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  • Shrooms should be legal. no joke.

  • Alcohal ciggerets and shovels are responsible for thousands of deaths a year. LOL

    P.S i farted during this video

  • good vid but i don't feel that is the most beneficial way to expose a tool of humanity.

  • We're white, turquoise, buttermilk.. haha!

  • Just wanna thank everyone for quoting the video i'm watching because its not like they didn't just say it or anything.

  • 1:09

    

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  • and shovels

  • 1:03 play that over and over again :P

  • @dcacnc That should be a .gif

  • im cookie monster hah

  • I lost my phone but I think it know where I am XD

  • He looks like an asian Joseph Gordon-Levitt

  • the old lady had me DYING

  • "If you don't believe me listen to my head mouth" ƒucking LOL

  • The 1st time I ate shrooms I was on the beach one summer noon and this experience totally blew my mind. I became one with the universe, I was sitting with legs crossed like a yogi and I couldn't feel my body, neither stop smiling, it was like my body was the sea, the sand, the sky, and my face was manifesting only when I wanted to speak, but even I couldn't make sense of what I was saying, because thousands of images were flashing before my eyes and I was trying to understand them.It was Awesome

  • it shouldnt be a crime to take a drug. and shrooms arent even deadly.

  • This video, like it, or I will swing through your window and murder you with a box of twinkies and steal your computer.

    If you don't believe me listen to my head mouth *looks down*

  • where do they find these actors?

  • "Why do you look disappointed!"

    

  • Done better than those tiresome Prop 19 commercials. Although, even locally done, used-car commercials have more flare than those.

  • Legalise shrooms so I can meet people like this at Wal-Mart! - Sergeant Spiderman

  • the laws of gravity say you cannot fly, but, i disagree

  • @ThePlaystation0

    You are a West Point court-marshal, I don't hide anything, what you will tell me in darkness I will tell the world from the rooftops with loudspeakers: To have determinism (means no choice) is slavery, I would treat you like a bug, at the end of play time we squish our little friends and go inside (that is my seven-year old year of the rolly polly cap gun).

  • listen to my headmouth

  • "I lost my phone... But i think it knows where i am" -Tripping guy

    I know that feeling...

  • teemo

  • its already legal in hawaii

  • you all may be turquoise, but I'm BATMAN!

  • Yes... We.. WHAT?!... Trrrr...Haha... WHY DO YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED?

  • IM DA COOKIE MONSTRUUU!

  • I'm the cookie monster

  • I am tripping out man!

  • With out health insurance, I'm afraid no-one will SEE ME

  • my ribs hurt!!

    *this poster has been sent to the emergency room by a near death experience from laughter*

  • God! What happened to the flame war thing? I miss that so much. CH - Post it back up please.

  • @Truffles0201 they have it on there site

  • Mushrooms are only made out of mush and rooms LOL

  • @girtaco24 fuck you

  • I was fired... Then I took an arrow to the knee... Then I stoped tripping and found a fucking arrow in my knee

  • im a doctor, im a lawyer, im a journalist, im cookie monster......... =[

  • The guy who's trippin out was hot but really a weirdo

  • @MusikkIzMiLiffee weirdos are always hotter lolol

  • @bandgeek5353 rofl xD

  • i think the black guy running was a statement that black guys can run.....

  • @thebriansDenn Pessimistic, But true.

  • Making everything a joke is on the same level as demonizing it. This is why modern man is failing

  • I lost my phone, but I THINK it knows, where I am.. ROFL my life in 12 words. xD

  • Working to open the third of eye of the collective unconscious.

    *Psyche* greek word most closely related to soul

    Psychedelic substances are NOT drugs.

  • Alcohol = Rude/idiot/fucked up

    Cocaine = Focus/Motivated/Good feelings/able to do work,

    Am I missing something?, Why the hell is cocaine illegal and alcohol legal?, really?, for fuck sake, and if not cocaine why not Ecstasy?!

  • @c0ncerta Cocaine should remain illegal, And Alcholol should be illegal.

  • @PheonixTeam

    ha,

    ahahhahahahha

  • @c0ncerta because it fucks with your head really badly?

  • @Wanicochil

    Cocaine makes,pussues out dopamine and norepinephrine and blocks the re up take receptor for some time, that is NOT fucking your head up. you just think it fucks your head up because thats what the goverment said and your parents , and why is it illegal?, because drugs are not bad but they are so good that its like using a cheat in life.

