The 1st time I ate shrooms I was on the beach one summer noon and this experience totally blew my mind. I became one with the universe, I was sitting with legs crossed like a yogi and I couldn't feel my body, neither stop smiling, it was like my body was the sea, the sand, the sky, and my face was manifesting only when I wanted to speak, but even I couldn't make sense of what I was saying, because thousands of images were flashing before my eyes and I was trying to understand them.It was Awesome
MEGAUPLOAD IS (OR WAS)4%OF THE ENTIRE WORLD WIDE WEB ,50 MILLION USERS A DAY ,SO THEY JUST EFFECTIVELY TURNED OFF AND SHUT DOWN 4% OF THE INTERNET TODAY ALONE ,IM SURE RAPIDSHARE IS NOT FAR BEHIND ,WE NEED TO SEND A MESSAGE, HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS, IN THE WALLET ,PLEASE BOYCOTT HOLLYWOOD STARTING TODAY AND UNTIL MU CASE IS DROPPED ,DO NOT GO TO THE MOVIES, DO NOT BUT ANY BLU RAY OR DVD MOVIES ,CALL AND CANCEL NETFLIX ,ALL OUT BOYCOTT ON HOLLYWOOD NOW!!! thumbs & repost this everywhere
You are a West Point court-marshal, I don't hide anything, what you will tell me in darkness I will tell the world from the rooftops with loudspeakers: To have determinism (means no choice) is slavery, I would treat you like a bug, at the end of play time we squish our little friends and go inside (that is my seven-year old year of the rolly polly cap gun).
Cocaine makes,pussues out dopamine and norepinephrine and blocks the re up take receptor for some time, that is NOT fucking your head up. you just think it fucks your head up because thats what the goverment said and your parents , and why is it illegal?, because drugs are not bad but they are so good that its like using a cheat in life.
@c0ncerta government tell me it does? i am not even bothering arguing with you, go live in africa where you can do all the drugs you want with no government
@xXTrueSShotX one of my friends recently took some shrooms and he completely trashed his house and then jumped out of his bedroom window. he is currently in the hospital and is lucky he didn't die.
@ThePlaystation0 Sounds like your friend is a total retard, none of my friends who I trip with on a regular basis have ever done anything to the likes. Kids shouldn't be allowed to use shrooms.
@trykarshousewillburn Agreed Sire, Good Guideline To Practice However, Do not Fuck With Anyone else's journey, Unless they Fuck with Yours firsthand. If more people subScribed that idea, AND TOOK A HEROIC DOSE OF psilocybin and LSD multiple times. THE Planet would be QUite Peaceful.
@cripple128 Negatory. Most Psilocybin Cubensis bought and consumed by people are grown in sterile conditions, otherwise the mycelium is very susceptible to contamination from mold or other fungal spores, and when that happens no magic mushrooms grow. the more you know. 'CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!
@nuggetking1012 Gelatin/Melanin/Melatoma/Sarcophagus Trauma/Synapse Farm/Sparse Findings/Loose Bindings/Come Take A Ride/You Will Find Inside/A Darkened Mind, Replete/With Plenty Knowledge To Eat/Dead Will Consume/So More Beings Can Bloom/Slinging By, the Edge Of Your Seat.
Don’t read this cause it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now that uv started reading this so dunt stop. This is scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary
@6c685 Thank you so much! I truly appreciate it when random idiots on the internet call me retarded. It warms my heart. Your incompetency should be an area of pride. Go tell your friends. You just called a 17 year old girl retarded. I'm so glad that you had free public education and are able to make such comments based on your knowledge of mental illness and disability. Hopefully you never come into contact with a human being or a child as you might try to hospitalize them for retardation.
@xshadowhandx Yes! Another great insult. The internet is just filling up with more wonderful people every day. I find it joyous that you and @6c685 have found each other amid the other hatred on the web. You two now have something in common; hating on me. Again herp derp is a well conceived insult, you must have put tremendous thought into remembering something that was said to you yesterday. You know what's sad? You are probably insulted daily for your lack of vocabulary and tactile skill.
shrooms are legal in florida, they just cant be dried or in a plastic bag. now that doesnt mean cops wont hassle you still,they just cant charge you with anything for them. i got arrested for trespassing in a cowfield and hadta do a report on them it was highly informative and fun.
