Moonchild, Mike Patton solo

[aliusnemo]

this satisfies something inside me. I was feeling stressful before and tis helped. (Not sarcastic)

[AKLPUNDERGROUND]

i thought my asthma attacks were bad.......

[CoreisusBand]

Okay so I just looked this guy up cuz ppl were comparing him to Kyo. Hes very talented, and anybody who argues that is an idiot. The only reason ppl do tho, seems to be cuz he's a complete douche. I mean yeah hes good, but he's cocky. Bad mouthing other musicians? come on! Still talented, but totally reasonable to hate. I'm gonna stick with Kyo, he's talented but humble.

[cytavares]

Pattons voice is so unique that hes been score to great projects, finally hes been properly recognized. Shut your fuck up if u think this is only screaming.

[yakityyakblah]

What the hell is written on those papers?

[rockypc24]

@yakityyakblah BLASHBAWFHAWFHJFATESDHGETSGTUG­HAGEIASHGASKGAH HEAVY BREATHING HEAVY BREATING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAGHASNDKVDSJG­ADBGADKJGKHSDAJGHSDAGHADGHAHGD­WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[calipso2002]

well i guess something hypnotic еруку there is about it

[orwell9788]

Damn, wouldn't that destroy your vocal chords screaming like that?

[lust666lust]

esos son los efectos de haber sido penetrado por el ano con un palo cubierto de nutela

[silviamarques2011]

People who say this is random screaming probably think Kandisnky is random scratching.

[lalo6437]

@silviamarques2011 and polack too

[Burtonfan851]

This is almost exactly like the studio version which makes it that much more awesome.

[jamcow3]

If anyone is familiar with the video game, The Darkness, you know Mike Patton. He did all the creature noises in that game unaltered in any way.. Which is absolutely insane, if you've played, you know. Amazing talent.

[clacksonator]

@jamcow3 he also did the voices for the creatures on the film I Am Legend.

[Unhappycamping]

I couldn't of put it better if I tried

[Gobblox1]

Literally the greatest vocalist currently making music in the world.

[yovioleatuzorramadre]

@Gobblox1 I actually think he makes boring music, I think Fantomas is cool tho.

[deliciouskoma]

Mike Patton is pimp no doubt,

[Grasslich]

Glorious!

[onurduelger]

This is experimental music!!! Learn before you have an opinion.. live is short,

[JoshEinstein]

So let me get this straight, the camera guy watched this for 8 and a half minutes and didn't call 911 to report someone having a stroke?

[SNB222]

mike patton vs michael winslo scat battle

[etxhioVEVO]

i'm agree with 351 dislikers, he WAS good

[BoBoBoBoY]

what the hell could that sheet music possibly say?

[xlukxndsx]

maybe im not musician but this sound like if semoene hundreds of pupies at a train rail

[kamigemela]

Me pregunto como será pasar una noche con mike patton ... sería un manjar para mis oidos xD

[industrial3PUCV]

Master, so fucking idol!!

[gilbert10balla]

WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU WRITE LET ALONE READ HIS SHEET MUSIC inheal exheal inheal exheal WTF scream like you just did acid and a giant fucking rat is ganna fuck you WTF SERIOUSLY COME ON THIS IS FUCKED UP LOL LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE!

[DirtyWingsCGI]

Me gustaría saber que tiene escrito en la partitura del atril ;)

[kjc10101959]

nailed it mate.

crucify him.

he's nutZ

[Anubis1377]

if there was a god he'd have mike pattons voice

[walterflow]

@Sriake sorry but.. whol is Kyo..?

[walterflow]

@7eeth thnks! great vocals.. but... patton is still better for me.. hundred times more creative.. wider range on vocals.. singing and scraming.. but i´ll listen more of dir en grey.. good band.. i only know luna sea, x japan and a few more from japan...

[Atlaned]

@walterflow Actually, I agree with 7eeth. It is wrong that you make them statements when clearly you hadn't listened to much of them. Anyhow... \m/

[tomanocentro]

can't deny the vocal hability envolved, still some really creepy shit! And the sheet really is something!