  • @c0ncerta government tell me it does? i am not even bothering arguing with you, go live in africa where you can do all the drugs you want with no government

  • @Wanicochil

    also, after seen that you replied, oh fuck off would ya ? xD, really go smoke so weed faggot and then get some rest ;0

  • @Wanicochil In most countries you would be harder punished for doing drugs then in the EU or US

  • @c0ncerta ur already fucked up lol

  • @mathzhella

    Ok, so tell me how I am fucked up?

  • People dont act retarded on shrooms. Idiots. Only retarded people would act retarded on them.

  • Shrooms ain't harmful.

  • @xXTrueSShotX one of my friends recently took some shrooms and he completely trashed his house and then jumped out of his bedroom window. he is currently in the hospital and is lucky he didn't die.

  • @ThePlaystation0 Sounds like your friend is a total retard, none of my friends who I trip with on a regular basis have ever done anything to the likes. Kids shouldn't be allowed to use shrooms.

  • @Eddii3 he's like 30

  • I'm cookie monster.

  • well shrooms cum from spores and u can grow them in home ...

  • is the guy who lost his phone wearing a hat?

  • Turn on transcribe audio and then watch it

  • I was fired. Now I'm water. 

  • the boom is fuzzy

  • That head mouth made a truly profound and relevant argument. He's quite a speaker, I'd like to hear more of his opinions.

  • prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • That guys head mouth made some good points...

  • @TheTrojantroy word.

  • they should just legalize everything if i wanna shoot heroine and go on a killing spree i should be allowed to... atleast shoot heroine

  • @trykarshousewillburn Agreed Sire, Good Guideline To Practice However, Do not Fuck With Anyone else's journey, Unless they Fuck with Yours firsthand. If more people subScribed that idea, AND TOOK A HEROIC DOSE OF psilocybin and LSD multiple times. THE Planet would be QUite Peaceful.

  • "I was fired...now I'm water" HAHAHA !!

  • "with out health insurance, im worried that noone will see me" 0__o lmfaoo

  • HA

  • "i was fired... now im water" hahahah fucking epic

  • i am cookie monster

  • Yea, I will stick to weed XD

  • SHOVELS KILLED MY FATHER!!!

  • Lol

  • shrooms cum from spores to the 18oroldertube person that seems like they know but i guess he dont

  • @megatron691973 You could have used better misspellings for certain words. Just saying.

    *cough* don't use cum *cough*

  • @megatron691973 first off, shrooms dont *cum* and secondly, they only grow in a certain area. *cough* cow shit *cough*

  • who cares what it's made of? haha why do u look disappointed?

  • lol does anyone know where shrooms come from? cuz if you did.... you wouldnt want to put that shit in your mouth

  • @18oroldertube The forest?

  • @UltraGrounder shrooms come from cow shit

  • @18oroldertube grown on horse shit but we still eat them. yummy.

  • @cripple128 Negatory. Most Psilocybin Cubensis bought and consumed by people are grown in sterile conditions, otherwise the mycelium is very susceptible to contamination from mold or other fungal spores, and when that happens no magic mushrooms grow. the more you know. 'CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!

  • @Deathamphetafiend good to know.  i always get paranoid that i just ate shit when i shroom.

  • @Deathamphetafiend i didnt know bill nye the science guy had a youtube account

  • @TheInfoBlast UJELLYBRAH?!?!

  • @Deathamphetafiend are you jelly...? What the fuck is that supposed to mean????

  • @nuggetking1012 Gelatin/Melanin/Melatoma/Sarco­phagus Trauma/Synapse Farm/Sparse Findings/Loose Bindings/Come Take A Ride/You Will Find Inside/A Darkened Mind, Replete/With Plenty Knowledge To Eat/Dead Will Consume/So More Beings Can Bloom/Slinging By, the Edge Of Your Seat.

  • I was fired...now I'm water.

  • i watched this really stoned and it freaked me out.

  • @ChrisssThomas i watched this shrooming and it gave me a bad trip

  • 1:03....got tired of going back

  • Alcohol, Cigarettes, and Shovels.. 

  • Duuuuuuude... the camera looks like a chocolate bar!

  • WHY DO YOU LOOK DISSAPOINTED!!!

    me: cuz i took an arrow...

    God: Dont you dare!

  • I'm Kent Westly

  • I took an (INSERT STUPID ARROW JOKE HERE)

  • I don't understand this. Shrooms doesn't mess people up.. Only when they are actually on the drug. It just changes your perception of the world.

  • shrooms are legal..