@cooldudz123 no but the magic mushrooms aren't that toxic to your body. plus it's pretty hard to get addicted to them. seriously though DMT is illegal and it occurs naturally in your brain. talk about about making nature illegal....
Just watched this high. Too funny!
TheLobby17 12 hours ago
that head mouth makes a good point
thoomization 3 days ago
that headmouth makes a good point
thoomization 3 days ago
Head-mouth speaks the truth
kingofbunga 3 days ago
Shrooms should be legal. no joke.
RFInterests 3 days ago 4
Alcohal ciggerets and shovels are responsible for thousands of deaths a year. LOL
P.S i farted during this video
TheWalkthr0ughGuys 3 days ago
good vid but i don't feel that is the most beneficial way to expose a tool of humanity.
SuperDOCMONEY 3 days ago
We're white, turquoise, buttermilk.. haha!
StarzforMagz 4 days ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Just wanna thank everyone for quoting the video i'm watching because its not like they didn't just say it or anything.
lukeiamyourfaja 4 days ago
1:09
TwistedFuture206 4 days ago
1:09
TwistedFuture206 4 days ago
1:09
TwistedFuture206 4 days ago
1:09
hockeyfan2218 5 days ago
and shovels
buenosnochesbonita 6 days ago
1:03 play that over and over again :P
dcacnc 6 days ago
@dcacnc That should be a .gif
jakelr 6 days ago
im cookie monster hah
MrSkater1661 6 days ago
I lost my phone but I think it know where I am XD
aoifebreen 1 week ago
He looks like an asian Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Sully0020 1 week ago
the old lady had me DYING
ramafia09 1 week ago
"If you don't believe me listen to my head mouth" ƒucking LOL
KnowledgeIsPowerKiP 1 week ago
The 1st time I ate shrooms I was on the beach one summer noon and this experience totally blew my mind. I became one with the universe, I was sitting with legs crossed like a yogi and I couldn't feel my body, neither stop smiling, it was like my body was the sea, the sand, the sky, and my face was manifesting only when I wanted to speak, but even I couldn't make sense of what I was saying, because thousands of images were flashing before my eyes and I was trying to understand them.It was Awesome
emel0n 1 week ago
it shouldnt be a crime to take a drug. and shrooms arent even deadly.
General420smoke 1 week ago
This video, like it, or I will swing through your window and murder you with a box of twinkies and steal your computer.
If you don't believe me listen to my head mouth *looks down*
MusikkIzMiLiffee 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
where do they find these actors?
Wutwut1n1 1 week ago
"Why do you look disappointed!"
rastamickey1 1 week ago
Done better than those tiresome Prop 19 commercials. Although, even locally done, used-car commercials have more flare than those.
CelticPoison 1 week ago
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MEGAUPLOAD IS (OR WAS)4%OF THE ENTIRE WORLD WIDE WEB ,50 MILLION USERS A DAY ,SO THEY JUST EFFECTIVELY TURNED OFF AND SHUT DOWN 4% OF THE INTERNET TODAY ALONE ,IM SURE RAPIDSHARE IS NOT FAR BEHIND ,WE NEED TO SEND A MESSAGE, HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS, IN THE WALLET ,PLEASE BOYCOTT HOLLYWOOD STARTING TODAY AND UNTIL MU CASE IS DROPPED ,DO NOT GO TO THE MOVIES, DO NOT BUT ANY BLU RAY OR DVD MOVIES ,CALL AND CANCEL NETFLIX ,ALL OUT BOYCOTT ON HOLLYWOOD NOW!!! thumbs & repost this everywhere
bulletproof2353 1 week ago
Legalise shrooms so I can meet people like this at Wal-Mart! - Sergeant Spiderman
StrawberryLipgloss13 1 week ago
the laws of gravity say you cannot fly, but, i disagree
ThePlaystation0 2 weeks ago
@ThePlaystation0
You are a West Point court-marshal, I don't hide anything, what you will tell me in darkness I will tell the world from the rooftops with loudspeakers: To have determinism (means no choice) is slavery, I would treat you like a bug, at the end of play time we squish our little friends and go inside (that is my seven-year old year of the rolly polly cap gun).
wannabeeebee 2 weeks ago
listen to my headmouth
EpicFailSoundsGay 2 weeks ago
"I lost my phone... But i think it knows where i am" -Tripping guy
I know that feeling...