[gilbert10balla]

WTF how do u read his sheet music omg wtf is this guy possed omg !!!! he needs help like if u think true haha

[misternipples100]

if mike patton, les claypool, and buckethead formed a supergroup every viewer would jizz thier pants

[deathadder2006]

@misternipples100

no they wouldn't. and it wouldn't be a supergroup. it would be a good bassist and a good guitarist let down by a fucking douche.

[MrBungleNoMore1]

@deathadder2006 100% right. Since Mike Patton can play both bass and guitar, it would be bad if they had Buckethead sing. What a douche indeed.

[Emilianlalev]

I wish I learned to make that solo!

[Zynomics]

I think this is the Jim Carey before Jim Carey....

0.o

[almafarinelli]

im so in love....

[23cornchip]

Best. Warmup. Ever.

[vampireanimewoo]

....you cant help but love him...for the sake of humanity... :P

[DreamJ2eaper]

2 deep 4 u

[TheLordofShell]

What it sounds like to run through a toys r us with your pants down furiously masturbating

[ShaharEdry1]

SICK

[Markfly]

God just shit himself.

[mattelierband]

for the ones that are saying this is just noise, check the studio version...

[IAMinDreams]

@wakenbakejake69 haha he is the best vocalist of all time, you couldn't do the first 10 seconds of it, sit down.

[paranzaboy]

@wakenbakejake69 comics



[TheTruMetal]

Lmfao! If this shit is really you Patton dick-rider's idea of "legendary" material, then wow... I really don't even need to say anything.

[deathadder2006]

beavis / cornholio has more talent than this man, and hes funny with it

[walleskyleev]

@deathadder2006 you just hate him haha..

[jwhiteyoung]

Left for dead....

[jakethegimp2]

This man is a cunt. That's all.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 I'm sensing some jealousy.

[jakethegimp2]

@Cessate

Then you need to adjust your brain. It seems the cuntish sounds eminating from Patton's mouth have messed up your ability to sense correctly. Which is understandable really.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 Cute. Your jealousy is turning into petty insults. Must be tough knowing that a guy who makes "cuntish sounds" is seen as one of the best vocalists in the music industry, hey?

[jakethegimp2]

@Cessate

Cute.

Yeah it's tough all right. I've been practising shouting for several years now and still can't manage to make the cuntish sounds he does. I'm gutted. As for seen as one of the best vocalists in the industry? What a crock of horseshit. Most people in the industry couldn't give a fuck about Patton. Remember the paintings hung in the art gallery which were highly praised by well respected artists, then it turned out the painting had been done by chimps. Same thing here.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 Again, what's your proof behind these claims? How did you come across the accusation that "most people in the industry couldn't give a fuck about Patton?"

Don't talk out of your ass, and actually back that statement up; because they're far more musicians out there who praise him than not; his professional catalog is proof of that.

No it's not the same thing, because paintings/art is perceived differently by everyone. Doesn't matter if it was chimps or not.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 Patton actually has undeniable talent that's recognized by other undeniable talent.

I have never met anyone so jealous of someone they've never met in my life. This is outstanding!

[jakethegimp2]

@Cessate

Such high praise, and from such a well respected critic as yourself. I'm truly honoured.

You say 'it's not the same thing' because art is perceived differently by everyone'. What, and music isn't?

Face it, Mikes the musical chimp, and you're the pretentious critic, dribbling on about how great it is, when it is infact utter and complete bollocks. If he let rip a huge stream of farts into a mic, you'd claim it was an artistic interpretation by a genius and others dont' 'get it'.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 I never said music isn't. But with music, no matter how much you dislike a band/artist, if they're talented/skilled at something, you should at least be able to acknowledge/recognize it. How many people in the world hate Rush? Quite a few due to the vocal style. But how many people would claim that "they suck and aren't talented"? Only a very select few ignorant dbags looks to attention; which is EXACTLY what you're doing with this issue.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 Again, you're instantly assuming that I actually understand this "solo" myself, which I in now shape way or form claimed I did. Because I don't. I may be a Patton fan, but if he broke out into this at a show, I'd stand there bewildered if anything. But yet again, you're obsessively fixating on this one video as if this is his only body of work ever, and all that he's ever capable of doing; which is straight up ignorance.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 No matter how much you cry about how he's a "chimp", he's accomplished, and continues to accomplish more in music than most musicians ever will. He's very rarely in the media and yet remains respected by his music peers, which are many from a different array of genres. Those are actual facts that can be proven by a simple Google or YouTube search.

