Samurai Fail

[Jlowe258]

'Lifetime warranty'

[Iongcat]

THAT HURT BIG TIME

[deadcell1]

That why it pays to buy american products.

[hobosrockXD]

I would buy the one with his blood on it. Just another one to add to my collection....jk! <3

[TheEpicBieber]

sometimes its better not to buy american

[MechanizeDragon]

...ORDER NOW!

[puckle3]

who wants that katana now....

[N8tbog]

Wow, the studio has its own clinic :)

[rubberduckyrox1]

DUMB ASS!

[Dtitilator]

"Order now and you'll also get the guys blood on the blade..."

[artistichowl]

from 0:12 onward, thats what she said.

[ahc688]

0:07

[ahc688]

table win!!

[landporpus]

sometimes its better not to buy american

[mohawkguy92]

let's slowly pan the swords while the other guy bleeds to death.

[Diggy22]

That wasn't a Hanzo Hattori sword!!! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!

[LegendNeiotless]

Apparently, that guy doesn't know much about Japanese Swords. They're made to break like that, which is why Japanese people fight with them the way they do. ( Stupid, huh? )

[rockveopera]

it's in katana's blood it does kamikaze that's all

[dake222]

ill take one

[conyo985]

Press 2 for a blade being destroyed by a table!

[deadeye382]

dose the price now decrease in value

[badaman09]

i blame justin bieber

[HelloIAmJoel]

Definitely made in china

[ninjawux]

We... emm... may need emergency surgery in the studio XD best part 

[kiwiodoom]

Facts about the katana:

Used for slashing and jabbing at softer areas of the body

Ceremonial use sometimes

Delicate weapon

[TheBallKeeper]

@kiwiodoom Fact abot katana- Made out of iron sands not simply iron like other swords. Iron sands create stronger sword then simply iron. Therefore katana is harder then other swords. If katana is harder it can penetrate harder materials then other swords. Therefore katana can cut true anything other swords can cut true and even more!

[kiwiodoom]

@TheBallKeeper ...........then why the fuck is it easy to bend and break?

If I were to DROP one of cement it would shatter (a real one at that)

[avapker]

@kiwiodoom believe him its in an anime called "the sacred blacksmith" so it must be true

[TheBallKeeper]

@kiwiodoom because there are 2 types of katana.One is traditional katana and second is manufacture katana.Traditional one is hand-made in japan by blacksmith from iron sand.Second one is made in factorys acroas world from simply iron. Manufacture katanas are low quality because they made from iron.They use iron because it is manu times faster to create katana from iron then from iron sands. To create katana from iron sands it takes minimum 4 days just to prepear material.Factorys aint doing that

[kiwiodoom]

@TheBallKeeper Therefor the real katanas are incredible expensive? o.o

[TheBallKeeper]

@kiwiodoom yes, because its hand-made

[RoMMeL1337ak47]

and this is why you dont make swords from polished cast iron. you hafto hamer it so it wont be brittle like this.

[joebama97]

call now, the guy who answers the phone is about to die! never trust a white guy holding a ninja sword, plz leave it to the asians. i like how the other guy steps in front of the camera like he's the guys backup and they're still going to do the commercial anyway

[Scarjaka]

I love how the guy at the end says that straight to the camera like they're going to start filming that

[Vix847]

Looks like the tip got him good.

[NguyenVanThock2185]

LOL!!! If just the tip hurts that bad, then the shaft's gotta be murder.

[Daviysoh]

Well,at least the blade seemed cut well.

[hammerogod]

This video gets funnier every time I see it.

[crismiss11]

LMAO @ the replacement guy. thanks for keeping everyone calm and not overstating the situation

[Desolator1]

LOL it broke! that is so cheap

[papantlaflyer68]

QUICK , I COVER YOU !!!! YOU GET YOUR GUTS INSIDE AGAIN AND GET YOUR BELLY FIXED !!!!!

[salty453]

The funny thing is, in Australia they give you the Ab Circle PRO 2.0 and the Ahhh Bra, but, you can get a fake katana sword for half the price.

[thegroove14]

HARA KIRI!!

[BjorklundSimon]

THAT'S ONE SHARP TABLE!!

[JKDspirit]

katanas my ass...there were no straight swords in japanese history

[JKDspirit]

these are not even katanas...let alone practice ones...lol

[sbw124]

these days katana is too expensive to buy in Japan. but I can buy if it is 44 dollar.. :)

[astrosntexans]

amazing that 44 dollar sword was a POS, who would have thunk it. I spend more on a kitchen knife.

