarms]

he is one of my favorite people <3

[pleadthe5th14]

Who crapped on the spoons?

[bobodadon1]

haha i think the best thing of all time is overexagerating yea definitely (hes overexagerating rite dere lol) then he said no wait i like second guessing better (then he secong guessed himself lol) the guy is genius :) lol

[hunterman1289]

i didnt get the gap one. someone explain it? new to his style of comedy.

[sheldonspark]

@hunterman1289 I think he might be referring to when someone is wearing sweatpants and you can see the obvious ass crack outline. I could be wrong though.

[MrSandman004]

This guy is very intelligent. He made a 224 word palindrome.. Look it up it's awesome. Hi show makes me laugh so damn hard everytime. Can't wait until he's really big news.

[arixynie01]

lol I like this guy, he would be a great person to hang out with. <3

Cheers for uploading

[babasaki69]

i dont get the airport sweat pants joke

[lilianrodrigo1]

i swear,..this guy is hillarious!!!!

[Zeppelin18241]

They don't go over people's heads. I understood all of them. They're just simply not funny.

[gscotty311]

@Zeppelin18241 I felt that wat about him at first but he grew on me. I think his skits on his show "important things" are hilarious.

[Alexmuc26]

Does anyone know what chords he is using?

[luvcomedy123]

i love this guy, hes such a cool comedian.....he reminds me alot of arj barker too, and vice versa...not for obvious reasons, but you may see what i mean. yay demetri!

[malibujitsu]

i know right?! he's like the white version of arj barker ( or alternatively, arj is like the brown version of him) and his humour is similiar-ish except arj screams alot more

[luvcomedy123]

yeah, i would love to see them work together.....apparently thats arj introducing demetri on his cd

[Jord4n9393]

hes so smart some of his jokes are over the majority

of peoples heads

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@Jord4n9393 Lol I don't think his jokes go over the majority of people's heads. They're not complex or anything.

However, I agree that he is indeed intelligent.

[BoBo0410]

he did go to law school

[ShareYourUnderwear]

He's so normal looking and he makes these normal jokes but it's so funny, and it's just weird LMAO.

[VideoMikael]

Every time he plays the harmonica, they cheer... What's the deal?

[Movieman47]

@videomikael its difficult to joke, play guitar and harmonica at once, they are simply applauding his effort and talent

[syst3m08]

he plays it after a joke.

[floop518]

"These are some of my jokes" HAHAHAHA ....?

[night757wolf]

I am part Italian so sometimes I listen and sometimes I do not haha

[enelson554]

I see that a lot with comedy... people just don't pick up on stuff. >.>

[luvsyafob]

I love Demetri Martin! Not gonna lie, there were 2 or 3 jokes that I didn't get, but I do get a majority of them.

[JoshFaille]

This is funny.

[mackenzielizabethill]

I'm sorry most of you can't appreciate good comedy. Demetri is amazing. Best comedian of our generation.

[CuteSinger17]

@mackenzielizabethill I don't think it's so much not appreciating him, I just think he has a different style of comedy than most people. I love him however :)

[masamuneMK5]

Ok, so "jokes" which aren't funny, combine that with shitty guitar playing, an intermittent harmonica and a tambourine... whoever convinced this guy that doing things poorly and many of them at once is entertaining must be the only one laughing over this act.

[sammieanthajo]

Gosh! If your just gonna dawg him why are you even watching? If you don't like him then dont watch and save all of us the time spent disliking people like you.

[wecanhealthis]

@masamuneMK5 the jokes are funnier if you're not a retard...you have to be above the level of Larry the Cable Guy to enjoy Demetri Martin.

[andyottito]

I honestly think maybe 1/4 of the audience got maybe half of his jokes. lol.

[WhirledSol]

This is my opinion and it's probably wrong but even though his jokes are clever, I don't find them to be "out-loud" funny.

[suchAnoob]

@WhirledSol i agree..most of his jokes makes me smile, some are lol funny

[rumaniandude]

Whaaat, whay to bring it back to Jersey Shore. Great stuff

[shutemdwn]

Mitch Mitchel with a guitar?

[Cheburashka94]

typical italian LOL

[oxidindigo]

i dont know about a genius, but he is pretty clever and witty

[ReniFrog]

reminds me a tiny bit of steven wright, i mean like the mundane-ness of his jokes na mean xD

[Rexkirbytv]

He isn't funny but I suppose he is Canadian

[sonjo18]

this guy is a hilarious genius. if you dont like him its cuz your too lazy to give his jokes a little thought.