And yet you're sitting here calling ME the critic? That's some of the best hypocrisy I've witness on here in years.

[jakethegimp2]

@Cessate

Why is he rarely in the media? Because the media simply aren't interested in him. He may be respected by some of his musician peers, so what, musicians talk all kinds of insincere shite about each other to kiss ass. When you try as many acts as he has, some fools are bound to be taken in by it. He jumps from one 'artsy' project to another, only gettin attention because he tries soooo hard to be 'unique', and shit like this is the result of idiots kissing his ass saying it's art.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 He was NEVER big in the media, even in FNMs glory days. That's due to the fact that he has no reason to be a media hound. Hell, look at Maynard James Keenan. He's a respected musician as well, and he's been in the media FAR FAR less than even Patton.

Wrong. He has so many projects going on at once because he's a fan of music. If you were a musician of any sort you'd understand that. If your pallet of music genres is diverse, you'd probably want to play as many as you can.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 But as per usual, you're simply tossing out fallacious assumptions based solely on your pretentious "I'm right and everyone who doesn't agree with me is an idiot" ideals.

[jakethegimp2]

@Cessate

/watch?v=MsQYzpOHpik&feature=r­elated

This is a pisstake of pretentious musicians, meant to sound as ridiculous as possible, only the drummer can actually play. The odd thing is it actualy sounds better than some of Pattons stuff, and the truth is, if Patton released this, his fanboys would be saying how it was creative genius or some other shit.

[Cessate]

@jakethegimp2 And this is EXACTLY why I call you a troll. You have no argument, nor do you actually back your claims up, but instead you find some random comedy sketch, and attempt to relate it to a musician/band as a means to claim "This sounds awful, but it's better than this".

Haven't we already leaped that barrel?

Troll or not, your absolute idiocy and ignorance is overwhelming. How does a kid like yourself function is social settings without getting kicked out or shunned?

[jakethegimp2]

@Cessate

Keenan deliberately tries to stay out of the news, Patton doesn't. Big difference. That's why he has to do various 'artsy' projects, in order to get himself noticed at all these days. Keenan doesn't need to have countless 'side' projects going on, nor to countless other musicians that are far more respected than Patton will ever be. Can you imagine Elton John, Ozzy, David Bowie standing up and doing shit like this? They don't because they don't need to.

[jakethegimp2]

@Cessate

Pattons best days ended a long time ago, and no matter how much you protest about him being relevant, the truth is, he's only relevant now to a small group of his fanboys. Most people will never know, or care about Patton and his 'projects'. I had a look at one of his 'projects' earlier, most of the comments were from former Bungle fans saying he's lost it now and his latest stuff is shite. So don't pretend I'm the only one. Keep flying the flag bro.

[AndPlus]

@jakethegimp2 I don't agree.I've recently discovered Mike Patton with a complete ignorance of his previous bands. I was astounded by his versatility of voice and irreverence towards conventions. I don't like everything he's done, am certainly no 'fanboy' but do think he's one of the best singers/vocalists/personalitie­s I've ever heard. I witnessed the 09 Faith No More set at Donnington without having heard of them before & think they/he sound better now than ever compared to older performances

[johnjohnjman]

i love every kind of music. As weird as it may be i can add these kind of music to my likings as well-- after all--jazz,rock,pop,techno--we hear it all the time--but this,this is something special---its more brutal than metal!!!

[Hilwasmine]

Toutes les émotions d'une vie en 8min !!

[FallenAngel132177]

I seriously cant explain how terrible this is....

[Zscheesus]

@FallenAngel132177

You can't, because you couldn't do it better...Unless you're Patton.

[Lauu182]

haha cat fight AAAAAAAHHH

[cpriicorn]

Masterpiece.

[nicothedoorscentral0]

I Want be Mike to dont make shit my head

[evildairo]

mike is trolling us lol

[3dsman]

Artistic expression? Mmmm..... yeah..... not my cup of tea. I suggest playing this at a happening party if you want to see the place clear out. But I LOVE FNM.. so I guess you gotta accept creative guys will explore... that's what makes 'em creative.