[stevenfuchs1877]

@astrosntexans wusthof

[bananasquads]

@astrosntexans it's thought, not thunk. lol.

[4kikasrt]

And the nice thing about these practice katanas.. We will never know.

[GabrielLopez64]

EMERGENCY SURGERY IN THE STUDIO, only 290.00 plus shipping and handling

[gingerfuntime]

OOOHHH THAT HURT!!! XD dumbass

[4wearemany]

Not Hanzo Hattori steel, that's for sure.

[aznmidgetskater]

you don't hit tables with it, motherfucker. you're supposed to make sushi from your enemies with it.

[259Lopez]

wait, what where you gona say... unbreakable, i think not.

[BlessedSpirit]

"And the nice thing about these katanas, is that they fight back"

[toyomore]

MADE IN CHINA FOR SURE!

[deedmyster]

and that is why its only 44.95 its a cheap sword

[fjahmad]

EMERGENCY SURGERY!!!!

[mrcarepig]

what a redneck hick yhe second guy

[MasterlyApprentice]

"... and the nice thing about these practise katanas is-" THEY PUNISH YOU FOR DOING IT WRONG.

[SuperChris2k10]

why would u mess with a sword retard lol

[theMaaaan1]

this fuckin knive cut my man boob!

[riptide312]

that idiot at the end " we may need emergency surgery in the studio"

[Skitfredde]

that is what happens when a retard that doesnt know what carbon steel is makes a katana

[DJZombiLincoln]

Damn, can I return the one I just bought?

[MrPathorn]

WOW! I'm going to buy those katanas now

[4LLeY]

man, u just dont give 45$ for a katana.. its more like 3000$..

[Reaper16a]

That's a fucking ninjato you noob and what was it made out? Cardboard coated with metal?

[akfantro]

"Okay we going to need emergency surgery in the studio" ....

[DivineHitz]

fuck the katana, i want the table!

[KnowMyStyle]

its a SWORD not a HAMMER. it did what it was made to do, cut you.

[infinitymystery]

Its okay guys, hes emo!

[RamonSherwood]

234 soul reapers disliked this



[RamonSherwood]

Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia made 234 accounts and i don't fucking blame them

[snappy2332]

@RamonSherwood ...who the fuck?

[tylo38]

lol the guy with the glasses.

[Ebutuoy2004]

This sword is a straight sword, and it decorated very strange and cheaply.

I think this sword is not a real Japanese sword.

It is probably a fake sword.

[GlitchMasterSonic]

wait, this guy has failed CONTINUOUSLY on like 50 commercials, anyone else noticed that? This guy just fails at life.

[XxAnony0mousxX]

Hahaha,"We uhhhhhhh, mayyyy neeed emergency surgery.... in the studio." (Guy is squirting blood on the ground)

[oscar0987321]

Thousand ways to die!

[tasman500]

gotta love the asians:0

[IAuMaZinGI]

A piece..............That was who whole blade!

[capajc]

good thing about these practice katanas is that they are made in china .. so its 44.95 very cheap!

[patrickpatin]

Obviously not a Hanzo katana.

[Saint102]

those cost 15 dollars now haha

[BitFrost]

*That hurt big tom!*

[Scottyb337]

He should have went to Diamond Dave's Ninjy School.

[CapitaoComas]

katanas dont break!

lol

bullshit !!

[poorandimmature]

guys dont panic but uh...

we may need emergency surgery... IN THE STUDIO

[SteveIsBrootal]

You can tell this was made in China.

[mikespikke1]

wasnt this guy on 1000 ways to die?

[pokey9099]

@mikespikke1 yes, yes he was, he got lit on fire

[AdamLimey]

Just the tip...

[ironchefbub]

i heard him and billy maze was high on oxyclean

[killface93]

we MAY need? motherfucker just said the tip got him.. that IS a need

[BrianDanger91]

We have to perform emergency surgery right now in the studio! Is anyone watching at home a surgeon?! CALL NOW!

[magnetwardrobe]

White guy infomercail lookin week

[SharonX]

Lol I got here from Enzyme-X - Silly mid on *laughint*

[SharonX]

@SharonX Laughing.

[supermkmh]

press 3 to see him being humped by ghost

[capnhands]

guess no ones gonna buy those anytime soon

[LupineSpacePirate]

This is why Pirates are better.

[TheWarrior816]

O'Dell is a dick,

[caligal2010]

@Hypersonicmolester they are lying. you think the ppl who buy stuff from them know that? lol

[imaczmwahahahaha]

It takes skill to do something like that, he will be a great samurai...