[Rexkirbytv]

His jokes are shit you don't have to give them any thought

[stabbyman3]

i definitely had to think about the greatest thing ever of all time...but its not a philosophy battle (he can do that too by the way)

[LaszloPanaflex]

These guidos need to party.

[prasad604]

hey look its oliver from hannah montana lol

[vicsmiles]

That's some gentle comedy my friend...

[MuffinMuffins2]

Friends reference....zing!

[peppermintcow]

?

are you referring to Joey being Italian and not listening?

[MuffinMuffins2]

Actually, I just re-watched that video and have no idea what I was referring to. Haha. That's gonna bug me, I wonder what I thought was a friends reference...

[peppermintcow]

haha i hate when stuff like that sticks in my head and it never comes out until i figure it out.

[christopherabcde]

this guy is amazing .. if u dont understand his jokes .. ur either in grade 2 or are retarted

[tarikmonteiro]

Fucking love this guy haha. He's like a genius... no joke. Watch some of his other videos.

[a5dr3]

Oh awesome! It's just like Steve Martin 30 years ago! If Steve Martin sucked!

[Dire327]

I just don't get this guy. I've watched his show on Com Central and I *think* I laughed once. Oh well, he seems to be well-liked though.

[Imran500]

This guy sucks. Russel Peters is way better.

[depthcharge82]

ehh

[stabbyman3]

mitch hedberg didnt invent non sequitors...its a style of comedy and there can be two comedians who use it

[KurtG85]

@stabbyman3

I know, right? Or 3, or 4, or 100.000 like the comedians who follow the norm style of american comedy.

[sonjo18]

im glad hes getting more exposure, the world needs to know who demetri martin is

[whorebucks]

Mitch Hedberg Copycat with a guitar

[Millahtime]

Right, cuz he's definitely the only comic thats ever used a guitar, and he's definitely the first to invent that style.

...smh

[39rc6cf]

He's as funny as the mumps.

[darthsasuke554]

he reminds me of mitch hedberg

[mistabuu]

He is a less funny Mitch Hedberg. Less funny by alot.

[alijacar]

of all time* my bad

[alijacar]

dude i love this guy because there is no other comedian like him nobody can bite off his material because he has more wit and intelligence than the other comedians not to mention his instrumental talent he is probably the smartest comedian off all time not the funniest though

[Lalynn95]

thaaaatss not FUUNNNY?!

[lronmice]

I like his older material more, it seems like he's running out of good ideas.

[dhl1986]

This guy is not funny....

[KyuubiNaruto1337XD]

I like it how he keeps a straight face every single time and its very hard to take him seriously with his hair doo which makes it twice as hard not to laugh.

[chinkie1992]

not as good as flight of the choncords

[CBPCorps]

yeah..I know. I said I'm not racist.

[iMh3r34]

I like his other Stand Ups better and his shows... This one was pretty weak.

Still love Demetri Martin!

[BreadedRedhead]

I think technically this is sitdown, not standup comedy.

[JasonSmith160]

Hah. This kid is pretty funny.

[CBPCorps]

I hope you know he's 4 years from 40.

36=not kid.

[jimijimi3]

@CBPCorps OHHHH 4+36 IS 40!!! YOU MUST NOT BE A KID EITHER BECAUSE YOURE A MATH PRODIGY

[jon213456]

I so you have to be extremely smart i get bro XD

but no,i think dane cook sucks more balls then a 5 dollar hoe,i like comedians like Bill burr,Dave chappelle,aries spears,Gorge lopez and Artie lang one of the best comedians to ever hold a mich,this guy's looks like he was told by his mommy he could be anything he wants and went with the wrong career,fortunately for him somehow it worked out,but for people with a 6 sense of humor it's really painful to watch or listen to for that matter.

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[jon213456]

He suck's he's jokes are to fucking stupid,i guess he thinks the guitar helps

[notreallycarolyn]

how much i adore demetri martin<3

[AdrienneAce]

@Keetz87: Agreed.

I enjoy Demitri's wisdom and wit...he actually makes you think, unlike so much of today's comedy. He reminds me of Carlin without the filthy mouth. Carlin was a genius, RIP George, but after a few minutes the swearing got on the nerves.

[dragonslapp22]

I like bo burnham. He has smart jokes, mixed with jokes about sex. It's pretty funny.

[AdrienneAce]

Thanks, dragonslapp22. I'll have to look him up.