Bodysmoker 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 15
teemo
jeffreyson27 2 weeks ago
its already legal in hawaii
dmrlev2004 2 weeks ago
you all may be turquoise, but I'm BATMAN!
bones21355 2 weeks ago
Yes... We.. WHAT?!... Trrrr...Haha... WHY DO YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED?
Bodysmoker 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
IM DA COOKIE MONSTRUUU!
AlshamsiProductions 2 weeks ago
I'm the cookie monster
Yanmegaman5 2 weeks ago
I am tripping out man!
Bodysmoker 2 weeks ago
With out health insurance, I'm afraid no-one will SEE ME
HungraChicken 2 weeks ago
my ribs hurt!!
*this poster has been sent to the emergency room by a near death experience from laughter*
Kuribohchaos8 2 weeks ago
God! What happened to the flame war thing? I miss that so much. CH - Post it back up please.
Truffles0201 2 weeks ago
@Truffles0201 they have it on there site
MegaMinecrafter12345 2 weeks ago
Mushrooms are only made out of mush and rooms LOL
ApOMaleficus 3 weeks ago 60
@girtaco24 fuck you
TechnoShade1234 3 weeks ago
I was fired... Then I took an arrow to the knee... Then I stoped tripping and found a fucking arrow in my knee
girtaco24 4 weeks ago
im a doctor, im a lawyer, im a journalist, im cookie monster......... =[
ajbuddys 4 weeks ago 2
The guy who's trippin out was hot but really a weirdo
MusikkIzMiLiffee 4 weeks ago
@MusikkIzMiLiffee weirdos are always hotter lolol
bandgeek5353 3 weeks ago
@bandgeek5353 rofl xD
MusikkIzMiLiffee 3 weeks ago
i think the black guy running was a statement that black guys can run.....
Flyspit187 4 weeks ago
@thebriansDenn Pessimistic, But true.
sambwood 4 weeks ago
Making everything a joke is on the same level as demonizing it. This is why modern man is failing
TheBriansDenn 4 weeks ago
I lost my phone, but I THINK it knows, where I am.. ROFL my life in 12 words. xD
MusikkIzMiLiffee 4 weeks ago
Working to open the third of eye of the collective unconscious.
*Psyche* greek word most closely related to soul
Psychedelic substances are NOT drugs.
gotkixx8 4 weeks ago
Alcohol = Rude/idiot/fucked up
Cocaine = Focus/Motivated/Good feelings/able to do work,
Am I missing something?, Why the hell is cocaine illegal and alcohol legal?, really?, for fuck sake, and if not cocaine why not Ecstasy?!
c0ncerta 1 month ago
@c0ncerta Cocaine should remain illegal, And Alcholol should be illegal.
PheonixTeam 1 month ago
@PheonixTeam
ha,
ahahhahahahha
c0ncerta 4 weeks ago
@c0ncerta because it fucks with your head really badly?
Wanicochil 4 weeks ago
@Wanicochil
Cocaine makes,pussues out dopamine and norepinephrine and blocks the re up take receptor for some time, that is NOT fucking your head up. you just think it fucks your head up because thats what the goverment said and your parents , and why is it illegal?, because drugs are not bad but they are so good that its like using a cheat in life.
c0ncerta 4 weeks ago
@c0ncerta government tell me it does? i am not even bothering arguing with you, go live in africa where you can do all the drugs you want with no government
Wanicochil 4 weeks ago
@Wanicochil
also, after seen that you replied, oh fuck off would ya ? xD, really go smoke so weed faggot and then get some rest ;0
c0ncerta 4 weeks ago
@Wanicochil In most countries you would be harder punished for doing drugs then in the EU or US
dariansarr 4 weeks ago
@c0ncerta ur already fucked up lol
mathzhella 4 weeks ago
@mathzhella
Ok, so tell me how I am fucked up?
c0ncerta 4 weeks ago
People dont act retarded on shrooms. Idiots. Only retarded people would act retarded on them.