[JokerzKard]

This YouTube video is sponsored by my balls, text your mother and threaten her life for creating yours... Who are these dipshits who put that on videos???

[LadyK1407]

Ohh.... Damn

[MultiRicoloco]

Man down!

[parrotjoy]

this was on 1000 ways to die..lol

[Vocalen]

thats were balls of steel comes in

[CraaazyT]

Odel seems like he's had a few to drink lol

[ZxROxMATADOR]

odel get him a fucking band aid and tell him to man the fuck up!

[Andrewmcdaddy]

I wanna see the guy at the end of the clip get ahold of one of those blades

[MaxHBoss]

dude.. u don't a surgery for a cut -__-"

[rbk23lex]

oohh that got me good !

ohh im bleeding all over the place so im hiding behind the table!

[DivineHitz]

"odel dont just stand there!"

[snak3145]

table vs katana..

table WINS!!!

[ratonmagic92]

YOU'RE THE LAST SAMURAI?!!

[zag534]

sounded like he was about to tell us how durable it is.

[UtubeHyperboleGuy]

"We may need emergency surgery...in the studio." haha

[NeverGonnaStopNumber]

A piece of that tip just got him...that is for sure.

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

The table rebellion.

[1CannibalCorpse2]

"Oh, that got me good!"

[FlashXTehTeh]

Made in China.

[CodeSatoru]

press 9 "i need emergency surgery" lool

[AustinL0L]

"We may need emergency surgery in the studio."

The fuck does he need surgery for?

[vukture]

i heard he died from emergency surgery in the studio

[TheVampireLoverz]

omg fucking trolls stop with did he died?

[xaero16]

did he died?

[2tha0]

katanas are supposed to be curved

[Andehzarz]

@2tha0 Reason why they probably broke

[XxAnony0mousxX]

@2tha0 And strong

[KrispyNoodle88]

and thts how you know it made in china product

[2488terror]

hes on 1000 ways to die

[peteralbat]

I though katanas were close of being unbreakable

cheap asses

[EnigmaDrath]

You have angered the honourable spirits of the samurai!! Begone!!

[sfdragonfly]

what do you mean a piece of the tip hit you!!?? the whole fucking blade hit you.

[TheRealGeriBoss]

No wonder the real Katanas are made from 2 different types of metal...

[TailsBit]

1..2..3..strikes your out at the old ball game!

[jango3]

Once this shit happened, they lost many viewers and customers.

[seriously341]

I think i won't buy those katanas..

[espnchris]

we may need emergency surgery .......on my vigina

[Turismo9000]

Only in America

[TheCyprusX]

HELLO ! BILLY MAYS HERE!

[Radz117]

Only a true Samurai would show such discipline to not say "MOTHERFUCKINGCUNT" after having that happen to them.

[kindperson1234]

wasnt this on 1000 ways to die?

[mrghost3601]

@kindperson1234 hahah yea i think so when the guy got the sword stuck on his chest

[xEraseTheseMemoriesx]

@kindperson1234 i was just gonna say that xD

[fiddle02]

this is the best fail blog video..

[MrCrimsontide86]

Customer apperciation my ass...that thing is a Customer sucide

[Yogurtshop]

The guy at the end reminds me of "Big Lee" from the Dating Fail. :o

[the86thcreator]

now he's going to use the sharpness of the blade to sell this poorly tempered pitiful thing

[NeonLugia]

OWWW OOOOH THAT HURT

I love how his overacted enthusiastic salesman voice did not change at all.

[MrDKdeka]

Made in China

[xRedTurtlex]

FUCK THE KATANAS I WANT THAT TABLE!!!

[lambovsatan225]

@xRedTurtlex yeah! what the fuck was it made of? :s

[seba1337]

@xRedTurtlex xD your comment made me laugh more then the video did ;>

[xRedTurtlex]

@seba1337 thank you

[16kn]

dont be a pussy....at least it's not a bullet u fag

[Cobra91Serbia]

This would be a good gift if you hate someone. ^_^

[OmegaPerfekt]

Hidden Samurai Technique, purpose anti-noob system. Right like this, never challenge a Samurai sword if ur a noob Ò_ó

[NoOdL3z18]

a real sword is blacksmithed, folded over hundreds of times and is very very strong. These are made of standard knife metal like what the average person has in their kitchen, which is thin, cheap and rigid.

[01234567895007]

did the guy at the end srsly just say, we need emergency surgery in the citadel?