[makotoroid999]

7:12 terrible

[russianviolet]

i wish i was that microphone!!

[kingcrimson234]

this is terrible. there is a lot of great stuff that he's been involved with though.

[Itipcows]

WHAT THE FUCK....... any 5 year old can do this. this guy is an overated peice of shit. This takes absolutely no talent to do

[masterjp93]

@Itipcows Do it, now. Do it. You obviously are better than anybody who has ever done anything so just do it.

[Itipcows]

@masterjp93 anyone can do this! its just screaming and throwing up noises with tons of delay and reverb

[AmmoNightmare]

@Itipcows Do it then.

[Itipcows]

@AmmoNightmare

galright

[Theclassifused]

@Itipcows Y'know what you should do then, smart guy?

You should post a video to prove it.

But if you fail you'd might as well get off your high horse.

Because our comments wont be pretty.

[GoodmanMIke59]

Utter nonsense but your dime

[darthpigeon04]

i think his moon blood is coming

[Peter201069]

this is garbage

[123vana123]

lindo

[54321FUCKYOU2]

Retarded.

[werewolfalpha20]

So I've no real idea what's going on but I love the fact that he has sheet music in front of him.

[jzmassive]

What the actual fuck? What is he even doing? That takes no talent or skill in the fucking slightest!

[phin16]

@jzmassive bicker, bicker, bicker makes a gal age quicker :)

let me guess...your favourite patton song is Epic?

[jzmassive]

@phin16 i don't have a favourite patton song, whether he actually makes good music is beyond me, but this is absolutely terrible

[MetOrion]

@jzmassive It takes talent and skill to do it all without damaging the voice. He's recognizing the voice as an instrument outside of just singing. At least it's inventive.

[RUNESHOP92]

This is pathetic I hope he gets cancer.

[phin16]

@RUNESHOP92 i hope your balls strangle you in your sleep.

[EvilEtiquette]

@phin16 hahaha!!

[iPodLocK3R]

DUDE IS 11550 H.S. (Under the influence of a controlled substance) Shoot him in the fucking head and end it for him...

[TheHappyKitten]

at first I was like o.o

but then I was like o_______o""

[ShuhanDeath]

329 ppl think they can do. Huh go fuck your self. If u can do better than him then u can dislike this.

[ShuhanDeath]

How did he do that??? Fucking Awesome!!!

[fuckoffplan]

CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER

[FallingAlex]

I love when the strands of his hair stand up.

[psudeoaccount]

I couldn't care less about any sort of 'artistic meaning' in this, it's just amazing that somebody can make all these sounds.

[ThisPoisonTree]

Does this form of expression have a name? Is it a sort of artistic movement?

[Raro404]

@ThisPoisonTree Pattonism. No but seriously, this style of art does exist. Yoko Ono held an exhibition where it was just her screaming in a room for a few minutes and then left. Whatever this kind of art is, Patton probably does it the best. Kind of like vocal surrealism.

[DrWhiggs]

I need a brick over here.

[MrShinyCadilackness]

This song is like Moby's "Thousand." It's not supposed to sound like a real song, it's just a test of the limits of the artist. The only difference is, Mike Patton actually has talent.

[JeanMopis]

side effects of a wealthy society.

[richymandawgs]

what a dickhead, hahahahahahha, over rated to the shit house, not to mention, this is shit!!!!!! hahahahahahah

[MrWahooSTEW]

Check out this Mike Patton video posted by the user noahrub it is great! It is called Magic Place Sponge search it

[AevumAnimus]

6:03 to 6:43 sounds like a part of Le Sacre Du Printemps

[Muzikaaron]

@AevumAnimus WHOA. You called it. That's awesome.

[NoelGrassy]

@AevumAnimus, Stravinsky?!! If you hear then that's OK with me. I bet Patton would appreciate the compliment.

[ferdicamacho]

ahuehuaehaehhaehuaeae, man... he's amazing. totally. it's probably impossible for any other human being to sing like he does and do this kind of thing with his voice.

But still, this made me laugh (of excitement)... it's so frantic!

[DegeratX]

This man has sadly deceived all of the pathetic members of society who are so desperate to get some "art" in their lives. This is NOT art in any way, shape, or form. It is a man with an inferiority complex screaming into a mic.