MuSiClOvEdRuGsHuGs 1 month ago
Shrooms ain't harmful.
xXTrueSShotX 1 month ago
@xXTrueSShotX one of my friends recently took some shrooms and he completely trashed his house and then jumped out of his bedroom window. he is currently in the hospital and is lucky he didn't die.
ThePlaystation0 4 weeks ago
@ThePlaystation0 Sounds like your friend is a total retard, none of my friends who I trip with on a regular basis have ever done anything to the likes. Kids shouldn't be allowed to use shrooms.
Eddii3 4 weeks ago
@Eddii3 he's like 30
ThePlaystation0 4 weeks ago
I'm cookie monster.
Zervax3 1 month ago
well shrooms cum from spores and u can grow them in home ...
megatron691973 1 month ago
is the guy who lost his phone wearing a hat?
saphirecat7 1 month ago
Turn on transcribe audio and then watch it
MegaKoreanKid 1 month ago
I was fired. Now I'm water.
ForceRecon198 1 month ago 55
the boom is fuzzy
pks7777777 1 month ago
That head mouth made a truly profound and relevant argument. He's quite a speaker, I'd like to hear more of his opinions.
Imatrollyay 1 month ago 3
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
posro1988 1 month ago
That guys head mouth made some good points...
TheTrojantroy 1 month ago
@TheTrojantroy word.
AnotherMe21 4 weeks ago
they should just legalize everything if i wanna shoot heroine and go on a killing spree i should be allowed to... atleast shoot heroine
trykarshousewillburn 1 month ago
@trykarshousewillburn Agreed Sire, Good Guideline To Practice However, Do not Fuck With Anyone else's journey, Unless they Fuck with Yours firsthand. If more people subScribed that idea, AND TOOK A HEROIC DOSE OF psilocybin and LSD multiple times. THE Planet would be QUite Peaceful.
Deathamphetafiend 1 month ago 2
"I was fired...now I'm water" HAHAHA !!
domomo19 1 month ago
"with out health insurance, im worried that noone will see me" 0__o lmfaoo
StoyMilk 1 month ago
HA
Terriblyawfulshows 1 month ago
"i was fired... now im water" hahahah fucking epic
TheInfoBlast 1 month ago
i am cookie monster
SinziGamer 1 month ago
Yea, I will stick to weed XD
Midnightswordsclan 1 month ago
SHOVELS KILLED MY FATHER!!!
combatarmsisawsome 1 month ago
Lol
04pags 1 month ago
shrooms cum from spores to the 18oroldertube person that seems like they know but i guess he dont
megatron691973 1 month ago
@megatron691973 You could have used better misspellings for certain words. Just saying.
*cough* don't use cum *cough*
iambored2006 1 month ago
@megatron691973 first off, shrooms dont *cum* and secondly, they only grow in a certain area. *cough* cow shit *cough*
18oroldertube 1 month ago
who cares what it's made of? haha why do u look disappointed?
acidangel77 1 month ago
lol does anyone know where shrooms come from? cuz if you did.... you wouldnt want to put that shit in your mouth
18oroldertube 1 month ago
@18oroldertube The forest?
UltraGrounder 1 month ago
@UltraGrounder shrooms come from cow shit
18oroldertube 1 month ago
@18oroldertube grown on horse shit but we still eat them. yummy.
cripple128 1 month ago
@cripple128 Negatory. Most Psilocybin Cubensis bought and consumed by people are grown in sterile conditions, otherwise the mycelium is very susceptible to contamination from mold or other fungal spores, and when that happens no magic mushrooms grow. the more you know. 'CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!
Deathamphetafiend 1 month ago
@Deathamphetafiend good to know. i always get paranoid that i just ate shit when i shroom.
cripple128 1 month ago
@Deathamphetafiend i didnt know bill nye the science guy had a youtube account
TheInfoBlast 1 month ago
@TheInfoBlast UJELLYBRAH?!?!