  • @dariansarr

    Huh? What do you mean? Possession of psilocybin mushrooms is illegal last I heard.

  • @Rahula Not in the Netherlands

  • @dariansarr It's illegal in the Netherlands as well since 1 december 2008.

  • @MagicBoterham Not all of them

  • funny cause it's true

  • This video is genius :D

  • Lmaooo

  • oh god im dying! XD this was soo funny

  • Idk why but when that guy ran past I laughed so hard

  • the first rule of... nvm..

  • WHY DO YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED??!!!?! XDDD

  • Does this freak you out... as much as it freaks me out?!?! :DDDD

  • agreed

  • But that was something else...

  • One time my dead grandma tried to knit my skin into a sweater to give to this lanky silhouette of a snowman.

  • 1:05 is the best part.

  • i am 421! lol i had to do it im sorry.

  • @spiroxable you monster...

  • i want a full episode with the guy in thr blue shirt.....

  • 420 people are--wait holy shit

    carry on

  • i can relate to that guy in blue my friends told me that i just started making no sense when i was talking

  • listen to my head mouth...

  • wow. i am really glad to see people are not commenting on how much they love shrooms.

  • but i love shovels

  • lsd is way better

  • I'd love to rub my face on that lawyer's bare chest.. She's sexy..

  • His head mouth made some very valid points.

  • lol if anyones seen the real NORML commercial like this its actually true.. this ones funny though..

  • damnit now i wanna shroom again

  • lol me and my girlfriend each took an eighth of shrooms and she said i started talking backwards

  • Haha I think that guy in the blue was really on shrooms in this video

  • @6c685 Thank you so much! I truly appreciate it when random idiots on the internet call me retarded. It warms my heart. Your incompetency should be an area of pride. Go tell your friends. You just called a 17 year old girl retarded. I'm so glad that you had free public education and are able to make such comments based on your knowledge of mental illness and disability. Hopefully you never come into contact with a human being or a child as you might try to hospitalize them for retardation.

  • @AndreaNadiaR herp derp

  • @xshadowhandx Yes! Another great insult. The internet is just filling up with more wonderful people every day. I find it joyous that you and @6c685 have found each other amid the other hatred on the web. You two now have something in common; hating on me. Again herp derp is a well conceived insult, you must have put tremendous thought into remembering something that was said to you yesterday. You know what's sad? You are probably insulted daily for your lack of vocabulary and tactile skill.

  • WHAT?! WHY DO YOU LOOK DISSAPOINTED?!

  • i wanna try shrooms now

  • shrooms are legal in florida, they just cant be dried or in a plastic bag. now that doesnt mean cops wont hassle you still,they just cant charge you with anything for them. i got arrested for trespassing in a cowfield and hadta do a report on them it was highly informative and fun.

  • I am cookie monster! I am a big wet bag of stones! We're does collegehumor come up with this?

  • @MuchMoreBroccoli Where do you think? I think they've been wandering in the mushroom patch to get their inspiration if you know what I mean ;D

  • shrooms arent legal...?

  • @cooldudz123 no but the magic mushrooms aren't that toxic to your body. plus it's pretty hard to get addicted to them. seriously though DMT is illegal and it occurs naturally in your brain. talk about about making nature illegal....

  • mushrooms are only made of mush... and rooms lmao

  • WHAT?!?

  • Well....You heard his head mouth.

  • LOVE THE OLD LADY IN THE END

  • funny parody.. but marijuana actually SHOULD be legalized

  • i used to use shrooms, then i took an arrow in the knee (it's arrow IN the knee not TO the knee)

  • @6c685 Actually its "to the knee"

  • @AndreaNadiaR nope. In the knee :D look it up

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  • @AndreaNadiaR youre an idiot.

    /watch?v=vncIBREXCwU

    play skyrim, retard. its "in the knee"

  • @6c685 I used to think it was 'to the knee'. Then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • @AndreaNadiaR It's in the knee, but most people say to the knee

  • I <3 u mushrooms :)

  • i used to take shrooms... then i took an arrow to the knee

  • I took shrooms and I died.

  • There is no wall behind you lady lol

  • LOLOL

    

  • any1 know how I can get some shroom?

  • ha, back in the old days where ch was still funny

  • Dont. Legalize. Teemo's Mushroom.

  • @ThePwnedsouthpark Tyler. Monen?

  • wut?

  • fuckin AWESOME

  • :10 lost my shit

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Why do you look disappointed!?!

  • Fucking junkies