[travisdt]

If you dont laugh b c of hiz jokes, maybe because he is not telling the dirty or the racist jokes -the ones you laugh about, really

[Outcast6661]

I love this dude lmao

[Romtillo]

Yawn

[keetz87]

Anyone who does not at the very least like some of Demetri Martins Jokes is just showing their own lack of intelligence. Subtle humor involving irony and the ability to use the English language against it self to create jokes is a skill only people of intelligence posses. If you understand and enjoy Demetris humor you should feel empowered because you have a noticeably higher IQ then anyone who doesn't.

[djmikeaaronr]

wtf

[drkangelx]

demetri martin is a poor man's version of mitch hedberg...i've never laughed at any of demetri's jokes, poor punchline, timing and delivery

[NewAgeEagles]

no its the nerdy mans version of mitch hedburg

[divad1212]

I didn't really care for demetri martin until i started noticing his style of comedy is pretty cool. He deserves a show

[Outcast6661]

He's got a show. Important Things With Demetri Martin. Its on Comedy Central on Thursdays I think

[jdubinhishizzy]

stand up comedy? i didn't see him stand up once.

[mmaannuukk123]

FAIL

[morfeeene]

Not funny. JKL must have bussed in a load of Demtri's friends to laugh at his not humor.

1 star

[ScreamingRestless]

I think hes funny, he reminds me of Mitch Hedberg. Same kind of comedy I think. I think Mitch is funnier though. Shame he died.

Check him out if you like this stuff.

[RBs2THEGRAIN]

@ScreamingRestless yea but like you said. Mitch Died.

Demetri is funny cause he makes fun of important issues. Like Racism.

The stuff he is making fun is funny because its a sad reality. And for that Mitch hedberg would be laughing like the rest of us.

[Desarollo]

your description sounds about as unfunny as this dudes stand up. i smirked once at best.

to each their own i guess.

[tfstones]

@Desarollo haha your an idiot!! Your just an example of the kind of people hes talking about

[Desarollo]

How am I an example of the kind of people he's talking about?

Oh so he's talking about 20 something hispanics from middleclass Connecticut who find his comedy only mildly funny.

That's kind of a random source for material.

He makes fun of generalizations, and you turn and make a generalization about me.

Irony anyone?

I don't find him that funny. So what. I also said, to EACH THEIR OWN. If you like him, that's cool. I just smirk, but you might find it hilarious. TO EACH THEIR OWN.

[jimijimi3]

@Desarollo FUCK YEAH TO EACH THEIR OWN!!! HELL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SAYING!!!

[khogilvy]

really gotta lay off the sugared breakfast cereals.

[8dukesbats4]

classic dude...this guy is the wildness!

[theLearner]

This guy is amazingly TRAsh at stand up

how did he get on the show???

[onthebrink11]

the skits where he uses the giant sketch pad are way funnier.

[DecayingGreyPlanets]

What the hell are they laughing at?

[karenhamway1970]

CUM C MY AWESOME VIDS & CHAN!

[Teh11293]

haha gotta love him

[msmaximus]

You mean "lewd?" Well, not really. The Blue Collar crew, John Pinnette, Gabriel Iglesias to name a few are pretty funny comedians.

[99romo98]

im trying to get publicity on my war movie...click on my name and check out "the one left behind" thanks :D

[theonlyusernameleft2]

this guys not even funny... he sucks hairy ones

[altoid2k4]

"I've never been bungee jumping, but the closest I've been was when I was born." lol he's pretty good, but this seems like a lot of new material he hasn't quite worked out yet.

[msmaximus]

Ok, all that is left is for me to do now is drag my bare balls through 10 miles of broken glass... This guys is horrible!

[jennyrgar]

i'd listen to one of his records in my car

[ds12z]

hes one of those weird comedians, i sort of think hes funny but my friend thinks hes hilarious

[alkapone187]

this dude is fucking garbage, not one thing that he says is funny i swear. Anyone laughing at this has serious mental issues.

[nickab88]

dude your fucking garbage...its funny how you think just cause someone likes something you dont they have mental issues...u know what i can type ignorant statements too...anyone who has alkapone in their youtube name is gay

[theLearner]

@nickab88

at least his name isn't homemade

you should change yours to NICKAFUCK

[nickab88]

@thelearner: really dude? was that supposed to be funny or mean cause you failed at both ...oh yeah and being creative...cause you failed at that too....whats a home made name anyway...im pretty sure everyone made their account name at their home

[theLearner]

@ Nickafuck

I checked some of his other vids, and there not bad.....