Deathamphetafiend 1 month ago
@Deathamphetafiend are you jelly...? What the fuck is that supposed to mean????
nuggetking1012 1 month ago
@nuggetking1012 Gelatin/Melanin/Melatoma/Sarcophagus Trauma/Synapse Farm/Sparse Findings/Loose Bindings/Come Take A Ride/You Will Find Inside/A Darkened Mind, Replete/With Plenty Knowledge To Eat/Dead Will Consume/So More Beings Can Bloom/Slinging By, the Edge Of Your Seat.
Deathamphetafiend 1 month ago
I was fired...now I'm water.
009tesla 1 month ago 48
i watched this really stoned and it freaked me out.
ChrisssThomas 1 month ago
@ChrisssThomas i watched this shrooming and it gave me a bad trip
cripple128 1 month ago
1:03....got tired of going back
joedaddy89 1 month ago
Alcohol, Cigarettes, and Shovels..
FuckMyLife66666 1 month ago
Duuuuuuude... the camera looks like a chocolate bar!
M0VIES4U2 1 month ago
WHY DO YOU LOOK DISSAPOINTED!!!
me: cuz i took an arrow...
God: Dont you dare!
TemporarilyAGamer 1 month ago 65
I'm Kent Westly
Jimkid118 1 month ago
I took an (INSERT STUPID ARROW JOKE HERE)
AboveTheCall74m 1 month ago
I don't understand this. Shrooms doesn't mess people up.. Only when they are actually on the drug. It just changes your perception of the world.
PaintedAnarchy 1 month ago
shrooms are legal..
dariansarr 1 month ago
@dariansarr
Huh? What do you mean? Possession of psilocybin mushrooms is illegal last I heard.
Rahula 1 month ago
@Rahula Not in the Netherlands
dariansarr 1 month ago
@dariansarr It's illegal in the Netherlands as well since 1 december 2008.
MagicBoterham 4 weeks ago
@MagicBoterham Not all of them
dariansarr 4 weeks ago
funny cause it's true
halorulesyourface 1 month ago
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Don’t read this cause it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. However if you do not post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now that uv started reading this so dunt stop. This is scary. Put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary
mikelv15 1 month ago
This video is genius :D
knarkbruker 1 month ago
Lmaooo
ScarberianBarbarian 1 month ago
oh god im dying! XD this was soo funny
MrKennykickass 1 month ago
Idk why but when that guy ran past I laughed so hard
blackamaterasuflame 1 month ago 73
the first rule of... nvm..
blomejoeyyy 1 month ago
WHY DO YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED??!!!?! XDDD
oskar13ful 1 month ago 2
Does this freak you out... as much as it freaks me out?!?! :DDDD
UhMazeMe94 1 month ago
agreed
KittyVanity21610 1 month ago
But that was something else...
ExNemacyst 1 month ago
One time my dead grandma tried to knit my skin into a sweater to give to this lanky silhouette of a snowman.
ExNemacyst 1 month ago
1:05 is the best part.
rianlb 1 month ago
i am 421! lol i had to do it im sorry.
spiroxable 1 month ago
@spiroxable you monster...
viking977 1 month ago
i want a full episode with the guy in thr blue shirt.....
animeandluv 1 month ago
420 people are--wait holy shit
carry on
hellocranberry 1 month ago 2
i can relate to that guy in blue my friends told me that i just started making no sense when i was talking
MrGingerpower 1 month ago
listen to my head mouth...
ManziMovies 1 month ago
wow. i am really glad to see people are not commenting on how much they love shrooms.
machinmaman87 1 month ago
but i love shovels
lostnightfilms 1 month ago
lsd is way better
danusmcgator 1 month ago
I'd love to rub my face on that lawyer's bare chest.. She's sexy..
Asianboy43 1 month ago
His head mouth made some very valid points.
kiarorin 1 month ago 4
lol if anyones seen the real NORML commercial like this its actually true.. this ones funny though..