[afjess1989]

I wonder if thats what he sounds like when he has sex..... Fap fap fap

[sebasboner]

321 have no fucking clue about the word ''raw talent'' !!! sad bitches !

[AZTACOLVR05]

What in the world was that?... His parents must be so proud!..

[lucretia101]

Aural Art. 

[mapiguitar1]

Sin palabras... literalmente!



[bearyhot]

Absolute genius. Guy fakes a good orgasm. I need to Ipod this one. Good for a nice loooooong plane trip.

[galadrion2]

This thing really sucks

[youman1996]

Click the video. Before watching, scroll down. Could you tell it was a man making these sounds?

[youman1996]

I don't get this at all. But I like it. 

[RedAnkhOfSet]

Dumbass plebeian youtubers discover performance art

[chocolatepain357]

Is he speaking Hmong?

[fryBASS]

I bet Michael Winslow would be good at this

[crungen5]

pure shit

[MiikaT96]

Didn't get it :/

[4444HD]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[HaydenFromHell]

@4444HD Obviously, your not a golfer.

[MsChika99]

Reto a todos los que critican a hacer esto mismo y no quedar totalmente afónico después de esto...Gran manejo de la voz, guste o no. Mike es seco, grite, cante o patalee. No es mi proyecto favorito, pero que demuestra un tremendo talento y manejo vocal, lo hace ;)

[bunnykingIII]

this is just like death metal: hard as fuck but sounds like shit

[KeroseneKid2019]

to be honest i find this hot. just...putting it out there

[KurtDCF]

la mejor voz del planeta!

[EvildeadMetalhead666]

What is with all of these close minded people bashing Mike Patton? He is Very Unique and is a multi-instrumetnalist. He has an interesting Talent and you must broaden your minds and explore the idea's of unconventional Music it is an art form. You guys have not yet been exposed to Musical Art in this way. Look at Paintins for instance, Abstract Paintings are now Normal but some paintings you look at and say wow what goes on in their minds? They must be crazy but No it is art and this is no diff

[Nikotynamid]

i love him

[MrPigglesworth]

wtf is this shit

[FallingAlex]

I had a dream about Mike Patton last night. Very surreal (even for a dream)

[elcerry]

it reminds me of demetrio stratos

[VeryMediocre]

Worthless.

[madtownband]

This guy kills fish in his videos.

[Etabl]

Orgasm initiated at 0:01 - Orgasm complete at 8:02

[Sombrek]

@Etabl Hahahaha, we just witness Mike Patton's O face. xD

[StylishGaz]

Jackiee

[Brollyhero99TOP10]

Compare this to his album California.... What a difference!!!! xD

Patton is more than a god.... SERIOUSLY!!!!!

[fecalseepage]

and that my friends, is why mike patton is god.

[garyc2]

This is the over dubbing to one sick porn movie.

[akanafan]

PERO QUE PINCHE MIERDA ES ESTA??PARECE QUE SE LA ESTA JLANDO DELANTE DE UNOS PUERCOS!!!!FUCK,WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!???I DON;T KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE BELIVES THIS IS ART??WHEN IS NOT BUT JUST SHIT!!TOTALLY AND PURE SHIT!!!

[jechumingo]

Dentro de toda su locura es un "GENIO" !!

[rainephoenix]

moonchild?

 by Crimson?

[aswann0831]

hes all hyped up on speeeeeeeeeeddd!

[Nega888]

Grazie MrBungle82 per averlo postato, ci siamo visti al concerto, ero con Dario.

Domenica mattina a teatro con le sciure impellicciate, indimenticabile! xD

[drumtravelfun]

@111darkfox111 Nothings written on it. It's a pic of Wolfmother...explains the screaming.

[emissionNebulae]

I wish this was better quality

[Sjipz0r]

this is the stupidest fucking thing ive eve heard

people who think this mans got talent are on fucking crack

[Rocksoccer123]

@Sjipz0r Have you heard his actual music?

[Theclassifused]

@Sjipz0r Well, can you do it? Make a video response and prove it, smart ass.

[CountAbel]

People like YOU have a very narrow understanding about music.

[RS11raptor11]

wtf is this