Go in peace

[SirBser]

This may not be his best but still you should go watch some of this other material on youtube. His jokes are purely ironic and clever.

[unnamables]

didnt even make me smile.

[stereotipicmexican11]

Freaking hilarious, if you say hes not funny its probably because you understand his version of comedy, like tim and eric, i dont understand that thing.

[ilovebritney94]

fuck you all. this dude is hilarious

[potawatadingdong]

agreed, i always laugh!

[everquestfan]

Stephen Wright's bastard son!

[Shadyguy111]

he's not funny

[OriginalHazeBX]

Why does Comedy Central keep trying it with this guy?

He's been on and off CC for years now, No CC, he's never going to be funny! Jeez.

[Ducky1987]

a really, really poor man's version of zach g.

[Ducky1987]

yes. yes he is.

[bbhebe]

ummm i thought british comedy was shit... TILL I WATCH THIS SHIT/...americans fail

[SpartanM621]

@bbhebe

/Facepalm

[BlakeTahoe]

dimitri martin is from new jersey...i dont know what your talkin about

[ointment500]

do they pay the crowd to laugh

[sleepcity]

Finally! I was just thinking as I was watching this: What does DR0Z4RT on YouTube think of Demetri Martin?! Why hasn't he weighed in yet? People won't know what to think about this segment!

[ahighnoonduo]

No one needs permission to not agree with you.

[oJUDAYALo]

haha that guy's a wizard! lmao

[mrkalamo]

what does the gap sweatpants joke mean

[17LATINPONYBOY17]

these sort of things are kind of like you got it or you don't so move on kiddo

[RainbowMonkey43]

@mrkalamo jokes are no longer funny when you have to explain them.

[Drfunkystuffmcjunior]

@mrkalamo but crack is a gap, not like the store

[xgcdarkninja911]

GAP in your ass like a holeeee

[iMh3r34]

It says GAP on the butt part of the sweatpants... The GAP is the crack..

Get it? :)

[PainAddict666]

He's funny.

I'm a huge fan of stand up comedy.

Demetri reminds me of a mixture of Mitch Hedberg and Todd Barry.

Favorite current comedian (that's alive): Doug Stanhope

[jdawg00100]

Yup i've never missed one of his shows.

[t5dagreat]

I like him, and I'm not a pretentious New York Jew... hell, I'm not even white, I'm black!! I think this dude is very funny, not in my top 10, but still funny! Dave Chappelle, Mitch Hedberg, Chris Rock, Pryor, and a buncha others! Demitri's on his way though... good stuff!!

[kickassmage]

my top 3 stand-up comedians

Mitch Headberg

Demitri Martin

Louis CK

[R0nnieBoy]

and dave chappelle

[codered003]

hill...airious

[kickassmage]

luv Demitri

[daveadler]

steven wright, with a guitar, and not as funny.

by the way for those of you who don't know, steven wright preceded mitch hedberg.

[luvndanestrin]

His comedic value is based on the fact that he says what we all think. But he says it and in a "straight" way. Sort of like Ellen Page.

[rickythepilot]

He's not funny enough. Maybe one joke here and there. He's like Sarah Silverman's twin. I'm not racist but, maybe you have to be a pretentious New York Jew to really like them.

[pibada2]

wtf is up with all these pretentious intellect bastards posting, "you gotta be smart to understand.." shit.

shut the fuck up and just watch the clip.

[Chitenza]

@pibada2

lol....hhahahaha... theres always elitist fuckheads lying around.

[wildboyz322]

lol the last part about the guidos is funnny xD

[msELENAb1]

wait. the world can fit both guys.one dane cook show was hysterical. demetri can miss the mark.lets keep them all, but for that jay leno. his behavior in real life makes him puke boy central. demitri is beloved by college students (and their moms) but so is eddie izzard,ab fab,king of hill,family guy. just no room for asswipes whom allegedly retire then come back, wreaking havoc.demitri was amusing re: the pajamas w pockets. a few things. plus, if ur kid loves him, hes not partying @college.IMO

[mevsthor]

he's channeling Mitch Hedberg

[Chitenza]

@mevsthor

Exactly what I thought.

[gixxer727]

people with lowers IQs would find his comedy hard to understand! and if you can grasp his ideas, its hard not to let out a little chuckle.

Dude this is way funnier

Charlie Chaplin Vs. The Nazi Zombies

look that up... jimmy can walk circles around that guy