Chrisparkinson3 1 month ago
damnit now i wanna shroom again
Abyssalserenade56 1 month ago
lol me and my girlfriend each took an eighth of shrooms and she said i started talking backwards
Abyssalserenade56 1 month ago
Haha I think that guy in the blue was really on shrooms in this video
ryananthony15 1 month ago
@6c685 Thank you so much! I truly appreciate it when random idiots on the internet call me retarded. It warms my heart. Your incompetency should be an area of pride. Go tell your friends. You just called a 17 year old girl retarded. I'm so glad that you had free public education and are able to make such comments based on your knowledge of mental illness and disability. Hopefully you never come into contact with a human being or a child as you might try to hospitalize them for retardation.
AndreaNadiaR 1 month ago
@AndreaNadiaR herp derp
xshadowhandx 1 month ago
@xshadowhandx Yes! Another great insult. The internet is just filling up with more wonderful people every day. I find it joyous that you and @6c685 have found each other amid the other hatred on the web. You two now have something in common; hating on me. Again herp derp is a well conceived insult, you must have put tremendous thought into remembering something that was said to you yesterday. You know what's sad? You are probably insulted daily for your lack of vocabulary and tactile skill.
AndreaNadiaR 1 month ago
WHAT?! WHY DO YOU LOOK DISSAPOINTED?!
Justatst123 1 month ago 2
i wanna try shrooms now
Flyspit187 1 month ago 49
shrooms are legal in florida, they just cant be dried or in a plastic bag. now that doesnt mean cops wont hassle you still,they just cant charge you with anything for them. i got arrested for trespassing in a cowfield and hadta do a report on them it was highly informative and fun.
Mr239PRODUCTIONS 1 month ago
I am cookie monster! I am a big wet bag of stones! We're does collegehumor come up with this?
MuchMoreBroccoli 1 month ago
@MuchMoreBroccoli Where do you think? I think they've been wandering in the mushroom patch to get their inspiration if you know what I mean ;D
SirHoboTheSecond 1 month ago
shrooms arent legal...?
cooldudz123 1 month ago
@cooldudz123 no but the magic mushrooms aren't that toxic to your body. plus it's pretty hard to get addicted to them. seriously though DMT is illegal and it occurs naturally in your brain. talk about about making nature illegal....
slashes1122 1 month ago
mushrooms are only made of mush... and rooms lmao
ssyl96 1 month ago
WHAT?!?
MarX50394 1 month ago
Well....You heard his head mouth.
BlueExtract 1 month ago
LOVE THE OLD LADY IN THE END
LongRangeBullet 1 month ago
funny parody.. but marijuana actually SHOULD be legalized
DaFleegsta 1 month ago
i used to use shrooms, then i took an arrow in the knee (it's arrow IN the knee not TO the knee)
6c685 1 month ago
@6c685 Actually its "to the knee"
AndreaNadiaR 1 month ago
@AndreaNadiaR nope. In the knee :D look it up
MsOperaRose 1 month ago
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tayjacsmith 1 month ago
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@MsOperaRose the guards say to the knee
tayjacsmith 1 month ago
@AndreaNadiaR youre an idiot.
/watch?v=vncIBREXCwU
play skyrim, retard. its "in the knee"
6c685 1 month ago
@6c685 I used to think it was 'to the knee'. Then i took an arrow in the knee.
TheUsername1029 1 month ago 3
@AndreaNadiaR It's in the knee, but most people say to the knee
UltimateLink1 1 month ago
I <3 u mushrooms :)
lgndarymeth 1 month ago
i used to take shrooms... then i took an arrow to the knee
3pfreamieo 1 month ago
I took shrooms and I died.
xxero521 1 month ago
There is no wall behind you lady lol
Chimichanga12594 1 month ago
LOLOL
TrueDefinitionn 1 month ago
any1 know how I can get some shroom?
icytea5 1 month ago
ha, back in the old days where ch was still funny
gurkenhamster 1 month ago
Dont. Legalize. Teemo's Mushroom.
ThePwnedsouthpark 1 month ago
@ThePwnedsouthpark Tyler. Monen?
ThePewpewz 1 month ago
@ThePwnedsouthpark
:L
lgndarymeth 1 month ago
wut?
copybook21 1 month ago